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Drew
29th August 2014, 05:45
Do you mean like publically admitting to obtaining championship awards by cheating?The prat is saying that never happened now.:facepalm:

Kickaha
29th August 2014, 06:51
The prat is saying that never happened now.:facepalm:

Yeah he only said it for the good of the sport :tugger:

sidecar bob
29th August 2014, 13:36
The prat is saying that never happened now.:facepalm:

If you told me last week that you fucked a goat back in 1996 & this week you told me you actually hadnt fucked a goat at all, I would still suspect that you had fucked a goat.

nodrog
29th August 2014, 13:45
Poor Billy.

jasonu
29th August 2014, 14:25
If you told me last week that you fucked a goat back in 1996 & this week you told me you actually hadnt fucked a goat at all, I would still suspect that you had fucked a goat.

Nicely summed up.

roogazza
29th August 2014, 14:49
Poor Billy.
So who was fucked Billy or Billy the Goat ?

You're a funny bugger nodrog !! :lol:

scrivy
29th August 2014, 14:55
So who was fucked Billy or Billy the Goat ?

You're a funny bugger nodrog !! :lol:

Or did Billy fuck the goat....

Sent from my XT535 using Tapatalk 2

budda
29th August 2014, 14:55
So who was fucked Billy or Billy the Goat ?

You're a funny bugger nodrog !! :lol:

BOTH a bit crusty, and smell strange .........

nodrog
29th August 2014, 16:35
So who was fucked Billy or Billy the Goat ?

.....


I'm hoping it was the Goat, but who knows, there are some sick cunts out there.

jellywrestler
29th August 2014, 16:36
If you told me last week that you fucked a goat back in 1996 & this week you told me you actually hadnt fucked a goat at all, I would still suspect that you had fucked a goat.

back in 1996 he was a goat.

Drew
29th August 2014, 18:03
If you told me last week that you fucked a goat back in 1996 & this week you told me you actually hadnt fucked a goat at all, I would still suspect that you had fucked a goat.

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE! Fuckn liar.

Stirts
29th August 2014, 19:12
If you told me last week that you fucked a goat back in 1996 & this week you told me you actually hadnt fucked a goat at all, I would still suspect that you had fucked a goat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU&list=PLNFCCyDwrwGBTX4gm8g8wy8VVr_Cg5eu8

husaberg
29th August 2014, 19:40
I'm hoping it was the Goat, but who knows, there are some sick cunts out there.


Sheep shagger video footage

Yeah but ewe shag him now though.......Mah just kidding ewe;)
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Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 08:37
If you told me last week that you fucked a goat back in 1996 & this week you told me you actually hadnt fucked a goat at all, I would still suspect that you had fucked a goat.




And it would make you very suspicious of who was and was not fuckin goats also I would think, but I do think in a strange way to the rest of the world also it seems

scrivy
30th August 2014, 09:11
If you told me last week that you fucked a goat back in 1996 & this week you told me you actually hadnt fucked a goat at all, I would still suspect that you had fucked a goat.

Bob, I remember back in the 80's you used to wear ugg boots....... I always suspected you had a deviate side to you, but never said anything..... now I understand what you were up to with your above post..... its like you're finally coming out.... in a subliminal obscure way.......:crazy::rolleyes:

scrivy
30th August 2014, 09:15
I'm hoping it was the Goat, but who knows, there are some sick cunts out there.

What if the goat fucked Billy? Does that make it alright? :whistle::shutup::confused:

sidecar bob
30th August 2014, 09:15
And it would make you very suspicious of who was and was not fuckin goats also I would think, but I do think in a strange way to the rest of the world also it seems

Yes but if the goat came on here claiming that the you had inserted the forks he built, I would be left in no doubt that there had been some goat love going on.

Drew
30th August 2014, 09:28
Yes but if the goat came on here claiming that the you had inserted the forks he built, I would be left in no doubt that there had been some goat love going on.

This metaphor has done it's dash. It's getting too convoluted for the gnome to understand methinks.

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 09:34
Yes but if the goat came on here claiming that the you had inserted the forks he built, I would be left in no doubt that there had been some goat love going on.



The said forks were 100% inserted, to that there has never been a doubt nor deniale, but it has never been said in print or verbally that they were used in a MNZ sanctioned meeting where they were against the rules for the class I was compeating in, Remember the streets for example are Formula 2 rules for 600 bikes back then. And the GOAT as such has said officually in email that, " He has NO idea if they were or were not raced with"

scrivy
30th August 2014, 09:44
So, I'm confused........ has there or has there not been any goat fucking going on?

I was getting all excited that there may have been some sick fuck post some even sicker vid for us normal folks to watch.....
I even started to think the goat may also have had a fork inserted somewhere......

You fuggin teasers.........

nodrog
30th August 2014, 09:48
The said forks were 100% inserted, to that there has never been a doubt nor deniale, but it has never been said in print or verbally that they were used in a MNZ sanctioned meeting where they were against the rules for the class I was compeating in, Remember the streets for example are Formula 2 rules for 600 bikes back then. And the GOAT as such has said officually in email that, " He has NO idea if they were or were not raced with"

The black Eyed Peas called, they want you to go on Tour with them again.

Drew
30th August 2014, 11:59
The said forks were 100% inserted, to that there has never been a doubt nor deniale, but it has never been said in print or verbally that they were used in a MNZ sanctioned meeting where they were against the rules for the class I was compeating in, Remember the streets for example are Formula 2 rules for 600 bikes back then. And the GOAT as such has said officually in email that, " He has NO idea if they were or were not raced with"You fucken lying little cunt. You flat out said that the title you won was with illegal forks at one round at least. You then went on to apologise to other competitors, and said that you hoped your admission would change some attitudes and further the sport.

By denying it now ya moronic cock sucking bag of shit, if any good could have come from it now cannot.

Admit it for what it is ballbag. You should have kept you gob full of ugly/fucked disgusting teeth firmly shut in the first place, and you're not prepared to deal with the consequences because they're potentially much harsher than you expected.

Ya give me the shits. I'd hope ya get cancer and die a slow painful death, but your kids are unfortunate enough already. They don't need that to deal with.

Eat shit, you should have been a blowjob.


The black Eyed Peas called, they want you to go on Tour with them again.
I got it.

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 13:01
You fucken lying little cunt. You flat out said that the title you won was with illegal forks at one round at least. You then went on to apologise to other competitors, and said that you hoped your admission would change some attitudes and further the sport.

By denying it now ya moronic cock sucking bag of shit, if any good could have come from it now cannot.

Admit it for what it is ballbag. You should have kept you gob full of ugly/fucked disgusting teeth firmly shut in the first place, and you're not prepared to deal with the consequences because they're potentially much harsher than you expected.

Ya give me the shits. I'd hope ya get cancer and die a slow painful death, but your kids are unfortunate enough already. They don't need that to deal with.

Eat shit, you should have been a blowjob.


I got it.





haha- very well said Drew, hope ya feel better for it dude

Drew
30th August 2014, 13:22
haha- very well said Drew, hope ya feel better for it dude

Not in the slightest.

Someone give this tard a sidecar. We're practiced enough at fixing ours, I'll happily do it again for the satisfaction of T-boning this cunt into oblivion.

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 14:29
[QUOTE=Drew;1130765619]Not in the slightest.

Someone give this tard a sidecar. We're practiced enough at fixing ours, I'll happily do it again for the satisfaction of T-boning this cunt into oblivion.



Bugger re not feeling better, have another go then. I will never be racing here again anyway it seems dude, so you will just have to dream of T boning me I guess

Drew
30th August 2014, 16:16
Sounds like a RESULT!!!

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 16:50
Sounds like a RESULT!!!


My case has not actually been dealt with as yet, it was supposed to be dealt with on the 22nd at the board meeting as per posted on MNZ web site, ie, " A thorough investigation is going to be done on all parties involved" well the latest after the board meeting is " A thorough investigation is to be done" - Guess they must have memory problems also poor OLD BOYS.

This time I was actually notified in writing also as per the way it is technically supposed to be done, NOT like how it was done the 1st time round. A lot of the Board know what they are doing, it is just that the "3" that do know what they are doing are making it very hard and difficult for the ones that want to be doing what they are supposed to be doing I guess, if that is not to confusing for your to understand

Kickaha
30th August 2014, 17:38
I will never be racing here again anyway it seems dude

Fucking good job

Drew
30th August 2014, 17:41
My case has not actually been dealt with as yet, it was supposed to be dealt with on the 22nd at the board meeting as per posted on MNZ web site, ie, " A thorough investigation is going to be done on all parties involved" well the latest after the board meeting is " A thorough investigation is to be done" - Guess they must have memory problems also poor OLD BOYS.

This time I was actually notified in writing also as per the way it is technically supposed to be done, NOT like how it was done the 1st time round. A lot of the Board know what they are doing, it is just that the "3" that do know what they are doing are making it very hard and difficult for the ones that want to be doing what they are supposed to be doing I guess, if that is not to confusing for your to understand
You have fucked yourself, don't try and blame anyone else for it.

Yeah, MNZ is doing a good job of fucking a lot of shit up. But it doesn't change who you are, and why you should be kept as far away from any race track and riders as it's possible to get.

nodrog
30th August 2014, 18:08
You're my hero Shaun.

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 18:18
You have fucked yourself, don't try and blame anyone else for it.

Yeah, MNZ is doing a good job of fucking a lot of shit up. But it doesn't change who you are, and why you should be kept as far away from any race track and riders as it's possible to get.



Not blaiming anyone for anything Drew, " Please quote me" if you can on that one dude. All I have said re MNZ is 3 of them are "TOTAL CLOWNS" and need gone, which basically you have agreed to with your above comment and others posting in this thread are implying, but I will Keep on saying it using full english rather than implying it like you have above. Many are saying the MNZ Board ( And it is ONLY 3 of them) are FUCKED on here, its just that I used me as a target to high light the cheating issue's and how USELESS ( The 3 on the board are) Making the control of MNZ look bad! We all go about things in a different way and in my case it may be a strange way to most, but so is my logic and my total life, so why change now.

Never been disqualified in 23 years of racing for cheating dude, so I am actually very very comfortable with who I am, but are loving the banter on here for a time killer and a laugh and also the added comments by many high lighting there lack of respect and satisfaction and doubt about the MNZ Board members, ( Again only 3 old boys club) carry on driver and have a great night. Remember 12-30 am sommet sport for motogp.

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 18:18
You're my hero Shaun.


I secretly do love you

Biggles08
30th August 2014, 21:24
Say what you really mean Drew! :shit:



You fucken lying little cunt. You flat out said that the title you won was with illegal forks at one round at least. You then went on to apologise to other competitors, and said that you hoped your admission would change some attitudes and further the sport.

By denying it now ya moronic cock sucking bag of shit, if any good could have come from it now cannot.

Admit it for what it is ballbag. You should have kept you gob full of ugly/fucked disgusting teeth firmly shut in the first place, and you're not prepared to deal with the consequences because they're potentially much harsher than you expected.

Ya give me the shits. I'd hope ya get cancer and die a slow painful death, but your kids are unfortunate enough already. They don't need that to deal with.

Eat shit, you should have been a blowjob.


I got it.

Kickaha
30th August 2014, 21:31
Say what you really mean Drew! :shit:

He was trying to be subtle

husaberg
30th August 2014, 21:33
He was trying to be subtle

He only said Cunt once My guess is............ his heart wasn't really in it:msn-wink:

Drew
30th August 2014, 21:41
He only said Cunt once My guess is............ is heart wasn't really in it:msn-wink:

Not often I get fired up like that anymore. I'm out of practice. Though it's nearly always that same lying little cunt that gets me that angry.

husaberg
30th August 2014, 21:43
Not often I get fired up like that anymore. I'm out of practice. Though it's nearly always that same lying little cunt that gets me that angry.

So the camomile tea is doing the trick then..........
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Get some printed

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 21:51
Not often I get fired up like that anymore. I'm out of practice. Though it's nearly always that same lying little cunt that gets me that angry.




Glad to know I really do it for ya Drew, as I really enjoy reading your dribble and do not forget I offered to meet ya some where private haha

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 21:53
So the camomile tea is doing the trick then..........
300424
Get some printed





And be happy:Punk:

husaberg
30th August 2014, 21:58
And be happy:Punk:

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I prefer the other one Gringe

Shaun Harris
30th August 2014, 22:10
300427
I prefer the other one Gringe




r yea agreed

Bert
2nd September 2014, 23:20
Back to things that aren't about Mr H.

Billy brought up the following in a race report regarding the Kawasaki 250r 250 production bikes and potential for kill switches to be knocked (they are as big as hell)...


Hmmm,

Didn't hit the killswitch with the chinguard on your helmet by any chance? Its happened to a few others in righthanders if your still running the stock bars.


Okay,

Just a suggestion, Seth Devereux did it while I was chasing him at HD exiting the final turn, Got real interesting for a second or so as I had gone in deeper than norm and gassed up early to get by in the draught up the straight... Nek minnit!!!!! Haha,Aaron Hassan did the same there as well.


Yup, I know of two other NI riders who have done it too...
I do suspect a combination of fuel and pneumatic things in this case though....
Sent from my Nokia using Tapa talk.

I know it's a production bike and everything should be stock as...
But this is more of a worry than running out of fuel.....
And apparently quite common.

Maybe there should be a solution found, I.e. $5 kill switch on the LHS?

jellywrestler
2nd September 2014, 23:32
Maybe there should be a solution found, I.e. $5 kill switch on the LHS?

what about turning the whole unit upside down?

Bert
2nd September 2014, 23:33
what about turning the whole unit upside down?

Maybe, throttle assembly is might be an issue??

CHOPPA
3rd September 2014, 07:39
I would just put some tape on it and use the key

Billy
3rd September 2014, 08:01
Back to things that aren't about Mr H.

Billy brought up the following in a race report regarding the Kawasaki 250r 250 production bikes and potential for kill switches to be knocked (they are as big as hell)...







I know it's a production bike and everything should be stock as...
But this is more of a worry than running out of fuel.....
And apparently quite common.

Maybe there should be a solution found, I.e. $5 kill switch on the LHS?

Your already allowed to change the bars and controls,With the exception of the front brake master cylinder, So I guess it comes down to personal responsibility, Taping it up or turning it upside down are asking for trouble, Anybody else see the piccie recently of Biggles with his deadman switch on his lefthand bar and his arm up indicating he was pulling in? While I'm sure Marcus wouldn't do anything dangerous on purpose, Commonsense would have told me it should be fitted to the righthand bar for a similar reason to the Ninja issue.

budda
3rd September 2014, 08:09
Your already allowed to change the bars and controls,With the exception of the front brake master cylinder, So I guess it comes down to personal responsibility, Taping it up or turning it upside down are asking for trouble, Anybody else see the piccie recently of Biggles with his deadman switch on his lefthand bar and his arm up indicating he was pulling in? While I'm sure Marcus wouldn't do anything dangerous on purpose, Commonsense would have told me it should be fitted to the righthand bar for a similar reason to the Ninja issue.

Cant believe I'm being so supportive, but AT LEAST HE HAD HIS HAND UP, unlike an awful lot of munters out there, including some of our so-called elite !

Billy
3rd September 2014, 08:13
Cant believe I'm being so supportive, but AT LEAST HE HAD HIS HAND UP, unlike an awful lot of munters out there, including some of our so-called elite !

Haha yea,

It wasn't biggles I was concerned about, Moreso any youngsters who saw the piccie and followed suit without taking the precaution of checking the cord was long enough, Also I wonder if the steward had a look at it to ensure it was safe.

Billy
3rd September 2014, 08:51
Also of note in the new rules, NOTHING has been done about the issue with the sight glass in the clutch cover, If running the original footpeg brackets and controls they have a tendency to smash the sight glass with the rearbrake lever in the event of a crash, In fact this model was singled out as a model that protective covers are not commercially available for, This is incorrect AND one of the board members charged with ratifying these rules was informed they were available ex Japan 12 months ago, Can you guess which one???? If you require one, Contact Merv Orford at Kiwistars as he obtained one over a year ago and can probably point you in the right direction

Shaun Harris
3rd September 2014, 10:00
Rules can be changed over night based on a safety issue, and as this is a proven documented safety issue, just get the rule changed to safe common sense

budda
3rd September 2014, 11:25
Rules can be changed over night based on a safety issue, and as this is a proven documented safety issue, just get the rule changed to safe common sense

Sweet Jesus, has it REALLY come to this ? People can potentially get hurt falling on their handlebars too, yet dozens of dicks are skidding around with uncapped bars, kill switches that don't, ends broken off levers, loose pegs etc etc etc ..... getting deafened by the swooshing sound of knees jerking:lol: Whats next, cant return to the track if you've fallen off ?

Billy
3rd September 2014, 11:36
Sweet Jesus, has it REALLY come to this ? People can potentially get hurt falling on their handlebars too, yet dozens of dicks are skidding around with uncapped bars, kill switches that don't, ends broken off levers, loose pegs etc etc etc ..... getting deafened by the swooshing sound of knees jerking:lol: Whats next, cant return to the track if you've fallen off ?

Calm down Twiggy,

Theres no need for any more rulechanges, The killswitch is already covered as mentioned earlier, But while considering the current changes, I would have thought there would have been some consideration given to the sightglass issue with the Ninjas, Especially given the person responsible for the wording of these rules races a Ninja, You know who I mean, Wonder if the thought was to maybe encourage the purchase of aftermarket brackets etc as opposed to a simple remedy of a clutch cover protector,

Can't return to the track!!!! What a good idea hahahaha.

budda
3rd September 2014, 11:40
Calm down Twiggy,

Theres no need for any more rulechanges, The killswitch is already covered as mentioned earlier, But while considering the current changes, I would have thought there would have been some consideration given to the sightglass issue with the Ninjas, Especially given the person responsible for the wording of these rules races a Ninja, You know who I mean, Wonder if the thought was to maybe encourage the purchase of aftermarket brackets etc as opposed to a simple remedy of a clutch cover protector,

Can't return to the track!!!! What a good idea hahahaha.

The sightglass is really only an issue for those poor unfortunates domiciled in the Wrong Island, where the track go the wrong way round. And for those who haven't learnt to stay on ............:brick:

Billy
3rd September 2014, 11:49
The sightglass is really only an issue for those poor unfortunates domiciled in the Wrong Island, where the track go the wrong way round. And for those who haven't learnt to stay on ............:brick:

Yea,

Or not, Talk to Harrick Simons about that, All though I do agree re staying on, Funny how that Island thing works aye, Was only 12 months ago I received an email from down your ways re the imminent danger of racing on dot approved tyres in the wet, A wee petition followed, But suddenly it all died off when I pointed out they may need to put drain holes in their bellypans to stop the 7 litres of water my bellypans hold causing the aquaplaning of the front wheel under brakes, Some folks just can't see the wood for the trees aye, You'd have thought peeps with over 20 years competing could have worked that out themselves, But no AND we let these Einsteins have a say in running the organisation

budda
3rd September 2014, 11:58
Yea,

Or not, Talk to Harrick Simons about that, All though I do agree re staying on, Funny how that Island thing works aye, Was only 12 months ago I received an email from down your ways re the imminent danger of racing on dot approved tyres in the wet, A wee petition followed, But suddenly it all died off when I pointed out they may need to put drain holes in their bellypans to stop the 7 litres of water my bellypans hold causing the aquaplaning of the front wheel under brakes, Some folks just can't see the wood for the trees aye, You'd have thought peeps with over 20 years competing could have worked that out themselves, But no AND we let these Einsteins have a say in running the organisation

You, of ALL people, are well aware that I have exactly no opinion:killingme

Shaun Harris
3rd September 2014, 12:09
Carefull guys, highlighting what can and does go on in the sport might just get you all deemed as attention seekers ba hahahahah

budda
3rd September 2014, 12:15
Yea,

Funny how that Island thing works aye, Was only 12 months ago I received an email from down your ways re the imminent danger of racing on dot approved tyres in the wet

That would be the same group that threatened to take me personally AND the organisation to court for not allowing them to do what they deemed safer, run slicks in the rain instead of treaded tyres:killingme

Billy
3rd September 2014, 12:21
That would be the same group that threatened to take me personally AND the organisation to court for not allowing them to do what they deemed safer, run slicks in the rain instead of treaded tyres:killingme

Some of, But not entirely, One of them stated the slicks worked TO GOOD in the wet and said he had his knee on the ground in turn 1 at Teretonga in the wet and then questioned why we made them run on dot approved tyres

budda
3rd September 2014, 12:24
Some of, But not entirely, One of them stated the slicks worked TO GOOD in the wet and said he had his knee on the ground in turn 1 at Teretonga in the wet and then questioned why we made them run on dot approved tyres

Yeah, well - I've had my whole BODY on the ground in the loop more times than some of those guys have ridden round it - never blamed my tyres, not about to start either:tugger:

Billy
3rd September 2014, 12:59
Yeah, well - I've had my whole BODY on the ground in the loop more times than some of those guys have ridden round it - never blamed my tyres, not about to start either:tugger:

So,

By tyres, Do you still mean the round black things... Michelin man hahaha, See what I did there???

budda
3rd September 2014, 13:40
So,

By tyres, Do you still mean the round black things... Michelin man hahaha, See what I did there???

That's BRIDGESTONE MAN thankyou, oh corpulent one:niceone:

quickbuck
3rd September 2014, 17:23
The sightglass is really only an issue for those poor unfortunates domiciled in the Wrong Island, where the track go the wrong way round. And for those who haven't learnt to stay on ............:brick:
Actually.... I have dropped it on the RHS a few times but clearly in the right way.
My brake lever ended up being 1/3 of the width of the original, so that is another option..... ;)

jellywrestler
3rd September 2014, 17:50
Yeah, well - I've had my whole BODY on the ground in the loo

for fucks sake if you've got any pictures I don't want to see them; ever.

Billy
3rd September 2014, 18:25
Actually.... I have dropped it on the RHS a few times but clearly in the right way.
My brake lever ended up being 1/3 of the width of the original, so that is another option..... ;)

I thought you had aftermarket rearsets on your one

Kickaha
3rd September 2014, 18:51
slicks in the rain instead of treaded tyres:killingme
On light low powered bikes they actually work a lot better in the usual torrential Teretonga rain than most people would think, good enough to win races on anyway

quickbuck
3rd September 2014, 20:43
I thought you had aftermarket rearsets on your one




Nope, still have the stock standard $220RRP Swiss Cheese original rearsets.... At least there is little chance of bending the mounts on the frame..... I do have after market pegs though.





Sent from my Nokia using Tapa talk.

Billy
3rd September 2014, 21:11
Nope, still have the stock standard $220RRP Swiss Cheese original rearsets.... At least there is little chance of bending the mounts on the frame..... I do have after market pegs though.





Sent from my Nokia using Tapa talk.

Yea,

Or $18 USD from Tyga last time I looked

quickbuck
3rd September 2014, 21:18
Yea,

Or $18 USD from Tyga last time I looked
Trouble is I couldn't race into the Tyga Show Room and nick one off the bike in there on a Saturday morning when I crashed on the second lap of practice at my first ever event.....
I was back up and running for all three races.

Bought a few spares at a lower than retail cost over the years, but never went after market.... More fool me?
Well, maybe...

sidecar bob
4th September 2014, 10:12
Re the case protector rule. I have been doing a bit of my own research with several competitors on 600's & Superbikes that have been around the pointy end of the field for a fair while.
I asked if any bikes in their classes had spilt oil due to broken cases sustained in crash damage, as I had no recollection of it myself.
Both said that they had no recollection of it at least in this century.
Maybe someone else could confirm if this is actually the situation.
If this is a fact then it beggars belief that competitors should be shackled with another cost to remedey a non existant problem.

Drew
4th September 2014, 10:30
I've seen classics do it, but can only ever recall mechanical faults causing modern bikes to drop their lunch.

Shaun Harris
4th September 2014, 10:40
I have not seen it here for a while as I have not been at the meetings if it did happen, but have seen it happen a few times in the past, so I think it is a good commen sense thing as I see preventitive maintainence better than than forced maintainence. It can also save your Alternator/generator and case cover, as well as it means less oil on the ground to clean up as well as saves time lost for the organisers and if it did happen to a rider it all but cancells out the original out lay for the parts in damage prevention also meaning you do not have to purchase and carry a spare cover and gasket etc

malcy25
4th September 2014, 12:22
I've seen classics do it, but can only ever recall mechanical faults causing modern bikes to drop their lunch.

Drew, not aware of any posties or classics doing it (that was a case break on accident, as opposed to a Suzuki rod through the bottom!!!

But, I do recall one Friday open practice before the Nationals, picking up from Castrol at Puke in the 90's a ZX9R that the Hippie was riding that puked a couple of litres of BP's finest on the track. Right hand crank end cover was smashed, probably busted as it rode over the ripple strips.

budda
4th September 2014, 12:26
Drew, not aware of any posties or classics doing it (that was a case break on accident, as opposed to a Suzuki rod through the bottom!!!

But, I do recall one Friday open practice before the Nationals, picking up from Castrol at Puke in the 90's a ZX9R that the Hippie was riding that puked a couple of litres of BP's finest on the track. Right hand crank end cover was smashed, probably busted as it rode over the ripple strips.

Which currently available protection wouldn't have prevented .......... but may have helped contain

scrivy
4th September 2014, 12:38
Fuck me.

Why don't we just go electric!!

Billy
4th September 2014, 12:47
Re the case protector rule. I have been doing a bit of my own research with several competitors on 600's & Superbikes that have been around the pointy end of the field for a fair while.
I asked if any bikes in their classes had spilt oil due to broken cases sustained in crash damage, as I had no recollection of it myself.
Both said that they had no recollection of it at least in this century.
Maybe someone else could confirm if this is actually the situation.
If this is a fact then it beggars belief that competitors should be shackled with another cost to remedey a non existant problem.

Yea,

I can think of several, The one that sticks in my mind was Rodney O'Connors ZX6 at Manfeild at the hairpin on the long circuit, Not only did several of the lead riders run off track due to the lake of oil left which Loren Poole consequently crashed in, But it held up proceedings for a considerable amount of time while it was cleaned up, Your thinking aligns with the experts who, Without consulting the commissioner had the airfence at Barrell 51 at HD taken away as nobody has hit it, Wanna talk to South Canterbury about how mmany people had hit the tyrewall that took Cam Jones life, Its a current rule worldwide AND in the grand scheme of things the cost is minimal in comparison to a life OR a meeting being canned, The clubs can't and shouldn't have to risk losing revenue due to a preventable fluid spill, I would have thought the question SHOULD have been, Why does the rule NOT cover all classes running on the full circuits or atleast at any National event???

nodrog
4th September 2014, 13:07
I can go to attwoods packing and get enough bubblewrap for everybody if it helps.

ellipsis
4th September 2014, 13:12
I can go to attwoods packing and get enough bubblewrap for everybody if it helps.


...is it the good quality stuff or that asian crap that may not work as well...maybe it should have a standards rating before we introduce it...

bluninja
4th September 2014, 13:12
I can go to attwoods packing and get enough bubblewrap for everybody if it helps.
Can you get it with a cotton wool lining?:banana:

Of course you'll have to wait till next year to get bubble wrap into the MNZ rules :lol: Perhaps you could bubble wrap Shaun's goat. BTW is that the one that flaunts itself on the verge outside Powerco?

budda
4th September 2014, 13:21
Yea,

, Wanna talk to South Canterbury about how mmany people had hit the tyrewall that took Cam Jones life, ???

Shit Billy, you know better than most not to get all emotive, especially on here.......

The number is actually, as I'm positive you know, very, very low. BUT, one life lost IS too many, and steps have been taken there to help in the HIGHLY unlikely event of a repetition

Miss you Cam ..........

sidecar bob
4th September 2014, 13:27
Rodney O Conner & Loren Poole? So it seems we have to go back over a decade to pull up a couple of instances.
I wonder what else we can pull into the rules to create a business opportunity.
Im going to apply to MNZ for everyone to have BMW tow cars with ten airbags so they are extra safe while travelling to & from meetings.
Hey, I meet the critera, so why shouldnt everybody else?
Im sure if I go back a couple of decades I can find an instance where someone got hurt towing the racebike.

scrivy
4th September 2014, 14:18
Im sure if I go back a couple of decades I can find an instance where someone got hurt towing the racebike.

Wild Bill in about 91/92??

What about getting the clap from shagging dirty hoes whilst on junkets down south?? What can I import for that?? :devil2:

jasonu
4th September 2014, 14:19
I have not seen it here for a while as I have not been at the meetings if it did happen, but have seen it happen a few times in the past, so I think it is a good commen sense thing as I see preventitive maintainence better than than forced maintainence. It can also save your Alternator/generator and case cover, as well as it means less oil on the ground to clean up as well as saves time lost for the organisers and if it did happen to a rider it all but cancells out the original out lay for the parts in damage prevention also meaning you do not have to purchase and carry a spare cover and gasket etc

Yeah I read all about it on overseas motorcycle forums...<_<

scrivy
4th September 2014, 14:21
I can go to attwoods packing and get enough bubblewrap for everybody if it helps.

No need bro, I have it here.... prove to me you're a nancy boy, and I'll give it to you for free.... :bleh:

I have about 1000mtrs of it, so stand in line ya wimpy mother fuckers....

scrivy
4th September 2014, 14:23
I can go to attwoods packing and get enough bubblewrap for everybody if it helps.

No need bro, I have it here.... prove to me you're a nancy boy, and I'll give it to you for free.... :bleh:

I have about 1000mtrs of it, so stand in line ya wimpy mother fuckers....


P.S. Got ya IOM tickets yet ya foof?? Klaffi keeps PMing me about whether you are going or not.....

Grumph
4th September 2014, 14:46
Rodney O Conner & Loren Poole? So it seems we have to go back over a decade to pull up a couple of instances.
I wonder what else we can pull into the rules to create a business opportunity.
Im going to apply to MNZ for everyone to have BMW tow cars with ten airbags so they are extra safe while travelling to & from meetings.
Hey, I meet the critera, so why shouldnt everybody else?
Im sure if I go back a couple of decades I can find an instance where someone got hurt towing the racebike.

i'm sure I can find at least 20 instances of people who SHOULD have got hurt towing the racebike...Including me (twice) - Kirby's driving, other peoples reflexes saving us...The old road trip mentality is amazing to watch.
i'd vote for the 10 airbags nowadays...the BM, not so much...

Ironic that the moderns mostly have fairings which do at least lessen the case damage but the posties and classics in the main run without anything. Mark you, given the values of some of those, you do see riders throwing them selves under the bike as it goes down...

Billy
4th September 2014, 15:15
Rodney O Conner & Loren Poole? So it seems we have to go back over a decade to pull up a couple of instances.
I wonder what else we can pull into the rules to create a business opportunity.
Im going to apply to MNZ for everyone to have BMW tow cars with ten airbags so they are extra safe while travelling to & from meetings.
Hey, I meet the critera, so why shouldnt everybody else?
Im sure if I go back a couple of decades I can find an instance where someone got hurt towing the racebike.

Yea,

But if you read the post properly, I stated that that instance stuck in my mind the most, Not that it was the last one ( That instance was nearly 2 decades ago and was just an example), Also I noticed your post stated you had canvassed a FEW competitors and then stated they BOTH said they had not experienced a crankcase failure...So just the 2 then, Thats a good reason not to have protection, Not sure re your comment on business opportunity, It was me that proposed the rulechange and I do not make engine protectors, Nor do I have any intention of doing so, Also if you read the rule, It states covers that may contact the ground, Therefore if you have wally knobs fitted correctly or the cases are behind the fairing, No problem

Billy
4th September 2014, 15:19
Shit Billy, you know better than most not to get all emotive, especially on here.......

The number is actually, as I'm positive you know, very, very low. BUT, one life lost IS too many, and steps have been taken there to help in the HIGHLY unlikely event of a repetition

Miss you Cam ..........

Haha, I wasn't being emotive, Just making a point, Why wait for the event to happen when you can do something to prevent it, Its not slipped mt attention that sidecar bob and gordy don't even race any of the machinery affected, So its my best guess theyve just got naff all to do today haha.

Besides, Why would I care. I instigated all these changes and now I'm not even a member, ENJOY hahahahaha!!!

scrivy
4th September 2014, 15:44
Also if you read the rule, It states covers that may contact the ground,

Drew will need crash covers then on his rocker cover...... :lol::whistle:

budda
4th September 2014, 15:48
Haha, , ENJOY hahahahaha!!!

You have a munted sense of humour, even for a piece of tattooed dental floss ...........:nya:

old rig
4th September 2014, 15:52
I can go to attwoods packing and get enough bubblewrap for everybody if it helps.

can you get the stuff with the extra pop

Skunk
4th September 2014, 16:23
Rodney O Conner & Loren Poole? So it seems we have to go back over a decade to pull up a couple of instances.
I wonder what else we can pull into the rules to create a business opportunity.
Im going to apply to MNZ for everyone to have BMW tow cars with ten airbags so they are extra safe while travelling to & from meetings.
Hey, I meet the critera, so why shouldnt everybody else?
Im sure if I go back a couple of decades I can find an instance where someone got hurt towing the racebike.

Triumph hi sided at Manfeild on the front and leaked everything onto the track just a few years ago. Canned the meeting.
Team I was on had case protectors that meant we could continue to complete after a low side and we didn't stop the meeting.


If it ain't smokin', it's broken.

nodrog
4th September 2014, 17:05
can you get the stuff with the extra pop

yeah, big mans bubbles!

quickbuck
4th September 2014, 18:14
But, I do recall one Friday open practice before the Nationals, picking up from Castrol at Puke in the 90's a ZX9R that the Hippie was riding that puked a couple of litres of BP's finest on the track. Right hand crank end cover was smashed, probably busted as it rode over the ripple strips.

I won't name names, but in 2010 I picked up a ZX9R at Manfeild that had a lay down in Higgins.... Managed to put about 4 litres of oil on the deck.... Well actually not quite 4, but a little goes a long way....








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Shaun Harris
4th September 2014, 18:26
[QUOTE=sidecar bob;1130767620]

I wonder what else we can pull into the rules to create a business opportunity.



Im sure a couple of the current committee will create something, OOPS there I go again rubbishing ( Parts ! ) of the Committee I must stop doing that, Sorry Sir Tuckerman and Sir Godard

jellywrestler
4th September 2014, 18:54
I can go to attwoods packing and get enough bubblewrap for everybody if it helps.

i've filled the glovebox in my car with KFC serviettes as it's cheaper than having an airbag fitted and probably will work just as well....

nodrog
4th September 2014, 19:13
i've filled the glovebox in my car with KFC serviettes as it's cheaper than having an airbag fitted and probably will work just as well....

What did you do with the greasy box?

jellywrestler
4th September 2014, 19:58
What did you do with the greasy box? She usually does the driving.

swarfie
4th September 2014, 20:42
She usually does the driving.

Does your greasy box beat you to the driving chair?....mine too :laugh::laugh:

scrivy
5th September 2014, 08:41
Does your greasy box beat you to the driving chair?....mine too :laugh::laugh:

I'm so telling your missus that tomorrow........ You're busted buddy...... :shifty::bleh:

It'll be monkey spanking for you for the next 2 years...... oh wait.....:devil2:

Shaun Harris
8th September 2014, 16:11
What did you do with the greasy box?



yea but I had 3 pigs 2 sheep and a deer weighting for a turn, so I only did it for a short time, I'm such a caring sharing person

bluninja
8th September 2014, 16:25
yea but I had 3 pigs 2 sheep and a deer weighting for a turn, so I only did it for a short time, I'm such a caring sharing person

A turn at you, or the greasy box?

Shaun Harris
8th September 2014, 17:51
A turn at you, or the greasy box?


It was actually in response to
What did you do with the greasy box?---- I Licked it clean- a most enjoyable moment
Shaun Harris fucked a goat.---- The awnser is there already

bluninja
8th September 2014, 18:43
It was actually in response to
What did you do with the greasy box?---- I Licked it clean- a most enjoyable moment
Shaun Harris fucked a goat.---- The awnser is there already

I know, but as you were being caring and generous you shared. So you were either licking or fucking...and who was doing it to whom (or what)? Some people have to pay over $100 for a deer lick :banana:

Come on this is more important than whether you cheated death or cheated at the track; more important than whether MNZ has got your goat recently (see what I did there?) :lol:

Pumba
13th September 2014, 21:12
So after receiving MNZ latest email about the "phasing in" of rules (not really sure there is anything phased about it,, if all bikes must comply before 1 Dec 2014, but I digress from the point I was wanting to make).

I didn't realise till reading it how poorly worded the sharkfin rule is:facepalm:


A chainguard or sharkfin made of suitable material MUST be fitted in such a way to prevent trapping between the lower chain run and the
final drive sprocket at the rear wheel. Machines where swingarm shape or positioning prevents fitment are excepted (for example Yamaha R1).

So, MNZ want sharkfins, BUT if it too hard don't worry about it you don't have to do it? WTF.

Dave-
13th September 2014, 21:46
So, MNZ want sharkfins, BUT if it too hard don't worry about it you don't have to do it? WTF.

No, what they're saying is that if the swing arm is shaped in such a manner that a shark fin is unnecessary.

http://cdn.yamaha-motor.eu/product_assets/2013/YZF1000R1/950-75/2013-Yamaha-YZF-R1-EU-Matt-Grey-Studio-007.jpg

See how the chain passes through the swing arm?

Grumph
14th September 2014, 06:35
It's going to be interesting to see how far that's taken in the case of swingarms which have been braced underneath. Would depend on how far back the bracing comes I'd imagine.

quickbuck
14th September 2014, 08:20
It's going to be interesting to see how far that's taken in the case of swingarms which have been braced underneath. Would depend on how far back the bracing comes I'd imagine.

Well I would suggest that if you can't get the toes of your boot into the area between the swingarm and chain in front of the drive sprocket, then it is fine.... After all that is what it is supposed to prevent right?

Grumph
14th September 2014, 08:31
Well I would suggest that if you can't get the toes of your boot into the area between the swingarm and chain in front of the drive sprocket, then it is fine.... After all that is what it is supposed to prevent right?

Oh, quite - but take another look at an R1 with the wheel right back....and not all race boots are air force issue, some are pretty small.

There is still a lot of interpretation left here and at some point in the coming season, I predict there will be shit flying....

scrivy
14th September 2014, 09:47
I predict there will be shit flying....

You mean there's gunna be a few extra girls racing to win cups then??

Shaun Harris
14th September 2014, 10:45
So after receiving MNZ latest email about the "phasing in" of rules (not really sure there is anything phased about it,, if all bikes must comply before 1 Dec 2014, but I digress from the point I was wanting to make).

I didn't realise till reading it how poorly worded the sharkfin rule is:facepalm:



So, MNZ want sharkfins, BUT if it too hard don't worry about it you don't have to do it? WTF.




Now have another read back through them and " PAY ATTENTION " the IMPORTANT parts that they have simply left out of the rules man haha and there is " NO WAY" a protest could be upheld if some one was to protest based on how the rules are Written now and Technically binding!

NO, I will not clarify what it is I am saying, but if you think outside the square you will find the extremelly important missing parts, and no one that builds there bike to the "max of the written rules" could be deemed a cheapter at all.

Are the new rules even Legit as they were released after the Agreed date as per the constitution? Ok on mnz web site it does say they asked there lawyer but but but?

I have 2 international riders that want to come and do the tri series and the NZ champs, but they are now seriously considering just doing the Tri series as they are uncomfortable with how things are being done here with the NZ Champs and the way the rules are written now, at least with the tri series the rules are extremelly clear.

Shaun Harris
14th September 2014, 10:48
You mean there's gunna be a few extra girls racing to win cups then??


He is not a girl

nodrog
14th September 2014, 10:52
Now have another read back through them and " PAY ATTENTION " the IMPORTANT parts that they have simply left out of the rules man haha and there is " NO WAY" a protest could be upheld if some one was to protest based on how the rules are Written now and Technically binding!

NO, I will not clarify what it is I am saying, but if you think outside the square you will find the extremelly important missing parts, and no one that builds there bike to the "max of the written rules" could be deemed a cheapter at all.

Are the new rules even Legit as they were released after the Agreed date as per the constitution? Ok on mnz web site it does say they asked there lawyer but but but?

I have 2 international riders that want to come and do the tri series and the NZ champs, but they are now seriously considering just doing the Tri series as they are uncomfortable with how things are being done here with the NZ Champs and the way the rules are written now, at least with the tri series the rules are extremelly clear.

http://truecrimetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/SexyGoat.jpg

scrivy
14th September 2014, 11:00
Seen at the back of your house Gordie.....
300852

Shaun Harris
14th September 2014, 12:43
http://truecrimetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/SexyGoat.jpg




NOT a Goat nodrog " THE GOAT " thankyou very much

quickbuck
14th September 2014, 15:00
Oh, quite - but take another look at an R1 with the wheel right back....and not all race boots are air force issue, some are pretty small....
Well then the rider of that bike needs to ensure that they can't get their toes in there then.... Why does it always have to be "do as little as possible to get away with it" as opposed to "do what we need to do to be as safe as we can".

As an example, I don't have to run a belly pan on my club level race bike, but I am seriously looking at incorporating one in my fairings for next season.

I don't have to run a lanyard as I won't be street racing, but it is a good idea to kill the engine before it explodes by running at 14000rpm on its side.

I don't have to run lever guards, but it can wreck your day or somebody else's if your brake lever touches another bike...

SO, your guard on your swingarm is there to stop YOUR toes being severed.... Or deflect YOUR arm from the danger zone.... (yes granted it is more likely to be another riders arm, but I personalised it to make people aware of the function of the guard).

GD66
14th September 2014, 15:44
Well then the rider of that bike needs to ensure that they can't get their toes in there then.... Why does it always have to be "do as little as possible to get away with it" as opposed to "do what we need to do to be as safe as we can".


You got that right, the shark fin has been around for a while and there are several beauties available in alloy or carbon-fibre. Why not whack your racebike up on the bench, knock off a couple of beers and turn it into a natty engineering exercise you can show off, rather than suffering through the excruciating agony of having to conform to a rule the rest of the western world pissed through years ago.

sidecar bob
14th September 2014, 16:07
You got that right, the shark fin has been around for a while and there are several beauties available in alloy or carbon-fibre. Why not whack your racebike up on the bench, knock off a couple of beers and turn it into a natty engineering exercise you can show off, rather than suffering through the excruciating agony of having to conform to a rule the rest of the western world pissed through years ago.

My bike went to Aussie a couple of years ago & failed scrutineering for lack of a shark fin.
The boys went into Cowes & bought a 20 mm thick nylon/ plastic bread board & fabricated a beautiful shark fin & attached it with hose clamps. It's far to awesome to even consider replacing with a factory made one.

jellywrestler
14th September 2014, 16:28
The boys went into Cowes & bought a 20 mm thick nylon/ plastic bread board & fabricated a beautiful shark fin & attached it with hose clamps. It's far to awesome to even consider replacing with a factory made one.real men would've gone to a motorcamp and stolen one.

husaberg
14th September 2014, 20:25
Seen at the back of your house Gordie.....

Its escalated to the bedroom...........
http://cutestuff.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/goat-jumping-on-bed.gif

Kickaha
14th September 2014, 20:33
Its escalated to the bedroom.......
That goat isn't going to be that happy once Gordy is finished with it

husaberg
14th September 2014, 20:36
That goat isn't going to be that happy once Gordy is finished with it

Maybe Gordie won't be so happy when he figures out Tina prefers the company of the Goat:msn-wink:
http://newstechnica.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/naked-woman-boa-goat.jpg

scrivy
14th September 2014, 20:44
real men would've gone to a motorcamp and stolen one.

How do you steal a motorcamp??

scrivy
14th September 2014, 20:45
Maybe Gordie won't be so happy when he figures out Tina prefers the company of the Goat:msn-wink:

Now you're just being a silly billy.......

husaberg
14th September 2014, 20:48
Now you're just being a silly billy.......

Shit just goat serious :rolleyes:

scrivy
14th September 2014, 20:53
Shit just goat serious :rolleyes:

Look Husaberg, stop acting the goat will ya!!!

('Cause Gordie will have ya!!!)

scrivy
14th September 2014, 20:56
Shit just goat serious :rolleyes:

Alpaca bag and be off then.................

husaberg
14th September 2014, 20:58
Look Husaberg, stop acting the goat will ya!!!

('Cause Gordie will have ya!!!)
Mehaaaaa Whatever floats ya goat
You kneed not worry though, I am not Gordies type.

scrivy
14th September 2014, 20:59
Shit just goat serious :rolleyes:

True bro?

What's the difference between a Goat and a ram?

You can't Goat a cock up ya missus's ass.

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:00
Alpaca bag and be off then.................

Think of the kids they wood have.

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:01
True bro?

What's the difference between a Goat and a ram?

You can't Goat a cock up ya missus's ass.

Goat any more

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:02
True bro?

What's the difference between a Goat and a ram?

You can't Goat a cock up ya missus's ass.

Brings a new meaning to mountain goat

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:02
Mehaaaaa Whatever floats ya goat
You kneed not worry though, I am not Gordies type.

Gordies type????? ANYTHING is Gordies type when he's had a few too many Coronas....

Did you hear about the dyslexic Gordie who went to a toga party dressed as a Goat?

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:07
Gordies type????? ANYTHING is Gordies type when he's had a few too many Coronas....


I was meaning heterosexual and fussy.
But I Feel Baaaaaaaaaaaaad if I have offended anyone

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:08
Goat any more
Lol.... I just goat it... !!

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:10
But I Feel Baaaaaaaaaaaaad if I have offended anyone

You have goat to be kidding right?:weird:

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:11
Lol.... I just goat it... !!

Butt Does it make you horny baby?

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:12
You have goat to be kidding right?:weird:

Oh I Didn't want to get on his goat............

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:13
Butt Does it make you horny baby?

Whatever floats your goat Husy

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:13
You have goat to be kidding right?:weird:

An't nobody goat time for that.........

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:14
Oh I Didn't want to get on his goat............

You'd be standing in line behind Drew....

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:14
Whatever floats your goat Husy

Repost second in a row now skivvy.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:17
Repost second in a row now skivvy.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hangabout, I goat this......

Here we goat again.........

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:17
You'd be standing in line behind Drew....

He'd be ginning like the cat the goat the cream...........

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:20
Hangabout, I goat this......

Here we goat again.........

But would Nodrog wake Shaun up before he goatgo, or would he plan on goating solo........

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:22
He;d be ginning like the cat the goat the cream...........

Ginning like the cat the goat the cream??? Whaaaaa you talking about bro??? You on the piss??? Your grammar has goaten bad....

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:23
Ginning like the cat the goat the cream??? Whaaaaa you talking about bro??? You on the piss??? Your grammar has goaten bad....

it was weak as cats piss butt stronger than goats licker.........
But forkid me, I have goat no idea how this all startled.....

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:26
But would Nodrog wake Shaun up before he goatgo, or would he plan on going solo........

Nodrog would just 'beat it', before he let 'Billy' Jean have a goat at it...

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:27
Oh look... all this talk of goats and hello hello... here's Kick....

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:28
Nodrog would just 'beat it', before he let 'Billy' Jean have a goat at it...

If he beat the goat off, for long enough, wood he get butter or cream (a bit cheesy yes)

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:29
it was weak as cats piss butt stronger than goats licker.........
But forkid me, I have goat no idea how this all startled.....

What do you call an unemployed goat???

Billy Idol........ <_<

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:30
Oh look... all this talk of goats and hello hello... here's Kick....

He heard the goat had grass......
hes goat to be high

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:31
I he beat the goat, off for long enough wood he get butter or cream (a bit cheesy yes)

Is that the best ya goat?? Nodoggy would get maaaaaaaargarine..... 'cause hes not natural....

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:31
What do you call an unemployed goat???

Billy Idol........ <_<

Billly.... billie don't you lose my numb baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:35
Is that the best ya goat?? Nodoggy would get maaaaaaaargarine..... 'cause hes not natural....

He would say I slapped that bitch silly, till she went and goat me a sandwhich........

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:36
He heard the goat had grass......
hes goat to be high

I reckon one of us on here has goata be smoking sumpin!!! Kick....? He's always acting the goat, he don't smoke grass, he eats it..... Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:36
I don't know if I have nanny more left..............

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:38
Billly.... billie don't you lose my numb baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why you so mean to Gordon??

Just 'cause his favourite movie is Billy Elliot..... you calling him gay or a beast??

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:40
Why you so mean to Gordon??

Just 'cause his favourite movie is Billy Elliot..... you calling him gay or a beast??

Gordie has goat to be roped in a bit.

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:44
Gordie has goat to be roped in a bit.

'You may be right'. Nodoggy stayed here last Friday and Saturday night, and he sleep talked the words to his favourite song.... from 'Billy' Joel....

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:48
'You may be right'. Nodoggy stayed here last Friday and Saturday night, and he sleep talked the words to his favourite song.... from 'Billy' Joel....

If he sung any MOtown I would like to HAIR about it...........
He does have his soft side though much like a cashmere jumper.........

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:49
Gordie has goat to be roped in a bit.

Yip! He's out of control.
His favourite goat type is Nigerian Dwarf apparantely......

What is it with sickos and dwarf porn???

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:54
Yip! He's out of control.
His favourite goat type is Nigerian Dwarf apparantely......

What is it with sickos and dwarf porn???

he's certainly goat a problem, its a bit or a worry that.
at least it would be more palletable for Tina cleaning up after the goat rather than picking up Gordies shit

scrivy
14th September 2014, 21:55
but don't be hard on him, he's just a scapegoat for Drew.....


Okay, I will say it.... I won't sugargoat it..... Hes a sick fuck!!!

husaberg
14th September 2014, 21:59
He had on his phone alot of Baaaaaaabara Streisand songs - like 'Evergreen', and 'Guilty'........ but don't be hard on him, he's just a scapegoat for Drew.....

Drews cum over all soft now he's gone and goat all pc (penis caprises)

husaberg
14th September 2014, 22:03
Okay, I will say it.... I won't sugargoat it..... Hes a sick fuck!!!
I can't figure out what you are Saanen

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:04
he's certainly goat a problem, its a bit or a worry that.
at least it would be more palletable for Tina cleaning up after the goat rather than picking up Gordies shit

You should have seen the look on Godrogs face when he thought he heard Tina say 'I'm almost ready, just have to put on my pettigoat'.........
He was grinning like a spoilt kid...... thought he was gunna get some.... mentioned to Tina he liked deepgoat...

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:07
I can't figure out what you are Saanen

You not been to Switzerland?? Jump on a hairplane and see for yourself....

husaberg
14th September 2014, 22:07
You should have seen the look on Godrogs face when he thought he heard Tina say 'I'm almost ready, just have to put on my pettigoat'.........
He was grinning like a spoilt kid...... thought he was gunna get some.... mentioned to Tina he liked deepgoat...

I bet he got leathered up and then had to go hide and have a nappa.
A tasty bit of strumpet like Tina kneads to be handled with kid gloves.

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:11
I bet he got leathered up and then had to go hide and have a nappa.
A tasty bit of strumpet like Tina kneads to be handled with kid gloves.

Well there you go..... see there's the problem, his gloves are velcro..... he likes to make sure he doesn't slip out mid stroke..... if you believe the anecgoatal evidence......

husaberg
14th September 2014, 22:12
You not been to Switzerland?? Jump on a hairplane and see for yourself....

I bet we are boaring people........ when I herd Gordie had an interest in goat breeding I think Tina misunderstood and (like the MNZ did with Shaun) clearly got the wrong end of the stick.

husaberg
14th September 2014, 22:15
Well there you go..... see there's the problem, his gloves are velcro..... he likes to make sure he doesn't slip out mid stroke..... if you believe the anecgoatal evidence......

If the oversize gumboots fits Gordie always says Nubian.....

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:18
I bet we are boaring people........ when I herd Gordie had an interest in goat breeding I think Tina misunderstood and (like the MNZ did with Shaun) clearly got the wrong end of the stick.

Boaring people?? That's their problem! They can drill all they want! Did you see Gordons beard a few weeks back?? He did look feral - I kid you not!!
They say pets look like their owners.......
This thread is a cluster fuck...... rather beastly I'd say.....

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:22
If the oversize gumboots fits Gordie always says Nubian.....

Even the witch doctor there was scared of Nodrugs! Reckoned the only bone he was having was the one in his nose..... Nodrag said he could accommodate it.....

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:24
clearly got the wrong end of the stick.

You mean they got the pole instead?????????????:shifty:

husaberg
14th September 2014, 22:26
Even the witch doctor there was scared of Nodrugs! Reckoned the only bone he was having was the one in his nose..... Nodrag said he could accommodate it.....

Gordies just been fingered by some old Nanny in a Maaaaaaaaaaternity suit (said to be mohair )
he still reckons
the kid is not his son ...its just the girl that says that he is the one........
He say I can't be that's kids father
cause nodog only gave it to the nanny........ up the bum

husaberg
14th September 2014, 22:28
You mean they got the pole instead?????????????:shifty:

It way be trolling but I think it was a bridge to far, that he came trip tropping across he said he went there because the ass was definitely greener........

Mental Trousers
14th September 2014, 22:29
...


...

Will you two fuck off and get a room.

husaberg
14th September 2014, 22:30
Will you two fuck off and get a room.

Shane We are only kidding about Gordie not using condoms....... hes not irresponsible.
Everything in moderation
he doesn't want to be supporting whole flocks of kids or anything

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:30
Gordies just been fingered by some old Nanny in a Maaaaaaaaaaternity suit (said to be mohair )
he recons the kid is not his son though

Godrogly is a friggin liar...... just like Michael Jackson...... it will be his son..... and Gordie gets fingered by everyone............

scrivy
14th September 2014, 22:31
Will you two fuck off and get a room.

Geezuz, fuck just one goat......

But since you said it nicely......

I've goata go to beddie byes now anyhoo......

I hope the grass is greener in the bedroom.......

At least I can act the goat in there without being chewed out......

jasonu
15th September 2014, 04:25
So after receiving MNZ latest email about the "phasing in" of rules (not really sure there is anything phased about it,, if all bikes must comply before 1 Dec 2014, but I digress from the point I was wanting to make).

I didn't realise till reading it how poorly worded the sharkfin rule is:facepalm:



So, MNZ want sharkfins, BUT if it too hard don't worry about it you don't have to do it? WTF.

Words like 'suitable' are not ideal in rule making either.

jasonu
15th September 2014, 04:27
No, what they're saying is that if the swing arm is shaped in such a manner that a shark fin is unnecessary.

http://cdn.yamaha-motor.eu/product_assets/2013/YZF1000R1/950-75/2013-Yamaha-YZF-R1-EU-Matt-Grey-Studio-007.jpg

See how the chain passes through the swing arm?

Maybe so but it is NOT what the rule actually says. What you have done is interpreted the rule. Maybe you are correct. Others may interpret it differently. Maybe they are correct. A properly written rule should not be open to different interpretations.

nodrog
15th September 2014, 17:38
fuck and I thought Shaun had a Brain injury.

Dave-
15th September 2014, 21:58
Maybe so but it is NOT what the rule actually says. What you have done is interpreted the rule. Maybe you are correct. Others may interpret it differently. Maybe they are correct. A properly written rule should not be open to different interpretations.

No, I'm clarifying the rule for Pumba.

Some how he has read:

"Machines where swingarm shape or positioning prevents fitment are excepted (for example Yamaha R1)"

as:

"... if it too hard don't worry about it you don't have to do it ..."

The former should not be interpreted as the latter, unless you're mental, which is quite possible, road racing draws folk from all walks of life.

I don't think this is a rule that needs much clarification at this stage, I certainly wouldn't be too up in arms about it. There are rules that need more attention than this one.

Shaun Harris
16th September 2014, 07:20
fuck and I thought Shaun had a Brain injury.



I DID, but even when I had it I made a lot more sense than currently discusses subject.

nodrog
16th September 2014, 07:29
I DID, but even when I had it I made a lot more sense than currently discusses subject.

Bia cooler blong me?

Shaun Harris
16th September 2014, 08:44
Bia cooler blong me?



ok, I'll play-- what you on about willis?

scrivy
16th September 2014, 08:49
Bia cooler blong me?

Lol!! Mi Dink albort to expuded!!! :laugh:

Shaun Harris
16th September 2014, 09:19
Lol!! Mi Dink albort to expuded!!! :laugh:




rrrrrrrrrrr now I get it:bleh:--- The HIGHS are great though and free and legal

sidecar bob
16th September 2014, 09:57
Bia cooler blong me?

Mi wantem Tusker!!

scrivy
16th September 2014, 09:59
Mi wantem Tusker!!

Mi wantem pountang....!!!

ellipsis
16th September 2014, 10:33
...you all need fucking...

Shaun Harris
16th September 2014, 10:40
...you all need fucking...



Not with MY GOAT

Drew
16th September 2014, 16:45
I DID, but even when I had it I made a lot more sense than currently discusses subject.

You didn't, and rarely fucken do now!

scrivy
16th September 2014, 17:35
You didn't, and rarely fucken do now!

Mi wantem Tusker too!!! :lol:

Mind you, can't get the bitter taste outta my mouth..... ;)

Shaun Harris
17th September 2014, 08:54
You didn't, and rarely fucken do now!



yea yea the biggest troll on the net, do you ever start any thing original or is it you just have to open your big useless mouth all the time to tell the world you are alive still

scrivy
17th September 2014, 09:47
yea yea the biggest troll on the net, do you ever start any thing original or is it you just have to open your big useless mouth all the time to tell the world you are alive still

Drews alive??? Fark me.... his laptimes don't show it...... :shutup::love::shifty:


(That's a wind up for Hampers Drew - to beat a 600....)

nodrog
17th September 2014, 09:59
Drews alive??? Fark me.... his laptimes don't show it...... :shutup::love::shifty:


(That's a wind up for Hampers Drew - to beat a 600....)

Fuck you're a cunt.

Drew smoked every body last year, to turn 1.

The rest off the track is pretty cool too Drew.

scrivy
17th September 2014, 15:33
Fuck you're a cunt.


:crybaby::crybaby::grouphug::grouphug::finger::fin ger:
Sort of in that order......

:shutup::shutup::shutup::love:

Drew
17th September 2014, 16:15
(That's a wind up for Hampers Drew - to beat a 600....)I'm confident it's going good.....I'm not confident enough to bet that we won't get a pasting from a 600.

If we can get close enough to ya though, you'll back off for fear of Tracey if you scratch it. Whereas we are well known for not being overly worried about fucking our shit up.

scrivy
17th September 2014, 21:36
I'm confident it's going good.....I'm not confident enough to bet that we won't get a pasting from a 600.

If we can get close enough to ya though, you'll back off for fear of Tracey if you scratch it. Whereas we are well known for not being overly worried about fucking our shit up.

Lol!! Bobs swinging on it bro...... he will never tell me to back off if we can pass you. Don't think he'll be too bothered if it gets scratched as long as we can beat you....... but rest assured, your straight line speed will fuck us up. Also your grunt up the hill will see us off.
You'll be safe as bro!
Unless its wet......... :banana:

Remember, me n Bob ain't little Tracey and Teenie.

husaberg
17th September 2014, 21:41
Lol!! Bobs swinging on it bro...... he will never tell me to back off if we can pass you. Don't think he'll be too bothered if it gets scratched as long as we can beat you....... but rest assured, your straight line speed will fuck us up. Also your grunt up the hill will see us off.
You'll be safe as bro!
Unless its wet......... :banana:

Remember, me n Bob ain't little Tracey and Teenie.

One of the top 500gp riders used to get his girlfriend to flash her rather nice tits at the start of the main straight during qualifying.
(Just saying) :rolleyes:

quickbuck
17th September 2014, 22:53
One of the top 500gp riders used to get his girlfriend to flash her rather nice tits at the start of the main straight during qualifying.
(Just saying) :rolleyes:

Now, there should be rules for that....

Drew
18th September 2014, 05:33
Lol!! Bobs swinging on it bro...... he will never tell me to back off if we can pass you. Don't think he'll be too bothered if it gets scratched as long as we can beat you....... but rest assured, your straight line speed will fuck us up. Also your grunt up the hill will see us off.
You'll be safe as bro!
Unless its wet......... :banana:

Remember, me n Bob ain't little Tracey and Teenie.Yeah, but you continually fail to mention that you're a freak when it comes to piloting these things.

scrivy
18th September 2014, 09:16
One of the top 500gp riders used to get his girlfriend to flash her rather nice tits at the start of the main straight during qualifying.
(Just saying) :rolleyes:

You sick fuck... you wanna see Bobs crank???:gob:

scrivy
18th September 2014, 09:18
Yeah, but you continually fail to mention that you're a freak when it comes to piloting these things.

Dude, I can't even fit into the pink thing yet.....

(Actually that sounds quite rude don't it!!)

Shaun Harris
18th September 2014, 09:43
Dude, I can't even fit into the pink thing yet.....

(Actually that sounds quite rude don't it!!)



special skills never go away man, they just get done a little calmer

husaberg
18th September 2014, 11:40
You sick fuck... you wanna see Bobs crank???:gob:

Definitely not.....(but I am admittedly pretty sick, but even I have limits) I personally think it bad enough that Tracey has to see it.

scrivy
18th September 2014, 12:38
Definitely not.....(but I am admittedly pretty sick, but even I have limits) I personally think it bad enough that Tracey has to see it.

Yeah right!!!! Do you think if Traceys seen it she'd take it????
She's always taking it from behind so she doesn't have to look at it!!!

husaberg
18th September 2014, 18:09
Yeah right!!!! Do you think if Traceys seen it she'd take it????
She's always taking it from behind so she doesn't have to look at it!!!

I guess Tracey signed up for butter or worse.............

scrivy
18th September 2014, 19:49
I guess Tracey signed up for butter or worse.............
To have and be told......

husaberg
18th September 2014, 19:52
To have and be told......

For which her four pawer..........

scrivy
18th September 2014, 20:03
For which her four pawer..........
To gag on it nightly and take it up the bum.




Oh woops.... just typing out loud again....

husaberg
18th September 2014, 20:56
To gag on it nightly and take it up the bum.
Oh woops.... ....
Whats that shit got to do with the MaNZ rules

scrivy
18th September 2014, 21:14
Whats that shit got to do with the MaNZ rules

Oh..... we werent talking about MNZ?

husaberg
18th September 2014, 21:17
Oh..... we werent talking about MNZ?

I was what were ewe talking about?

scrivy
18th September 2014, 21:19
I was what were ewe talking about?
Just the usual huMaNZ ramblings

ellipsis
19th September 2014, 00:50
...do you cunts wealize that eveywun on the planet on a motorcycle racing forum is reading this...and, that cunt key and the gcsb bastards are too...and the fucking NSA...for fuck sake, tone it down...you are all culpable of sullying the name of MNZ...you fucking bastards...I dont want to have to come back and yell at you...stop it.. fuck it you made me miss a dot, arseholes... .

scrivy
19th September 2014, 08:42
...do you cunts wealize that eveywun on the planet on a motorcycle racing forum is reading this...and, that cunt key and the gcsb bastards are too...and the fucking NSA...for fuck sake, tone it down...you are all culpable of sullying the name of MNZ...you fucking bastards...I dont want to have to come back and yell at you...stop it.. fuck it you made me miss a dot, arseholes... .

Geezuz!!!! You're talking MadNesZ again Ellipsis......

Key, NSA, GCSB....???

Right then, where do I start???

BOMB
OBAMA
ANAL PROBING
SUICIDE BOMBERS
MASS SURVEILLANCE
PUBLIC DEATHS
INTERNET MANA PARTY
KIM DUMP CUM

Let's see if my internet sloooooowwwsssss downnnnnnnnnnn........

Shaun Harris
19th September 2014, 09:51
Geezuz!!!! You're talking MadNesZ again Ellipsis......

Key, NSA, GCSB....???

Right then, where do I start???

BOMB
OBAMA
ANAL PROBING
SUICIDE BOMBERS
MASS SURVEILLANCE
PUBLIC DEATHS
INTERNET MANA PARTY
KIM DUMP CUM

Let's see if my internet sloooooowwwsssss downnnnnnnnnnn........





Yiz dun it now, the fat wobbly Nazi cretin wil be after you-

scrivy
19th September 2014, 11:26
Yiz dun it now, the fat wobbly Nazi cretin wil be after you-

He can hack into my computer anytime he wants to the fat fuck......... he'll only find lots of porn - probably stuff he's already got on his computer.....

Shaun Harris
19th September 2014, 12:48
He can hack into my computer anytime he wants to the fat fuck......... he'll only find lots of porn - probably stuff he's already got on his computer.....



Jim Tuckerman could learn a bit from this man, but god save the goats if he does

Drew
19th September 2014, 21:10
Jim Tuckerman could learn a bit from this man, but god save the goats if he does

You look to be a tad bitter. Got anything to do with MNZ being quite public about wanting to crucify your scrawny arse?

scrivy
19th September 2014, 21:19
You look to be a tad bitter. Got anything to do with MNZ being quite public about wanting to crucify your scrawny arse?

Whats hapn with Shauns licence?

nodrog
19th September 2014, 21:22
You look to be a tad bitter. Got anything to do with MNZ being quite public about wanting to crucify your scrawny arse?

post a link mofo!

http://www.mnz.co.nz/news/news-detail/2014/09/16/press-release---motorcycling-new-zealand-acts-on-admission-of-cheating

husaberg
19th September 2014, 21:25
post a link mofo!

http://www.mnz.co.nz/news/news-detail/2014/09/16/press-release---motorcycling-new-zealand-acts-on-admission-of-cheating

Any publicity is good publicity...... John Key's crew could spin that.... Shaun might be a terrorist.... Shaun is an Irish name isn't it...........:lol:

scrivy
19th September 2014, 21:42
Any publicity is good publicity...... John Key's crew could spin that.... Shaun might be a terrorist.... Shaun is an Irish name isn't it...........:lol:
I cant recall that.... errr.... he may well be right...... it was a long time ago.... at the end of the day....

Hmmmm... Has Shaun been getn advice from JKs PR team?

pritch
19th September 2014, 22:02
"Motorcycling New Zealand is undertaking a full investigation into the admission of cheating recently made by multi Motorcycling New Zealand Champion Shaun Harris. The admission came from both social media and in a formal communication to the administration of Motorcycling New Zealand Inc."

Social media? KiwiBiker is social media? Who'da thunk it. Much the time it's more like anti-social media. :girlfight:

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 08:39
Whats hapn with Shauns licence?



there was a date set of the 22-8-14 to deal with this, but they could not deal with it then ( As there is NO Evidence) so announced once again that they are doing another full enquirey into it and NZMOTO released there announcement on to face book, but then NZMOTO removed it from public comments of face book for some very strange reason, and Jim Tuckerman has lied by saying I admitted to cheating in a phone call conversation regarding it with MNZ staff/members. With out proof there is nothing to investigate, and Robert Taylor the suspension builder has told me that he has told the Board that he could not swear on a bible saying I ever used these parts that he built for me, so now it is just a beating of the chest by Tuckerman and Goddard, the 2 members that I have publicly called for removal from there rolls on this SOCIAL MEDIA network! Tuckerman because he is a bully and does not act according to his position description lies and manipulates situations whilst not giving a toss about how much money he is spending of the owners ( The licence holders) of mnz bank account, and Goddard as he has obvious conflicting issues with his roll as he is a parts importer distributor. We already lost Billy The best person there has been in that roll in a bloody long time due to the certain few clowns on the board.

Apparently my attempt at slowing down the cheating that goes on in the sport is bringing the sport into disrepute haha yea write, MNZ actions or lack of and continuiously putting there decision making process off and re posting it onto there main page is what is bringing the sport into disrepute, along with NZMOTO posting it up onto face book being a world wide social media network. There is a massive history of documented illegal bikes being let off with no punishment when there should have been to set an example to deter others from doing it. Some will use this as a way to attch me personally, that I accept but do ask you to seriously consider if you are really happy with the way the board ( Certain ones only) are doing there job. I am in a position to not be under there spell and cannot and will not be bullied nor ignored by them as I am NOT a MNZ Member but still care for our sport.

Jim Tuckermans wife contacted me via ph and text to ask me if I would organise an appeal to do with a matter that went down last year ( Ya see Jim and I and his wife once got along) and said that they would transfer the appeal fee into my bank account to use to do it, why would Jim Tuckerman want to challenge a decision made by his team? To me the lack of proffessionalism in this case is a clear case of him bringing the sport into disrepute, of course the text communication regarding this is still in my phone account history.

How about the bikes that had Air scoops fitted when they never came out with air scoops and got no penalties

Bike/s with close ratio gearboxes last season

Bikes with NON OEM bolts in there swingarms so as to get a longer wheelbase ( Deffinate advantage gained if that was what the rider was after)

I am simply the Goat ( Knew I would get her back in here some where) that has opened this can or worms, I asked Jim Tuckerman when he was threataning a 5 year ban of me over this to ban me for life from the NZ champs as an example to how they would deal with cheating, but did he, hell no as that would mean he did not get to beat his stick himself. Sadly this has cost me a racing contract for the TT for next year as I could not sign it in good faith due to the investigation of the failed investigation. Jim has his old boys club licking each others shanks continuiosly believing they are write and all others are not, one of them even holds a trophy and title to a championship class that never even technically existed ( I actually like this guy but but but) Then there is Mr T Heaphy in there doing and saying very strange and very potentually dangerous things with his involvement of the Street race and letting kids on Bikes without helmets etc etc, man this is all total bullshit by people miss using there power.

This one really cracks me up and buggered if I can find a rule to support it either

A Rider gets BANNED FOR LIFE for doing wheel stands at Paeroa hahahaha my god what a power trip ruling

Also how does a rider go 1.4 seconds a lap faster than he ever has on the same brand of equipment built to the letter of the class rules without ever having ridden that motorbike before (NO NEED TO MENTION RIDER NAME AS HE IS ONLY THE RIDER) Guess it must have just been one of the good ones out of the box eh Mr Goddard

The Chow
20th September 2014, 08:51
there was a date set of the 22-8-14 to deal with this, but they could not deal with it then ( As there is NO Evidence) so announced once again that they are doing another full enquirey into it and NZMOTO released there announcement on to face book, but then NZMOTO removed it from public comments of face book for some very strange reason, and Jim Tuckerman has lied by saying I admitted to cheating in a phone call conversation regarding it with MNZ staff/members. With out proof there is nothing to investigate, and Robert Taylor the suspension builder has told me that he has told the Board that he could not swear on a bible saying I ever used these parts that he built for me, so now it is just a beating of the chest by Tuckerman and Goddard, the 2 members that I have publicly called for removal from there rolls on this SOCIAL MEDIA network! Tuckerman because he is a bully and does not act according to his position description lies and manipulates situations whilst not giving a toss about how much money he is spending of the owners ( The licence holders) of mnz bank account, and Goddard as he has obvious conflicting issues with his roll as he is a parts importer distributor. We already lost Billy The best person there has been in that roll in a bloody long time due to the certain few clowns on the board.

Apparently my attempt at slowing down the cheating that goes on in the sport is bringing the sport into disrepute haha yea write, MNZ actions or lack of and continuiously putting there decision making process off and re posting it onto there main page is what is bringing the sport into disrepute, along with NZMOTO posting it up onto face book being a world wide social media network. There is a massive history of documented illegal bikes being let off with no punishment when there should have been to set an example to deter others from doing it. Some will use this as a way to attch me personally, that I accept but do ask you to seriously consider if you are really happy with the way the board ( Certain ones only) are doing there job. I am in a position to not be under there spell and cannot and will not be bullied nor ignored by them as I am NOT a MNZ Member but still care for our sport.

Jim Tuckermans wife contacted me via ph and text to ask me if I would organise an appeal to do with a matter that went down last year ( Ya see Jim and I and his wife once got along) and said that they would transfer the appeal fee into my bank account to use to do it, why would Jim Tuckerman want to challenge a decision made by his team? To me the lack of proffessionalism in this case is a clear case of him bringing the sport into disrepute, of course the text communication regarding this is still in my phone account history.

How about the bikes that had Air scoops fitted when they never came out with air scoops and got no penalties

Bike/s with close ratio gearboxes last season

Bikes with NON OEM bolts in there swingarms so as to get a longer wheelbase ( Deffinate advantage gained if that was what the rider was after)

I am simply the Goat ( Knew I would get her back in here some where) that has opened this can or worms, I asked Jim Tuckerman when he was threataning a 5 year ban of me over this to ban me for life from the NZ champs as an example to how they would deal with cheating, but did he, hell no as that would mean he did not get to beat his stick himself. Sadly this has cost me a racing contract for the TT for next year as I could not sign it in good faith due to the investigation of the failed investigation. Jim has his old boys club licking each others shanks continuiosly believing they are write and all others are not, one of them even holds a trophy and title to a championship class that never even technically existed ( I actually like this guy but but but) Then there is Mr T Heaphy in there doing and saying very strange and very potentually dangerous things with his involvement of the Street race and letting kids on Bikes without helmets etc etc, man this is all total bullshit by people miss using there power.

This one really cracks me up and buggered if I can find a rule to support it either

A Rider gets BANNED FOR LIFE for doing wheel stands at Paeroa hahahaha my god what a power trip ruling

Also how does a rider go 1.4 seconds a lap faster than he ever has on the same brand of equipment built to the letter of the class rules without ever having ridden that motorbike before (NO NEED TO MENTION RIDER NAME AS HE IS ONLY THE RIDER) Guess it must have just been one of the good ones out of the box eh Mr Goddard

The MNZ release was published on the motorsport website www.nzmotorracing.com and www.mnz.co.nz before I posted it on NZ Moto. I deleted from the page as I said to you in a PM , I didn't want to get caught up in all this. I also deleted it because you put comments on the website which I was uneasy with, as it is possible that I could potentially be sued for your remarks on my website. Shaun fight your own battle , don't bring me in to it thanks.

nodrog
20th September 2014, 08:52
there was a date set of the 22-8-14 to deal with this, but they could not deal with it then ( As there is NO Evidence) so announced once again that they are doing another full enquirey into it and NZMOTO released there announcement on to face book, but then NZMOTO removed it from public comments of face book for some very strange reason, and Jim Tuckerman has lied by saying I admitted to cheating in a phone call conversation regarding it with MNZ staff/members. With out proof there is nothing to investigate, and Robert Taylor the suspension builder has told me that he has told the Board that he could not swear on a bible saying I ever used these parts that he built for me, so now it is just a beating of the chest by Tuckerman and Goddard, the 2 members that I have publicly called for removal from there rolls on this SOCIAL MEDIA network! Tuckerman because he is a bully and does not act according to his position description lies and manipulates situations whilst not giving a toss about how much money he is spending of the owners ( The licence holders) of mnz bank account, and Goddard as he has obvious conflicting issues with his roll as he is a parts importer distributor. We already lost Billy The best person there has been in that roll in a bloody long time due to the certain few clowns on the board.

Apparently my attempt at slowing down the cheating that goes on in the sport is bringing the sport into disrepute haha yea write, MNZ actions or lack of and continuiously putting there decision making process off and re posting it onto there main page is what is bringing the sport into disrepute, along with NZMOTO posting it up onto face book being a world wide social media network. There is a massive history of documented illegal bikes being let off with no punishment when there should have been to set an example to deter others from doing it. Some will use this as a way to attch me personally, that I accept but do ask you to seriously consider if you are really happy with the way the board ( Certain ones only) are doing there job. I am in a position to not be under there spell and cannot and will not be bullied nor ignored by them as I am NOT a MNZ Member but still care for our sport.

Jim Tuckermans wife contacted me via ph and text to ask me if I would organise an appeal to do with a matter that went down last year ( Ya see Jim and I and his wife once got along) and said that they would transfer the appeal fee into my bank account to use to do it, why would Jim Tuckerman want to challenge a decision made by his team? To me the lack of proffessionalism in this case is a clear case of him bringing the sport into disrepute, of course the text communication regarding this is still in my phone account history.

How about the bikes that had Air scoops fitted when they never came out with air scoops and got no penalties

Bike/s with close ratio gearboxes last season

Bikes with NON OEM bolts in there swingarms so as to get a longer wheelbase ( Deffinate advantage gained if that was what the rider was after)

I am simply the Goat ( Knew I would get her back in here some where) that has opened this can or worms, I asked Jim Tuckerman when he was threataning a 5 year ban of me over this to ban me for life from the NZ champs as an example to how they would deal with cheating, but did he, hell no as that would mean he did not get to beat his stick himself. Sadly this has cost me a racing contract for the TT for next year as I could not sign it in good faith due to the investigation of the failed investigation. Jim has his old boys club licking each others shanks continuiosly believing they are write and all others are not, one of them even holds a trophy and title to a championship class that never even technically existed ( I actually like this guy but but but) Then there is Mr T Heaphy in there doing and saying very strange and very potentually dangerous things with his involvement of the Street race and letting kids on Bikes without helmets etc etc, man this is all total bullshit by people miss using there power.

This one really cracks me up and buggered if I can find a rule to support it either

A Rider gets BANNED FOR LIFE for doing wheel stands at Paeroa hahahaha my god what a power trip ruling

Also how does a rider go 1.4 seconds a lap faster than he ever has on the same brand of equipment built to the letter of the class rules without ever having ridden that motorbike before (NO NEED TO MENTION RIDER NAME AS HE IS ONLY THE RIDER) Guess it must have just been one of the good ones out of the box eh Mr Goddard

Translation : -

I hit my head once, then I saw somebody on tv admit he was a cheat, I thought that was a good idea so I did the same, I have now changed my mind, so it cant be true.

sort of like if I close my eyes you cant see me.

Dumbass.

husaberg
20th September 2014, 08:58
Shaun with the greatest of respect for your accomplishments in the past and maybe your reasoning for doing this.
I personally hate cheating because if they are not caught or others get away with it causes everyone to do it or think they need to.
Rule interpretation is another matter, clever use of wording is fair game
That aside Ya bloody started a thread that said.
I CHEATED...............
Maybe I sort of cheated....Or I could well have cheated, might have been more apt.

nodrog
20th September 2014, 08:59
A Rider gets BANNED FOR LIFE for doing wheel stands at Paeroa hahahaha my god what a power trip ruling



No Dumbarse, he was banned for doing something that is clearly stated (at riders briefing and in bold letters on the entry form) not to be done, repeatedly.

And no I don't agree with the decision, but if you are going to repeatedly stick your arse out in a gay bar sooner or later somebody will stick a cock in it.

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 09:06
The MNZ release was published on the motorsport website www.nzmotorracing.com and www.mnz.co.nz before I posted it on NZ Moto. I deleted from the page as I said to you in a PM , I didn't want to get caught up in all this. I also deleted it because you put comments on the website which I was uneasy with, as it is possible that I could potentially be sued for your remarks on my website. Shaun fight your own battle , don't bring me in to it thanks.


Was not trying to bring you into it at all Ian, was just mass media explaining why the discussion was removed from A world wide media out let ie Facebook that was posted on there by you with write intensions I am sure.

sidecar bob
20th September 2014, 09:11
I take exception to you sticking the boot into Trevor there Shaun.
The man is a passionate supporter of racing & gives a huge amount of his time to the sport in a thankless non racing role & is also the most reasonable & accommodating steward you could wish to have at a meeting without being an officious dickhead in any way. Sometimes he has to make big calls at very short notice & these are invariably right on the button, especially after a week of reflecting on them, long after the adrenaline & sweat have gone, example, canning round two at Paeroa this year.
Patrick knows why he was banned, & while I have plenty of time for both parties, Trev made the correct call based on what Gordon said earlier, although I'm not sure how he would sit with the analogy.

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 09:35
No Dumbarse, he was banned for doing something that is clearly stated (at riders briefing and in bold letters on the entry form) not to be done, repeatedly.

And no I don't agree with the decision, but if you are going to repeatedly stick your arse out in a gay bar sooner or later somebody will stick a cock in it.





I will take the REAMING man as it has put me in a position where I can speak the whole truth ( Some thing many many on here would like to do but cannot due to there licence and unfortunate association) with NO FAIR or bullshit pollitics being pulled against me at sign on for event for example, as I am not a member there is Nothing MNZ can do to me. I gave them a healthy option and suggesting of punishment so as to set an example and they chose to ignore it, Honestly I do not even believe Jim Tuckerman would have told them of my verbal suggestion of punishment to him him, again him running the sinking ship in his own way. Emails apaire from the office which were obviously worded by him but come out as they were written in the office itself, he even has Vicky doing things that technically she should not be, but his bully style really spreads.

What ever did happen over the rumoured assult charge of a women and a certain board member, haha now it;s dirty politics. I will take what ever slagging I get from this as we are all entitled to our opinions, but I will also stand up and fight this for as long as I need too and to get change made with in the MNZ board set up. There is nothing in this for me apart from abuse.

15 clubs offering a vote of NO CONFIDENCE gets rid of the rot in MNZ over night team, so if you are not happy either with how things are miss mananged by certain memembers on the board, stop your pit huddles and snivelling about how bad things are and stand up and get active and make the whole scene better for young and old. Take a look at the finances before Jim Tuckerman took over, MNZ had a healthy bank account and saved around a $100K a year with NO PAID ceo as such, but still around that $100K amount has dissapared to where for what? All the money that used to come in from sponsors of the road race scene, where has all that gone and who;s company name had naming writes last year to a class for a pathetic % of what was being paid prior. It is really a mess inside there world folk, and massive respect to Greg percival and the other new members of the board for stepping in and trying to help with all the bullshit going on in the back ground. The wording of the rules released after the date set out by MNZ protocall are bloody shocking and very open to enterpretation in ONE class in paticular, making it a money wins class if you read the rules with the intension of building the very best thing based on the rules. Ok we ended up with a Motox de nations team, but NOT untill the story had made NATIONAL and WORLD WIDE NEWS about the incompitence of the lack of action from the board and Jim Tuckerman to put a PAID FOR show on the road, probally a little to sick at the time to send some emails or make a couple of phone calls to find some fast kiwi motox riders that would like a paid for chance at taking on some of the very best motox riders in the world.

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 09:42
I take exception to you sticking the boot into Trevor there Shaun.
The man is a passionate supporter of racing & gives a huge amount of his time to the sport in a thankless non racing role & is also the most reasonable & accommodating steward you could wish to have at a meeting without being an officious dickhead in any way. Sometimes he has to make big calls at very short notice & these are invariably right on the button, especially after a week of reflecting on them, long after the adrenaline & sweat have gone, example, canning round two at Paeroa this year.
Patrick knows why he was banned, & while I have plenty of time for both parties, Trev made the correct call based on what Gordon said earlier, although I'm not sure how he would sit with the analogy.


I agree Trevor has done a lot of good over the years, but but but, Jim Tuckerman actually has done good in the past also but but but and so on it goes when rot has moved in, the core needs Sqaushing to grow a fresh healthy plant.

nodrog
20th September 2014, 09:42
...... I gave them a healthy option and suggesting of punishment so as to set an example and they chose to ignore it...

Your uncle Rolf Harris probably has some suggestions for his punishment, I bet they ignore him too.


Retard.

sidecar bob
20th September 2014, 09:43
Shaun, some time ago Chris Lawrence stood for the position of MNZ President, I understand you were a huge Tuckerman supporter, I find the about face quite fascinating.

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 10:09
Shaun, some time ago Chris Lawrence stood for the position of MNZ President, I understand you were a huge Tuckerman supporter, I find the about face quite fascinating.


Bob, yes he did and Yes I activelly fought for Jim Tuckerman to get the position as I honestly thought at the time he was the best man for the roll as a lot of people did that are heavily involved in the sport, but all that I have since spoken with regarding him, regret there vote, My opinion re certain board members has been well known on social media outlets for a long time before this subject came up Bob, so it is not just a case of wo is me dude, it has become a case of Fuk them, if they are not prepared to help make the sport a better place, I will keep fighting till the bitter end to stand up and show just how screwed up certain members are, with the view to helping make our sport a fairer place.

I will still be supporting riders in Nz and one International rider for the Tri series with a bike I just purchased privately to use as MNZ cannot stop me from doing that at least, and will still end up racing bikes next year again, but just not in NZ as it stands at the moment using a MNZ Licence, would like to contribute to the MNZ membership with my cash though but O well. I would love to see the tri series stepping up and running outside the control of MNZ, ie NOT being a mnz sanctioned event to prove how well a stand alone can run with the involvement of MNZ. I could gaurantee 20 over seas riders entering it based on the tri series rules ie F1 F2 F3. I emailed the office and asked for my licence application money back ( Which I have recieved) and said to throw out my licence application as I was Not interested in being associated with a micky mouse outfit as it is, ( All emails and text messages saved obviously) then about 2 weeks later there latest post on there web site appaired yet again re another investigation, this is just a case of some one trying to show how powerfull he is, when all he is actually doing is making himself and the other board members look stupid and are actually bringing the sport into disrepute them selves by not being able to manage there positions with out any out side negative byass towards it.

Maybe soon the Board will take a final vote on what to do with this but who and what are they going to do it too I have no idea as I am not a member, maybe I will read about it on a social media outlet some where. They have been told by a technician that he does not believe that the said used parts would have given me any advantage and has also told me via the phone that he has also told them that he could not stand up in a court of law to say that I actually did use the product he built for me at my request, so no proof to nothing apart from me saying I cheated on a social network outlet. A cleaver man on this site has advised me of the process to go through with the sports tribunall re all this, but I see if that was a path for me to go down with this I would just be the cause of More MEMBERS money being waisted and I am not into doing that just yet, as I know certain members of the board would not even think once about spending YOUR money to try and make them selves look good. I remember being at manfield when the said pass under yellow happened for stroudy, and one high up man ran away from me after a brief discussion about it saying " I have got him now " Basically Just little men with power trip ego,s. Some of these people have actually done good for the sport, but that was in the past, they are still there for the wrong reasons now as they need there power fix pills from some where I guess, sad but true.

Now who is building those ridiculious exspensive and Fast SB motors this year based on the late written rules, I really hope people that are building a SB with the intension of being competitive have read the rules fully and clearly and have a shit load of money to spend on them.

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 10:33
Your uncle Rolf Harris probably has some suggestions for his punishment, I bet they ignore him too.


Retard.




haha But I promise NOT to try and get it reduced like that piece of shit did

Hey, and now there is another Harris up on sick sexuall charges up nth with the back packers lodge, and there was me thinking I am not normall with some of things I think about, must just be a Harris gene thing eh now eher the fuk is my goat

merv
20th September 2014, 10:37
Just as well MNZ don't control the MotoGP races http://www.superbikeplanet.com/image/2014/motogp/sanmarino/adriatic/8.htm they'd ban all the good riders.

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 11:02
Just as well MNZ don't control the MotoGP races http://www.superbikeplanet.com/image/2014/motogp/sanmarino/adriatic/8.htm they'd ban all the good riders.



haha after licking his ball sack first

Shaun Harris
20th September 2014, 11:40
The following is a summary of the Minutes of Motorcycling New Zealand Board Meeting held at the Wellington Conference Centre,
Wellington Airport, Friday 22nd August 2014, to assist with transparency and keep Clubs and Members informed with the Governing
of the Sport. What is not included is commercially sensitive material or material that affects the privacy of a particular individual,
including employment matters.
Present: Jim Tuckerman (President), Kevin Goddard, Carmen Davidson, Dean James, Glen Williams, Ray Broad,
Noel May
In attendance: Vicky Hicks, General Manager Operations, Cam Brinsdon Board Clarity.
Cam Brindson from Board Clarity was welcomed to the meeting, Cam is attending in a role of observer, Cam explained it was to get a
better idea of personalities and to understand the ‘MNZ language’ before the Governance training commences.
Conflict of Interest Register:



 There were no conflicts of interest registered for the meeting.


How could there be NO conflict of interests being registered on the day with this meeting as that was exact date sent to me via email from MNZ where they said they would be acting on the cheating issue, and I have personally and publickly called for Jim Tuckerman and Kevin Goddard to stand down and also asked via emails that Kevin Goddard in paticuallar stood down from this case in paticuallar due to his conflicting issue's with me personally calling for him to stand down from the board which I never recieved a reply too.

Dave-
20th September 2014, 13:02
How could there be NO conflict of interests being registered on the day with this meeting as that was exact date sent to me via email from MNZ where they said they would be acting on the cheating issue, and I have personally and publickly called for Jim Tuckerman and Kevin Goddard to stand down and also asked via emails that Kevin Goddard in paticuallar stood down from this case in paticuallar due to his conflicting issue's with me personally calling for him to stand down from the board which I never recieved a reply too.

:facepalm:

Because if everybody who you called to stand down left the meeting as a conflict of interest, then it'd only be a couple of weeks before you worked out that you could call for the entire board to stand down, leaving no body present at the meeting.

Say I get a speeding ticket, oh well I'll just call for the officer who issued the ticket to stand down. Now he can't give evidence, so I cannot be prosecuted.

Shaun Harris
22nd September 2014, 08:59
:facepalm:

Because if everybody who you called to stand down left the meeting as a conflict of interest, then it'd only be a couple of weeks before you worked out that you could call for the entire board to stand down, leaving no body present at the meeting.

Say I get a speeding ticket, oh well I'll just call for the officer who issued the ticket to stand down. Now he can't give evidence, so I cannot be prosecuted.



But the example you use Dave is like the police investigating the police. There is 7 on the board and I have only publically challenged 2 of them, so that still leaves a vote of 5. Even though it appairs to be run as a police state, tech it is a committee

nodrog
22nd September 2014, 09:37
But the example you use Dave is like the police investigating the police. There is 7 on the board and I have only publically challenged 2 of them, so that still leaves a vote of 5. Even though it appairs to be run as a police state, tech it is a committee

Fucksakes, its Shaun. Com.

all you are doing is making yourself look like a fuckin tool.

Retard.

scrivy
22nd September 2014, 10:18
Fucksakes, its Shaun. Com.

all you are doing is making yourself look like a fuckin tool.

Retard.

Errrr..... a cresent....301294

or a monkey wrench....301295


Which one???

Shaun Harris
22nd September 2014, 10:28
Fucksakes, its Shaun. Com.

all you are doing is making yourself look like a fuckin tool.

Retard.


too late for that concern mate

nodrog
22nd September 2014, 10:28
Errrr..... a cresent....301294

or a monkey wrench....301295


Which one???

Dude, a fucking tool, you're a sicko.