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superjackal
20th June 2013, 21:21
Hey, love that these guys will come and put out my cat-es-tro-phic fire but.....

We are experiencing some wiiiiiild weather tonight in Wellington. I went out as I saw the sirens flashing at the neighbours. I asked if there was anything I could do to help (tea, coffee, bed for the night etc) and he looked at me and told me to watch out for the fire-truck door. Toss-bag made it seem like I was stealing his thunder and he was well-above mere mortals like myself.

Fucker. Hope he get's a blister from a hot hose (but seriously hope he has a better attitude when it counts).

If someone's trying to help, say "Thank you citizen, we will contact you if in need."

Tarded
20th June 2013, 21:28
One - he was rather busy.

Two - every group has wankers in it.

Read KB for example.

Feel free to include me, I dont care.

Get a uniform job if it means that much to you.

Get over it.

DrunkenMistake
20th June 2013, 22:10
One - he was rather busy.



^^
This sums it up.

He probably viewed you as another person who should be inside their house and staying out of danger,
Not one more person for him to worry about, I wouldn't take it personally.

nzspokes
20th June 2013, 22:14
tea, coffee, bed for the night etc

Think I would think twice about a guy that asked me that as well. :crazy:

Berries
20th June 2013, 22:53
Think I would think twice about a guy that asked me that as well. :crazy:
It is Wellington darling.

Virago
20th June 2013, 23:03
Dial 111 - you'll need a fire pump to reinflate your ego.

fuknK1W1
21st June 2013, 00:21
Read KB for example.
You could find a Firie who is an accomplished tosser :tugger:

cynna
21st June 2013, 00:27
next time i hope u get wiped out by the truck door

as you were citizen

328FTW
21st June 2013, 04:51
One night a van took out a powerpole outside our place. I tended to the huge mess and the driver and stuck my car up the road with the hazards on off to the side to get people to pay attention. Anyway the fire guys showed up, told them what happened and etc . Cops took a statement, all good and I'll be on my way then. Go back to my car, rural area so this had all taken about an hour. My first slight quibble was I'd picked up the big concrete chunks and threw them in the drain. One fireman got upset and said it was a stupid thing to do; little miffed cause where the road was had heaps of vision and it wasn't like I stood in the way of the handful of cars that even use the road.

But wanted to go back to working on my jobs so get in my car and go to put it back in the driveway when "Sorry sir there has been an accident, you'll have to go around". This is 20 feet from my driveway, I could of almost pissed the distance with a good squeeze. Anyway after finding he wouldn't budge from standing in front of my car and was being an abrasive prick I let him have some choice words for being a complete knob and did what I was told; I went around.....this was my quadcam V6 lexus motor powered mr2 with straight pipes at the time. I made sure he heard every minute of me driving around which was quite a few miles. When I get back around I'm back on the other side, 20 feet from where we started with him still standing there.

Didn't exactly offer them all a coffee and a scones after that. It was in the front fence anyway, I could stand closer to it on the shop's property than driving past.

unstuck
21st June 2013, 05:30
I think they should start arming our rural fire brigade. whatever you do, dont come to gore and get all whiney about big mean fireys cos they will put you in the truck and take you for the ride your granny always warned you about. They are there to do a very tough job, stay the fuck out of their way.:yes:

The Reibz
21st June 2013, 07:49
Get a uniform job
Yep and then watch how pissed off you get when people get in your way... If military or civil authorities are at the scene, they got that shit under control.


whatever you do, dont come to gore
Don't worry. Gore would be the last place I would ever intend on visiting... Would rather blow my nose and eat it...

unstuck
21st June 2013, 07:53
Yep and then watch how pissed off you get when people get in your way... If military or civil authorities are at the scene, they got that shit under control.


Don't worry. Gore would be the last place I would ever intend on visiting... Would rather blow my nose and eat it...

Yeah, its a scary place for gay men. You better stay around the shore, where it is safe to be gay and proud.:2thumbsup

yod
21st June 2013, 09:06
It is Wellington darling.


Yeah, its a scary place for gay men. You better stay around the shore, where it is safe to be gay and proud.:2thumbsup

Kawasaki. It's the new Honda.

superjackal
21st June 2013, 11:34
next time i hope u get wiped out by the truck door

as you were citizen

Why? Is there something wrong with you...? Do you like to see people get hurt?

98tls
21st June 2013, 12:53
Yep and then watch how pissed off you get when people get in your way... If military or civil authorities are at the scene, they got that shit under control.


Don't worry. Gore would be the last place I would ever intend on visiting... Would rather blow my nose and eat it...

Says someone that lives in Auckland:wacko:Still not so bad if your elderly i guess,the transition from living in Auckland to death would barely be noticeable.Go back awhile to the Christchurch earthquakes the outcome for many would have been far worse if Joe Public simply sat on there arse and waited for Emergency services to turn up and help the many in need.

cynna
21st June 2013, 13:29
Why? Is there something wrong with you...? Do you like to see people get hurt?

only fucking idiots like you that are trying to get a fireman in bed while he is doing his job, while standing in the way of a door. muppet

who goes up to somone working and asks if they want a cup of tea and a lie down

Drew
21st June 2013, 17:28
who goes up to somone working and asks if they want a cup of tea and a lie downYou're not the full quid are ya?

He went to offer the neighbors a bed, should their house be fucked by fallen trees. And if I were EMS out last night, by that time I could prolly go a hot coffee if only for a couple sips.

Katman is right, this place gets more retarded by the fuckin DAY.

cynna
21st June 2013, 18:34
Katman is right.

that explains it then

Akzle
21st June 2013, 19:15
dude. If im ever being useful, and you get in my way, i'll tell ya to gtfo too.

caseye
21st June 2013, 19:24
LOL can't give Akz more green just yet? Hell did I just say that out loud, well said that man.
Citizens if a uniform says jump, you'd better ask how high, cause it's gunna hurt if your not jumped by the time they get to you.
Wheres katman anyways??

kinger
21st June 2013, 19:30
......Citizens if a uniform says jump, you'd better ask how high, cause it's gunna hurt if your not jumped by the time they get to you.....

Seriously? You're that downtrodden?
There's plenty of cocks in uniform, and little boys bowing down to their every whim would just inflate them egos to bursting point.

Katman
21st June 2013, 19:36
Wheres katman anyways??

Steering well clear of this fucking gay thread.

caseye
21st June 2013, 19:43
Seriously? You're that downtrodden?
There's plenty of cocks in uniform, and little boys bowing down to their every whim would just inflate them egos to bursting point.

Down trodden? me, Na, not on your life.
Point is, at an accident/event the guys with the uniforms know what they need to do and that the lives of other people are in their hands and us ordinaries getting in their way only slows things up and cause problems.
Some cocks in uniform, yes, butt you get them everywhere, trick is how you deal with em and while being called small names doesn't worry me, being called downtrodden annoys the fuck outa me biatch.

unstuck
21st June 2013, 19:45
Steering well clear of this fucking gay thread.

Your steering needs looking at, wont get a wof like that.:oi-grr:

Mom
21st June 2013, 19:58
who goes up to somone working and asks if they want a cup of tea and a lie down

Well not a lie down, but I certainly did take a local cop, a cup of standard brew coffee. I did not ask if it was ok. He was standing scene guard, in the pissing, cold, rain, after a neighbour had been shot dead by her boyfriend :pinch: So me, I will take then a coffee. Only one mind, he had no idea how long he was going to be there and no toilet available.


You're not the full quid are ya?

He went to offer the neighbors a bed, should their house be fucked by fallen trees. And if I were EMS out last night, by that time I could prolly go a hot coffee if only for a couple sips.

Katman is right, this place gets more retarded by the fuckin DAY.

This cop actually reassured me her baby was safe. And got help when I mentioned I had not heard a bark from the dogs that lived in the front house ( the owners were not at home).

This place is not retarded, it is some of its inhabitants that are FITH.


Down trodden? me, Na, not on your life.
Point is, at an accident/event the guys with the uniforms know what they need to do and that the lives of other people are in their hands and us ordinaries getting in their way only slows things up and cause problems.
Some cocks in uniform, yes, butt you get them everywhere, trick is how you deal with em and while being called small names doesn't worry me, being called downtrodden annoys the fuck outa me biatch.

Time and place eh? I take my hat off to anyone that puts themselves in that place. It is not for me. I am happy ringing my "client" and brightening her day every couple of days. And before any sick fucks jump on that, I am a St John caring caller, and my client is just short of 90.

ellipsis
21st June 2013, 20:32
...every person would benefit from a good cup of tea, at the right moment...and sometimes a really good muffin made with love, and stuff from south east asia or the middle east included in the recipe...

Katman
21st June 2013, 20:41
This place is not retarded, it is some of its inhabitants that are FITH.


You have my condolences Anne.

Mark can't be easy to live with.

98tls
21st June 2013, 20:53
Steering well clear of this fucking gay thread.

Gay is nothing but a conspiracy...

caseye
21st June 2013, 21:52
You have my condolences Anne.

Mark can't be easy to live with.

NOT Fair, can't stop laughing! go away!@#$ Katman.

Mom
22nd June 2013, 15:08
NOT Fair, can't stop laughing! go away!@#$ Katman.

It's because Mark makes the best coffee in the world :yes: