Which of you bastards has cleaned a fuken iron roof?

[Akzle]

and how did you do it? 30 seconds spray and walk away? says it's okey dokey, but read the faq and it says, no wastewater contamination, dont touch trees, and it will kill your children and rape your granny.

so....
what is the kb wisdom?

[roogazza]

You'll need ladders to get onto the roof, so this little wagon could carry them if you left the tailgate up .
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[Grumph]

and how did you do it? 30 seconds spray and walk away? says it's okey dokey, but read the faq and it says, no wastewater contamination, dont touch trees, and it will kill your children and rape your granny.

so....
what is the kb wisdom?

The absolute best, time tested advice i can give is....get some other bastard to do it.

[ellipsis]

...like Grumph said...but if you have to do it...waterblast from the ridge down...divert the downpipe flow away from the drains if you dont want the flakey shit to block them...tell granny and the kids to fuck off...

[haydes55]

I wouldn't have read the small print and just done it.

[avgas]

You'll need ladders to get onto the roof, so this little wagon could carry them if you left the tailgate up .
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Never shove a ladder up a womans vagina.

On a realistic note - Waterblast, 1 hour later spray then walk away........then the next week a good dose of rust converter.

Don't worry it its bad for the environment - you know what 40 tons of urea a day does to plant life? The human stuff is not exactly "green".

[caseye]

It's called elbow grease, a corrogated wire brush on a broom handle and a shit load of sunscreen and cold Wakatoo! Hell the old man must have put 6 Doz of the proper sized ones ( you know QUARTS) on his roof when he got me and my mates up there with the brushes and the sand paper for the tough bits.
But hey only took 2 days, the clean it off, then a couple of months of priming and sanding and then painting between rain showers.
Go hard Akz, ewe can do it.

[SMOKEU]

Never shove a ladder up a womans vagina.


Why not?! It would be pretty kinky.

[Swoop]

Waterblaster.
Then wire brush the dodgy bits, replace mangy lead-head nails by whacking a screw with the fancy rubbery-bits in.
Rust kill and spot prime, then paint.
Leave the guttering connected so it all goes to the treatment plant and also annoys the lunatic fringe greenie weirdo's.

Red roofs go faster!

[The Reibz]

Just paint over the rust bro, she will be all good. Coat of cold galv then topcoat. Churr

[skippa1]

$5 and a bag of chips will get most things......give it a try

[unstuck]

You sell some weed bro? Or did ya just nick the paint. :msn-wink:

[Akzle]

noones talking about paint, just cleaning the fucken thing, and it is red. so it's fast as bro.
fuck tek screws lead is all good.

yeah i was thinking divert the downpipes. looks like it's splay and wark awaaay.

[Akzle]

thanks, btw, cunt faces.

[skippa1]

thanks, btw, cunt faces.

Youre welcome, you are what you eat

[fridayflash]

bollox to thirty seconds or spray n walk away, just mix 200ml janola or a bit more if using budget bleach, with 100ml sugar soap and 5L water in a napsack sprayer, give the roof a dousing of that ...leave for a day then waterblast from top to bottom, one sheet width at a time just like mowing the lawns but the view is better. kill rust system isnt the best, crc rust converter is (or equivlnt) just brush it on the rust (dont need to wire brush it) and watch it turn into a black undercoat (seriously)

[vifferman]

noones talking about paint, just cleaning the fucken thing, and it is red. so it's fast as bro.
fuck tek screws lead is all good.
Yeah.
WHat's up with that? It's SO fauckin hard to get lead anything now (my roof flashings are shit, coz the roofers don't do lead no more. Anyone'd think lead went around attacking and murdering people, but it's mostly pretty inert, unless you eat it.
Fuck the do-gooders that have made life so boring and difficult.:angry2:
Anyhoo - good luck wiv your roof. I can't come and help you as I'm doin "home improvement" myself.:wacko:

[Akzle]

I'm doin "home improvement" myself.:wacko:

im sorry to hear that.

[Smifffy]

30 seconds to rape your granny?

[unstuck]

30 seconds to rape your granny?

Spray and walk away, again. :wacko:

[avgas]

noones talking about paint, just cleaning the fucken thing, and it is red. so it's fast as bro.
fuck tek screws lead is all good.

yeah i was thinking divert the downpipes. looks like it's splay and wark awaaay.
Do half the job and live the kiwi dream.

[slofox]

As others have said - it's a cunt of a job. Get someone else to do it.

[Smifffy]

As others have said - it's a cunt of a job. Get someone else to do it.

Be hard for him to get anyone to do it for $5 and a bag of chips.

Still, maybe he could get a WINZ quote or dob in a cuz for the reward money.

[BMWST?]

I would just water blast it.But test your footing,sometimes once the iron is wet its like an ice rink.If its not to bad just a really stiff broom and elbow grease.I wouldnt wire brush unless you gonna paint

[Woodman]

I used meguiars wash and wax for my shed roof a few years back. Worked real good.

Been putting off doing the house, but wifey has now told me it needs doing and its gonna be a bastard and a half. Two story 2 teir type high peak thing with a long way to fall on the downhill side and me being accident prone. Will probarbly require some sort of scaffolding. PITA. Tried 30 seconds on part of it and it seemed to work ok-ish.

[Tazz]

Cover it in gas and set it on fire. Problem solved.

Failing that a BFH and a sense of adventure?

[Swoop]

It's SO fauckin hard to get lead anything now (my roof flashings are shit, coz the roofers don't do lead no more.
The reason why is $$$'s.
A roofer mate is desperately trying to get lead at sensible prices.

[Robbo]

Got the solution for ya Rob. Get settled in your favourite outdoor chair with a crate of your favourite ale. Lock the kids indoors and get your granny to do the roof.
I'd like to come and help you out but i'm busy that day (what day was that again?) No need to thank me.:killingme

Cheers

[Akzle]

Got the solution for ya Rob. Get settled in your favourite outdoor chair with a crate of your favourite ale. Lock the kids indoors and get your granny to do the roof.
I'd like to come and help you out but i'm busy that day (what day was that again?) No need to thank me.:killingme

Cheers

its too farken hot to be outdoors, rest assured i wont be dehydrating in a hurry.
Lock gran and put the kids on the roof y' reckon... Maybe iv had a few enough already....

[Akzle]

Got the solution for ya Rob. Get settled in your favourite outdoor chair with a crate of your favourite ale. Lock the kids indoors and get your granny to do the roof.
I'd like to come and help you out but i'm busy that day (what day was that again?) No need to thank me.:killingme

Cheers

its too farken hot to be outdoors, rest assured i wont be dehydrating in a hurry.
Lock gran and put the kids on the roof y' reckon... Maybe iv had a few enough already.... Nah its just the heat, surely!
(34 fuken degrees!)

[Brett]

There was a bloke called WINJA who used to rock these forums. Word has it, that man knew roof care. Look him up. LIKED CAPS DID THAT MAN.

[Hitcher]

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

[Woodman]

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.


What are anoraks made of ?

[bogan]

What are anoraks made of ?

Woven neckbeard?

[Smifffy]

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

Is someone that likes pedants a pedophile?

[Akzle]

Is someone that likes pedants a pedophile?
no, a pedantophile.

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

oh hitcher, you asshole.

corrugated iron. standard lingo since ages ago.

now, come clean my fucken roof.

[Swoop]

now, come clean my fucken roof.
The correct phrase is "paint my roof you bastards". Use of caps lock is optional at this stage.

[SVboy]

I assume this is part of your community service?

[Akzle]

I assume this is part of your community service?

your wife, should any female have the misfortune of being such, is welcome to tongue my balls.
And ring gear.

[Akzle]

The correct phrase is "paint my roof you bastards". Use of caps lock is optional at this stage.

meh. Your phraseology lacks too much 'fuken' and could do with some cunt and a sprinkling of jew.

[SVboy]

your wife, should any female have the misfortune of being such, is welcome to tongue my balls.
And ring gear.

Indeed I have a wife: I imagine you have a hand. I also imagine it goes to sleep on you. I told my wife of your kind invitation but when I explained your were a loser beneficiary with an unpainted corrigated iron roof on a caravan in northland she just laughed and laughed! Then I told her you didnt even have a bike.........

[Akzle]

Indeed I have a wife: I imagine you have a hand. I also imagine it goes to sleep on you. I told my wife of your kind invitation but when I explained your were a loser beneficiary with an unpainted corrigated iron roof on a caravan in northland she just laughed and laughed! Then I told her you didnt even have a bike.........

this just needed immortalising as a post quote cos it's so full of win.

[Akzle]

Got the solution for ya Rob. Get settled in your favourite outdoor chair with a crate of your favourite ale. Lock the kids indoors and get your granny to do the roof.
I'd like to come and help you out but i'm busy that day (what day was that again?) No need to thank me.:killingme

Cheers

its too farken hot to be outdoors, rest assured i wont be dehydrating in a hurry.
Lock gran and put the kids on the roof y' reckon... Maybe iv had a few enough already.... Nah its just the heat, surely!
(34 fuken degrees!)

[Brian d marge]

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

plenty of "Iron Hoofs" though

Stephen

[Akzle]

plenty of "Iron Hoofs" though

Stephen

is that anything to do with moose knuckle?

[Robbo]

is that anything to do with moose knuckle?

Here ya go Rob, take your pick though you may not get any roof cleaning done after this lot. :facepalm:

[oldrider]

This thread needs a pedant: You'll find that there are no such things in New Zealand as "iron" roofs. These are generally made from steel.

https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=Galvanised+iron&client=firefox-a&hs=wAD&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=np&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=

[Brian d marge]

is that anything to do with moose knuckle?

Iron Hooves wouldnt go go near moose knuckle

Stephen

[Banditbandit]

Moose knuckle ???


http://www.fadedsoul.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=moose+knuckles&gclid=CJP9q7e36rsCFQhgpQodbTAA7w