Southland cowshit warning

[unstuck]

Anybody traveling between Te-anau and mossburn, be careful on the Gorge hill. The road is absolutely covered in cowshit from top to bottom. Also the Kingston crossing to Mandeville road has big patches of the shit too.:angry:

[98tls]

:wacko:Annoying eh,not content with fucking all the waterways...

[unstuck]

:wacko:Annoying eh,not content with fucking all the waterways...

Now I never said that.:2thumbsup:whistle:

[awa355]

An extra hazard up this way is the cutting of roadside hedges. The mowers throw alot of the mulched up splinters out onto the road. I hit about a kilometre of this yesterday. Stopped and put the scooter on the centre stand and spun the wheels , once I was past the hedge. Found one wee stick embedded.

[unstuck]

Yeah, that stuff can be nasty on a bike. There was one down this way a few weeks ago getting told off by a copper, he had been throwing shit all over the place too.

[scumdog]

And on a wet road it can be hard to spot - speshly if the sun is low,

[unstuck]

Im surprised you never got a coating heading back over the bridge the other morning, was bad when we headed your way.:yes:

[Big Dave]

No need for the warning - we've read your posts before. :lol:

[scumdog]

Im surprised you never got a coating heading back over the bridge the other morning, was bad when we headed your way.:yes:

The uphill, southbound SH1 section approaching Hillend turn-off (about 5km before town heading south) is the pits - uphill, opening the throttle, heading into a setting sun and effluent all over the road...:shutup:

[unstuck]

No need for the warning - we've read your posts before. :lol:

Bite me Hippy.:bleh::bleh:

Those tanks at the east end of Clinton dont seem to get much use either scummy. :wacko:

[granstar]

Thanks for the heads up :drinkup:

Glencoe to Brydone road it's mostly mud and crap off tractor tyres around cocky driveways, a little care needed.

[Taxythingy]

And on a wet road it can be hard to spot - speshly if the sun is low,

Bet you know when you're in it, though.

[Berries]

Bet you know when you're in it, though.
Southland?

Easy, smells of cow shit with a slight hint of botulism.

[Bren]

Just blame it all on the cow cockies.....After all it is what built this country...the farming....the hard work, the innovation!

[Berries]

Just blame it all on the cow cockies.....After all it is what built this country...the farming....the hard work, the innovation!
Go on then, who should you blame it on? The miners?

Perhaps they should try some innovation that keeps all the shit contained on the truck.

[Taxythingy]

Perhaps they should try some innovation that keeps all the shit contained on the truck.

DairyNZ tried that. www.dairynz.co.nz/file/fileid/42737

Too bad there's a pack of _wit transport companies that charge 5c less per head and can't be assed upgrading their trucks, and they're tag-teaming a bunch of money-hungry yokel farmers that once gave a sh_t but dropped it on the road somewhere.

No, that can't be right. I'm sure they're all nice fluffy bunnies and not invading the McKenzie country with plans of indoor dairying. No, still doesn't sound 100% Pe-ewre.

[unstuck]

Just blame it all on the cow cockies.....After all it is what built this country...the farming....the hard work, the innovation!

No one blamed it on the cockeys mate, this thread is about cow shit on the road, not about who is responsible for getting it there. :calm:

[awa355]

Why is it, that you can ride a 100ks, cross one or two 4metre wide cow crossings in a milisec, and that supplys half the crap that sticks to your bike?

[unstuck]

Why is it, that you can ride a 100ks, cross one or two 4metre wide cow crossings in a milisec, and that supplys half the crap that sticks to your bike?

Cos its sticky shit, thats why. :devil2:

[F5 Dave]

Yeah last time I was down souf enjoying the countryside I spent a lot of time thinking that this isn't doing our clean green image much good with the tourists that shit is smeared all over the roads. can stink too.
On a bike it can get sprayed up over your leathers. Little Jimmy washing the car for a fiver is exposed to it.


Some serious fines should be imposed till these cunts fit some proper traps. I mean c'mon how is it legal to spread slippery shit over the roads? Un-secure load should cover that.

What happens if we ever have some cow like outbreak we wish to contain?

So it makes beef more expensive. Can't imagine it will be of much impact when supermarkets are responsible for most the the ticket clipping.


but seriously they are spreading shit over the country. They need a good kicking.

[scumdog]

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Some serious fines should be imposed till these cunts fit some proper traps. I mean c'mon how is it legal to spread slippery shit over the roads? Un-secure load should cover that.

....they are spreading shit over the country. They need a good kicking.

The farmers representative made sure that 'insecure load' type legislation did not include cow/sheep/mammoth shit wot fell onto our roads from trucks.

Only bricks, anvils and dirigibles etc count...

[F5 Dave]

So, what do we have to do? Find the owners of these transporting firms & liberally spray effluent from their house all the way to little Jennifer's school till their wife stops talking to them & they decide to stop being such cunts? After all its not illegal it appears. :crazy:

[F5 Dave]

Funnily enough I was just posting this image into an email


http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/no-bull-pooping-sign-20651175.jpg

[Asher]

Suddenly sounds like the text dung campaign wasn't so stupid after all....

[MIXONE]

Wellington bullshit warning.
Anywhere close to the Beehive is very dangerous...

[awa355]

The farmers representative made sure that 'insecure load' type legislation did not include cow/sheep/mammoth shit wot fell onto our roads from trucks.

Only bricks, anvils and dirigibles etc count...

That legislation works. I hardly ever run over a brick on the road these days. :facepalm:

[granstar]

Unfortunately as well as cow shit everywhere, we have cars on the roads down here too.


Yeah and thanks for giving us cluster flies and fukng our fresh water fishing too, at least the bovines do a bit of a clean up, it's really not enough ...


http://doblelol.com/uploads/4/funny-and-pictures.jpg

[Erelyes]

DairyNZ tried that. www.dairynz.co.nz/file/fileid/42737

Half the farmers can't even fuckin read that.


Just blame it all on the cow cockies.....After all it is what built this country...the farming....the hard work, the innovation!

See this is the problem attitude... they don't care about dropping shit all over the roads cos THEY OWN THIS COUNTRY.