Bush's mars plan....

[Waylander]

Bush is saying he wants to put a man on mars. One step in a long term plan to hopefully colonise the red planet.

Could certainly use the room but what's the real plan? Martian oil perhaps?

[750Y]

maybe they could send him...

[WRT]

maybe they could send him...

In a shuttle . . .

With bush being such an arsehole, he would probably be really good at colon-ising . . .

[placidfemme]

In a shuttle . . .

Yeah one of the ones that falls apart and blows up!

[Wolf]

He probably plans on invading the bloody place.

Sorry, liberating it.. this tyrannical regime of bacteria is subjugating a lichen-like growth and feeding off it - obviously an "Ethnic clensing" in process and so GWB, the World's Hero will send out the World Police to crush the oppressors.

And they'll get creamed by the bacteria, of course... :devil2:

[idb]

Bush is saying he wants to put a man on mars. One step in a long term plan to hopefully colonise the red planet.

Could certainly use the room but what's the real plan? Martian oil perhaps?
It's not about oil, it's never about oil.
Dubya has seen War Of The Worlds and realises that Mars is a threat to the US.
The best defence is to spread freedom, democracy and the free market to the ordinary Martian.

[Hitcher]

Bush is saying he wants to put a man on mars. One step in a long term plan to hopefully colonise the red planet.

Could certainly use the room but what's the real plan? Martian oil perhaps?
Jeez, you're the Texan Republican. You tell us!

[Wolf]

It's not about oil, it's never about oil.
Dubya has seen War Of The Worlds and realises that Mars is a threat to the US.
The best defence is to spread freedom, democracy and the free market to the ordinary Martian.
I could well believe GW has seen WotW and doesn't realise it's fiction.

Fark, I bet he was one of the ones who fled his home when they broadcast it on the radio...

[pyrocam]

well apparently they are going to use global warming to teraform mars. this uses carbon dioxide to build up an atmosphere that traps heat therefore melting the caps.

we were going to put industry on mars to solve to probelms but america decided that bush produced enough gas to do it himself

[ManDownUnder]

Bush is saying he wants to put a man on mars. One step in a long term plan to hopefully colonise the red planet.

Could certainly use the room but what's the real plan? Martian oil perhaps?

To introduce democracy and capitalism of course... same as Iraq...

It's a pity you can't actually have democracy AND capitalism in the same place due to them being fundamentally opposite philosophies...

[Waylander]

ange
Another moronic idea from the dangerous idiot.
Bush or me?

And Hitcher I never voted and don't particularly care about the US government so I'm niether Republican nor Democrat.

[SPORK]

ange
Bush or me?

And Hitcher I never voted and don't particularly care about the US government so I'm niether Republican nor Democrat.
Democrat all the way!

US Government? What's that? Soem sort of corporation?

[idb]

ange
Bush or me?

.... I never voted .......
Aha, so it's all your fault!
The true culprit has been found!

[myvice]

Send Bush to Mars! Use a sling-shot! A realy BIG sling-shot!

[Skyryder]

Bush is just trying to get back home. He's an escapee from Area 51.

Skyryder

[Pixie]

Bush is saying he wants to put a man on mars. One step in a long term plan to hopefully colonise the red planet.

Could certainly use the room but what's the real plan? Martian oil perhaps?
Dubya has this cunning plan...A plan so cunning,you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel...To corner the market in mars bars!

[Indiana_Jones]

Another moronic idea from the dangerous idiot.

Does that make JFK a knobcheese for wanting a man on the moon? lol

-Indy

[matthewt]

Dubya has this cunning plan...A plan so cunning,you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel...To corner the market in mars bars!

Nah, he's just an idiot.

[mstriumph]

wanna see mr bush tryin to capture the hearts an minds of the little green martians ...............

[Wolf]

wanna see mr bush tryin to capture the hearts an minds of the little green martians ...............
How successful could that be? He's so far failed to capture enough minds to have one of his own...

[ManDownUnder]

How successful could that be? He's so far failed to capture enough minds to have one of his own...

No you know that's not fair... he's captured plenty.

He's deprived them of a number of basic human rights, denied them access to any justice or judicial recourse... but he has captured them