Two news items I could do without

[slofox]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

2. Oscar Pretorious whinging and snivelling in the dock. Somebody needs to send him some HTFU pills.

[Rhys]

Hell yes !

[Oakie]

I'm waiting for the 'Oscar' joke to come out pointing out the irony of his first name given his performances in court. Oscar winning!
Actually I don't think his distress is a performance but I am undecided on his version of events.

[mashman]

Oh, is all of that happening at the moment too. Sounds really interesting, more so than the Solomon Islands flood then mud slide then 8.3 (7.8 after revision) earthquake.

[Muzz67]

I'm waiting for the 'Oscar' joke to come out pointing out the irony of his first name given his performances in court. Oscar winning!
Actually I don't think his distress is a performance but I am undecided on his version of events.

He aint howling for poor Reva,, he's paniking about gettin rodgered to death for the next 15 years minimum.

[kevfromcoro]

The world is falling to bits
We got a cyclone here.. copping it up north
And now this news about the solomans...

[sil3nt]

Oscarpistosis - the condition of being afraid to go to the toilet at your boyfriend's house.

[awa355]

The world is falling to bits
We got a cyclone here.. copping it up north
And now this news about the solomans...

Another disaster pending. Both car and scooter were out of gas this morning so I filled up the scooter with the last of my spare cash to go to work after lunch. Now the rain is moving in :brick::brick:

[JimO]

Another disaster pending. Both car and scooter were out of gas this morning so I filled up the scooter with the last of my spare cash to go to work after lunch. Now the rain is moving in :brick::brick:
....................296127

[george formby]

The world is falling to bits
We got a cyclone here.. copping it up north
And now this news about the solomans...

Yup, Tsunami alerts here now classed as unlikely.

The Solomons? K'in hell. Tragic couple of weeks.

Was watching Ita's landfall with fingers crossed. Looked very scary indeed for awhile. Oh, we have one of your fruit flies. Come & pick it up please. Nasty little critter.

Just to top things off it looks like I may have gainful employment, just 3 weeks out from being eligible for dole. Gutted, positively distraught I am.
Sent an e-mail to The Harold, will be on tomorrows front page no doubt.

[scrivy]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

2. Oscar Pretorious whinging and snivelling in the dock. Somebody needs to send him some HTFU pills.


Wha' 'bout Mana and Kimmy dot cum??
Rather hear about Hungarian Dwarf Porn than them.....

[Akzle]

know what i dont want to hear about?
What you dont want to hear about.

No fuken surprises the media tongue is up johns ass, and by proxy, or some centipede shit, the royals'.

I dont even know how pistorius is fuken news.
Not that i rely on "The News" for news.

U Niggaz need to ride motorbikes or some shit.

[Robbo]

Wha' 'bout Mana and Kimmy dot cum??
Rather hear about Hungarian Dwarf Porn than them.....

Looks like Kimmy and Hone have wed..:facepalm:

This will end in tears..

[Hashbandicoot]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

You have nothing against people who live a priveleged, secure and sheltered life paid for in totality by others as a result of a certain penis squirting into a certain vagina?

I have nothing but contempt and derision for these people because they are of absolutely no value.

[Ribit]

1. "The Royals". I have nothing in particular against these people but that's what they are. People. Nothing special about them.

2. Oscar Pretorious whinging and snivelling in the dock. Somebody needs to send him some HTFU pills.

Here! here! I entirely agree! where do i sign up for NZ to become a republic? I've given up watching the first 5-10 mins of the news while the royal pain in the butts are in town.

The mainstream news in NZ is ridiculous.
Most important news of the day: will and kate and thier baby
Item 2: plane still hasnt been found and have nothing new to report but will spend 5 mins saying so.
3: gun loving south african shot his girlfriend- trial continues

and now time for sport....

there doesnt seem to be much happening in the world according to nz media.....

I flicked over to the asian channel news and found a really interesting story about how mobile phones can be blacklisted, so buying a second hand phone off trademe carries the risk that you might not be able to use it if its been blacklisted. Relevant news!

[Hashbandicoot]

I flicked over to the asian channel news and found a really interesting story about how mobile phones can be blacklisted, so buying a second hand phone off trademe carries the risk that you might not be able to use it if its been blacklisted. Relevant news!

All phones have an IMEI number similar in function to a VIN number. You can check if these have been blacklisted or not. Any seller unwilling to disclose the IMEI is a shady mo-fo and not to be trusted.

[kevfromcoro]

@ GF... Fruitfly.. did it have a snake with it. they normally do
You can post it back if you like.
Getting a bit of rain here. and TV has only a few channels. may be due to the high winds. from the cyclone.
The royal couple are coming here I think.
Not too interested
Any news from the slomomans. aint getting much news here.

BTW. the letter kwew is taken off from my laptop..
So kwens land will look like this................

[Woodman]

The All Blacks will start playing again soon so the news will get interesting and relevant again.:bleh:

[george formby]

@ GF... Fruitfly.. did it have a snake with it. they normally do
You can post it back if you like.
Getting a bit of rain here. and TV has only a few channels. may be due to the high winds. from the cyclone.
The royal couple are coming here I think.
Not too interested
Any news from the slomomans. aint getting much news here.

BTW. the letter kwew is taken off from my laptop..
So kwens land will look like this................

Oy tink the biggest problem in the Solomons now is sanitation for the unhomed.

We can't afford a stamp & an envelope, Unzud is poor. If we stuck it on the back of the stamp with your address on it would that be Ok or just an envelope COD?

That last bit of your post was a tad ambiguous for me, I'm from oop north where we throw eggs at Royalty & politicians & have no "k" in the alphabet. Ah, used to be bricks & spears we threw. The good old days.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I'm waiting for the 'Oscar' joke to come out pointing out the irony of his first name given his performances in court. Oscar winning!
Actually I don't think his distress is a performance but I am undecided on his version of events.

My view is that he is one of those awful sport billy types who has a hair temper and I personally think he knew it was her and blasted away through the door. He has however convinced himself of the version of events he is now stuck with, hence the drama queen in court. Fuck him. Even if he was careless or reckless in blasting away at the door that still is murder in NZ. He has to go to the big house.

As for the royals I am way more of a fan of the constitutional monarchy than I used to be. I can do without the fawning from the NZ media but hey, not much happens here so it gives them something to do.

[george formby]

My view is that he is one of those awful sport billy types who has a hair temper and I personally think he knew it was her and blasted away through the door. He has however convinced himself of the version of events he is now stuck with, hence the drama queen in court. Fuck him. Even if he was careless or reckless in blasting away at the door that still is murder in NZ. He has to go to the big house.

As for the royals I am way more of a fan of the constitutional monarchy than I used to be. I can do without the fawning from the NZ media but hey, not much happens here so it gives them something to do.

Must have some dodgy plumbing in SA if you have to take a gun to the shitter.

I'm also much happier with the Royals. They have to actually go out & kill folk again. That's what I look for in a proper King. Oh. And an interesting garage.

[AllanB]

I'd be worried about going to prison if I was that guy.

Presuming he takes his false legs off to shower that would make him just the right height to .............

[SPman]

My view is that he is one of those awful sport billy types who has a hair temper and I personally think he knew it was her and blasted away through the door. He has however convinced himself of the version of events he is now stuck with, hence the drama queen in court. Fuck him. Even if he was careless or reckless in blasting away at the door that still is murder in NZ. He has to go to the big house.

As for the royals I am way more of a fan of the constitutional monarchy than I used to be. I can do without the fawning from the NZ media but hey, not much happens here so it gives them something to do.
Of course, burglars in SA always lock themselves in the toilet, so as not to disturb those whose house they are robbing...but 4 dum dum bullets through the door (which are illegal in SA, apparently )sure takes care of them......

[Berries]

Presuming he takes his false legs off to shower that would make him just the right height to .............
I heard he can run quite fast.

As for the royals, my 7 year old was impressed with the personal wave she got from prince today. Not sure if it was the KB wave, I was checking out his Mrs at the time.

[Oakie]

As for the royals, my 7 year old was impressed with the personal wave she got from prince today. Not sure if it was the KB wave, I was checking out his Mrs at the time.

... and now it's a waving thread!

[MIXONE]

You forgot the Warriors coaching woes.

[Akzle]

As for the royals I am way more of a fan of the constitutional monarchy than I used to be.

constitutional fuken monarchy?! What fuken constitution is that?

[HenryDorsetCase]

constitutional fuken monarchy?! What fuken constitution is that?

Either the UK, or ours (or, you know, both), whichever makes you froth most.

[Akzle]

Either the UK, or ours (or, you know, both), whichever makes you froth most.

there is no constitution. The government wasnt constitutionally formed.

As for uk. The magna carta?
Yeah, ill bide that. Doesnt grant the royals any favours though.

[mashman]

As for uk. The magna carta?


Ohhhh goody, tax would be voluntary (if it isn't already). Ocean will be stoked.

[scrivy]

Ohhhh goody, tax would be voluntary (if it isn't already). Ocean will be stoked.

Pfftt... if ya don't like 'em, then 'Off with their heads....'

[Akzle]

Ohhhh goody, tax would be voluntary (if it isn't already). Ocean will be stoked.

tax is voluntary.

[Scuba_Steve]

tax is voluntary.

With 1 condition, ya gotta hand back your IRD # first (assuming you have one)

[Hashbandicoot]

tax is voluntary.

Got paid $100 cash for building someone a computer. Did I declare it to the taxman? Did I fuck.

[Akzle]

With 1 condition, ya gotta hand back your IRD # first (assuming you have one)

your person is issued a taxation number when they are registered. Usually at berth.
Declaring bankruptcy is one option. But immediately your person is assigned another one.
Gotta keep the jewbooks somehow.

[mashman]

your person is issued a taxation number when they are registered. Usually at berth.
Declaring bankruptcy is one option. But immediately your person is assigned another one.
Gotta keep the jewbooks somehow.

That reminds me, I still need to have a chat with some fullas about BDM.

[Woodman]

With 1 condition, ya gotta hand back your IRD # first (assuming you have one)

As long as you don't complain about any lack of Government services (hospitals,police,welfare etc) then doing cashys is fine.

[JimO]

Got paid $100 cash for building someone a computer. Did I declare it to the taxman? Did I fuck.
you should be ashamed of yourself, how will the benny bludgers afford their 8% woodstocks if you dont pay your share

[Akzle]

That reminds me, I still need to have a chat with some fullas about BDM.

that reminds me, i need to talk with a therapist about bdsm.

[Ocean1]

Two news items I could do without.

Two?

Fuck, I gave up watching it years ago when it got to "all of it" and stayed there.

[Maha]

Out of all the current Royals, the two that are here at the moment are more like 'us' than the rest would ever be, and that baby is just a darling.
As for Oscar?, guilty as fuck, does he think that the watching world believes his recollection of what happen when firing the gun? that Reeva was asleep in bed and NOT screaming at him from inside the bathroom?

[mashman]

that reminds me, i need to talk with a "therapist" about bdsm.

Fixed that for ya.

[slofox]

Two?

Fuck, I gave up watching it years ago when it got to "all of it" and stayed there.

I did limit myself to two - else I'd still be typing.

[Scuba_Steve]

your person is issued a taxation number when they are registered. Usually at berth.
Declaring bankruptcy is one option. But immediately your person is assigned another one.
Gotta keep the jewbooks somehow.

You can actually hand back that number & go without, only finding someone that knows how is extremely difficult, most will just ignorantly claim "it can't be done"



As long as you don't complain about any lack of Government services (hospitals,police,welfare etc) then doing cashys is fine.

Shouldn't be a prob, that shit's being sold off anyways

[R650R]

I used to NEED to watch the news but lost interest few years ago when minor stories like an All Black with sprained ankle screened ahead of major tragedy or real news etc...

But a heads up next time there is a political scandal turn on Maori TV with subtitles. Was great to watch during teagate saga etc...
You'll notice during times like that TV1 and 3 toe the line and don't ask any real hard questions and almost report word for word same story.
But te maori news has some good reporters who ask interesting questions, wortha watch from time to time.

[Akzle]

You can actually hand back that number & go without, only finding someone that knows how is extremely difficult, most will just ignorantly claim "it can't be done"




Shouldn't be a prob, that shit's being sold off anyways

id be interested to hear this hand it back theory. Does it rhyme with claim of right?

[Akzle]

Fixed that for ya.

sorry. Missed a space.
The - rapist, not therapist.

[Akzle]

I used to NEED to watch the news but lost interest few years ago when minor stories like an All Black with sprained ankle screened ahead of major tragedy or real news etc...

But a heads up next time there is a political scandal turn on Maori TV with subtitles. Was great to watch during teagate saga etc...
You'll notice during times like that TV1 and 3 toe the line and don't ask any real hard questions and almost report word for word same story.
But te maori news has some good reporters who ask interesting questions, wortha watch from time to time.

3 news got the shush about the latest acc fuckup. Mike read the company line in about 3 seconds then it cut to some cat up tree shit.

[awa355]

But wait, the news gets worse,

" Sally Ridge's $100,000 bill after legal bid fails, "

Socialite Sally Ridge told to pay costs after losing battle to gain half of ex-partner Adam Parore's business. "

I really dont give a fuck, :sleep::sleep:

[sil3nt]

But wait, the news gets worse,

" Sally Ridge's $100,000 bill after legal bid fails, "

Socialite Sally Ridge told to pay costs after losing battle to gain half of ex-partner Adam Parore's business. "

I really dont give a fuck, :sleep::sleep:I do! I find it hilarious she turned down a $500,000 settlement and now has to pay $100,000.

[HenryDorsetCase]

that reminds me, i need to talk with a therapist about bdsm.

by therapist you mean dominatirix and by talk you mean get whipped on your spotty arse till you whimper the safe word?

[HenryDorsetCase]

You can actually hand back that number & go without, only finding someone that knows how is extremely difficult, most will just ignorantly claim "it can't be done"



I will pay you cash money for a "how to".

but of course you guys don't believe in cash do you? because how could you? the government issues currency.

Presumably you gather up shells from the beach and use those as media of exchange? or barter or something?

[schrodingers cat]

by therapist you mean dominatirix and by talk you mean get whipped on your spotty arse till you whimper the safe word?

You seem pretty fluent in the terminology and course of events.

I suppose you found it out on the dear old interwebby

[george formby]

I used to NEED to watch the news but lost interest few years ago when minor stories like an All Black with sprained ankle screened ahead of major tragedy or real news etc...

But a heads up next time there is a political scandal turn on Maori TV with subtitles. Was great to watch during teagate saga etc...
You'll notice during times like that TV1 and 3 toe the line and don't ask any real hard questions and almost report word for word same story.
But te maori news has some good reporters who ask interesting questions, wortha watch from time to time.

Concur1010

[mashman]

sorry. Missed a space.
The - rapist, not therapist.

Ahhhhh... turning to your higher self for guidance again.

[HenryDorsetCase]

You seem pretty fluent in the terminology and course of events.

I suppose you found it out on the dear old interwebby

not at all. I am heavily into BDSM.

[Akzle]

I will pay you cash money for a "how to".

but of course you guys don't believe in cash do you? because how could you? the government issues currency.

Presumably you gather up shells from the beach and use those as media of exchange? or barter or something?

the government isnt in control of currency dude...

[Akzle]

not at all. I am heavily into BDSM.

i thought that bhurka looked familiar.
Hamilton, '92. I was in the purple fishnets. Was that your wife with you?

[Scuba_Steve]

id be interested to hear this hand it back theory. Does it rhyme with claim of right?

The dude that did the write-up (it musta been like 8yrs since I found it) spent HOURS trying to get through to someone in the IRD that knew anything. They did go on to inform the writer that should he give back his IRD # his employer is obligated to pay the PAYE tax at the highest rate & as they didn't have an IRD # they couldn't claim it back as the IRD "would have no way to trace the money" without a # associated with it.
Yea so sorta a catch system...



I will pay you cash money for a "how to".

but of course you guys don't believe in cash do you? because how could you? the government issues currency.

Presumably you gather up shells from the beach and use those as media of exchange? or barter or something?

The "how to" pretty much spend way more time than you want to on the phone to IRD trying to find someone with the slightest bit of knowledge about the system & then have them take back your IRD # (you may have to write them a formal letter)

As for payment, shells? Na. I accept vehicles & booze

[Ocean1]

I will pay you cash money for a "how to".

but of course you guys don't believe in cash do you? because how could you? the government issues currency.

Presumably you gather up shells from the beach and use those as media of exchange? or barter or something?

Telephone sanitation engineers, to a man.

[mashman]

the government issues currency.

Ah, but do they own the air that it's plucked out of?

[HenryDorsetCase]

Ah, but do they own the air that it's plucked out of?

Duh. The iwi owns that.

[Akzle]

Duh. The iwi owns that.

now theres an idea. The murrays own all jewgold.