View Full Version : Motorcyclist 'clocked at 192kmh'
Monkfish
14th June 2013, 12:07
What a Dick!
Guys like this really help our cause with ACC and the gubbermint :angry:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8796556/Motorcyclist-clocked-at-192kmh
nodrog
14th June 2013, 12:18
Was 3rd gear broken?
Parlane
14th June 2013, 12:35
Was 3rd gear broken?
When were you last in Tekapo? Do you have a fondness for pine ?
merv
14th June 2013, 12:47
Boy needs a faster bike.
unstuck
14th June 2013, 12:53
Cop probably did save both of their lives. So they is lucky.:Punk::Punk:
Str8 Jacket
14th June 2013, 12:59
He should've had knobblies on
unstuck
14th June 2013, 13:05
He should've had knobblies on
Knobblies would of been fun at 190 clicks on an icy road.:sweatdrop:Punk::Punk:
Str8 Jacket
14th June 2013, 13:09
Knobblies would of been fun at 190 clicks on an icy road.:sweatdrop:Punk::Punk:
He may not have been stuck in the mud either!
The Reibz
14th June 2013, 13:37
Must have been on a Harley = slow cunt... Riding with a male pillion = faggot...
But then again its Fairlie...
James Deuce
14th June 2013, 13:38
People don't try very hard any more.
Big Dave
14th June 2013, 13:47
When were you last in Tekapo? Do you have a fondness for pine ?
Did you just ask if he was sporting wood?
Big Dave
14th June 2013, 13:53
Guys like this really help our cause with ACC and the gubbermint :angry:
One thing that become clearer about ACC and the NZ system the further you get away from it - is what a brilliant piece of social engineering it is.
Effective Socialism in a Capitalist machine.
pritch
14th June 2013, 13:59
The army used to conduct jungle warefare training at Tekapo - in ice and snow during winter. This before the guys went to Malaya and Vietnam.
It's thought that the troops were being taught how to avoid getting frostbite.
The training must have been effective though, because nobody got frostbite in Malaya or Vietnam. :whistle:
unstuck
14th June 2013, 14:08
Not much fucking jungle in tekapo either.:crazy:
scumdog
14th June 2013, 15:14
Gee, which KBer was that eh?
Fairly near Fairlie apparently...
(In Stuff today)
SMOKEU
14th June 2013, 15:15
It wasn't me officer.
Swoop
14th June 2013, 15:23
Why so slow?
Smifffy
14th June 2013, 15:27
Did he wave?
superjackal
14th June 2013, 15:33
Why so slow?
I wondered about that. 192's quick but not eyebrow raising. He should have given him the big thumbs up.:2thumbsup
Perhaps if we can encourage more people to speed they might increase our pathetic speed limit.
Big Dave
14th June 2013, 15:35
You'd have to be nuts to give it the biz around Fairleigh.
There were 4 cop cars (3 HP) trading donuts beside the road on the Eastern approach last time I went through.
HenryDorsetCase
14th June 2013, 15:36
top of third. three more to go. :)
nudemetalz
14th June 2013, 15:45
I heard that the bike was a postie CT110.
Who is up for a challenge beating that record?
Old Steve
14th June 2013, 15:48
Must have been on a Harley = slow cunt... Riding with a male pillion = faggot...
C'mon Reibz, make your mind up. Was he riding a Harley or was he riding a Honda?
mashman
14th June 2013, 15:50
My speedo doesn't register between 190 - 200kmh so it wasn't me.
Tigadee
14th June 2013, 15:58
Bloody scooterists with their NOS! :mad:
awa355
14th June 2013, 15:59
Gee, which KBer was that eh?
Fairly near Fairlie apparently...
(In Stuff today)
Must be an old bike. :yawn:
scumdog
14th June 2013, 16:04
Must be an old bike. :yawn:
Maybe if he had a licence he might have been faster!;)
unstuck
14th June 2013, 16:16
Maybe if he had a licence he might have been faster!;)
Well that settles it, I am going to get my licence so I can go faster.:scooter:
Mushu
14th June 2013, 16:18
Link (http://www.google.com/cse?search+site=Search+Site&cof=FORID%3A9&cx=006730714154542492986%3Aoh6vl0ybuqy&ie=UTF-8&q=fairlie+motorcyclist&siteurl=www.stuff.co.nz%2Ftaranaki-daily-news%2F8797398%2FCoroner-Ban-party-pills&ref=&ss=17267j51283541j16&ad=n9&num=10&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuff.co.nz%2Fsearchresults% 3FSearch%2BSite%3DSearch%2BSite%26cof%3DFORID%253A 9%26cx%3D006730714154542492986%253Aoh6vl0ybuqy%26i e%3DUTF-8%26q%3Dfairlie%2Bmotorcyclist%26siteurl%3Dwww.stu ff.co.nz%252Ftaranaki-daily-news%252F8797398%252FCoroner-Ban-party-pills%26ref%3D%26ss%3D17267j51283541j16#gsc.tab=0&gsc.q=fairlie%20motorcyclist&gsc.page=1)
If I got clocked doing near 200, I'd just keep going, I sure as hell wouldn't stop and try hide
lol, the cop found him trying to hide in a pine plantation.
I doubt the last part of the story, where the cop claims the rider told him he saved his life, maybe the pillion might have said that, you'd think if the rider thought it was unsafe he'd just slow down.
Banditbandit
14th June 2013, 16:19
Well that settles it, I am going to get my licence so I can go faster.:scooter:
I thought it probably was you - heading back to Gore ..
unstuck
14th June 2013, 16:22
I thought it probably was you - heading back to Gore ..
Shit no I would of been going through the middle up the gravel towards the danseys pass.:shifty: Thats if I was to ride on the road without a licence of course.:oi-grr:
scumdog
14th June 2013, 16:23
If I got clocked doing near 200, I'd just keep going, I sure as hell wouldn't stop and try hide
lol, the cop found him trying to hide in a pine plantation.
Cops grab a few dingalings without effort due to the preponderance of 'idjict factor' in the people they deal with...
awa355
14th June 2013, 17:09
Cops grab a few dingalings without effort due to the preponderance of 'idjict factor' in the people they deal with...
Back in the early 70's, Leo Tooman told me, " I dont have to go out of my way, to catch any particular idiot. Dumbness just happens all the time"
The Reibz
14th June 2013, 18:49
C'mon Reibz, make your mind up. Was he riding a Harley or was he riding a Honda?
Hahaha, well played chap, well played
carburator
14th June 2013, 19:13
well, would be top of third gear, three to go.....
Berries
14th June 2013, 19:32
Guys like this really help our cause with ACC and the gubbermint :angry:
Can you claim ACC for getting a speeding ticket now?
Sweet. Where do I sign?
Kickaha
14th June 2013, 20:04
What a Dick!
Guys like this really help our cause with ACC and the gubbermint :angry:
Did he crash? did he claim ACC?
James Deuce
14th June 2013, 20:06
He was going too slow to crash. ACC is a moot point. I spelled "moot" correctly. Most of you motherfuckers can't.
Big Dave
14th June 2013, 20:12
Maybe that's what Nodrog keeps asking me. 'Wanna Moot'.
James Deuce
14th June 2013, 20:13
That, DEFINITELY explains it.
Drew
14th June 2013, 20:28
Haters gonna hate.
Dude got done speeding, who gives a fuck?
Wingnut
14th June 2013, 20:42
Cops grab a few dingalings without effort due to the preponderance of 'idjict factor' in the people they deal with...
Imagine what could be achieved with a bit of effort then... Not knocking the Blue Brigade but I sometimes struggle to understand how they don't catch shit loads of people (predominantly retarded boy racers) ... I can think of multiple urban areas that need addressing but you'd swear the feds aren't interested. Either that or they are buried under a pile of bureaucratic paperwork regarding the latest Muppet that will get another slap on the wrist....
MIXONE
14th June 2013, 20:49
A few k's the other side of Tekapo and he would have been safe as doing those speeds.
I know because um...
PS.Fairlie has the best bakery in NZ.
sugilite
14th June 2013, 20:52
I doubt the last part of the story, where the cop claims the rider told him he saved his life, maybe the pillion might have said that, you'd think if the rider thought it was unsafe he'd just slow down.
My interpretation of that was the rider was being sarcastic. I'm sure the cop would of been aware of that and would be having a good old chortle at the riders expense to see it being quoted in print as being a serious statement. lol
Wayz
14th June 2013, 20:55
Blue and red disco lights.....ruining good times since aaaages ago!
AllanB
14th June 2013, 22:11
192 at night on that bit of road (no street lights I'm sure) would be fast enough! Dumb shit for stopping
jellywrestler
14th June 2013, 23:09
Gee, which KBer was that eh?
Fairly near Fairlie apparently...
(In Stuff today)
is a fair alibi to use the fact you're posting on KB at the same time to say you're not there?
after all KB is pretty well perfect and couldn't be questioned!
nodrog
15th June 2013, 09:44
...... who gives a fuck?
Monk fish does.
Kickaha
15th June 2013, 14:08
Dude got done speeding, who gives a fuck?
Makes me want to go out and do 193kmh just to go 1 better
Katman
15th June 2013, 14:12
Makes me want to go out and do 193kmh just to go 1 better
And risk destroying another motor?
igor
15th June 2013, 14:45
Makes me want to go out and do 193kmh just to go 1 better
with what's in ya riding list the only way ya gunna reach that speed is by being dropped out of a plane and there is no speed limit enforcement for that
SMOKEU
15th June 2013, 14:52
I wonder what the NZ record is for a speeding infringement.
igor
15th June 2013, 15:00
I wonder what the NZ record is for a speeding infringement.
on the open road 150kmh
unstuck
15th June 2013, 15:07
http://markgorman.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/george-bush-dick-cheney-dumb-fuck-mountain.jpg
Oakie
15th June 2013, 17:41
When I lived in Twizel there was, for a short time, a twin turbo Subaru living at the Tekapo Police Station for just this scenario. I think it blew up though.
carburator
15th June 2013, 18:38
When I lived in Twizel there was, for a short time, a twin turbo Subaru living at the Tekapo Police Station for just this scenario. I think it blew up though.
there was a time where a Mitsubishi starion with a turbo conversion unmarked
car was used by the Auckland traffic division... and that used to haul ass..
Wingnut
15th June 2013, 18:48
When I lived in Twizel there was, for a short time, a twin turbo Subaru living at the Tekapo Police Station for just this scenario. I think it blew up though.
Indeed there was. A friend of mine was travelling to Q-Town and was humming along in his car sitting around the ton and he was amazed at the relatively short period of time the Cops Legacy reeled him in from behind. He had no idea it was the feds at the time as it was late one night... Ching ching.... Oh well... He could afford it..
Ocean1
15th June 2013, 19:08
One thing that become clearer about ACC and the NZ system the further you get away from it - is what a brilliant piece of social engineering it is.
Effective Socialism in a Capitalist machine.
At the dawn of the day, in the great Southern Ocean...
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AYvMeT2GC14" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Edbear
15th June 2013, 19:35
with what's in ya riding list the only way ya gunna reach that speed is by being dropped out of a plane and there is no speed limit enforcement for that
Yup, it's called the ground, a very effective speed limiter enforcer... ;)
unstuck
15th June 2013, 20:44
there was a time where a Mitsubishi starion with a turbo conversion unmarked
car was used by the Auckland traffic division... and that used to haul ass..
I remember that, and yes it did haul ass.:yes:
on the open road 150kmh
I doubt that. I'd say the record books have far higher achievers. Mr Plod H.Q. just doesn't like to talk about it.
Tekapo at night in a frost condition, I'd say 192kpm is stupid risk taking, and add a pillion and he deserves being caught. Riders have no right endangering the helpless sods on the rear seat. At least in a car the passenger can change the radio station.
But on a fine day. Tekapo. Long straights with good visibility. A powerful bike. 192 is just taking it above idle.
unstuck
15th June 2013, 21:11
I doubt that. I'd say the record books have far higher achievers. Mr Plod H.Q. just doesn't like to talk about it.
Tekapo at night in a frost condition, I'd say 192kpm is stupid risk taking, and add a pillion and he deserves being caught. Riders have no right endangering the helpless sods on the rear seat. At least in a car the passenger can change the radio station.
But on a fine day. Tekapo. Long straights with good visibility. A powerful bike. 192 is just taking it above idle.
I think the poster you quoted was putting his record up. Agree with the rest of your post.:2thumbsup
Kickaha
15th June 2013, 21:16
A powerful bike. 192 is just taking it above idle.
Even bikes like a squarecase 750SS and mid nineties 750SS which aren't powerful bikes will indicate quite a bit more than that along those straights if someone did decide to crank them up coming back from a Ducati club run at Ohau ;)
Katman
15th June 2013, 21:20
Even bikes like a squarecase 750SS and mid nineties 750SS which aren't powerful bikes will indicate quite a bit more than that along those straights if someone did decide to crank them up coming back from a Ducati club run at Ohau ;)
What a silly, silly man they would be.
Everyone knows Ducatis are only for display.
scumdog
15th June 2013, 21:52
there was a time where a Mitsubishi starion with a turbo conversion unmarked
car was used by the Auckland traffic division... and that used to haul ass..
My work car a few years ago was a turbo 200ZX, dark red from memory and nobody gave it a second glance, man it was fun but the boss was always making threats about what would happen if I wrecked it, as-if!
nodrog
16th June 2013, 09:46
there was a time where a Mitsubishi starion with a turbo conversion unmarked
car was used by the Auckland traffic division... and that used to haul ass..
What did they convert the turbo to?
Gremlin
16th June 2013, 11:36
What did they convert the turbo to?
Do try to keep up... they converted it to a cop car.
unstuck
16th June 2013, 12:12
I think the only difference with the one they used on the motorway in auckland was the turbo was bigger from memory, they went well with the standard 11a or 12a turbos.:yes:
nodrog
16th June 2013, 15:32
....or 12a turbos.:yes:
stop being a wankel
Big Dave
16th June 2013, 22:31
I think the only difference with the one they used on the motorway in auckland was the turbo was bigger from memory, they went well with the standard 11a or 12a turbos.:yes:
Once, in another dimesion, I drove the delivery truck for the Mazda dealer who supplied Phil Alexander Rotisserie Engines.
They use to drop hot 11a's into Suzuki Swifts and Bongo Vans as well as build Moffat's race engines. Wouldn't have minded an old Bongo with 200 ponies - that would have been a giggle.
unstuck
17th June 2013, 06:41
Once, in another dimesion, I drove the delivery truck for the Mazda dealer who supplied Phil Alexander Rotisserie Engines.
They use to drop hot 11a's into Suzuki Swifts and Bongo Vans as well as build Moffat's race engines. Wouldn't have minded an old Bongo with 200 ponies - that would have been a giggle.
That would of been a giggle. They are just a ford spectron with a mazda badge are they not. Had a 4x4 bongo which was good off road but crap motor, forever breaking down. Got rolled in the end.:pinch:
unstuck
17th June 2013, 06:43
stop being a wankel
:motu: And rotorate. :yes:
Banditbandit
17th June 2013, 08:45
That would of been a giggle. They are just a ford spectron with a mazda badge are they not. Had a 4x4 bongo which was good off road but crap motor, forever breaking down. Got rolled in the end.:pinch:
In the end ??? My first thought was "A Bongo with 200??? That'll roll well ... " what took so long?
Drew
17th June 2013, 10:56
In the end ??? My first thought was "A Bongo with 200??? That'll roll well ... " what took so long?
I had a Nissan small van for a little while. Factory CA18 turbo. Thing went like a scalded cat. Scary fuckin thing to drive!
unstuck
17th June 2013, 11:44
what took so long?
Pure skill.:whistle:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.