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Berries
31st July 2013, 23:07
Anyone had a flying, inanimate fuck?
Mile high club with the wife.





Overrated.

Drew
1st August 2013, 18:27
Hey you! Guess what? ! Don't give a flying or inanimate fuck what you think. Homo. Therefore, fuck off and tell someone who cares yawwwwwnFuck you must spend a lot of time at the beach!

Erelyes
1st August 2013, 19:22
Hey you! Guess what? ! Don't give a flying or inanimate fuck what you think. Homo. Therefore, fuck off and tell someone who cares yawwwwwn

All this giving of fucks when pretending not to must be terribly tiring.

Drew
1st August 2013, 19:27
All this giving of fucks when pretending not to must be terribly tiring.Interesting conundrum for sure.

Clean cunt of sand, and stop giving a fuck/admit to giving a fuck, and she'd prolly have the energy to fix the carb on the bike in question.

Smifffy
1st August 2013, 19:36
Interesting conundrum for sure.

Clean cunt of sand, and stop giving a fuck/admit to giving a fuck, and she'd prolly have the energy to fix the carb on the bike in question.

Eh?

I thought this was the brake/wof thread?

The carb threads is over there, next to the what I had for breakfast thread.

Drew
1st August 2013, 19:39
Eh?

I thought this was the brake/wof thread?

The carb threads is over there, next to the what I had for breakfast thread.It is, I was just saying she might get some shit done if she chucked the hoover hose up her hole.

sketch
1st August 2013, 22:47
im still tryna figure out where the sand came from, one minute where flying and animated and fucking the next minute bang were at the beach with dysons stuck to our inanimate fuck givers..........

im so confused.....

Banditbandit
2nd August 2013, 09:15
Hey you! Guess what? ! Don't give a flying or inanimate fuck what you think. Homo. Therefore, fuck off and tell someone who cares yawwwwwn

Jeez .. are you still angry about that ??? How long has it been ???

Did you ever consider that your frustration issues may be the result of your anger issues ...

I mean .. come on .. I'd take one look at the anger and say "Fuck that .. I'm gone ..."

Paul in NZ
2nd August 2013, 09:21
Jeez .. are you still angry about that ??? How long has it been ???

Did you ever consider that your frustration issues may be the result of your anger issues ...

I mean .. come on .. I'd take one look at the anger and say "Fuck that .. I'm gone ..."

Ah - you are as always such a calming chap.... :facepalm: I can just imaginge saying "Did you ever consider that your frustration issues may be the result of your anger issues" to my dear wife... and maybe waking up in traction in a hospital ward assuming she had calmed down enough to call an ambulance... :innocent:

swarfie
2nd August 2013, 10:26
im still tryna figure out where the sand came from, one minute where flying and animated and fucking the next minute bang were at the beach with dysons stuck to our inanimate fuck givers..........

im so confused.....

Bwahahahaha....PMSL. Had to go back and read the whole thread to find out what this was all about, there sure is some anger/humor/funny shit in this thread. And OMG I've NEVER seen a moose with a knuckle that big!!!! Keep up the good banter verses anger guys and...ah ...girls(?), your'e making my day :Punk::wings:

Banditbandit
2nd August 2013, 10:26
Ah - you are as always such a calming chap.... :facepalm: I can just imaginge saying "Did you ever consider that your frustration issues may be the result of your anger issues" to my dear wife... and maybe waking up in traction in a hospital ward assuming she had calmed down enough to call an ambulance... :innocent:



Yeah .. I agree ... I'm not that suicidal ... lucky then that I'm not crazy enough to marry such an insane and angry bitch ...

imdying
2nd August 2013, 10:29
Whore, you have a nasty mouth :love:

avgas
2nd August 2013, 10:55
Mile high club with the wife.





Overrated.
You should have woken her up. A flying animated fuck is much better

Paul in NZ
2nd August 2013, 10:59
Yeah .. I agree ... I'm not that suicidal ... lucky then that I'm not crazy enough to marry such an insane and angry bitch ...

I dunno - I think we all have our touch points....

Mushu
2nd August 2013, 14:34
Bwahahahaha....PMSL. Had to go back and read the whole thread to find out what this was all about, there sure is some anger/humor/funny shit in this thread. And OMG I've NEVER seen a moose with a knuckle that big!!!! Keep up the good banter verses anger guys and...ah ...girls(?), your'e making my day :Punk::wings:

I love this thread, atleast it proves its not just the women I know who are unreasonable and mental. If I took my bike to someone and they adjusted something unnecessary I would hit him up about it, put it back how I want it, right in front of him if possible and then move on, I wouldn't think it necessary to post a thread on here whinging about it, or call his boss to complain.

Drew
2nd August 2013, 14:40
I love this thread, atleast it proves its not just the women I know who are unreasonable and mental.I think we need to remove all the sand from the country. It's gotta make life easier for us blokes!

BuzzardNZ
2nd August 2013, 14:40
I love this thread

Same, it's pure gold!



...the woman is unreasonable and mental.

Never a truer word spoken ( typed in this case )

Paul in NZ
2nd August 2013, 14:46
I love this thread, atleast it proves its not just the women I know who are unreasonable and mental. If I took my bike to someone and they adjusted something unnecessary I would hit him up about it, put it back how I want it, right in front of him if possible and then move on, I wouldn't think it necessary to post a thread on here whinging about it, or call his boss to complain.

Trouble is - how do you really know it didnt need adjusting?

I had a mate with an old triumph with the 69 - 70 TLS brake and her was always saying what great brakes they were... (they are) We swapped bikes one day and his brakes were shite and he damn near dropped my bike coming to a sudden and unexpected halt...

Hmmmmm

Drew
2nd August 2013, 14:49
Trouble is - how do you really know it didnt need adjusting?

How dare you question this young lady? She clearly knows what is best for her, what with the whole five minutes riding experience she has!

Banditbandit
2nd August 2013, 14:53
How dare you question this young lady? She clearly knows what is best for her, what with the whole five minutes riding experience she has!

And how long on a bike ???

Drew
2nd August 2013, 14:57
And how long on a bike ???Dunno, but I'd like to get some pointers from the guy who can go a whole FIVE MINUTES!

White trash
2nd August 2013, 14:59
...... with the 69 - 70 TLS brake

Bullshit. They didn't begin production of the TL-S until 1997.

Paul in NZ
2nd August 2013, 15:24
Bullshit. They didn't begin production of the TL-S until 1997.

Twin Leading Shoe... Grrr - now I'm so unbelievably angry even I don't believe it.....

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 15:32
Dunno, but I'd like to get some pointers from the guy who can go a whole FIVE MINUTES!

:psst:Stop and squeeze. :niceone:

swarfie
2nd August 2013, 15:34
And how long on a dyke ???

Fixed that for you...your'e welcome :clap:

T.W.R
2nd August 2013, 15:34
:psst:Stop and squeeze. :niceone:

That makes your eyes bulge like pug :shit:

Banditbandit
2nd August 2013, 15:37
Dunno, but I'd like to get some pointers from the guy who can go a whole FIVE MINUTES!

Slow bro - slow ... ya got to get the rythmn .. think Cruiser Not RF900 ...

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 15:39
That makes your eyes bulge like pug :shit:

And you can crack walnuts between your butt cheeks.:crazy:

T.W.R
2nd August 2013, 15:44
And you can crack walnuts between you butt cheeks.:crazy:

:oi-grr: fixed it for ya :bleh:

I can actually crack them between my knuckles :yes:

Banditbandit
2nd August 2013, 15:46
I can actually crack them between my knuckles :yes:

:rofl: (Noooo ... I think I'll just walk away from that line ...)

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 15:47
:oi-grr: fixed it for ya :bleh:

I can actually crack them between my knuckles :yes:

But can you edit "proper".;)

T.W.R
2nd August 2013, 15:52
:rofl: (Noooo ... I think I'll just walk away from that line ...)

Walnuts you fool :lol:

I'm still tryin to avoid a mental picture of unstuck getting stuck stoppin & squeezin on the gravy stroke :crazy:


But can you edit "proper".;)

:moon: BUt BUTt Bhut BHUTT Butt oh cobblers :Oops:

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 15:55
Walnuts you fool :lol:

I'm still tryin to avoid a mental picture of unstuck getting stuck stoppin & squeezin on the gravy stroke :crazy:



:moon: BUt BUTt Bhut BHUTT Butt oh cobblers :Oops:

You forgot " you" into "your".;) s,okay I did it for you.So you dont look silly.:nya::nya:

T.W.R
2nd August 2013, 16:04
You forgot " you" into "your".;) s,okay I did it for you.So you dont look silly.:nya::nya:

buts its waz goods engrish...you but....but you said it 1st :whistle: you southern boys are all about butts & nuts :spanking:

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 16:10
This guy is looking for a girlfriend.:whistle:
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Drew
2nd August 2013, 16:42
Slow bro - slow ... ya got to get the rythmn .. think Cruiser Not RF900 ...
So, I'm thinking yacht instead of aircraft carrier.

I dunno how that'll work, other than when I think yacht, I picture Dennis Conner. But I'll not ever get to the vinegar stroke with that image!

Maha
2nd August 2013, 16:46
So, I'm thinking yacht instead of aircraft carrier.

I dunno how that'll work, other than when I think yacht, I picture Dennis Conner. But I'll not ever get to the vinegar stroke with that image!

And when you think of an Aircraft Carrier you picture semen?

Drew
2nd August 2013, 16:53
And when you think of an Aircraft Carrier you picture semen?Na, that sexy blond bitch from top gun.

imdying
2nd August 2013, 16:59
Na, that sexy blond bitch from top gun.Yeah, she's a lesbian...

Drew
2nd August 2013, 17:00
Yeah, she's a lesbian...If I can only think about her, EVEN FUCKEN BETTER!!!

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 17:03
If I can only think about her, EVEN FUCKEN BETTER!!!

Thought you wanted to slow the process down?:wacko:

blackdog
2nd August 2013, 17:19
Thought you wanted to slow the process down?:wacko:

After marrying, he just wants to remember the process!

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 17:23
After marrying, he just wants to remember the process!

Must be putting the wrong stuff in her cup of tea then.;)

Drew
2nd August 2013, 17:58
Must be putting the wrong stuff in her cup of tea then.;)

I'm meant to make her tea?

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 18:06
I'm meant to make her tea?

Yep, with a sprinkling of horny goat weed.:cool:

bosslady
2nd August 2013, 18:16
How dare you question this young lady? She clearly knows what is best for her, what with the whole five minutes riding experience she has!
Why do you continually persist on being so patronising?

unstuck
2nd August 2013, 18:19
Why do you continually persist on being so patronising?

Cos he,s a cock. Its not that hard to figure out, surely.:msn-wink:

@ Drew.......:bleh::bleh:

bosslady
2nd August 2013, 18:21
Cos he,s a cock. Its not that hard to figure out, surely.:msn-wink:

@ Drew.......:bleh::bleh:
Sure. I don't really see what it achieves though. Oh well.

Drew
2nd August 2013, 18:21
Why do you continually persist on being so patronising?Because so far, you seem like the latest attention whore on KB...And I don't like the competition.


Cos he,s a cock. Its not that hard to figure out, surely.:msn-wink:

@ Drew.......:bleh::bleh:And what he said.

Madness
2nd August 2013, 18:23
Sure. I don't really see what it achieves though. Oh well.

Posting on a motorcycle internet forum has to achieve something for it to be worthwile? Well, fuck me dead.

Drew
2nd August 2013, 18:23
Sure. I don't really see what it achieves though. Oh well.Thinking you can achieve anything ok KB= FAIL

Mom
2nd August 2013, 19:09
And when you think of an Aircraft Carrier you picture semen?

Don't be ridiculous...

Now if we are talking about sailors

:blip:


Thinking you can achieve anything ok KB= FAIL

WTF are you on about?

KB is LIFE!

Erelyes
2nd August 2013, 19:15
Well, fuck me dead.

Given enough effort, and sand in the woo woo... it's quite possible you'd bleed out, yeah.

sketch
2nd August 2013, 19:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYU_t1LiWkQ


in the interest of maintaining the off topicness of this thread and to illustrate drews problem........

scracha
2nd August 2013, 20:07
Hey you! Guess what? ! Don't give a flying or inanimate fuck what you think. Homo. Therefore, fuck off and tell someone who cares yawwwwwn

So now you're showing your true colours. You rant and whine about sexist anti female replies to your original post and then you come out with some homophobic shite? Did my post include anything about your sexual orientation?

Female or not, you truly are an arsehole.

Red rep...yawn.

ps. Is it 28 days since you took your bike for a WOF?

http://www.womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/premenstrual-syndrome.cfm

haydes55
2nd August 2013, 22:12
Yep, with a sprinkling of horny goat weed.:cool:


I'm taking 2 horny goat weed pills a day... for different reasons though.

Might start offering them to some friends ;)

nerrrd
3rd August 2013, 01:02
See this is why it's such a tragedy that they don't teach Latin in school anymore :facepalm: actually we're all homos (or rather homines, or rather homines sapientes) me, you, male, female, both, neither, that person over there etc, so nobody needs to take offence :sunny:. You're welcome. Pax vobiscum.

Erelyes
3rd August 2013, 12:12
All I remember of fucking latin (very vaguely) is the teacher loved the word 'heinous', and that verb tables were worse than waterboarding.

-bo
-bimus
-bis
-bitus
-bit
-cunt.

nerrrd
3rd August 2013, 17:52
-bo
-bis
-bit
-bimus
-bitis
-cunt.

Not a bad effort, fixed that for you, 'cept for that last one...silly bunt :lol:.

Mom
3rd August 2013, 20:54
Not a bad effort, fixed that for you, 'cept for that last one...silly bunt :lol:.

Bunt! You are a funny cnut mate!

The Reibz
3rd August 2013, 22:48
How do Bosslady threads attract so many fuckwits?

blackdog
3rd August 2013, 22:56
How do Bosslady threads attract so many fuckwits?

You're posting, how 'bout you tell us.

avgas
3rd August 2013, 23:59
How do Bosslady threads attract so many fuckwits?
They cum for the latter and end up receiving the former. Turns out the former is better for repeat business.

Fuck knows where the Asian girl thread went.

The Reibz
4th August 2013, 00:19
Fuck knows where the Asian girl thread went.

You may or may not have my interest now...