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    Southland cowshit warning

    Anybody traveling between Te-anau and mossburn, be careful on the Gorge hill. The road is absolutely covered in cowshit from top to bottom. Also the Kingston crossing to Mandeville road has big patches of the shit too.
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    Annoying eh,not content with fucking all the waterways...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Annoying eh,not content with fucking all the waterways...
    Now I never said that.
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    An extra hazard up this way is the cutting of roadside hedges. The mowers throw alot of the mulched up splinters out onto the road. I hit about a kilometre of this yesterday. Stopped and put the scooter on the centre stand and spun the wheels , once I was past the hedge. Found one wee stick embedded.
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    Yeah, that stuff can be nasty on a bike. There was one down this way a few weeks ago getting told off by a copper, he had been throwing shit all over the place too.
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    And on a wet road it can be hard to spot - speshly if the sun is low,
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    Im surprised you never got a coating heading back over the bridge the other morning, was bad when we headed your way.
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    No need for the warning - we've read your posts before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Im surprised you never got a coating heading back over the bridge the other morning, was bad when we headed your way.
    The uphill, southbound SH1 section approaching Hillend turn-off (about 5km before town heading south) is the pits - uphill, opening the throttle, heading into a setting sun and effluent all over the road...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    No need for the warning - we've read your posts before.
    Bite me Hippy.

    Those tanks at the east end of Clinton dont seem to get much use either scummy.
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    Thanks for the heads up

    Glencoe to Brydone road it's mostly mud and crap off tractor tyres around cocky driveways, a little care needed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And on a wet road it can be hard to spot - speshly if the sun is low,
    Bet you know when you're in it, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxythingy View Post
    Bet you know when you're in it, though.
    Southland?

    Easy, smells of cow shit with a slight hint of botulism.

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    Just blame it all on the cow cockies.....After all it is what built this country...the farming....the hard work, the innovation!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    Just blame it all on the cow cockies.....After all it is what built this country...the farming....the hard work, the innovation!
    Go on then, who should you blame it on? The miners?

    Perhaps they should try some innovation that keeps all the shit contained on the truck.

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