honeymooning ducks

[im_a_13_yr_old]

www.funnyjunk.com Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, “We don’t have any condoms. I’ll call room service.” So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, ''''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'''' ''''No,'''' he says, ''''I’ll suffocate!'''' :rofl:

[Sniper]

Bloody hell. :no:

[Waylander]

Bloody hell. :no:
Give him time mate he's still new.

[crashe]

Bloody hell. :no:


Give him time mate he's still new.

plus he is only 13 years old.... you gotta take that into account...

[Ixion]

I thought it was quite funny.

[vifferman]

I almost laughed.

But then I have almost no sense of humour (apart from those odd moments when my brain chemistry isn't whack.)

[mstriumph]

hey - that's better than most of mine ........ can i use that??? :ride:

[SPORK]

He's givin' youngin's a bad name!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a sheep?

A Sheet!

That's possibly the worst joke I can make up.

[Sniper]

Almost as bad as what goes Zzub Zzub Splat?

A bee flying backwards into a wall!!

(I can see this becoming another stupid joke thread)

[SPORK]

Almost as bad as what goes Zzub Zzub Splat?

A bee flying backwards into a wall!!

(I can see this becoming another stupid joke thread)
I can see this thread getting deleted. Or maybe that's just me hoping?

[Sniper]

Or being moved to pointless drivell (hint hint)

[sunhuntin]

howzabout honeymooning whales??

swimming along, the new husband decided to use his blowhole to knock a cruiseship over, and convinced his new bride to help him. she agreed and so the cruise ship was sank, and all the human life aboard was left swimming helplessly. the husband tried to convinced his wife to eat some of the people. she said "i went along with the blow job, but im not swallowing any seamen!"

[Hitcher]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way. Unique up on it.

[Waylander]

Or being moved to pointless drivell (hint hint)
Heh Not subtle enough sorry, Besides, half the kids threads are in pointless drivell already becouse of me.

[BNZ]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way. Unique up on it.

Almost worthy of bad rep! :devil2:

[Sniper]

Jesus Hitcher, and I thought the first post was bad

[Hitcher]

Jesus Hitcher, and I thought the first post was bad
One of my (many) hidden depths. Sorry, but you started it...

[Wolf]

One of my (many) hidden depths. Sorry, but you started it...
Actually, im_a_13_year_old started it, Sniper merely compounded (exacerbated? aggravated?) it. :hitcher:

[Hitcher]

Actually, im_a_13_year_old started it, Sniper merely compounded (exacerbated? aggravated?) it. :hitcher:
Hopefully there is some learning to be had here. Can we still be friends?

[Lias]

Hopefully there is some learning to be had here. Can we still be friends?
Being wolf's friend is overated.. he answers the door topless and causes blindness.

[Wolf]

Being wolf's friend is overated.. he answers the door topless and causes blindness.
But that's safer than being LiasTZ's friend...

[Sniper]

I can start anything. Particularly bad jokes :)

[im_a_13_yr_old]

howzabout honeymooning whales??

swimming along, the new husband decided to use his blowhole to knock a cruiseship over, and convinced his new bride to help him. she agreed and so the cruise ship was sank, and all the human life aboard was left swimming helplessly. the husband tried to convinced his wife to eat some of the people. she said "i went along with the blow job, but im not swallowing any seamen!"

hahahahahaha good 1 fuk all the othas dissing me

[hXc]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way. Unique up on it.

Bloody good!!! It was seriously a ROFL moment

[Jackrat]

www.funnyjunk.com Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, “We don’t have any condoms. I’ll call room service.” So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, ''''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'''' ''''No,'''' he says, ''''I’ll suffocate!'''' :rofl:

HaHaHa
A ducks nostrils are not on the end of it's bill,their on the base so he wouldn't suffocate at all.
Only one bird has it's nostrils on the end of it's bill/beak.
Guess who.

[Hitcher]

Only one bird has it's nostrils on the end of it's bill/beak.
You mean by its naricorn?

[Jackrat]

You mean by its naricorn?
Tell us what bird it is.

[Wolf]

HaHaHa
A ducks nostrils are not on the end of it's bill,their on the base so he wouldn't suffocate at all.
Only one bird has it's nostrils on the end of it's bill/beak.
Guess who.
Kiwi

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