honeymooning ducks

**im_a_13_yr_old** · 5th September 2005, 15:55

www.funnyjunk.com Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, “We don’t have any condoms. I’ll call room service.” So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, ''''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'''' ''''No,'''' he says, ''''I’ll suffocate!''''

**Sniper** · 5th September 2005, 16:08

Bloody hell.

**Waylander** · 5th September 2005, 16:09

Originally Posted by Sniper

Bloody hell.

Give him time mate he's still new.

**crashe** · 5th September 2005, 16:35

Originally Posted by sniper

Bloody hell.

Originally Posted by Waylander

Give him time mate he's still new.

plus he is only 13 years old.... you gotta take that into account...

**Ixion** · 5th September 2005, 16:38

I thought it was quite funny.

**vifferman** · 5th September 2005, 16:40

I almost laughed.

But then I have almost no sense of humour (apart from those odd moments when my brain chemistry isn't whack.)

**mstriumph** · 5th September 2005, 16:42

hey - that's better than most of mine ........ can i use that???

**SPORK** · 5th September 2005, 16:44

He's givin' youngin's a bad name!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a sheep?

A Sheet!

That's possibly the worst joke I can make up.

**Sniper** · 5th September 2005, 16:47

Almost as bad as what goes Zzub Zzub Splat?

A bee flying backwards into a wall!!

(I can see this becoming another stupid joke thread)

**SPORK** · 5th September 2005, 16:49

Originally Posted by Sniper

Almost as bad as what goes Zzub Zzub Splat?

A bee flying backwards into a wall!!

(I can see this becoming another stupid joke thread)

I can see this thread getting deleted. Or maybe that's just me hoping?

**Sniper** · 5th September 2005, 16:57

Or being moved to pointless drivell (hint hint)

**sunhuntin** · 5th September 2005, 18:20

howzabout honeymooning whales??

swimming along, the new husband decided to use his blowhole to knock a cruiseship over, and convinced his new bride to help him. she agreed and so the cruise ship was sank, and all the human life aboard was left swimming helplessly. the husband tried to convinced his wife to eat some of the people. she said "i went along with the blow job, but im not swallowing any seamen!"