What's your worsterest movie ever?

[PrincessBandit]

Well, I must say I did a search for "worst movies" and the nearest thread I could find was an old one of Boob's from 2008 so I figured it was time to start a new one.

What prompted this, I hear you avidly asking? (Ok, so not avidly, more like with a sense of dread...)

So here it is. I just spent approximately 2 hours of my life I'll never get back watching "Noah". Now I should have already known that Russell Crowe is pretty much the kiss of death to lots of "artistic" things, but maybe, just maybe, there was hope. Uh, no.

In the end it was so bad I just had to keep watching to see if it could get any worse. And ya know what? It sure did! But I just couldn't resist the train wreck - why am I such a masochist?

Ah well, I probably got what I deserved for thinking that the wonderfully magical Hermione Grainger was able to whip out her wand and salvage something of this epic, well quite frankly I'm not sure what to call it. And I far preferred Jennifer Connelly in "Labyrinth" when she was the teen transformed rather than the scarecrow figure in skinnies (I wonder if they really did have pants like that back in Noah's day) that looked like they were about to fall off her stick figure at any moment.

That's my rant. Who wants to go next?

[Winston001]

Actually this doesn't really fit your criteria PB but I'll rant anyway.

"Buried" is a horrible awful piece of creepy thriller and I never ever ever want to see it again. I'm claustrophobic and never mind nightmares - I had daymares after watching it. Kept flashing on scenes when I was at work.

Sod that. No movie has ever had that effect before.



But ok, it is a very good movie if it can instill such horror.

[Big Dog]

Twilight. The only reason this is not comfortably the worst movie I have ever seen is because I have also seen 2 of the sequels. That is what my wife wanted for Mother's Day this year. For me to watch the last 2 in the series with her.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[mossy1200]

Billy Elliot

Very Honda

[unstuck]

Anything with Jim Carry in it.

[MisterD]

Anything with Jim Carry in it.

Apart from The Mask. Because Cameron Diaz.

It's probably not the worsterest, but for the sheer gap between the hype and actuality, Titanic.

[mashman]

I limited my watching criteria a loooooooooong time ago. If a movie is shite, I turn it off or leave the cinema as I see no point in falling asleep then waking up with a stiff neck and covered in drool and popcorn (hopefully mine). So I don't really have a worst movie... but will most certainly add you guyses choices to my list of avoids.

[sil3nt]

Worst high budget movie? Avatar and Gravity. Over hyped pieces of shit.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Twilight. The only reason this is not comfortably the worst movie I have ever seen is because I have also seen 2 of the sequels. That is what my wife wanted for Mother's Day this year. For me to watch the last 2 in the series with her.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

That, my friend, is above and beyond the call of duty.


The worst films I have ever paid money to see: BLIND DATE (Bruce Willis/Kim Basinger) and THE DA VINCI CODE (even Audrey Tatou could not save it: Tom Hanks what THE FUCK were you thinking?).

[HenryDorsetCase]

Worst high budget movie? Avatar and Gravity. Over hyped pieces of shit.

Well, you're flat wrong about GRAVITY

[HenryDorsetCase]

Apart from The Mask. Because Cameron Diaz.

It's probably not the worsterest, but for the sheer gap between the hype and actuality, Titanic.


Kate Winslet tittays notwithstanding?

[MisterD]

Kate Winslet tittays notwithstanding?

You make a good point, but if that's what you want from film - Holy Smoke, with bonus Harvey Keitel.

[buggerit]

Twilight. The only reason this is not comfortably the worst movie I have ever seen is because I have also seen 2 of the sequels. That is what my wife wanted for Mother's Day this year. For me to watch the last 2 in the series with her.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Looks like unlimited possibilities for fathers day then, weathers looking good for Sunday:innocent:

[HenryDorsetCase]

You make a good point, but if that's what you want from film - Holy Smoke, with bonus Harvey Keitel.

Seen it. Enjoyed it. To be fair she was very reliable about it too. Like Eva Green.

[nodrog]

2 girls one finger.

[sugilite]

Pffft, all your nominations pale into insignificance with the disasterpiece that is Jurassic Shark!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2071491/

When I first started watching it, I thought for sure it was some sort of piss take, but then much to my surprise, I figured out it was a serious attempt at a movie! :facepalm:
Worst acting, worst effects, hell just worst everything! 75 mins long and that includes 15 mins of "credits/hall of shame".

[Banditbandit]

There is a Golden Raspberry Awards .. for the worst films ... go here

http://www.razzies.com/

Mine would have to be two - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Plan Nine from Outer Space (sometimes known as Grave Robbers from Outer Space).

Both received Razzies ...


<img src="https://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/21/A70-10667" width="400px"/>


<img src="http://kokokreepies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/plan_9_from_outer_space_poster_04.jpg" width="400px"/>



I would be inclined to add Reefer Madness high on my list as well.


<img src="http://happyfrogposters.com/prodimg/impA067%20REEFER%20MADNESS_large.jpg" width="400px"/>

[bogan]

Worst at theater, Tie between The Passion and Monster.

Worst at home, Osombie. Still not sure why I watched the whole thing instead of binning it after 10mins like many others.

[Swoop]

Hmmm....

Car chases: 0/10
Awesome special effects: 0/10
Gunfights: 0/10
Stupendously good rock & roll sound track: 0/10
Boobies: 0/10
Aliens / machines: 0/10


Quite honestly The Notebook is crap.

(Luckily it provides bonding with the little man as we can both barf and generally take the piss out of the front-bums going ga-ga over this load of drivel)

[Erelyes]

Lost In Translation. Plotless piece of shit.

[MisterD]

Plan Nine from Outer Space (sometimes known as Grave Robbers from Outer Space).

In defence, it did inspire Dave Vanian to this:

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[Banditbandit]

In defence, it did inspire Dave Vanian to this:



There is NO defense for anything as bad as Plan Nine from Outer Space !!!


Along with this ...

http://moviesfilmsandflix.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/robot-monster-poster.jpg

[Maha]

Easy Rider, 1/2 hour of my life that I wont get back.

[Berries]

Anything with Jim Carry in it.
Carry On Up The Khyber was a classic.

[Berries]

Anything Peter Jackson did after Brain Dead.




Fucking wizards.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Anything Peter Jackson did after Brain Dead.




Fucking wizards.

incorrect because HEAVENLY CREATURES: more Kate Winslet tittays.

[Bikemad]

Beaches........closely followed by yawn of the rings

[Oakie]

Lake Placid 3. So bad they seemed to be taking the piss out of themselves.

'Classics' that I was underwhelmed by when I finally saw them:
-Easy Rider
-2001, A Space Oddessy
-Apocalypse Now

[Laava]

Top gun. Enjoyed it when it came out but now it is just a cringefest.
Guess there are plenty more movies like that.

[mossy1200]

Dickman and Throbin.

Ok. Im fibling. I like it.

[Oakie]

Dickman and Throbin.

Oh my God. That brings back memories!

[SPman]

Lake Placid 3. So bad they seemed to be taking the piss out of themselves.

'Classics' that I was underwhelmed by when I finally saw them:
-Easy Rider
-2001, A Space Oddessy
-Apocalypse Now

You had to see them when they were new and relevant - some movies don't age that well.

I sort of saw 2001 - it was in 16mm in a back yard in Mt Eden (a mate had a sound projector and he'd hire the film), and we'd all dropped a tab before we "watched" it..............buggered if I know what it was all about, but, we all had a good time anyway......

[Brian d marge]

naked killers ........hmmmmm chinese lesbos

plan 9 ,,,awesumeness

the sound of muzak .....that was a pile of poo Julie andrews didnt even get her kit off

unlike Pink Flamingoes , which was a GREAT movie


Carry on Emanuelle , later carry ons were poo

Stephen

[nerrrd]

Hmmm, saw 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' and 'Robot Monster' as a double feature at Charley Gray's back in the day...saw Robot Monster first and thought it was hilariously bad, then Plan 9 but that was just baaaad (might have been bad movie fatigue by that stage).

Another observation: Jim Carrey is actually quite a good actor when he's not trying to be funny, shame about the rest of his stuff.

Also: thought 'Event Horizon' was pretty bad, way to take an interesting idea and turn it into a slasher film; and 'What we do in the Shadows', the whole film was the same joke over and over and over...IMHO.

[Brian d marge]

Hobo with a shotgun

[AllanB]

I thought Gravity and Avatar were good.


There was something I rented a month back that I did not finish watching as it was so crap - I appear to have blocked the name from my memory!

[Tazz]

Also: thought 'Event Horizon' was pretty bad, way to take an interesting idea and turn it into a slasher film; and 'What we do in the Shadows', the whole film was the same joke over and over and over...IMHO.


Roger Ebert gave the film a negative review giving the film 2 stars out of 4 stating "The script creates a sense of foreboding and afterboding, but no actual boding"

Sums it up nicely :lol:

[Banditbandit]

I sort of saw 2001 - it was in 16mm in a back yard in Mt Eden (a mate had a sound projector and he'd hire the film), and we'd all dropped a tab before we "watched" it..............buggered if I know what it was all about, but, we all had a good time anyway......

I saw 2001 in Chch on Panorama (big surround screen, slightly curve) under the same condition (purple pyramid I think) ... all I remember is the amazing images of colour coming at me real fast .. and the planets all lining up ...

[HenryDorsetCase]

Hobo with a shotgun

..........was great?

because it was great.

You saw a film called "HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN": What did you expect? War and Peace? Anna Karenina? because with HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN you got exactly what it said on the tin you would get. Rutger Hauer as a hobo, with a shotgun and blowing people the fuck away.

Seriously, a lot of you people don't seem to understand the concept of the genre film. A genre film only fails if it does not live up to expectation: so, MAD MAX 3: THUNDERDOME fails. So does HUDSON HAWK, or any number of comic book adaptations. I would also argue MACHETE fails by that account, Rodriguez and Trejo notwithstanding So, lack of budget or dire special effects or crap acting or a bad script do not necessarily render a film "bad"... though those items don't generally help. For example, PLAN 9 and ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES both succeed in their genre despite their grave (yes, pun intended - sorry) failings, which ar myriad.

Another great little genre movie SWAMP THING. also has Adrienne Barbeau boobs.... and its the 70's: you know its all her.

the films that I have hated have usually been big budget, over hyped piles of shit that do not live up to their own expectations, let alone that of their intended audience.

[Tazz]

the films that I have hated have usually been big budget, over hyped piles of shit that do not live up to their own expectations, let alone that of their intended audience.

X 2. The Hobbit comes to mind...

[HenryDorsetCase]

X 2. The Hobbit comes to mind...

I would include AVATAR in that list. Also the MATRIX sequels which were godawful and did not make sense by even their own internal "logic"

a recent example: SNOWPIERCER.



It looked great, but you walk out of the theatre going, wait, whut?

because [spoiler alert]


























if you think about the ending for even one second you realise that the ending has condemned every last human on the planet to death.

[spoiler alert]

[Swoop]

I thought Gravity and Avatar were good.
I have to agree, but a bit less so with Gravity.
Avatar is 3hrs of blue, but the underlying theme of greed over good is impressive. Sorry if my inner greenie is coming out. I'll make sure I wipe correctly.

Gravity is scientifically correct and has the backing of a lot of astronauts and geeks. The fact that the "scenery" is splendid, certainly helps.

[jasonu]

The Booze Can. A totally awful boring Canadian load of wank from sometime in the late 90's.

[jasonu]

Oh my God. That brings back memories!

Summer of Suzanne, Star Virgin, Flesh Gordon...

[SPman]

A genre film only fails if it does not live up to expectation:Yup - Desperado was great.....Once Upon a Time in Mexico...........I don't think we finished watching it....

[Tazz]

I would include AVATAR in that list. Also the MATRIX sequels which were godawful and did not make sense by even their own internal "logic"

a recent example: SNOWPIERCER.



It looked great, but you walk out of the theatre going, wait, whut?

because [spoiler alert]


























if you think about the ending for even one second you realise that the ending has condemned every last human on the planet to death.

[spoiler alert]

Think it is supposed to show that life will happily carry on without us regardless. That's what I took from it anyway.
I didn't realize it had such a big budget, and it has a good ranking on both IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes :confused: Certainly not the worst movie, but it's one I pretty much immediately forgot I had watched (I had to double check what the ending was :lol:)

Maybe it's the 'open to interpretation' side of those movies you don't like? I didn't have a problem understanding the 2 and 3 Matrix, but the end of the 3rd is very much a 'draw your own conclusion' (which could be viewed as a bit of a cop out). Not a movie, but they still did better than the giant hole that the LOST writers buried themselves in. Annoys me I spent so much time watching it years ago only to end up with that shit for an ending.

Agree on Avatar was rubbish, a lot to do with the hype though that it failed to deliver on (like someone mentioned with Titanic. Most entertaining bit in that is when the guy jumps off the stern and hits the propeller :lol:)

Battlefield Earth and Movie 43 probably earn a mention in here too. And the Butterfly effect sequel.


Yup - Desperado was great.....Once Upon a Time in Mexico...........I don't think we finished watching it....

Machete was supposed to be Desperado. Well, he used so much from the Machete idea for Desperado that it was shelved for good until the pisstake trailer from the Grindhouse Planet Terror and Death Proof release was so popular.

[PrincessBandit]

Worst at theater, Tie between The Passion and Monster.

Worst at home, Osombie.

Not sure why, but when I read that it made me think of "Orgazmo" some weird porno about a couple of Mormon missionaries that end up making porn movies, complete with a golden labradour that had a giant wobbly dick strapped to its head.

[Madness]

golden labradour.

*Labrador.

You're welcome.

[Big Dave]

Without thinking about it much:

Deep Impact. The only highlight is when Tea Leonie's irksome character finally snuffs it. Go the fucking meteor!!!

No Country for Old Men. I want that 200 minutes back. I stayed with it for a pithy ending and got robbed worse than the lead characters.

The Cable Guy. Like a trip to the dentist. (I don't paint with the universal Carey hater brush though - The Truman Show is a fave.)

[Stylo]

Without thinking about it much:

Deep Impact. The only highlight is when Tea Leonie's irksome character finally snuffs it. Go the fucking meteor!!!

No Country for Old Men. I want that 200 minutes back. I stayed with it for a pithy ending and got robbed worse than the lead characters.

The Cable Guy. Like a trip to the dentist. (I don't paint with the universal Carey hater brush though - The Truman Show is a fave.)

No Country for old men was excellent , deep and involving having taken a pinch of salt and a slug of .... burp

The Cable Guy was shit, agreed, Deep impact, haven't seen it but ...

Anything with Tom Cruise in it is shit, he has no credibility and he's a wanker to boot even before he did 'Jack Reacher ' ?


Scientology aside

[vifferman]

When I lived in Chchch, one of my fellow employees (an ex-librarian, and fashionista - that should have been a hint) recommended we go and see "Pret-a-Porter", because "It was absolutely wonderful!".
What a vacuous, boring, steaming pile of poop! It's the only movie I've ever walked out of (after about 20 minutes of hoping it would miraculously turn into a real movie). Even my wife (who is of the female persuasion, y'know, and who likes fashionable garments) was horrified at how CRAP it was.
Even today I resent the money and time wasted. It's not even a good story to retell here, on this here forum here.
Second worst: "Hollywood Suite". Packed full of (very unfunny) comedians, it was only redeemed by a brilliant piece of acting (at least, I think he was acting) by Walter Mathau, who is woken up in his hotel room, still really drunk, by his wife calling from the airport to say she's on her way. And he discovers a comatose drunk and naked young woman in his bed, who he then tries to dress. Being really pissed, her pantyhose are somewhat of a mission to try to put back on. In the end, he gives up, just before his wife turns up, and puts her on a baggage trolley outside his room, still naked, covered up with a bedspread. And that's all I can remember... Maybe I lapsed into a coma myself.

[vifferman]

I would be inclined to add Reefer Madness high on my list as well.
Seen that - but watching it in the university theatre with drunk/stoned uni students, and the nostalgia/historic value made it watchable. And somewhat entertaining.

[Winston001]

No Country For Old Men is outstanding. Very true to the book. I suspect you need to read Cormac McCarthy to really get the movie. Bleak.

[trustme]

The Horse Whisperer :brick::brick::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz: :zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz:

Self indulgent twaddle.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Anything with Tom Cruise in it is shit, he has no credibility and he's a wanker to boot even before he did 'Jack Reacher ' ?


Scientology aside

MAGNOLIA. COLLATERAL. TROPIC THUNDER. MI3. Hell, JACK REACHER was OK.

[Grashopper]

... and 'What we do in the Shadows', the whole film was the same joke over and over and over...IMHO.

WHAT? :gob: I loved 'What we do in the shadows'. Very entertaining and made me laugh a lot.

'Buried' is definitely on my list of the 'worsterest movies", I did not like 'Gravity' either. 'Avatar' was great though. I really loved that world that they built.

Hm, Terminator 3 was total crap. I liked the other ones though.

[Brian d marge]

The Horse Whisperer :brick::brick::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz: :zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz:

Self indulgent twaddle.
Any movie that shows me how to pick up chicks is fine by me

Stephen

[Oakie]

Summer of Suzanne, Star Virgin, Flesh Gordon...

'Flesh Gordon' ... uh huh ... uh huh! Just got mentioned the other day in a conversation with my brother in law. Might wander off to Pirate Bay and see if I can download it for old times sake.

EDIT: Woo hoo. Success!

[nerrrd]

No Country for Old Men. I want that 200 minutes back. I stayed with it for a pithy ending and got robbed worse than the lead characters.


There you go, one of my top movies, relentless and gripping. But I like that whole laconic 'western' thing, bit like Justified (screw you Soho-Sky!)


WHAT? :gob: I loved 'What we do in the shadows'. Very entertaining and made me laugh a lot.

Yeah some other people were laughing at every line, it was all just a bit too obvious for me after the set-up.

Haven't watched Gravity, find the Clooney Bullock combo distinctly unappealling. Wasn't he in 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'? Possibly his finest hour.

[bluninja]

Hmmmmm I love "crap" sci-fi B movies.....hated District 9..... the only film I never managed to watch to the end was Stone...Even the sex scenes with Milla Jovovich I just couldn't keep going to the end and had to withdraw early :baby: Talking of Milla, Resident Evil Afterlife is pretty dire.

I once watched a film recommended by Barry Norman a UK film critic...do not bother watching "Prostitute", she doesn't do it with alsations :rolleyes:

[AllanB]

Whats that movie with a type writer that speaks and the 'mouth' it talks out of resembles a arsehole?

The Naked Lunch.

Not so much the worst movie but f-me it is really weird .......

Here see for yourself ....... best viewed when really smashed!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO4b1scwxTw

[SPman]

Barbarella! - I'm still not sure if it's brilliant or crap, or it was the drugs........probably the latter........

[cc rider]

:o Oh my bad... I thought you meant worse movie we had made :tugger: :buggerd:



:whistle: :whistle:

[Laava]

Barbarella! - I'm still not sure if it's brilliant or crap, or it was the drugs........probably the latter........

Yes, crap, but it had one redeeming feature!

[avgas]

Twilight. Wife and I gave up half way. Wen't outside and stared at the sun instead. So. Fucking. Boring.

Even the car was boring. A fucking volvo.

[Big Dog]

Do Volvos and fucking belong in the same sentence?


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Barbarella! - I'm still not sure if it's brilliant or crap, or it was the drugs........probably the latter........

I thought it was terrible. Jane Fonda's tiny titties notwithstanding.

Awful dialogue and laboured "plot" such as it was, pointless resolution and half an hour too long. Some cool set and costume design but definitely NOT the SF classic it is sometimes touted as.

I love science fiction from that era: one of my favourite films of all time is SILENT RUNNING which is a bona fide classic. Early Doug Trumbull VFX which got him the gig with STAR WARS.

People rave about DARK STAR but honestly I didnt think it was that crash-hot. It is touted as the progenitor for ALIEN (due to the writing team) but it is a bit lame.

[HenryDorsetCase]

WHAT? :gob: I loved 'What we do in the shadows'. Very entertaining and made me laugh a lot.

'Buried' is definitely on my list of the 'worsterest movies", I did not like 'Gravity' either. 'Avatar' was great though. I really loved that world that they built.

Hm, Terminator 3 was total crap. I liked the other ones though.

If you enjoyed WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS then get your sorry arse to see HOUSEBOUND which opens tonight. I saw it at the NZIFF.

WWDITS pales into comparison. I thought the script was very little more than a series of skits, that Cory Gonzales dude is a shit comedian and a terrible actor. There were some very funny parts in it don't get me wrong (some of the sight gags were excellent).

HOUSEBOUND is way way better. Horror comedy, tight tight script, well acted, fantastic sets and locations and just really well done.

T3 (and 4 and 5 and I think they are shooting 6) were basically money driven. I didnt mind the one with Christian Bale (was that 3) but my favourite is T2. I did enjoy T1 though and because they had no money its a much tighter and more character driven thing. Plus, you know, splosions.

[HenryDorsetCase]

:o Oh my bad... I thought you meant worse movie we had made :tugger: :buggerd:



:whistle: :whistle:

We'll be the judge of that. Post some links and we will critique your performance.

Actually don't bother, I'll just get it from your iCloud.

[Scuba_Steve]

I'm gonna have to put in my nomination for Birdemic: Shock & Terror
Just look at this CGI...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU

And yes, scripting, sound production, and acting are all just as good

[imdying]

Picking on B grade rubbish easy... I recommend everyone takes Battle Los Angeles for a spin. A bigger load of hoorah crap I've yet to see.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Picking on B grade rubbish easy... I recommend everyone takes Battle Los Angeles for a spin. A bigger load of hoorah crap I've yet to see.

RED DAWN (the remake) OK, and the original are "up" there too.

In terms of good B movies, I am a fan of John Carpenter (ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, ESCAPE FROM LA, THE THING, ASSAULTO NPRECINCT 13). I was horrified to read recently of the remake of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. Though the remake of ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 didnt entirely suck donkey balls.

[HenryDorsetCase]

big budget B movies done well recently (no, not TRANSFORMERS - they universally suck): PACIFIC RIM and GODZILLA

[HenryDorsetCase]

I'm gonna have to put in my nomination for Birdemic: Shock & Terror
Just look at this CGI...

And yes, scripting, sound production, and acting are all just as good

I would totally watch that. It looks like it is up there with EVOLUTION (David Duchovny) and TREMORS (Kevin Bacon)

[bluninja]

I would totally watch that. It looks like it is up there with EVOLUTION (David Duchovny) and TREMORS (Kevin Bacon)

So do you use Head and Shoulders?

[HenryDorsetCase]

So do you use Head and Shoulders?

I do now

ten characters

[Scuba_Steve]

I would totally watch that. It looks like it is up there with EVOLUTION (David Duchovny) and TREMORS (Kevin Bacon)

Oh I think is surpasses Tremors (haven't seen Evolution)

[pzkpfw]

"Showgirls" is still the movie that most comes to mind as a serious attempt at a movie, that just turned out bad.

(People will have differing opinions; I like "Starship Troopers" and many people hate it. Fine. But does anyone (other than pervs with one criteria for a movie) think "Showgirls" was a good movie?)

[bluninja]

"Showgirls" is still the movie that most comes to mind as a serious attempt at a movie, that just turned out bad.

(People will have differing opinions; I like "Starship Troopers" and many people hate it. Fine. But does anyone (other than pervs with one criteria for a movie) think "Showgirls" was a good movie?)

Showgirls was ok, I liked the pool scene . Gave a different meaning to the stage expression "Break a leg"...and I learned how to pronounce a certain fashion brand properly.

[EmBe]

well most recently, The Amazing Spider-Man 2

The movie contains fewer than 15seconds of comic book action, and the whole story was total crap. When they restarted the movie franchise after the previous flops I thought it'd be done properly. Seriously can't work out why they thought that particular 142minutes of nuisance 14yr old dribble was worth releasing :crazy:

Another one I regret watching is Cloverfield, way to make a monster movie without a fu*kin monster :wacko: :ar15:

[BuzzardNZ]

Another one I regret watching is Cloverfield, way to make a monster movie without a fu*kin monster :wacko: :ar15:

Up there as one of my worst too. I hated the fact that the camera was shaking all the time, as if to simulate someone running away from the thing while still filming it, not a good effect when watching it on the big screen, kinda made me feel sick.

This film was total crap!!!

[bluninja]

Up there as one of my worst too. I hated the fact that the camera was shaking all the time, as if to simulate someone running away from the thing while still filming it, not a good effect when watching it on the big screen, kinda made me feel sick.

This film was total crap!!!

But I want battery life like that in my camcorder :bleh:

[AllanB]

I have Pacific Rim on my big budget crap movie list. Soooo bad. That's something from me I usually ignore massive plot holes etc and enjoy the ride but that movie was so fucking flawed I struggled to the bitter, utterly predictable ending.

Today I have hired:

Taken 2 - I enjoyed the first one
Sublime - looks interesting for a horror .......... we will see.
Old Boy - planned for viewing tonight - anticipation level of goodness and mayhem is high. I hope not to be disappointed.


Silent Running - on my favorites list - probably camp now but it left a lasting impression on my teenage mind. Book was good too.

Logan Run - there is a blast from the same period I had mentally mixed that up 10 mins ago when I blinged Silent Running - but to be fare I'm pulling out memories from decades back.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Old Boy - planned for viewing tonight - anticipation level of goodness and mayhem is high. I hope not to be disappointed.



Please let it not be the remake, please let it not be the remake.

Same director and star as SNOWPIERCER btw.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364569/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

This


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321511/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Not this, Josh Brolin notwithstanding.

[Tazz]

Up there as one of my worst too. I hated the fact that the camera was shaking all the time, as if to simulate someone running away from the thing while still filming it, not a good effect when watching it on the big screen, kinda made me feel sick.

This film was total crap!!!

Happened to my friend during 'The Blair Witch Project'. He gagged at one point and had to leave before the end :lol:

I haven't bothered but I've heard the new Godzilla is big on the monster you can't see BS too.

[Big Dave]

Bleak.

Simplistic.

[AllanB]

Please let it not be the remake, please let it not be the remake.

Same director and star as SNOWPIERCER btw.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364569/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

This


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321511/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Not this, Josh Brolin notwithstanding.

The original looks like it may have subtitles....... I don't do subtitles.

Of interest the one genre of movie that does not have a issue with language is porn. Regardless of the race and language of the actors you can always see the ultimate ending coming ..........



It's the remake .......... how bad can it be???????? It must be better - in the remake he was captured for 20 years - only 15 in the original. He'll be more pissed off after 20 years.

[PrincessBandit]

So do you use Head and Shoulders?
Hahahaha, and discovered by studying the periodic table, conveniently on her tee shirt...

"Showgirls" is still the movie that most comes to mind as a serious attempt at a movie, that just turned out bad.

(People will have differing opinions; I like "Starship Troopers" and many people hate it. Fine. But does anyone (other than pervs with one criteria for a movie) think "Showgirls" was a good movie?)
Mmmm, Showgirls was pretty dire - they enjoyed eating their dog food though! And as for Starship Troopers, my fav scene was the bug sucking out the guys brain.

Showgirls was ok, I liked the pool scene . Gave a different meaning to the stage expression "Break a leg"...and I learned how to pronounce a certain fashion brand properly.
No, it really is pronounced Ver-sayse

Please let it not be the remake, please let it not be the remake.
.

My feelings about "Total Recall" Give me the original hokey Arnie version any day over the Colin Farrell one. Rachel Ticotin and Sharon Stone were super awesome in the original. The two totally forgettable chicks in the later version can't act to save themselves!!!!!

[AllanB]

My feelings about "Total Recall" Give me the original hokey Arnie version any day over the Colin Farrell one.

The third boob looked much better in the remake though :woohoo:

I agree - lead actors were hollow in the remake no chemistry between them. Had some good special effects but left no lasting memory at all. Original Arnie one did.

[Tazz]

The original looks like it may have subtitles....... I don't do subtitles.

You're missing out on some of the best movies...

http://i.imgur.com/Q5SWz03.gif

(seriously though, some awesome stuff comes out of Asia)

[AllanB]

You're missing out on some of the best movies...

http://i.imgur.com/Q5SWz03.gif

(seriously though, some awesome stuff comes out of Asia)

For the gun to work the trigger requires pulling. Is he pulling it with his dick? It's like Pacific Rim all over again .... you'd need to fold ya dick around the trigger, so it would have to be flaccid. Being flaccid you'd have no ability to 'pull' the trigger. Unless the thrusting action is so violent the flaccid penis pulls the trigger.

Obviously someone is going to have to try this out. I may write to myth busters.

[bluninja]

For the gun to work the trigger requires pulling. Is he pulling it with his dick? It's like Pacific Rim all over again .... you'd need to fold ya dick around the trigger, so it would have to be flaccid. Being flaccid you'd have no ability to 'pull' the trigger. Unless the thrusting action is so violent the flaccid penis pulls the trigger.

Obviously someone is going to have to try this out. I may write to myth busters.

Since you can't see his dick and can see the trigger he is clearly firing the gun by thrusting his pelvis so fast that the wind pressure on the trigger is enough to fire it.

[HenryDorsetCase]

For the gun to work the trigger requires pulling. Is he pulling it with his dick? It's like Pacific Rim all over again .... you'd need to fold ya dick around the trigger, so it would have to be flaccid. Being flaccid you'd have no ability to 'pull' the trigger. Unless the thrusting action is so violent the flaccid penis pulls the trigger.

Obviously someone is going to have to try this out. I may write to myth busters.

You're overthinking. You should also rent VOLCANO HIGH from Alice in Videoland.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301429/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm


I think thats the one where the schoolgirl ninjas get tentacles grafted to them, and chainsaws and stuff. Like Ash in EVIL DEAD (speaking of stellar achievements in B movies)

[Big Dog]

Since you can't see his dick and can see the trigger he is clearly firing the gun by thrusting his pelvis so fast that the wind pressure on the trigger is enough to fire it.
Maybe it is a hair trigger?:2guns:

[bluninja]

Maybe it is a hair trigger?:2guns:

Couldn't see any pubes either :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Midnight Express was another bore, it was an R18 at the time of release and we (myself and friend) were not 18 years but got in (yea baby right on!) but left part way through the flick (yes they were known as the Flicks back then) and went to smoke some weed somewhere, on the side of a hill iirc.

[AllanB]

I've see a couple of shit movies with Dann whats his name from Machete. Real C grade crap. He's signing up to anything for the coin I guess and fair enough at 70 something!


Evil Dead. Excellent stuff.

I watched the remake a couple weeks back. OK. If I'd not been brought up on the original I'd give it a higher rating. Ash rules. Period.

[Mental Trousers]

This week ....

Need For Speed

OMG that is bad

[Maha]

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park.

'' Due to the film's poor acting and semi-comedic script, most Kiss fans disliked the film. The members of Kiss themselves despised the film for making them appear buffoonish. For years after its airing, no one who worked for the group was permitted to mention the film in their presence.''

[Banditbandit]

Yes, crap, but it had one redeeming feature!

No - it had two ... one on the left and one on the right


http://synapticnulship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/barbarella.jpg



Saturn 3 was pretty dire as well ...



http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU3MTM4NTc1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzA0MjAwMQ@@._ V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

[avgas]

Please let it not be the remake, please let it not be the remake.
Yes the first one (Korean) was so fucking good.......I heard bad things about the remake that I avoided it in fear I might blowup Hollywood.