Weird stuff 'normal' people are offended by

[R650R]

Well bugger me if its offensive to take your shoes off on the plane! To me a lot more hygienic than having your feet sweat away stuffed inside shoes for however many hours...
Lots of professional drivers out there too that drive in socks, only need boots for unloading...
Feel free to post links of other stuff. stories and interactions with travelling public in cattle class be it bus plane or train... :)
Never mind the sneaky/creepy aspect of taking someones pic with your cellphone while they not looking...

https://www.facebook.com/PassengerShaming

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/61428550/rude-passenger-behaviour-spawns-online-shaming.html

[husaberg]

Meh.... I have a whole raft of perversions
Taking notice of people feet is not one of them yet............
Unless they are a hot women in high heels.............:laugh:

[Mom]

To me it is simple. If you know your feet are stinky ( and you WILL know that) NEVER remove your shoes in a place that you can not contain the stench! Long haul flight? Bare feet...

[husaberg]

Same goes for this affliction

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[Woodman]

Long haul = jandals. Just the thought of sitting in a plane for xxx hours with shoes on freaks me out.:sweatdrop

And always take spare jandals when travelling overseas.

[caspernz]

Well bugger me if its offensive to take your shoes off on the plane! To me a lot more hygienic than having your feet sweat away stuffed inside shoes for however many hours...
Lots of professional drivers out there too that drive in socks, only need boots for unloading...


Yeah must admit when I'm trucking along for a fair distance the boots come off. Don't do that on the plane myself, loose fitting shoes and natural fibres solve any sweaty issues.


Same goes for this affliction



Ah yikes, can I bring my own seafood sauce then?

[husaberg]

Ah yikes, can I bring my own seafood sauce then?
Definitely more turf than surf........
Left overs........ no thanks
I would lose any appetite pretty much as quick as my lunch.
Bare minimum you would need a doggy bag,
collar and choke chain
I would take my chances with the knife.

[pete376403]

You may have to remove your shoes to get through security even before you get on the plane...

[JATZ]

Same goes for this affliction

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How in gods name did she manage to get married in the first place :gob:

[FJRider]

Anybody else always logs onto KB ...





Naked .. ??? :innocent:

[husaberg]

How in gods name did she manage to get married in the first place :gob:

The country that brought you WALMART and McDONALDS.


The land of the freeeeeeeeee and
The HOME OF THE BRAVE

[caspernz]

How in gods name did she manage to get married in the first place :gob:

She may have been young, firm and mildly purdy...

[Akzle]

Anybody else always logs onto KB ...





Naked .. ??? :innocent:

only on tuesdays

[FJRider]

How in gods name did she manage to get married in the first place :gob:

Booze is the answer ... lots and lots of booze ..

[FJRider]

only on tuesdays

That's the way it started ... for me too .. :laugh:

[husaberg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3qj5I-28A

[awa355]

Same goes for this affliction

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I'll stick to sardines :rolleyes:

[blackdog]

Chick once didn't like watching me masturbate. I dunno why she couldn't just get another seat on the train.

[caspernz]

Chick once didn't like watching me masturbate. I dunno why she couldn't just get another seat on the train.

You weren't the conductor then? :shit:

[Scuba_Steve]

It's amazing how many people you can "offend" by going bare foot.

[Banditbandit]

How in gods name did she manage to get married in the first place :gob:

Shotgun wedding???

[bluninja]

Taking shoes of on a plane...absolutely...farting.....nah! but do not stand behind me when I get off the plane. The extra pressure of sea level and a brisk walk to immigration has me leaving a toxic vapour trail. Perhaps I should hold it in until I clear customs ...that way if they need to a cavity search I can at least gain a little revenge in advance.

BTW, when you are doing the mile high thingy....do you brazenly walk up to the toilets and both go in, or do you wait till everyone's sleeping and walk up and sneak in whilst nobodies looking and hope there's not a long queue waiting when you finish and come out :rolleyes:

[Scuba_Steve]

BTW, when you are doing the mile high thingy....do you brazenly walk up to the toilets and both go in, or do you wait till everyone's sleeping and walk up and sneak in whilst nobodies looking and hope there's not a long queue waiting when you finish and come out :rolleyes:

Wait! you're supposed to do that in the toilets? :blink: No wonder everyone looks at us funny like

[bluninja]

Wait! you're supposed to do that in the toilets? :blink: No wonder everyone looks at us funny like

I guess you could do it in the cockpit...wonder why the pilots cabin got called the cockpit

[sugilite]

T The extra pressure of sea level and a brisk walk to immigration has me leaving a toxic vapour trail. Perhaps I should hold it in until I clear customs.

I clear customs every time I fart:2thumbsup

[F5 Dave]

This all seems very odd, - they give you those little slipper things & the eye covers. You do get those back in Economy don't you?

[TheDemonLord]

Once the seatbelt sign goes off, the shoes go off

[JATZ]

Booze is the answer ... lots and lots of booze ..

I don't think I could drink enough.... No !! I know I cant drink that much

[Virago]

Sitting with bare feet on the floor is one thing. Shoving said bare feet between the seats in front and into other people's faces is quite another.

[R650R]

It's amazing how many people you can "offend" by going bare foot.

Apparently even wearing jandals into town irks some people LOL...

[FJRider]

Sitting with bare feet on the floor is one thing. Shoving said bare feet between the seats in front and into other people's faces is quite another.

My Wants ... are more important than your likes ... :yes:

Get over it ...

[caspernz]

Sitting with bare feet on the floor is one thing. Shoving said bare feet between the seats in front and into other people's faces is quite another.

Just make a couple of comments about toe sucking and rub a wet finger along one toe...problem solved :2thumbsup

[Big Dog]

Apparently even wearing jandals into town irks some people LOL...

Lol, in Tuakau on Monday there were a couple I girls headed into town at 8am wearing pyjamas. They left the gas station well before me
But I passed them pyjamas and all getting off at manukau for the airport motorway.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Banditbandit]

Apparently even wearing jandals into town irks some people LOL...

For Real ??? :rofl: I only own bike boots, jandals and Pit Bull boots ... Love it .. gives me more incentive to keep my jandals (I have four pairs - one casual, one for the beach and two pairs - black and brown -for work to match my wardrobe ...)

[Berg]

I guess you could do it in the cockpit...wonder why the pilots cabin got called the cockpit
These days, what with women pilots, it's just as likely to be called the box office:lol:

[husaberg]

Lol, in Tuakau on Monday there were a couple I girls headed into town at 8am wearing pyjamas. They left the gas station well before me
But I passed them pyjamas and all getting off at manukau for the airport motorway.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

According to someone I know who does the school run plenty of mums take the kids to classes in pj's and onesies

[husaberg]

It's amazing how many people you can "offend" by going bare foot.



http://davidkanigan.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/funny-gif-little-cat-scared-feet.gif?w=600

[cc rider]

I only put clothes on when on KB.... :calm:






Saving the world one forum at a time

[husaberg]

I only put clothes on when on KB.... :calm:



your neighbours disagree with that statement........

[cc rider]

your neighbours disagree with that statement........

Bastards!!!! :oi-grr:

Last time I pop over to use their PC.

[husaberg]

Bastards!!!! :oi-grr:

Last time I pop over to use their PC.

They said you can keep the pound of butter you borrowed too sweetie

[cc rider]

They said you can keep the pound of butter you borrowed too sweetie
Funny, they said that about the bowl of fruit too :scratch:

[avgas]

*video
It's funny because after watching that it redirected me to diary of a call girl - which I forgot was a very funny (and slightly hot) series :)

[Woodman]

I wasn't allowed into a pub for wearing jandals once.:angry: Was told it was a health and safety matter in case I dropped a glass on my foot.

Wasn't pissed or anything.

[husaberg]

I wasn't allowed into a pub for wearing jandals once.:angry: Was told it was a health and safety matter in case I dropped a glass on my foot.

Wasn't pissed or anything.

Makes you wonder why you aren't supposed to wear full PPE when they are playing darts.
like you invents a game where you throw sharp objects in a crowded confined place and are encouraged to drink at the same time..........:laugh:

[Moi]

Lol, in Tuakau on Monday there were a couple I girls headed into town at 8am wearing pyjamas. They left the gas station well before me
But I passed them pyjamas and all getting off at manukau for the airport motorway.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

I trust they had some form of conveyance...

Whenever the school has a mufti day - I hate mufti days - if anyone turns up in one of my classes wearing onesies I always ask? "Get up late this morning?"

[Moi]

According to someone I know who does the school run plenty of mums take the kids to classes in pj's and onesies

And the public wonders why teachers drink... :drinkup:

[husaberg]

And the public wonders why teachers drink... :drinkup:

'So how many of the mums do you see turning up in pjs........ I was talking to my sourse yesterday and they said it happens on the afternoon as well......

[Moi]

'So how many of the mums do you see turning up in pjs........ I was talking to my source yesterday and they said it happens on the afternoon as well......

I avoid the drop-off and pick-up areas - who wants their day spoilt any more than necessary?

The thought is enough to give me the shudders....

Is it any worse than seeing some wearing lycra?

[husaberg]

I avoid the drop-off and pick-up areas - who wants their day spoilt any more than necessary?

The thought is enough to give me the shudders....

Is it any worse than seeing some wearing lycra?

No no they take them all the way to class in them.
I must admit I have been offended by some nubile and female in lycra......

[mstriumph]

Sitting with bare feet on the floor is one thing. Shoving said bare feet between the seats in front and into other people's faces is quite another.

... just imagine how much damage I can do to bare feet with a ballpoint pen ... that's AFTER i've squirted a couple of those little plastic thingies of chilli sauce over them :innocent:

[husaberg]

... just imagine how much damage I can do to bare feet with a ballpoint pen ... that's AFTER i've squirted a couple of those little plastic thingies of chilli sauce over them :innocent:

Sounds just like foreplay to me sweetie:innocent:

[mstriumph]

Sounds just like foreplay to me sweetie:innocent:

there's only so much you can do in an aircraft loo ... :laugh:

[husaberg]

there's only so much you can do in an aircraft loo ... :laugh:

While ya showed initial promise, but I fear you are an amateur, some people do like an audience mistrumpet.............

[mstriumph]

yeah, well ... that's life :innocent:

[Big Dog]

I trust they had some form of conveyance...

Whenever the school has a mufti day - I hate mufti days - if anyone turns up in one of my classes wearing onesies I always ask? "Get up late this morning?"

Nissan Stagea.

I would understand if they had someone on board in clothes. But no. All in jams.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Moi]

Nissan Stagea.

I had this mental image of the two of them running along the m'way in their jimjams - too much Monty Python and the Goons when young... not to mention John Cleese and 1100s...

[Moi]

Discussion of onesies on this forum is... look at a few who wear 1-piece leather suits... :eek5:

[FJRider]

... just imagine how much damage I can do to bare feet with a ballpoint pen ...

Vivid marker pens have a more lasting effect ... :shifty:

[FJRider]

yeah, well ... that's life :innocent:

Some of us hope for intelligent life ... :shutup:

[Big Dog]

I had this mental image of the two of them running along the m'way in their jimjams - too much Monty Python and the Goons when young... not to mention John Cleese and 1100s...

Doubt they do much running. Except when the dinner bell goes.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Moi]

Doubt they do much running. Except when the dinner bell goes.

So they'd need both lanes of the m'way... :eek5:

Something about "the rear end of a bus"...

[mstriumph]

Vivid marker pens have a more lasting effect ... :shifty:

... not as sharp and pointy ...

[Virago]

Air travel certainty number 43: The person sitting next to you on that early morning flight ate HUGE quantities of garlic the night before.