The Perfect Storm - Kb Stylz

[sugilite]

The other day while I was lane splitting my Honda powered Harley with mis-matched k-tech front end and ohlins rear, I noticed the bike was being badly deflected by the rubble of the 911 towers. The only thing keeping me upright was the many car side mirrors I was bouncing off along the way. Assuming this will continue to happen, I was wondering if a Q-moto or 1Tonne jacket would give my tender elbows the best protection?

[bogan]

The other day while I was lane splitting my Honda powered Harley with mis-matched k-tech front end and ohlins rear, I noticed the bike was being badly deflected by the rubble of the 911 towers. The only thing keeping me upright was the many car side mirrors I was bouncing off along the way. Assuming this will continue to happen, I was wondering if a Q-moto or 1Tonne jacket would give my tender elbows the best protection?

You dolt, the best protection is not found in peeled cow. Bikers can only achieve that using their heads; we need to go and wave down many bikers to peel their heads and make that into protective gear, and it shall then be known as the thickest gear in the land! Failing that, I'm fairly sure Q-moto accepts claimed wing mirrors as payment for the 'goods'.

[Big Dave]

He's just making it up as he goes.

[jonbuoy]

Were you using synthetic oil and wearing a high vis jacket? maybe if you spent more time looking at the road and less time waving to Harley riders you wouldn't have skidded on the tar bleed caused by global warming and unseasonably high temperatures. If it wasnt for greedy bankers and benefit scroungers the government could afford decent tar seal like they have in Australia.

[Littleman]

I'm more curious about how the Auckland cop dealt with the cannabis she found on you, and whether her christian beliefs affected her objectivity when she lectured you on the danger of speed on the open road.

[Laava]

Obviously the only way forward is to post endless links of dubious origin
www.mybrainhurts.tinhat.com
www.ihearthevoices.bi.pola
www.iwillhavethelastword.see.itoldyaso

[mashman]

*555.......

[Katman]

Meanwhile, the all-seeing eye of the dark evil that is the Dominion of Katman watches and plots his domination of Motorcycling.

[scumdog]

The other day while I was lane splitting my Honda powered Harley with mis-matched k-tech front end and ohlins rear, I noticed the bike was being badly deflected by the rubble of the 911 towers. The only thing keeping me upright was the many car side mirrors I was bouncing off along the way. Assuming this will continue to happen, I was wondering if a Q-moto or 1Tonne jacket would give my tender elbows the best protection?

Now THAT makes more sense than a shit-load of other posts I read on KB, particularly 'Boston bombing', 'ANZAC' thread et al...

[Oakie]

The other day while I was lane splitting my Honda powered Harley with mis-matched k-tech front end and ohlins rear, I noticed the bike was being badly deflected by the rubble of the 911 towers. The only thing keeping me upright was the many car side mirrors I was bouncing off along the way. Assuming this will continue to happen, I was wondering if a Q-moto or 1Tonne jacket would give my tender elbows the best protection?

'Perfect storm' my hairy white arse! You forgot to WAVE!

[MSTRS]

I cannot fail to notice, Sugi, that you did not mention the tyre pressures you were running during your adventure ride. Was that a test to see if we were paying attention?

[Haggis2]

Maybe a mohsin jacket, they come qausi recommended

[sugilite]

He's just making it up as he goes.
Hell no Dave, True story bro. Check these links out if you don't believe me at ButterWontMeltInMyMouth.com (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/158851-The-Perfect-Storm-Kb-Stylz) and teeheeImSoCleverTheyWillNeverGuessImTrolling.com (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/158851-The-Perfect-Storm-Kb-Stylz)


Were you using synthetic oil and wearing a high vis jacket? maybe if you spent more time looking at the road and less time waving to Harley riders you wouldn't have skidded on the tar bleed caused by global warming and unseasonably high temperatures. If it wasnt for greedy bankers and benefit scroungers the government could afford decent tar seal like they have in Australia.
Heres the thing though, as I'd bought the stuff that lets me txt with gloves on, I was using my i-phandroid phone to scroll through kb looking for the way to wave right when the ohlins secret service detected my k-tech fork internals and stuck a tx36 shock in my wheels. I would have been all sweet and about to prove that hi vis vests save lives, as I'd fashioned an airbag out of a few of them when....to be continued below.....


I'm more curious about how the Auckland cop dealt with the cannabis she found on you, and whether her christian beliefs affected her objectivity when she lectured you on the danger of speed on the open road.
Dammit I had gone over the posted speed limit by 3 km's! Naturally the NZ Goverments law of physics took over and the resulting high side was now 7 times higher than had I been going the posted speed limit. Thus I missed my hand made airbag that looked suspiciously like Nick Smiths arse, and nearly as bright as his face. It was when I had reached the top of my trajectory that I noticed my Granny in the bus the lane over. She was sneaking up on a bunch of terrorists that had kidnapped a class of underprivileged children borne of dole bludging beneficiaries to save the day, that's when I spotted she had a joint of cannabis behind her ear. So naturally I...to be continued below....


*555.......
Damn straight Mashman, I dobbed that bitch in and did the *555 on her arse. Naturally I was thinking of the children. Before I landed from this mother of all highsides I just had enough time to bang off a post into the KB religious ravings section, knowing that it's Gods "go to" place to brush up on his word and give me a free resurrection ticket.



Meanwhile, the all-seeing eye of the dark evil that is the Dominion of Katman watches and plots his domination of Motorcycling.
But apparently not before I had done some time in Katmans purgatory dungeon. I know it was purgatory because every crash I had ever had was constantly played back to me showing me how they were all my fault. There was also computer in the corner and when I turned it on it had the multi boot options of Windows Vista, Linux, and Mac OSX and the only app was a IE 4.0 browser that took me to KB and only KB, I knew I was in for a long and painful stay.



Obviously the only way forward is to post endless links of dubious origin
www.mybrainhurts.tinhat.com
www.ihearthevoices.bi.pola
www.iwillhavethelastword.see.itoldyaso

Well here is the thing, The Devil said my soul was his because I had gone 3 kph over the speed limit, but I refuted these facts with great vigor. In my defense I posted up some links on KB sending him to www.IrrefutableFacts.com (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/158851-The-Perfect-Storm-Kb-Stylz), www.NoTheseAreTheIrrefutableFacts.com (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/158851-The-Perfect-Storm-Kb-Stylz) and finally the www.TheseAreDefinitlyTheIrrefutableFactsAndTheothe rFactSitesAreWrong.com (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/158851-The-Perfect-Storm-Kb-Stylz). He only made it halfway down the page on the 1st site and banned me from hell saying by inflicting kb on him I had unleashed an evil previously unbeknown to him, and that brand of evil was too much for hell to handle.

Anyways, Once God had logged in and seen my request for a resurrection ticket I was popped back onto planet Earth as good as new. Only problem was it was 20 years later. Being a born again biker, I strolled down to Wellington Motorcycles and ordered a busa with a turbo and all the bits, I mean what could possibly go wrong!

[awa355]

And boy, doesn't it hurt when your elbow wacks a mirror that isn't spring loaded:wacko:

[Madness]

Only 3km/hr over the limit? What a homo.

[ducatilover]

It doesn't seem legit to me. Did your highside go left, or right?

[mashman]

Damn straight Mashman, I dobbed that bitch in and did the *555 on her arse. Naturally I was thinking of the children. Before I landed from this mother of all highsides I just had enough time to bang off a post into the KB religious ravings section, knowing that it's Gods "go to" place to brush up on his word and give me a free resurrection ticket.


As long as it wasn't the group of lesbians wearing the silly hats you're all good mate. Kudos on the front mono textin, it should be on the basic handling skills test.

[Madness]

Did someone mention lesbians?

http://media-cache-ak1.pinimg.com/736x/cc/05/01/cc0501e9c869f9fa059ce5710b6ae123.jpg

[nudemetalz]

What I want to know is,...how the hell you got an MVX250 engine to fit in the Harley frame?

[bogan]

Only 3km/hr over the limit? What a homo.

Bet his front wheel was on the road too, pussy.

[Kornholio]

I'm surprised you managed to get through the Bikeoi that was protesting about ACC and waving around the Twin Towers at the time :wacko:

[Pussy]

Was anyone reading the Christmas edition of the Watchtower at the same time?

[MSTRS]

Normal people couldn't bear to do that, Pussy. Besides, why would they when there's KB and lesbians? Oh - and things to argue about on the internets....

[Swoop]

Sounds suspiciously like a government conspiracy and cover up. Were you using USD forks while waving?

[Madness]

Was anyone reading the Christmas edition of the Watchtower at the same time?

Only for research purposes, honest.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/58/70/16/58701602d74a9705ae08af9b45e23fc4.jpg

[sugilite]

Now THAT makes more sense than a shit-load of other posts I read on KB, particularly 'Boston bombing', 'ANZAC' thread et al...
Now those were just silly, unlike this thread :lol:


'Perfect storm' my hairy white arse! You forgot to WAVE!
After reading pages and pages on that subject I still have not deciphered the elusive kb wave :no:


I cannot fail to notice, Sugi, that you did not mention the tyre pressures you were running during your adventure ride. Was that a test to see if we were paying attention?
Top marks to you good sir. For the record, KB peer pressure limits apply, so at max!


And boy, doesn't it hurt when your elbow wacks a mirror that isn't spring loaded:wacko:
Yeah it is, hence my "which jacket question". No takers on that hot potato, solving the crisis in the middle East is a cake walk in comparison.


Only 3km/hr over the limit? What a homo.
Did the Honda powered Harley not make that blatantly obvious?


It doesn't seem legit to me. Did your highside go left, or right?
The Devil in the K-Tech sent me left and the Angel in the Ohlins sent me right.


As long as it wasn't the group of lesbians wearing the silly hats you're all good mate. Kudos on the front mono textin, it should be on the basic handling skills test.
I was hoping for 100 virgins, but all I got was katmans purgatory :oi-grr:


What I want to know is,...how the hell you got an MVX250 engine to fit in the Harley frame?
No worries, I cut off the rear cylinder to improve reliability.


Bet his front wheel was on the road too, pussy.
Wheelies are the devils tool :oi-grr:


Sounds suspiciously like a government conspiracy and cover up. Were you using USD forks while waving?
If I'd had upside down forks I would have been able to stop in one meter, that's a kb "fact" right there.

[Swoop]

Wheelies are the devils tool :oi-grr:

At least you can't wheelie a shaft driven bike.

[sugilite]

At least you can't wheelie a shaft driven bike.
Your encyclopedic knowledge of KB fact is scaring me.

[Akzle]

man KB was so much better in the old days...

[Kornholio]

I am a bit worried about my post count not going up as this being in Rant and Rave :blink:

[MSTRS]

man KB was so much better in the old days...

Perhaps, but with your post count you weren't part of the much betterer really old, old days...

[Laava]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10886127

Morgan Freeman falls asleep during ANZAC thread discussion.

[mashman]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10886127

Morgan Freeman falls asleep during ANZAC thread discussion.

Well he couldn't say he was posting on KB. Have a heart.

[scumdog]

man KB was so much better in the old days...

How would you know newbie - you were still trying to find the kick-start on your Jawa back then, trying to get a ride in with Mikey..

[HenryDorsetCase]

as long as your new jacket is Hi Vis, and you waved to fellow bikers you'll be fine.

[Laava]

Hopefully someone will be along soon to run through all the pros and cons of visor demisting systems and techniques. There is only one correct answer.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Hopefully someone will be along soon to run through all the pros and cons of visor demisting systems and techniques. There is only one correct answer.

Oooooh, oooooh, I know this.





no I don't :(