I'm going crazy!

[Riff Raff]

:violin: I'm on holiday, my bike won't be fixed for another couple of weeks, White Trash is using my car for work, his bikes away for a wee holiday, I have no money and I'm bored stiff. Anyone got any good ideas on what I can do to keep myself amused, apart from posting lots of useless shit on KB. There's a limit to how many times I can rearrange the furniture and the gargre.

Wish I'd gone and got my old bike from Coromandel - could have stripped it down and then wondered how all the bits fit back together.

Anyone got any casual work I can do?

[Sniper]

Try making a musical tune by farting

[zadok]

Hire a bike?

[Big Dave]

Write a Kiwi Rider piece.
www.kiwirider.co.nz
click on contribute

[MSTRS]

Plait ALL your hair into interesting shapes. Paint WINJA's roof. REALLY listen to all your CDs.

[James Deuce]

CHange the locks and then take the piss out of Jimmy when he can't get inside.

Build a pit with pungee stakes in the bottom, under the welcome mat by the front door, to surprise Jehovah's Witnesses and other unwelcome guests.

Throw all your household refuse over the fence into the next door neighbour's yard. Refuse to acknowledge them, and then cackle like a banshee when they fall into your pit by the front door with the pungee stakes in the bottom.

Sit by the road and hurl abuse at taxi drivers. Vomit into their car when they stop to "discuss" the issue with you.

Go to a taxidermy shop, ask for the failed projects for a cheap sum and then throw them under passing vehicles.

[Lou Girardin]

Go for a walk. Window shop. Buy a coffee and people watch.
Contemplate your navel. Post crap on KB.

[bugjuice]

i have two bikes to clean if you want.. and a house..
could go for a walk.. go into town and spend all of Jimmys hard earned on lunch and a new wardrobe.. or spend the afternoon in the bedroom catching up on what jimmy can't fill :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

:violin: I'm on holiday, my bike won't be fixed for another couple of weeks, White Trash is using my car for work, his bikes away for a wee holiday, I have no money and I'm bored stiff. Anyone got any good ideas on what I can do to keep myself amused, apart from posting lots of useless shit on KB. There's a limit to how many times I can rearrange the furniture and the gargre.

Wish I'd gone and got my old bike from Coromandel - could have stripped it down and then wondered how all the bits fit back together.

Anyone got any casual work I can do?

ok 2 things... I agree with buggy re the entertainment vvalue of having a week to yourself... I mean - that simply can't be underestimated...

but BEYOND that, are you sying there is a bike in Coro that could fill your days, but it needs transport?

Are you also looking for summat to do, or do you mean summat to do that pays good money?

MDU

[SARGE]

:violin:

Anyone got any casual work I can do?


you can come over and wax my bike.. im crook as hell today and its all fingerprint-ie

[Riff Raff]

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.

1. I've used up all my farts already

2. Bugjuice I actually enjoy washing bikes, so bring them over. Of course I get to take them for a ride afterwards to 'dry' them.

3. I would like to go and spend WT's money - but he has to earn some first.

4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.

5. I haven't got a spade so the pit thing (whilst a very good idea) will have to wait for a while.

So anyone got any useful suggestions?

[SARGE]

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.



So anyone got any useful suggestions?


cut my lawn? ( i'd bring it over but......)

[Riff Raff]

but BEYOND that, are you sying there is a bike in Coro that could fill your days, but it needs transport?

Are you also looking for summat to do, or do you mean summat to do that pays good money?

MDU
I was offered my old B120 back recently but decided it really wasn't worth it - just got to thinking yesterday that it would be a fun project to pull it apart and put back together again to see how things work.

To be honest money is really tight at the moment so I wouldn't mind a bit of extra work to keep me going. I don't go back to work until 31 August.

[bugjuice]

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.

1. I've used up all my farts already
busy mornin then, huh..?


2. Bugjuice I actually enjoy washing bikes, so bring them over. Of course I get to take them for a ride afterwards to 'dry' them.
dunno.. wt wants to thrash it round the track on saturday.. I'd trust you more than wt!


3. I would like to go and spend WT's money - but he has to earn some first.
yeah, good point.. I guess he has to actually do something, instead of sit around all day scratching his arse and gassin on about bikes


4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.
ewwwww.. it got that long that you could plait it? how did you hide it in yer pants? is it something wt is into then?


So anyone got any useful suggestions?
they were useful..

[SixPackBack]

Personally i never get sick of looking at PORN.........

[Sniper]

Try these Riff.
http://www.blotsort.com/funnythings.html
http://blogs.linux.ie/xeer/2005/06/30/things-to-do-when-youre-bored/

[sels1]

To be honest money is really tight at the moment so I wouldn't mind a bit of extra work to keep me going. I don't go back to work until 31 August.

Ring a Temp Agency and see what they have on offer - work on a day by day basis.

[Riff Raff]

Personally i never get sick of looking at PORN.........
I can't find WT's collection!

[Sniper]

You can see Im busy at work

[ManDownUnder]

yeah, good point.. I guess he has to actually do something, instead of sit around all day scratching his arse and gassin on about bikes


I'd get that checked (but don't let hitcher (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=318113#post318113) do it...)

:buggerd: :buggerd:

:buggerd:

[ManDownUnder]

Personally i never get sick of looking at PORN.........

You're shocking! (where was my invite???)

[madboy]

4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.I'm assuming that was WTs suggestion? I wondered how long it would take him to fess up that he liked looking at the back of a shaved head cos then when he closed his eyes... :rofl:

[Riff Raff]

Try these Riff.
http://www.blotsort.com/funnythings.html
http://blogs.linux.ie/xeer/2005/06/30/things-to-do-when-youre-bored/

Ok I just did this, except I pretended to be a bike:


Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Fark that was a mean wheelie I just pulled. Got abused by a neighbour for doing it down the road - 'irresponsible hooligan' he called me! Pfft - the nerve of it!

[MSTRS]

Yungatart says you could give our place a spring clean. Room & board all found and we'll pay you too. You start 8.30am Monday.

[750Y]

go for a swim at the pools. they're nice & warm & probably nice & quiet at the moment.
Or You could jump on the train with Your walkman, go for a walk around downtown AKC then come back. Or You could get back in the kitchen & cook up Jimmy a good meal & pudding. Actually if there's gonna be pudding can I come?

[Riff Raff]

Or You could get back in the kitchen & cook up Jimmy a good meal & pudding. Actually if there's gonna be pudding can I come?
Erm I've got him pretty well trained now, so he does the cooking and I am the pudding. So, er, best you don't come then!!!!


Yungatart says you could give our place a spring clean. Room & board all found and we'll pay you too. You start 8.30am Monday.
Yeah no worries, what flight have you booked and paid for to get me there in time?

[750Y]

Erm I've got him pretty well trained now, so he does the cooking and I am the pudding. So, er, best you don't come then!!!!

lmao, sounds like he is getting whipped!(pun intended) 8-)

[scumdog]

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.

4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.

So anyone got any useful suggestions?

You WERE talking about the hair on your head, right? right?

[scumdog]

Erm I've got him pretty well trained now, so he does the cooking and I am the pudding. So, er, best you don't come then!!!!


So who DOES cum then??? :motu:

[Sniper]

:puke: :puke:

[MSTRS]

Yeah no worries, what flight have you booked and paid for to get me there in time?
Shheeessshhh - ya givem an inch & they want the whole frigging yardstick!! :rolleyes: looks like you just earned the DCM

[mstriumph]

ok ------ with all the hair you had shaved off, crochet yourself a dog -----
then u can spend the rest of the week taking it for walks, teaching it to do tricks, if its big enuff you can even saddle it and use it for transport ........

must admit though i really liked jim2's suggestions .......... :spudflip:
Yeah righto guys. Thanks. ..............

.4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.

5. I haven't got a spade so the pit thing (whilst a very good idea) will have to wait for a while.

So anyone got any useful suggestions?

[mstriumph]

so how much that nice mr winja payin you? :motu:
Plait ALL your hair into interesting shapes. Paint WINJA's roof. REALLY listen to all your CDs.

[White trash]

........get your arse off the frickin computer and cook me some eggs!

Oh yeah, and bring me a Steinlager.


You're welcome.

[Sniper]

........get your arse off the frickin computer and cook me some eggs!

Oh yeah, and bring me a Steinlager.


You're welcome.

You have her well trained I take it??

PS: Congrats on the 5000 posts

[Lias]

*waits for RR to tell WT to cook his own f'ckin eggs*

[White trash]

*waits for RR to tell WT to cook his own f'ckin eggs*

I'm not fuggin scared of her. Although, she was the only chick prepared to take part in the boxing matches on Saturday night......


Maybe a little scared

[yungatart]

Aaah RR, the sheer luxury of having enough free time to be bored!! I have two assignments due next Friday. You could do them, since you aren't available for housework duties at my place. That should fill in a few hours. One is on the developing child - you could use WT as your subject!

[Riff Raff]

I'm not fuggin scared of her. Although, she was the only chick prepared to take part in the boxing matches on Saturday night......


Maybe a little scared
Really? Only a little? So why is it that you boys all waited until I was out the way before starting your boxing match? Oh and how come I was the only one who braved the gang of hoodies at the end of the road to sneak over to Grunta's place and come back with two huge armloads of firewood under each arm??
Oh yeah, and cook your own friggin eggs - I've shown you how to do it now!


I have two assignments due next Friday. You could do them, since you aren't available for housework duties at my place. That should fill in a few hours. One is on the developing child - you could use WT as your subject!
Yeah no worries - altho I fear that since WT hasn't developed he will be useless as a subject. Shame I don't have any assignments on the go at the moment, although I do know what will be involved in the next lot I've got coming and it's pretty pretty full on so it wouldn't be a bad idea to start looking into that.

[Sniper]

Shit, even Im scared, can I have your phone number

[Riff Raff]

Shit, even Im scared, can I have your phone number
Hmmmm, let me think about that............
















NO!

[ManDownUnder]

[QUOTE=Riff Raff]Really? Only a little? So why is it that you boys all waited until I was out the way before starting your boxing match?QUOTE]

I always thought that someone knowing how the body works - is also the best qualified to make it hurt...

what'd you do for a living? :chase:

[Hitcher]

Bored? Try www.websudoku.com

[Hitcher]

I'm not fuggin scared of her. Although, she was the only chick prepared to take part in the boxing matches on Saturday night......


Maybe a little scared
Who, Liz Shaw?

[ManDownUnder]

Who, Liz Shaw?

naaa mate - that IS a good reason to be scared... and ashamed to be a kiwi... and to stay behind locked doors, with a loaded weapon handy...

I think she's stunning... (take me 10 mins to get my vision back every time her name is mentioned - cheers for that!)
MDU

[crashe]

Now if I had of known that you were that bored...

I washed my bike yesterday arvo.... you could have done that...
it would have only taken up 5 hours of your spare time....

Oh then there's the lawns to be mowed.
The housework....
outside windows to be washed....

Oh well I guess that I am now 24 hours to late....
typical that the KB server went down....
when we could have all offered you jobs that needed to be done...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Firefight]

Hey Sue, once you finished cooking Jimmys eggs turn you bloody cell phone on !

F/F :ride:

[Slipstream]

Yeah righto guys. Thanks.

1. I've used up all my farts already

2. Bugjuice I actually enjoy washing bikes, so bring them over. Of course I get to take them for a ride afterwards to 'dry' them.

3. I would like to go and spend WT's money - but he has to earn some first.

4. I can't plait my hair - I just had it all shaved off for something interesting to do.

5. I haven't got a spade so the pit thing (whilst a very good idea) will have to wait for a while.

So anyone got any useful suggestions?


OMG!!! Apart from #1 that sounds exactly like I used to be!!!! Un-freaking-beliveable :laugh: ... Well the only thing different, is I had kids to keep me occupied.....hmmmmm.....:wait:

[Mitch]

OMG!!! Apart from #1 that sounds exactly like I used to be!!!! Un-freaking-beliveable :laugh: ... Well the only thing different, is I had kids to keep me occupied.....hmmmmm.....:wait:

:rofl: and perhaps #5 cause it took having a spade to make that dig!!!

As for you Riff Raff, BABE repo your damn waggon and come down for a visit mate!!!!! WE MISS YOU!!
xx

[Riff Raff]

:rofl: and perhaps #5 cause it took having a spade to make that dig!!!

As for you Riff Raff, BABE repo your damn waggon and come down for a visit mate!!!!! WE MISS YOU!!
xx

I'll see what I can do. Gonna start looking round the house for anything I can sell - like the second set of dive gear I've got that I'm never gonna use. Why do I hoard all this stuff?

[NC]

I'll see what I can do. Gonna start looking round the house for anything I can sell - like the second set of dive gear I've got that I'm never gonna use. Why do I hoard all this stuff?
You could sell those glamour shots of WT :D

[Mitch]

You could sell those glamour shots of WT :D

HA come on NC we both know poor Riff Raff couldn't pay someone to take those away hehe :no:

[NC]

HA come on NC we both know poor Riff Raff couldn't pay someone to take those away hehe :no:
She has photoshop... Oh those curls Tee hee..

[Riff Raff]

You could sell those glamour shots of WT :D
He's barely forgiven me for that - I'd have to cook him eggs every day if I did it again.

[NC]

He's barely forgiven me for that - I'd have to cook him eggs every day if I did it again.
Hehe I can't stop laughing, I'm so saving this photo..
:killingme

He's purdy :psst: :rofl:

[Riff Raff]

Hehe I can't stop laughing, I'm so saving this photo..
:killingme

He's purdy :psst: :rofl:
He he - every time I look at that picture I picture him in leather pants with the butt cut out, a leather cap, and prancing round to YMCA.

EDIT: Oh fuck he's gonna kill me!

[NC]

He he - every time I look at that picture I picture him in leather pants with the butt cut out, a leather cap, and prancing round to YMCA.

EDIT: Oh fuck he's gonna kill me!
Ohhh yeah, those arseless chaps (with tassles).... So the Honeymoon is in TEXAS???? :innocent:

[White trash]

Ohhh yeah, those arseless chaps (with tassles).... So the Honeymoon is in TEXAS???? :innocent:

Riff Raff will not be responding to this stupid thread hi-jack anymore. She's been banished from the computer and is now constantly refilling my Bourbon while I play silly buggers and download porn.

You're welcome.

[NC]

Riff Raff will not be responding to this stupid thread hi-jack anymore. She's been banished from the computer and is now constantly refilling my Bourbon while I play silly buggers and download porn.

You're welcome.
You need one of these..

[White trash]

You need one of these..

Why dat? I gots me a perfectly good, inthedogbox, woman.

[yungatart]

Its lucky Xhardcorex didn't see you like that WT-him being full of hormones and at THAT age. He might have fancied you or more likely been damaged for life! You should be listening to that Cd instead of ordering RR around!

[scumdog]

Why dat? I gots me a perfectly good, inthedogbox, woman.

I's thinks you've had ENOUGH Bourbon, time for a right royal bitch-slapping from RR :wait:

[WINJA]

Personally i never get sick of looking at PORN.........
I SECOND THAT

[WINJA]

PAINT MY ROOF RR OR WT GETS THE PM YOU SENT ME AT CHRISTMAS AND THE PICS

[Riff Raff]

PAINT MY ROOF RR OR WT GETS THE PM YOU SENT ME AT CHRISTMAS AND THE PICS
:rofl: :rofl: Aah the perils of leaving KB logged on under your name when pissed. If I recall correctly (altho things were pretty hazy that night) it was sent by Milky - bless his sweet little innocent exterior that houses the devil himself!!

[WINJA]

:rofl: :rofl: Aah the perils of leaving KB logged on under your name when pissed. If I recall correctly (altho things were pretty hazy that night) it was sent by Milky - bless his sweet little innocent exterior that houses the devil himself!!
WELL WHY WERE YOU NAKED IN THE PIC THEN ? DID HE UNDRESS YOU?

[Riff Raff]

WELL WHY WERE YOU NAKED IN THE PIC THEN ? DID HE UNDRESS YOU?

Err, don't recall any no clothes moments. Maybe they sent you one of the pics from the porn sites they were perusing.

[WINJA]

Err, don't recall any no clothes moments. Maybe they sent you one of the pics from the porn sites they were perusing.
OH ITS YOU ALRIGHT ,PAINT MY ROOF

[Riff Raff]

OH ITS YOU ALRIGHT ,PAINT MY ROOF
Nah, get stuffed!

[WINJA]

Nah, get stuffed!
IT PUTS THE PAINT ON THE ROOF

[NC]

IT PUTS THE PAINT ON THE ROOF
Or it gets the hose? :crazy:

[White trash]

Wotz goin' on 'ere then?

[NC]

Wotz goin' on 'ere then?
:killingme



Sorry :o

[White trash]

:killingme



Sorry :o

Riff Raff was just comenting on the hand cuffs. Yummeeee.

[NC]

Riff Raff was just comenting on the hand cuffs. Yummeeee.
What the?...........

[scumdog]

Riff Raff was just comenting on the hand cuffs. Yummeeee.

Hand cuffs? I've got hand cuffs!! and pepper spray, and Asp batons, and Glocks!

And I've probably has too much 'Inner Circle' 9% rum.

[NC]

Hand cuffs? I've got hand cuffs!! and pepper spray, and Asp batons, and Glocks!

And I've probably has too much 'Inner Circle' 9% rum.
No Tazer yet?

[White trash]

Hand cuffs? I've got hand cuffs!! and pepper spray, and Asp batons, and Glocks!

And I've probably has too much 'Inner Circle' 9% rum.

I can just see the hand cuffs!! and pepper spray, and Asp batons, and Glocks! all lined up next to your rum.

More frontline cops, Mr Peters tells us. Hopefully, they'll be a little more balanced than your good self. :devil2:

[scumdog]

No Tazer yet?

Well, whatever turns your crank lady, whatever turns your crank!!

They say the effects are 'spasmodic' to say the least!!

[NC]

Well, whatever turns your crank lady, whatever turns your crank!!

They say the effects are 'spasmodic' to say the least!!
fuck off, I got my first eletric shock the otherday from the light switch..it was a good one. My arm still feels fucked.
There is no way I'm ever going to get smart to a cop, ever.

[Storm]

You're still here and kicking so it'll take more than 230 to see you on ya backside :rofl:

[NC]

You're still here and kicking so it'll take more than 230 to see you on ya backside :rofl:
Damn sparkies...LOL

[scumdog]

I can just see the hand cuffs!! and pepper spray, and Asp batons, and Glocks! all lined up next to your rum.

More frontline cops, Mr Peters tells us. Hopefully, they'll be a little more balanced than your good self. :devil2:

Balanced? balanced? who said we HAD to be balanced?? :nono: Gimme a fully loaded Bushmaster!!
And stun grenades!! :Punk:

Shit, our bedroom is mayhem! - and then I bring home the 'work' toys!! :rofl:

[Storm]

Damn sparkies...LOL

Hey, you chippies are the ones who turn up on the job site and start bleating for temporay power as of yesterday

[NC]

Hey, you chippies are the ones who turn up on the job site and start bleating for temporay power as of yesterday
Bwahaa, I'm not a chippy.
I'm one of the pedantic arseholes that makes you wire stuff in small spaces and watch you like a hawk so you don't damage our joinery.

[WINJA]

Wotz goin' on 'ere then?
YOUR MISSES SENT ME SOME X RATED PM AT CHRISTMAS , AND THEN EMAILED ME SOME NUDIE PHOTOS OF HER HAVING SLEEPY TIMES

[Storm]

Sorry, I forgot you are one of the crews who can actually read a tape measure worth a damn. We dont mind about small spaces, thats why they make silicone and big rip- arse 50mm holesaw bits :bleh:

[NC]

Sorry, I forgot you are one of the crews who can actually read a tape measure worth a damn. We dont mind about small spaces, thats why they make silicone and big rip- arse 50mm holesaw bits :bleh:
The 'one tooth' hole saws are mint!

[Storm]

nah, ya need the ones that are all burred to shit and rough as guts so as to make a bloody huge hole

[NC]

nah, ya need the ones that are all burred to shit and rough as guts so as to make a bloody huge hole
Narh I started a fire with a router once, that was awesome.

[Slipstream]

:rofl: and perhaps #5 cause it took having a spade to make that dig!!!

As for you Riff Raff, BABE repo your damn waggon and come down for a visit mate!!!!! WE MISS YOU!!
xx

:O yeah true.....I actually miss you too Miss Raff.... Leave the Trash behind and come have that drink with me that we never got round to having :D

[Storm]

Narh I started a fire with a router once, that was awesome.

Tell us about that. All I've managed to do is blow a few chunks out of my sidies and burn a couple drills out

[NC]

Tell us about that. All I've managed to do is blow a few chunks of of my sidies and burn a couple drills out
Routering with a blunt cutter...saw dust...FIRE!

[Storm]

Nice! Got any other tales of destruction?

[NC]

Nice! Got any other tales of destruction?
I blew a router up, it was shooting lightening :rofl:

[Storm]

So this wrecking valuable equipment, this'd be a daily thing with you, yeah?

[NC]

So this wrecking valuable equipment, this'd be a daily thing with you, yeah?
Only Monday to Friday

[soundbeltfarm]

Personally i never get sick of looking at PORN.........

AMEN to that mate!! :clap:

[Storm]

So you wreck bike and your liver in the weekend then?
Spose the sparkies who fix your stuff are used to it by now- you keeping them in work an all:p

[scumdog]

Hand cuffs? I've got hand cuffs!! and pepper spray, and Asp batons, and Glocks!

And I've probably has too much 'Inner Circle' 9% rum.

Now advanced onto the South Otago 'Jose Cuervuo' margeritas, choice drink eh? only for the southern types!! :Punk: :clap:

[MSTRS]

Now advanced onto the South Otago 'Jose Cuervuo' margeritas, choice drink eh? only for the southern types!! :Punk: :clap:
Sounds like a poofters drink

[White trash]

Now advanced onto the South Otago 'Jose Cuervuo' margeritas, choice drink eh? only for the southern types!! :Punk: :clap:

Bloody good stuff mate. Glad you're keepin' up the hard work.

We will get down there soon to take you up on that beer. I promise

[scumdog]

Bloody good stuff mate. Glad you're keepin' up the hard work.

We will get down there soon to take you up on that beer. I promise

Effin good on ya mate, the beer is always here, so is the accomadation etc, just ge'us a call if y'rr comin' doon this way.

Just ge'us a call ta let us know yer on th' way here, we've ONLY got a 4 bedroom house for you to stay at!! And a 'flash' pub to visit.

Southern hospitality rules eh??