I must know alot of stupid people

[The Reibz]

Jasonu quoted me the other night saying I must know alot of stupid people.
Well Jason I must have found the stupidest of all people this weekend.

My brothers mate needed a towbar so I decided to lend him my falcon out of the spirit of being a good cunt.
The spring in the ignition has been broken for as long as I have owned it (4 years) and you have to manually turn the key backwards to get it off the stater motor. This little cunt was told this 3 times...
He stopped at the shop for a redbull and restarted the car and continued to drive down the street for approximately 30 minutes before he realised something was HORRIBLY WRONG when the entire electrical system shit itself.

Here is the result...

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I can not see how THE FUCK this could happen without some sort of major malfunction in the intelligence department. Anyone whos rode a car on the starter before knows the horrible fucking noise it makes. Its loud as fuck, you would have to have the stereo turned up beyond maximum not to hear it.

This isn't the worst part of the story though, I was at work when he showed up to pick up the car and come back after a 4km run to find this peice of shit sitting in my drive...

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WHO IN FUCKS NAME DOES THAT?
I only have two rules in my drive. No Holdens, and definitely no hondas. Rest assured this guy isn't welcome back.


Now hes claiming the starter was already fucked when he got in the car and won't pay up for a new one. Says it should be rebuildable as he has had them rebuilt on hondas before...
I took it around to several local mechanics this morning and the laughs just haven't stopped coming...

[bogan]

Rebuildable? no need mate, just buff that shit out :bleh:

Gotta say though, some of it has rubbed off on you it would seem; never lend a vehicle out that has quirks like that, and never lend past 1 degree of separation.

[TheDemonLord]

Gotta say though, some of it has rubbed off on you it would seem; never lend a vehicle out that has quirks like that, and never lend past 1 degree of separation.

QFT :headbang:

[Kendoll]

Gutted! The old saying is true then, no good deed goes unpunished... :banana:

[The Reibz]

never lend a vehicle out that has quirks like that, and never lend past 1 degree of separation.
To true mate, last time I lend it out to anyone. Already spends to much time on blocks, but that comes with owning a old car

[Crasherfromwayback]

The dumb cunt is you numnuts. A...for driving a Ford, and B, for lending it to a potato head.

[oldrider]

The dumb cunt is you numnuts. A...for driving a Ford, and B, for lending it to a potato head.

Could be a bit tough there Crash "B" was recommended by his brother ... maybe his brother is the/a potatoe head! :hug::blip:

[EJK]

Do him a favor and burn that car with thermite. Put it out of misery.

[Banditbandit]

Mate - you don't need to get the starter rebuild ... just tell the dumb cunt that he's now the starter - and make him push you every time you need to start ...

[Mike.Gayner]

What a little asshole. Should be strung by his foreskin up in the town centre and beaten. Unbelievable.

[The Reibz]

As stupid as I was for lending it out to someone I do take some of the blame.
I mean fuck, when I push started the car it sounded like a blender with batteries in it. Considering I just rebuilt the entire engine 8 months ago alarm bells were going off in my head. This isn't the first car hes fucked either,

A few months back he smashed the sump off a VW Passat Turbo and contined to rev his engine with no oil in the sump. Engine almost blew up but he managed to put the sump back on after repairing it with, you guessed it, bog. I thought this incident might have been behind him but it clearly wasnt.

But if one is to offer the reibz a box of beers in return for a few hours worth tow bar use, who is the reibz to say no?

Guess I should really quit drinking

[EJK]

On a more serious note, since the car looks familiar, if your brother's "friend" is an Asian, I might know who he is :shutup:

[The Reibz]

Hes not asian bro. If he was a asian I would understand the car looking like that, hence the term "Ricer"

[Hitcher]

Do the stupid people you associate with know the difference between "alot" and "a lot"?

[Bikemad]

To true mate, last time I lend it out to anyone. Already spends to much time on blocks, but that comes with owning a old FORD

fixed that for you:msn-wink:

[The Reibz]

Do the stupid people you associate with know the difference between "alot" and "a lot"?

Possibly.

Fortunately none of my stupid associates drive or own Holdens. Some own Hondas but that is a forgivable offence, just don't park them in my drive...

[SNF]

Possibly.

Fortunately none of my stupid associates drive or own Holdens. Some own Hondas but that is a forgivable offence, just don't park them in my drive...

/\ Hahaha. Does the sledge hammer come out? I wonder if his granny knew someone stuck a bodykit, rims and stickers all over her car?

Been in a car with a stuck starter like that once, engine going, starter still turning. Loud enough to wake the dead. People staring, I'm cringing and yelling "Just turn it off!". How the hell can someone drive for 30 minutes like that?:facepalm:

[The Reibz]

How the hell can someone drive for 30 minutes like that?:facepalm:
That will just remain one of lifes great mysterys my bro

[avgas]

Don't stupid people take the bus?

[scumdog]

This isn't the worst part of the story though, I was at work when he showed up to pick up the car and come back after a 4km run to find this peice of shit sitting in my drive...



WHO IN FUCKS NAME DOES THAT?
I only have two rules in my drive. No Holdens, and definitely no hondas. Rest assured this guy isn't welcome back...


Oh-ate-zero-ate-oh-ate????

[pzkpfw]

That will just remain one of lifes great mysterys my bro

How "good" is the stereo in the car?

Maybe he couldn't tell the noise from his Drum and bass.

[Madness]

Don't stupid people take the bus?

Do Norf Shore buses have towbars? ;)

[The Reibz]

How "good" is the stereo in the car?

Maybe he couldn't tell the noise from his Drum and bass.

Stereo is above average. Car has a squeeky clutch pedal which can be drowned out by turning up the volume. Got real sick of oiling it every couple of weeks

[Laava]

I loved the bit where you slammed holdens and hondas and then admitted to owning a ford!
It,s a bit like telling Rachel Hunter she is ugly and then shagging Susan Boyle!

[The Reibz]

I loved the bit where you slammed holdens and hondas and then admitted to owning a ford!
It,s a bit like telling Rachel Hunter she is ugly and then shagging Susan Boyle!

Are you openly admitting to the KB community that you like the look of that Honda in my original post and are here by compairing it to Rachel Hunter?

[ducatilover]

Maybe you could fix the ignition barrel then? Then you won't run the risk of something like that happening, again.

Poor choice in vehicles does not constitute and idiot, as it is entirely subjective.
As for the Ford/Holden thing, arguing about mediocre tow cars is like telling people to buy Home Brand bread instead of Pak 'n' Save bread.


I'll fuckin race ya, ya Honda hating cunt :msn-wink:

[The Reibz]

I'll fuckin race ya, ya Honda hating cunt :msn-wink:
Where and when?

Yeah I should get a new ignition, but then I will have to switch keys and do it with all the locks. Maybe I will just wire in a push button start and block off the starter motor on the ignition. I found rust under the sills when I was under it getting the motor out. Stuck my finger through it. Got a Wof 3 days prior. CHurr the wof guy

[avgas]

Do Norf Shore buses have towbars? ;)
I imagine the ones owned by stupid people do.

[Banditbandit]

Don't stupid people take the bus?

Why ??? If he can do that to a car .. just imagine what he could do to a bus !!!!

[Banditbandit]

Are you openly admitting to the KB community that you like the look of that Honda in my original post and are here by compairing it to Rachel Hunter?

Yeah ... a bit used ... been round the clock and looking it ...

[SMOKEU]

Considering I just rebuilt the entire engine 8 months ago alarm bells were going off in my head.

It must be a very desirable model of Falcon to warrant spending that much money on it.

[ducatilover]

Where and when? Too late bro, already won with my awesome red bike.


Yeah I should get a new ignition, but then I will have to switch keys and do it with all the locks.

Your average locksmith should be able to fix it ;) a lot of older Ford locks have their quirks and are well known to them. And a lot of their mechanisms are similar to each other, took a Cosworth steering lock to a locksmith the other week and she recognised it as Ford from a mile away :crazy:

[skippa1]

I must know alot of stupid people.

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