How do you open your beer?

[Swoop]

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[Drew]

My wedding ring is tungsten carbide. Works a treat for opening the Heineken!

[scumdog]

My wife opens my beers for me..:bleh:

[Maha]

If it is to tough, I get my wife to open it.

[YellowDog]

The respectable lady folk opening bottles with tits and fanny are probably best avoided :yes:

[george formby]

I've got shed loads to do tonight but after watching that I'm going to train the dog to open my beer.

[Akzle]

what are these faggy little bottles?

it's quarts, if i'm feeling like a bitch, otherwise, kegs.

get it in ya!

[tri boy]

Beths egg flipper in once were warriors is still cool.:msn-wink:

[avgas]

They come sealed?!!????

[tigertim20]

thats not bad, but my beers are always open when my wife brings them to me:lol:

[avgas]

True story confusing a screw top with a pop-top will result in 3 hour wait in A&E to get your hand glued. Or new fillings in you molars.

I now use a bottle opener.

[scumdog]

Beths egg flipper in once were warriors is still cool.:msn-wink:

My mate use to be murder on them at parties.

After using one to open half a dozen bottles or so the edge would be chewed to hell, the blade was buckled, the rivets holding the blade to the shaft were loose and often the wooden handle had fallen off.

He littered kitchens throughout this area with mangled egg-flippers/fish slices.

[jellywrestler]

My wedding ring is tungsten carbide. Works a treat for opening the Heineken!

your wedding ring should ensure your wife opens your beer for you!

[Drew]

your wedding ring should ensure your wife opens your beer for you!I'll let her know you said so.

[jellywrestler]

I'll let her know you said so.

man up and tell her yourself ya pussy whipped princess.....

[Drew]

man up and tell her yourself ya pussy whipped princess.....Oh lord, what will happen when you tough bikers find out I do the cooking too?...

Guess we're about to find out.:crazy:

[granstar]

Hah! munted my mums frypan slice when i was a teen;). Flipping the top with the top of another full bottle was always the way, then we started to wear a large flat buckle on our belts usually with Triumph or Norton on it as was the fad in the 70's, or we just guzzled from twist top flagons, oh those were the days :crazy: These day we poofs with the small bottles just unscrew the top, it really is an easy thing to master.

[idb]

I usually open my beer with a smile

[jellywrestler]

Oh lord, what will happen when you tough bikers find out I do the cooking too?...

Guess we're about to find out.:crazy:
Cooking's fine and ensures your survival, my mrs uses the smoke alarms to let her know when things are ready, the Beer however; should be brought chilled, opened and in the stubby holder of your choice, before she brings your slippers.

[oneofsix]

Slippers?! you pussy! AND you let your Mrs anywhere near your beer! :crazy:

[scumdog]

poofs with the small bottles just unscrew the top, it really is an easy thing to master.

Sums it up with todays 'drinkers'...

[Drew]

Cooking's fine and ensures your survival, my mrs uses the smoke alarms to let her know when things are ready, the Beer however; should be brought chilled, opened and in the stubby holder of your choice, before she brings your slippers.That's how Jody cooks too.

As for the beer, standby. Trying to tell her to get me one now:crazy:

Nope, none for me tonight now.


Sums it up with todays 'drinkers'...Woah woah woah, my little bottles aren't twist tops.

[avgas]

Sums it up with todays 'drinkers'...
To be honest I am quite thankful that the bottles got smaller and the drinkers got 'lighter'. Road toll where is and all.
Back in the bad ol' days when I sold the big fellas @ the kumara pit. I often feared riding home and getting taken out by a customer whom "Only had 3 beers!" but couldn't see past the nose of their kingswood.