YellowDog
15th July 2013, 10:06
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old?
A Lady Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. She Noticed His Dental Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, She Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark Haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My Secondary School Class Some 30-Odd Years Ago.
Could He Be The Same Guy That She Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, She Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Grey Haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Far Too Old To Have Been Her Classmate. After He Examined Her Teeth, She Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park Secondary School .
'Yes, Yes I Did. I'm A Morganner! 'He Beamed With Pride.
'When Did You Leave To Go To College?' She Asked
He Answered, In 1965. Why Do You Ask?
'You Were In My Class!' She Exclaimed.
He Looked At Her Closely.
Then The Ugly,
Old,
Bald,
Wrinkled,
Fat Arsed,
Grey Haired,
Decrepit,
Bastard Asked..
'What Did You Teach?
A Lady Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. She Noticed His Dental Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, She Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark Haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My Secondary School Class Some 30-Odd Years Ago.
Could He Be The Same Guy That She Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, She Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Grey Haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Far Too Old To Have Been Her Classmate. After He Examined Her Teeth, She Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park Secondary School .
'Yes, Yes I Did. I'm A Morganner! 'He Beamed With Pride.
'When Did You Leave To Go To College?' She Asked
He Answered, In 1965. Why Do You Ask?
'You Were In My Class!' She Exclaimed.
He Looked At Her Closely.
Then The Ugly,
Old,
Bald,
Wrinkled,
Fat Arsed,
Grey Haired,
Decrepit,
Bastard Asked..
'What Did You Teach?