Hey folks (amberzfire)

[amberzfire]

stopping in to say hi. late bloomer .. only learnt to ride 5 years ago in Oz on a Scorpy .. rode a CB400 for most of the time after that .. back in NZ, good to be home looking forward to getting back on the road again .. :2guns::bleh::headbang::weird:

[Akzle]

is it (ever) too early to be asking for tit pics?

:first:

[Maha]

is it (ever) too early to be asking for tit pics?

:first:

You prefer feathers over wool now?

[amberzfire]

304985

Never. Please enjoy. I suspect these are the type of titties that you really enjoy when you are alone with yourself ... & your hand. :done:




is it (ever) too early to be asking for tit pics?

:first:

[awayatc]

So much for thinking you we're on a bikers forum.......
Suppose somebody with a signature that says one shouldnt fornicate with him is bound to have at least some issues around sexuality

good luck finding you next bike,
plenty for sale, not many buyers......
should be able to find something decent...

[Akzle]

304985

Never. Please enjoy. I suspect these are the type of titties that you really enjoy when you are alone with yourself ... & your hand. :done:

udderly disappointing.

[unstuck]

Hello. :bye:



304986

[swtfa]

Welcome to KB and welcome home :)

According to statistics the medium age to take up riding for the first time, or get back into riding, is 41 years old - a late bloomer . ( A late bloomer speaking from experience :innocent: )

As for the odd welcome you have received so far, well... poor buggers, for them it's a case of 'tits or tyres', which will always bring a man down (you would think they would have learnt by now) :facepalm:

[amberzfire]

Thanks for the welcome guys .. :yes: I work in Mental Health so can deal with the small scale titty/hand on small dick comments and connotations lol :yes:

[Banditbandit]

udderly disappointing.

You're milking that for all it's worth .

[Banditbandit]

Welcome to KB and welcome home :)

According to statistics the medium age to take up riding for the first time, or get back into riding, is 41 years old - a late bloomer . ( A late bloomer speaking from experience :innocent: )

As for the odd welcome you have received so far, well... poor buggers, for them it's a case of 'tits or tyres', which will always bring a man down (you would think they would have learnt by now) :facepalm:

The medium age for taking up riding may well be 41 ... the mental age here is closer to 13 years old ...

(Welcome Amberzfire)

[Akzle]

You're milking that for all it's worth .

sorry, i just thought we might be in for a real teat...

[EJK]

I think she will fit right in.

Welcome to KB :-)

[haydes55]

Welcome to KiwiPunner. Sometimes the puns are about motorbikes.

[EJK]

I work in Mental Health so...

You will be like Jesus to Kiwibiker.

[amberzfire]

You will be like Jesus to Kiwibiker.

'accepting & detached' ... more than anything .. lol thanks EJK

[BuzzardNZ]

You will be like Jesus to Kiwibiker.

Isn't that Ed's role ? :blink:

[unstuck]

Isn't that Ed's role ? :blink:

Nah, jesus lived what he preached.:msn-wink:

Must say I have had quite a bit to do with the mental health system over the years and I reckon they have to have some of the most fucked up units working for them I have had the displeasure of ever meeting.:eek5:

[amberzfire]

Nah, jesus lived what he preached.:msn-wink:

Must say I have had quite a bit to do with the mental health system over the years and I reckon they have to have some of the most fucked up units working for them I have had the displeasure of ever meeting.:eek5:

Ohh I would definitely have to agree, I have been in a few situations where I could not tell who was the staff and who was the client. Quite the dilemma. Like this thread that began as a mere introduction, progressed to titties, cows, jesus and now staff/client role reversals. Chicken or the egg. Egg or the chicken. Friend? foe? ... no its a kiwibiker forum.

[buggerit]

Welcome to KB, someone mentioned bloomers?:drool::eek::bleh:

[caseye]

This is getting to be the nicest welcoming thread I've had the pleasure of reading in ages, welcome amberzfire, don't mind the trolls, they really can't bite without their teeth in!

[Banditbandit]

You will be like Jesus to Kiwibiker.


Naaa ... we only crucify Northlanders ... (Especially Akxle)



Isn't that Ed's role ? :blink:


He hasn't done anything worthy of crucifiction ... just sits around loaded on legal drugs ..



This is getting to be the nicest welcoming thread I've had the pleasure of reading in ages, welcome amberzfire, don't mind the trolls, they really can't bite without their teeth in!

But us old farts can give you a very nasty slobbering ..

[caseye]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Banditbandit again.
Wot ewe had your'es out an all?

[husaberg]

Never. Please enjoy. I suspect these are the type of titties that you really enjoy when you are alone with yourself ... & your hand. :done:


Wow you must be Friesian walking around like that.......:cold:
Put on a winter coat would you, its more Jersey weather
Welcome and so forth and sucklike........:bleh:

[Madness]

Otaki eh? :facepalm: Lovely place except for all the unemployed yoof, P-heads and patched gang members.

Welcome to KB. You'll feel right at home I'm sure.

[amberzfire]

This is getting to be the nicest welcoming thread I've had the pleasure of reading in ages, welcome amberzfire, don't mind the trolls, they really can't bite without their teeth in!


Thanks caseye .. it's like .. walking into a room where the only exit is the pits of hell's fire .. and hairy little pygmies climb over each other with glazed looks of excitement ushering you towards the burning heat ..

sorry .. got lost in the moment :facepalm: :violin:

god help us all if the conversations were actually about motorcycles .. where the hell would the fun in that be eh ... nice crowd lol

[Maha]

Otaki eh? :facepalm: Lovely place except for all the unemployed yoof, P-heads and patched gang members.

Welcome to KB. You'll feel right at home I'm sure.

Could be worse Chris, she could live in Levin.

[Madness]

Could be worse Chris, she could live in Levin.

They don't yet have the internet in Levin as far as I know.

[amberzfire]

Otaki eh? :facepalm: Lovely place except for all the unemployed yoof, P-heads and patched gang members.

Welcome to KB. You'll feel right at home I'm sure.

I'm one of the lucky ones .. the working poor! P, A, B, K,F,C ahhh haauu hummm.. the only drugs I ingest these days are the random nurofen .. tis rather sad really but there it is .. the gang members I have see here are not the ones I would have expected .. but shuuuuuush its a secret .. John Key might be reading this thread ..

[FJRider]

udderly disappointing.

Just milk it for all you're worth .. :innocent:


Hello. :bye:


You show her your's first ... :laugh:

[Big Dog]

He did. Showed he was a tit in his first post.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

He did. Showed he was a tit in his first post.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Ouch. Very witty of you.:laugh:

[FJRider]

Thanks caseye .. it's like .. walking into a room where the only exit is the pits of hell's fire .. and hairy little pygmies climb over each other with glazed looks of excitement ushering you towards the burning heat ..

Just wait until you until you get get into the Adventure bike Forums ... :facepalm:


sorry .. got lost in the moment :facepalm: :violin:

You're new ... you'll get used to it ... :shutup:


god help us all if the conversations were actually about motorcycles .. where the hell would the fun in that be eh ... nice crowd lol

The site is for those with an interest in Motorcycles ...

However ... some have interests that take precedence ... :laugh:

[husaberg]

Thanks caseye .. it's like .. walking into a room where the only exit is the pits of hell's fire .. and hairy little pygmies climb over each other with glazed looks of excitement ushering you towards the burning heat ..



I understand he is a gypsy pigmy well so I have heard anyway............
Its general banter, show us you tits is like a colloquial expression in some parts........kind of like hello I am retarded.........

[unstuck]

hello I am retarded.........

Yes, I would agree with that statement.:sunny:

[Kickaha]

Otaki eh? :facepalm: Lovely place except for all the unemployed yoof, P-heads and patched gang members.
Don't forget the fuckoff big queue to even get to the place on SH1 every fucking holiday weekend

[husaberg]

Yes, I would agree with that statement.:sunny:

But I don't want to see your tits though...............:bleh:

[unstuck]

But I don't want to see your tits though...............:bleh:

Ya do so ya perv.:yes:

[Smifffy]

Ya do so ya perv.:yes:

Dirty holdout!

[husaberg]

Ya do so ya perv.:yes:

A perve never...... just a sneaky peek then, I have a chicken in the freezer just in case:innocent:

[unstuck]

A perve never...... just a sneaky peek then, I have a chicken in the freezer just in case:innocent:

Does it still have the feathers on?:love:

[Madness]

Don't forget the fuckoff big queue to even get to the place on SH1 every fucking holiday weekend

You make it sound like it's a destination.

Nice to see all the usual reprobates have posted now. Nothing quite like the remote possibility of an unattached female above the age of legal consent to bring 'em out :niceone:

[unstuck]

You make it sound like it's a destination.

Nice to see all the usual reprobates have posted now. Nothing quite like the remote possibility of an unattached female above the age of legal consent to bring 'em out :niceone:

And your here why? :innocent:

[Madness]

And your here why? :innocent:

I heard you were getting yer tits out :corn:

[husaberg]

Does it still have the feathers on?:love:
Of course it does, that the most important bit.......... ya kinky bitch...........

[unstuck]

ya kinky bitch...........

Of course.:yes:

[husaberg]

Of course.:yes:

but alas sadly only kinky...... rather than perverted;)

[FJRider]

I understand he is a gypsy pigmy well so I have heard anyway............

Not that anybody really cares ... :yawn:


Its general banter, show us you tits is like a colloquial expression in some parts........kind of like hello I am retarded.........

Slum dwellers everywhere use the same course on Learn English/How to pick up chicks ... :facepalm:

[husaberg]

Not that anybody really cares ... :yawn:



Slum dwellers everywhere use the same course on Learn English/How to pick up chicks ... :facepalm:

Hello ............i already I have the chicken though..........

[Kickaha]

You make it sound like it's a destination.
Passing through on the way to the Ferry Labour weekend, got there before the 15km tailback, it was only 3km when we got there:facepalm:

Same shit every year on the way back from Wangas

[FJRider]

Hello ............i already I have the chicken though..........

With those that succeed ... the smell of fish pervades ... :shit:

[FJRider]

Same shit every year on the way back from Wangas

After I made a point of avoiding Wangas .. I never got that ... :innocent:

[husaberg]

With those that succeed ... the smell of fish pervades ... :shit:

Plenty of takers for the chicken thus far, I find It doesn't hurt to give a little..........Not that I would notice eitherway:innocent:

[amberzfire]

and here it is .. male-to-male arse and ball slapping at it's finest .. I am finding this rather amusing .. please don't stop I really do not descriminate .. I am mentally pairing you up with each other ... we need a name for this .. hunger games/hungry games .. bear vs big daddy games .. hmmmm our options are endless ..

[husaberg]

and here it is .. male-to-male arse and ball slapping at it's finest .. I am finding this rather amusing .. please don't stop I really do not descriminate .. I am mentally pairing you up with each other ... we need a name for this .. hunger games/hungry games .. bear vs big daddy games .. hmmmm our options are endless ..

no touching of balls dude rule 101...............;)

[haydes55]

an unattached female above the age of legal consent to bring 'em out :niceone:


Age of what now?

[FJRider]

a I am finding this rather amusing .. please don't stop I really do not descriminate ..

I think you'll fit in well on this site ... :laugh:


I am mentally pairing you up with each other ...

I'm sure you must have better things to think of ... ::wacko:


we need a name for this .. hunger games/hungry games .. bear vs big daddy games .. hmmmm our options are endless ..

This is KB ...

'nuff said ... :shutup:

[amberzfire]

You make it sound like it's a destination.

Nice to see all the usual reprobates have posted now. Nothing quite like the remote possibility of an unattached female above the age of legal consent to bring 'em out :niceone:

lol .. best clear up the 'remote possibilities' so the 'usual probates' can move along swiftly .. sorry lads .. I bat for the other team .. I'm into females just as much as you lot are :innocent: like I said I don't descriminate, don't worry ladies, nothing to fear, contrary to belief bi's/lesbians don't want to jump into the skirts of every same sex person they come across, I'm only here because of motorcycles ... have a lovely evening .. some of us working poor have to get up for work early! .. it has been a pleasure reading your posts, I dare say it's just the beginning :laugh: ni night

[husaberg]

lol .. best clear up the 'remote possibilities' so the 'usual probates' can move along swiftly .. sorry lads .. I bat for the other team .. I'm into females just as much as you lot are :innocent: like I said I don't descriminate, don't worry ladies, nothing to fear, contrary to belief bi's/lesbians don't want to jump into the skirts of every same sex person they come across, I'm only here because of motorcycles ... have a lovely evening .. some of working poor have to get up for work early! .. it has been a pleasure reading your posts, I dare say it's just the beginning :laugh: ni night

I was just going to do the running gay nan jokes jibe is oh yeah the gay man joke thing is we just haven't met the right chick yet... hint hint. then you go buggar that up :facepalm:
Besides lil miss Red riding hood far from discouraging them that will only encourage most...........:innocent:

[amberzfire]

I was just going to do the running gay nan jokes jibe is oh yeah the gay man joke thing is we just haven't met the right chick yet... hint hint. then you go buggar that up :facepalm:
Besides lil miss Red riding hood far from discouraging them that will only encourage most...........:innocent:


the gay males or the straight women? shhhhh husaberg .. tomorrow you owe us all a running gay nan? man? joke/jib

[husaberg]

lol .. best clear up the 'remote possibilities' so the 'usual probates' can move along swiftly .. sorry lads .. I bat for the other team .. I'm into females just as much as you lot are :innocent: like I said I don't descriminate, don't worry ladies, nothing to fear, contrary to belief bi's/lesbians don't want to jump into the skirts of every same sex person they come across, I'm only here because of motorcycles ... have a lovely evening .. some of us working poor have to get up for work early! .. it has been a pleasure reading your posts, I dare say it's just the beginning :laugh: ni night


the gay males or the straight women? shhhhh husaberg .. tomorrow you owe us all a running gay nan? man? joke/jib

Bats for the other team.... well miss, I am a keeper.........

[Banditbandit]

lol .. best clear up the 'remote possibilities' so the 'usual probates' can move along swiftly .. sorry lads .. I bat for the other team .. I'm into females just as much as you lot are :innocent: like I said I don't descriminate, don't worry ladies, nothing to fear, contrary to belief bi's/lesbians don't want to jump into the skirts of every same sex person they come across, I'm only here because of motorcycles ... have a lovely evening .. some of us working poor have to get up for work early! .. it has been a pleasure reading your posts, I dare say it's just the beginning :laugh: ni night

Gawd .. such an admission will just have 'em slobbering even more ...

[Akzle]

pics or it never happened.

[unstuck]

Gawd .. such an admission will just have 'em slobbering even more ...

Well it's not like you would not have been slobbering over pics of tittys.:2thumbsup

[husaberg]

Well it's not like you would not have been slobbering over pics of tittys.:2thumbsup

I note he took ages to recover from the pics on the first page he had to go have a wee nap after i guess.............

[swtfa]

lol .. best clear up the 'remote possibilities' so the 'usual probates' can move along swiftly .. sorry lads .. I bat for the other team .. I'm into females just as much as you lot are :innocent:

Hehe You go Girl, that's telling them!!
Unfortunately though, this just encourages them more. Sigh - simple minds.
(This is asking for a bite)

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[amberzfire]

Gawd .. such an admission will just have 'em slobbering even more ...



slobber away lads .. thought it was about time I posted my current selfie for all to admire xox

[amberzfire]

Hehe You go Girl, that's telling them!!
Unfortunately though, this just encourages them more. Sigh - simple minds.
(This is asking for a bite)

swtfa .... I suspect I would be getting the same amount of attention had I confessed being transgendered, the novelty of my post will wear off the moment a new fem posts .. until then, it's star wars with thier light savers running out of batteries :2thumbsup

[unstuck]

slobber away lads .. thought it was about time I posted my current selfie for all to admire xox

Gorgeous, wanna root. Better looking than some of the ladies around here(wife not included, just in case I leave the computer on:love:). :Punk::Punk:

[amberzfire]

Gorgeous, wanna root. Better looking than some of the ladies around here(wife not included, just in case I leave the computer on:love:). :Punk::Punk:

thanks but your not really my cup of tea .. hmm whats your wife look like .. :hug:

[Banditbandit]

I note he took ages to recover from the pics on the first page he had to go have a wee nap after i guess.............

See .. I don't live here. I work, I ride bikes, I go fishing .. I have sex ... I have a life which is occasionally interrupted by logging in here ... so the gaps between posts are when I engage in the real world ..

[unstuck]

thanks but your not really my cup of tea .. hmm whats your wife look like .. :hug:

Hot, but she's taken. :2thumbsup


You having a bad day Bandit? :whistle:

[Maha]

thanks but your not really my cup of tea .. hmm whats your wife look like .. :hug:

Yellow complexion and tall blue hair....oh and it's you're not your.... you're welcome :corn:

[amberzfire]

Yellow complexion and tall blue hair....oh and it's you're not your.... you're welcome :corn:

thanks .. I will remember my spelling the next time I have a grownup conversation, much obliged.

[willytheekid]

:blink:...da fuc??

I think I now understand why the ladies have Girls only rides and track days n shit :yes: :laugh:

...If my dog humped ma leg this hard everytime I stepped out the house, I would switch to cats as well:facepalm:

305050

SOMEONE GRAB A HOSE!

:yawn:

[Maha]

thanks .. I will remember my spelling the next time I have a grownup conversation, much obliged.

Grown up conversation? here on KB? early days indeed.

[Madness]

slobber away lads .. thought it was about time I posted my current selfie for all to admire xox

Hitch? :blink:

[Reckless]

lol .. best clear up the 'remote possibilities' so the 'usual probates' can move along swiftly .. sorry lads .. I bat for the other team .. I'm into females just as much as you lot are :innocent: like I said I don't discriminate, don't worry ladies, nothing to fear, contrary to belief bi's/lesbians don't want to jump into the skirts of every same sex person they come across, I'm only here because of motorcycles ... have a lovely evening .. some of us working poor have to get up for work early! .. it has been a pleasure reading your posts, I dare say it's just the beginning :laugh: ni night


Had to post LMAO

As I Fucken Cracked when when I came across the above Jem after all the hordes gathered for the kill LMAO
Only the Second post and a "Tit pic" request FFS then the keyboard warriors where into you!
Fucken great welcome I thought :facepalm:
You handle yourself very well girl :)

As I'm another lesbian :woohoo: (as my Girlfriend says) I wish you well with the crazies in the world of KB :corn:

[FJRider]

.. sorry lads .. I bat for the other team .. I'm into females just as much as you lot are :innocent:

You're not the first on this site. But I'm sure there will be few that will try their luck anyway ... :laugh:

And don't be scared to ask questions (most ... if not ALL subjects have been covered before) just be prepared for the answers ... :wacko:

[husaberg]

See .. I don't live here. I work, I ride bikes, I go fishing .. I have sex ... I have a life which is occasionally interrupted by logging in here ... so the gaps between posts are when I engage in the real world ..

Life outside of internet say what.... is it like the matrix?

[FJRider]

Hitch? :blink:

Far too good looking .. :pinch:

[FJRider]

Life outside of internet say what.... is it like the matrix?

He's just joshing ya ... take no notice ... we know the truth ... <_<





don't we .. ?? :confused:

[amberzfire]

Hitch? :blink:

Hiker?


:blink:...da fuc??

I think I now understand why the ladies have Girls only rides and track days n shit :yes: :laugh:

...If my dog humped ma leg this hard everytime I stepped out the house, I would switch to cats as well:facepalm:

305050

SOMEONE GRAB A HOSE!

:yawn:

please do not miscontrue my sexual orientation as a generic baseline for the sisterhood .. unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy' :bash:


Had to post LMAO

As I Fucken Cracked when when I came across the above Jem after all the hordes gathered for the kill LMAO
Only the Second post and a "Tit pic" request FFS then the keyboard warriors where into you!
Fucken great welcome I thought :facepalm:
You handle yourself very well girl :)

As I'm another lesbian :woohoo: (as my Girlfriend says) I wish you well with the crazies in the world of KB :corn:

Thanks Reckless .. it's been umm interesting .. certainly not what I expected at all lol but it takes all types to make the world go round eh :rockon:

[FJRider]

Hiker?

Close ... :Oops:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php/636-Hitcher


please do not miscontrue my sexual orientation as a generic baseline for the sisterhood ..

It's OUR imagination ... we'll do it OUR way ... :zzzz:


unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy' :bash:

Another myth (dream) dashed ... :cry:


Thanks Reckless .. it's been umm interesting .. certainly not what I expected at all lol but it takes all types to make the world go round eh :rockon:

Well said ... GO GIRL ... :sunny:

[mossy1200]

Yep
Im getting old.

6 pages of molestations and I now realise we have a new female member.

You guys need PM next time.

[amberzfire]

lol FJ I have only just worked out how to do the multi quotes ... yes fair call mate .. your imagination and do it your way :Police:

[Reckless]

Yep
Im getting old.

6 pages of molestation's and I now realise we have a new female member.

You guys need PM next time.


To true Mossy reading this I despair that blokes have completely lost the art of picking up a chick?
Or at least gettin onside an getting her kinship and confidence before ..............................
It usually only takes a few moments initially??

Ah fuck whatever?? I got a great chick who gives a shit if Manhood makes a dick of itself :facepalm: LMAO

Still love post #58 and she waited till page four to! Bitch has Class LMAO :woohoo:

[mossy1200]

Still love post #58 and she waited till page four to! Bitch has Class LMAO :woohoo:

Sounds like she could be a keeper.

[Maha]

Sounds like she could be a keeper.

Disturbing that it's had 24 closer looks :eek5:

[husaberg]

Disturbing that it's had 24 closer looks :eek5:

22 of them according to the forum stats are FJ and Unstuck:innocent:

[unstuck]

lol, some of you guy are more fucked in the head than I thought, if you think we are here trying to pick chicks up. :lol::lol::lol:
Tis a bit of fun, something you guys obviously need more of in your diet. You are taking life way too seriously.:nya::nya::nya:


305062:bleh::bleh::bleh:

[amberzfire]

lol, some of you guy are more fucked in the head than I thought, if you think we are here trying to pick chicks up. :lol::lol::lol:
Tis a bit of fun, something you guys obviously need more of in your diet. You are taking life way too seriously.:nya::nya::nya:


305062:bleh::bleh::bleh:

As a matter of re-direction Unstuck ... yes your tits are bigger than mine .. I give credit where it is due although slightly jelous :p:girlfight:

[unstuck]

although slightly jelous :p:girlfight:

Dont be jealous, they are only implants, anyone can get em.:Punk::Punk:

[scumdog]

Well, ANOTHER standard 'welcome to KB' thread laced with 11-year-old boys pick-up lines and bulldozer-subtle innuendos...just lucky amberzfire is used to dealing with ding-bats, morons, idiots cretins and general slack-jawed, mouthbreathing lack-wits!:crazy:

Welcome girl, this place is full of madness (No not THAT Madness) such as no other place in the universe.:blink:

(It will be like work away from work for you!)

[unstuck]

just lucky amberzfire is used to dealing with ding-bats, morons, idiots cretins and general slack-jawed, mouthbreathing lack-wits!:crazy:



And we feel so lucky to have you as our leader scummy.:not::not:

[willytheekid]

please do not miscontrue my sexual orientation as a generic baseline for the sisterhood .. unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy' :bash:


:blink:...Daaaaa Fuc?

Ahhhh, Im certainly NOT the one to "miscontrue" anything or any "code"....seems you are tho?:Oops:

I was just commenting at the amount of dogs humpin ya leg!:laugh: (seemed like a clear message?:confused:)

....honestly couldn't give two flying fucks what you ride fellow KBer...on the road, track or in the sack!;)


305063
....To put it simply lol


But Welcome to KB :love: (Great to see you fitting in and cock punching with the best KB has to offer :laugh:...yes!...that sadly IS the best we have:weep:...I Know, but we can't afford ringers...well...except Nodrog, but he does it ALL for free:crazy:...dont ask:facepalm:)

Please don't feed the Akzels, DO feed the Nodrogs(its worth it), and try not to let the tits go straight to your head

...Welcome to the KB crew Amber :D :drinknsin (Its all down hill from here...we saved you a seat at the bottom:niceone:)

[buggerit]

Well, ANOTHER standard 'welcome to KB' thread laced with 11-year-old boys pick-up lines and bulldozer-subtle innuendos...just lucky amberzfire is used to dealing with ding-bats, morons, idiots cretins and general slack-jawed, mouthbreathing lack-wits!:crazy:

Welcome girl, this place is full of madness (No not THAT Madness) such as no other place in the universe.:blink:

(It will be like work away from work for you!)

Does she work at the Beehive? I thought she was in mental health,? similar I spose<_<

[amberzfire]

:blink:...Daaaaa Fuc?

Ahhhh, Im certainly NOT the one to "miscontrue" anything or any "code"....seems you are tho?:Oops:

I was just commenting at the amount of dogs humpin ya leg!:laugh: (seemed like a clear message?:confused:)

....honestly couldn't give two flying fucks what you ride fellow KBer...on the road, track or in the sack!;)


305063
....To put it simply lol


But Welcome to KB :love: (Great to see you fitting in and cock punching with the best KB has to offer :laugh:...yes!...that sadly IS the best we have:weep:...I Know, but we can't afford ringers...well...except Nodrog, but he does it ALL for free:crazy:...dont ask:facepalm:)

Please don't feed the Akzels, DO feed the Nodrogs(its worth it), and try not to let the tits go straight to your head

...Welcome to the KB crew Amber :D :drinknsin (Its all down hill from here...we saved you a seat at the bottom:niceone:)


come ere willy come on .. giz a hug .. especially now I have posted my current selfie as my profile picture, it might make your more comfortable in my presence .. you said something you ment one way .. I took it took it unapologetically to mean another .. tis the glory or rapture of being human .. now should we hold hands and sing happy songs? or would you like a cup of tea instead :innocent:

cock punching .. thats a new reference I haven't heard before but I quite like it .. thanks for the welcome .. race you to the bottom.:shutup:

[Big Dog]

come ere willy come on .. giz a hug .. especially now I have posted my current selfie as my profile picture, it might make your more comfortable in my presence .. you said something you ment one way .. I took it took it unapologetically to mean another .. tis the glory or rapture of being human .. now should we hold hands and sing happy songs? or would you like a cup of tea instead :innocent:

cock punching .. thats a new reference I haven't heard before but I quite like it .. thanks for the welcome .. race you to the bottom.:shutup:
Whose bottom?

Look! You've done it again.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

305075:devil2::devil2::devil2:

[husaberg]

:

But Welcome to KB :love: (Great to see you fitting in and cock punching with the best KB has to offer :laugh:...yes!...that sadly IS the best we have:weep:...I Know, but we can't afford ringers...well...except Nodrog, but he does it ALL for free:crazy:...dont ask:facepalm:)

Please don't feed the Akzels, DO feed the Nodrogs(its worth it), and try not to let the tits go straight to your head

:)

My understanding, is Mrs Nodrogs says feed you him you can have him.......
Which begs the question A new meat thread, and no Nodrog.......... does Stirts have him chained up or something?

[Maha]

'unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy'

Thank fuck for that, it'll put me off my Lunch time fish burger.

[Madness]

'unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy'

Thank fuck for that, it'll put me off my Lunch time fish burger.

A bit late for lunch, innit?

[husaberg]

'unbelievably 'girl only rides' is not code for 'all girl orgy'

Thank fuck for that, it'll put me off my Lunch time fish burger.

Next thing she will be saying not all 0900 number sexy time girls arn't super hot busty wenches...........:bleh:

[mossy1200]

Next thing she will be saying not all 0900 number sexy time girls arn't super hot busty wenches...........:bleh:

First the Tooth Fairy then Santa now this.
Life is a shit sandwich and its always lunchtime.

[scumdog]

41 looks at amberzfires profile page, probably more a minute then any other newbie has ever had.:devil2:

"Well done that girl"

[Madness]

41 looks at amberzfires profile page, probably more a minute then any other newbie has ever had.:devil2:

"Well done that girl"

41 views from a total of how many members reprobates? 12? (I'm not looking again, don't want to give the lass a complex). I reckon it's Groober, prolly sneaking off to rub one out every half an hour in the (management, of course) toilet at work.

[FJRider]

As a matter of re-direction Unstuck ... yes your tits are bigger than mine .. I give credit where it is due although slightly jelous :p:girlfight:

Any more than a mouthful is a waste ... :wink:

[Stirts]

A new meat thread, and no Nodrog.......... does Stirts have him chained up or something?

Something like that...

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=065e517cdb93" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Oh yeah. ..welcome to you amberzfire. You are doing a mighty fine job dealing with this lot :)

[scumdog]

Nah..never!
His balls ain't THAT big so I've been told.

[Stirts]

Nah..never!
His balls ain't THAT big so I've been told.

Scrivy does have a big mouth

[amberzfire]

Whose bottom?

Look! You've done it again.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Can't win eh ... :brick: lol

[husaberg]

Something like that...



Oh yeah. ..welcome to you amberzfire. You are doing a mighty fine job dealing with this lot :)

After you have got that sorted time to move on to the glutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBn6kTK7G7o

[amberzfire]

41 views from a total of how many members reprobates? 12? (I'm not looking again, don't want to give the lass a complex). I reckon it's Groober, prolly sneaking off to rub one out every half an hour in the (management, of course) toilet at work.

my fault .. I referred to my new profile pic, thought it would automatically change the avatar, did not know it a was seperate function .. but all sorted now .. no need for profile viewing .. my avatar is enough to satisfy this otherwise insatiable kb appetite

[Madness]

my fault .. I referred to my new profile pic, thought it would automatically change the avatar, did not know it a was seperate function .. but all sorted now .. no need for profile viewing .. my avatar is enough to satisfy this otherwise insatiable kb appetite

It's alright sweet-cheeks, I think Groober's well & truly "spent" now.

[Maha]

A bit late for lunch, innit?

.....like any lesbian, take it when you can get it Chris.


Next thing she will be saying not all 0900 number sexy time girls arn't super hot busty wenches...........:bleh:

I knew a female that did that, she weighed in at an easy 120kgs and said she used to sit there talking while doing the knitting.

[unstuck]

Can't win eh ... :brick: lol

Thats the mental health professional attitude I know and love so well.:innocent:

[amberzfire]

Thats the mental health professional attitude I know and love so well.:innocent:

I actually have no come back for that ... because I agree. Well done Unstuck.

[haydes55]

I actually have no come back for that ... because I agree. Well done Unstuck.


The difference here though, is Unstuck experiences the mental health services as a patient.

[unstuck]

The difference here though, is Unstuck experiences the mental health services as a patient.

Correct, never stated otherwise. And the point to your post is? Rather than stating the OBVIOUS. :rolleyes:

[amberzfire]

Something like that...



Oh yeah. ..welcome to you amberzfire. You are doing a mighty fine job dealing with this lot :)


Hi Ya Stirts ... how on earth do you cope with them? lol it's quite amazing (and the lass in the vid should have just grabbed them ripped then open with her teeth lol)

*thankyou anon quite blinger for the advice :-)

[Erelyes]

I understand he is a gypsy pigmy well so I have heard anyway............
Its general banter, show us you tits is like a colloquial expression in some parts........kind of like hello I am retarded.........

Those particularly genteel will instead proclaim, 'Show us your growler'

[husaberg]

Those particularly genteel will instead proclaim, 'Show us your growler'

What women could possibly resist such eloquence
http://jessedictor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-panty-drop.gif

[FJRider]

The difference here though, is Unstuck experiences the mental health services as a patient.

Do you not accept their help .. ???

[Akzle]

*thankyou anon quite blinger for the advice :-)

and thank YOU for the PM titty pics. :D

[unstuck]

and thank YOU for the PM titty pics. :D

Bastard, I never got any. :mad:

[scumdog]

Those particularly genteel will instead proclaim, 'Show us your growler'

A growler?

Ain't that a large beer-vessel in the US?;)

[Akzle]

Bastard, I never got any. :mad:
you didn't give her any..




..advice, that is.

A growler?

Ain't that a large beer-vessel in the US?;)

take what you can get i suppose

[Madness]

Bastard, I never got any. :mad:

Sucks to be you bro.

Cheers amberzfire. I particularly liked the whipped cream one, nom nom.

[husaberg]

The difference here though, is Unstuck experiences the mental health services as a patient.

Unstuck did get help it worked he no longer repeatedly stabs people who piss him off now........2 or three times in the correct place will probably be enough:rolleyes:

[FJRider]

Bastard, I never got any. :mad:

Take your own pic's ... (some) Gorrrrrrrre chicks have tit's ... don't they .. ??

[FJRider]

Sucks to be you bro.

Cheers amberzfire. I particularly liked the whipped cream one, nom nom.

I liked the one of her left Bum cheek ... :calm:

[husaberg]

Take your own pic's ... (some) Gorrrrrrrre chicks have tit's ... don't they .. ??

likely some of the blokes do to...........

[amberzfire]

and thank YOU for the PM titty pics. :D

Anytime Akzle :love: .. now we can cross off sheep, llama, goat, pig and dog .. but I am having a real problem trying to find hen titty pics? is that even possible? .. the whole beastality/down on the farm stuff is a little out of my league I'm afraid, I mean I love animals but not quite the way you do although I can put you in touch with someone who can help with those issues? .. just let me know :tugger:


Bastard, I never got any. :mad:

Can send you the same ones I sent Akzle???


Sucks to be you bro.

Cheers amberzfire. I particularly liked the whipped cream one, nom nom.

Madness .. ohh madness .. you are my little special project .. I really enjoyed whipping your cream .. smothering it all over these swollen .. errect ..toungue twirling .. man booby nipples of Akzle's .. you lot are a bit of a worry alright but I will not pass judgement :niceone:

[amberzfire]

I liked the one of husabergs left Bum cheek ... :calm:

husaberg .... FJRider likes your left bum cheek ... I am not sure why .. but awesome for you guys! congrads :2thumbsup

[Akzle]

Anytime Akzle...I can... touch you .. just let me know [and i will] :tugger:

you're a doll.

[amberzfire]

you're a doll, do you still have my blow up harry doll?

Yes I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ill just need it a wee bit longer k :love:

[husaberg]

husaberg .... FJRider likes your left bum cheek ... I am not sure why .. but awesome for you guys! congrads :2thumbsup

I am often told I have a tasty bum you think I would get sick of hearing it......... well so far I don't.................

[FJRider]

husaberg .... FJRider likes your left bum cheek ... I am not sure why .. but awesome for you guys! congrads :2thumbsup

I awarded you bling for another of your posts ... it may be a while before I do it again. (maybe)

But you DO seem to be able to fit in on this site ... remarkably well actually.

GO GIRL ... :yes:

[unstuck]

Take your own pic's ... (some) Gorrrrrrrre chicks have tit's ... don't they .. ??

If you like em next to their knees.:eek:

[unstuck]

Can send you the same ones I sent Akzle???

HELL NO.:nono:

[unstuck]

Unstuck did get help it worked he no longer repeatedly stabs people who piss him off now........2 or three times in the correct place will probably be enough:rolleyes:

Down to one quick stab with a pencil now, really proud. Dont even need the muzzle when I go out in public now.:devil2:

[unstuck]

As you may have guessed, I have not mastered the art of multi quoting. :laugh::laugh::laugh::bleh:

[husaberg]

Down to one quick stab with a pencil now, really proud. Dont even need the muzzle when I go out in public now.:devil2:

I use a drum stick, butt to each his own.....:lol:

[husaberg]

As you may have guessed, I have not mastered the art of multi quoting. :laugh::laugh::laugh::bleh:

tis the one next to reply with quote just keep clicking and when you get to the last hit reply with quote........

[unstuck]

tis the one next to reply with quote just keep clicking and when you get to the last hit reply with quote........

Meh, took me long enough to figure out how to turn the stupid thing on.:scratch:

[Madness]

Well that was an epic fucking anti-climax. I thought I would have recognised Akzles nippłes too, that's the really annoying bit.

[amberzfire]

Meh, took me long enough to figure out how to turn the stupid thing on.:scratch: amberzfire .. did you find me on youtube I sent you the link

http://youtu.be/W6DmHGYy_xk Yes unstuck .... awww your amazing .. brilliant your just brilliant and looking ohh so hot in white .. brings out your eyes .. Iv actually used your vid in my signature because I love it so much .. :niceone:

[unstuck]

Well that was an epic fucking anti-climax. I thought I would have recognised Akzles nippłes too, that the really annoying bit.

Im surprised you could see them on the fat bastard.:whistle:


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[unstuck]

Yes unstuck .... awww your amazing .. brilliant your just brilliant and looking ohh so hot in white .. brings out your eyes .. Iv actually used your vid in my signature because I love it so much .. :niceone:

Aww, damn now you've gone and done it.:weird:

Wheres my pencil.:angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2:

[amberzfire]

Aww, damn now you've gone and done it.:weird:

Wheres my pencil.:angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2:

:baby: :hug: :baby:

[unstuck]

:baby: :hug: :baby:



305125:motu::motu:

[amberzfire]

:motu::motu:

LMFAO :lol: I'll take that as a compliment ... you guys are fantastic

[unstuck]

LMFAO :lol: I'll take that as a compliment ... you guys are fantastic

Ha ha, now your gonna get an ass whooping from the mods for breaking the rules. Sucker.:clap::clap:

[Madness]

...you guys are fantastic

Funny, not the typical response from a n00b. You're definitely well suited to your chosen vocation.

[amberzfire]

Ha ha, now i'm gonna get an ass whooping from the mods for breaking the rules. I Suck myself :clap::clap:

umm okk another little gem for you, husaberg & madness ... so close http://youtu.be/-F83h_EVlm8 awesome you 3 ... love it

[husaberg]

Im surprised you could see them on the fat bastard.:whistle:


I knew I had seen you before
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[unstuck]

umm okk another little gem for you, husaberg & madness ... so close http://youtu.be/-F83h_EVlm8 awesome you 3 ... love it

:2thumbsup How GLEEfull. :puke:

[unstuck]

I knew I had seen you before


:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme :killingme:killingme:killingme

[amberzfire]

question. how come when I post link to vid in threads it only gives url and vid graphic doesn't appear?

[cs363]

question. how come when I post link to vid in threads it only gives url and vid graphic doesn't appear?

Some threads have the video code turned off (like this one), check the very bottom of the page on the right hand side and it shows what options are available.
I think it may have something to do with this thread being started by a noob :) so you're priveledges are less, though I'm not 100% sure on that.

[amberzfire]

Some threads have the video code turned off (like this one), check the very bottom of the page on the right hand side and it shows what options are available.
I think it may have something to do with this thread being started by a noob :) so you're priveledges are less, though I'm not 100% sure on that.

Thankyou cs363 .. much appreciated :D

[husaberg]

Some threads have the video code turned off (like this one), check the very bottom of the page on the right hand side and it shows what options are available.
I think it may have something to do with this thread being started by a noob :) so you're priveledges are less, though I'm not 100% sure on that.

It threw me too, never noticed a thread without it... other than PD.......

[scumdog]

umm okk another little gem for you, husaberg & madness ... so close http://youtu.be/-F83h_EVlm8 awesome you 3 ... love it

Uh, those guys don't look anything like most guys on KB - they look far too butch.:msn-wink:

[Madness]

Uh, those guys don't look anything like most guys on KB - they look far too butch.:msn-wink:

Says the balding Graham Norton look-alike with standard issue popo moustache.

[scumdog]

Says the balding Graham Norton look-alike with standard issue popo moustache.


Yep, like I said, the rest of us are pretty cool and macho...so sad about you though Madness, going all lavender on us...

[Madness]

Yep, like I said, the rest of us are pretty cool and macho...

You're a funny guy. This doesn't look like lavender to me, what you talking about?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=265181

[unstuck]

Can you spare me a couple of tinnys there scummy?:whistle:

[amberzfire]

Uh, those guys don't look anything like most guys on KB - they look far too butch.:msn-wink:

:shutup: lol ... well ... at the very least I hope other kb menfolk can open their minds and take in/on .. (doesn't matter weather your top or bottom) some of those dance moves .. highly impressive. Big thumbs up from me.

[husaberg]

:shutup: lol ... well ... at the very least I hope other kb menfolk can open their minds and take in/on .. (doesn't matter weather your top or bottom) some of those dance moves .. highly impressive. Big thumbs up from me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeusM-l8zGk

[amberzfire]

bodybangers

love the tune hhmmmmm .. I best not gunna comment anymore than that :o ..

[Newbi]

Are you flirting Husa?

[husaberg]

Are you flirting Husa?

with who, I do with unstuck sometimes he pretends not to notice though......:innocent:
Seriously though husa not t really the flirting kind.

[Newbi]

with who, I do with unstuck sometimes he pretends not to notice though......:innocent:

You and he make a sweet couple, cos of course you stand no chance with the lady of this thread as she has the intelligence to swing the other way.

[husaberg]

You and he make a sweet couple, cos of course you stand no chance with the lady of this thread as she has the intelligence to swing the other way.

I stand for one way but I bend at will...........take that whichever way you wish miss:love:

[scumdog]

You're a funny guy. This doesn't look like lavender to me, what you talking about?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=265181

'Invalid link' tells me nothing.

So you're still lavender!:yes:

[Madness]

'Invalid link' tells me nothing.

So you're still lavender!:yes:

Sorry. I forgot that you're not able to access that part of KB, I was being a lazy cunt.

http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2009/04/constable_tom_taylor_of_balclutha_with_the_haul_of _1219205514.JPG

[scumdog]

Sorry. I forgot that you're not able to access that part of KB, I was being a lazy cunt.

http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2009/04/constable_tom_taylor_of_balclutha_with_the_haul_of _1219205514.JPG

Well I thought it was lavender - your lavender..:rofl::whistle:

[Madness]

Well I thought it was lavender - your lavender..:rofl::whistle:

Top effort piss poor investigative skills there Scummy. You'll be due a promotion if you keep that up.

[amberzfire]

omg look what you people have done to my thread! corruption at it's finest .. I just wanted to say hello .. now Im a ranter & raver :motu:

[Madness]

:motu:

:motu: :moon:

[husaberg]

omg look what you people have done to my thread! corruption at it's finest .. I just wanted to say hello .. now Im a ranter & raver :motu:

But I can post videos now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWHE32IxUc

whoops should have been this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5PZQMwL7iE

[amberzfire]

:motu: :moon:

feeling like my innocence is kinda violated ... put your arse away madness your not in the shower block now buddy

[scumdog]

But I can post videos now


American Woman - one of my faves!:Punk:

[amberzfire]

Madness I found your brothers!

http://youtu.be/_d3sC1YhKD8

[husaberg]

Madness I found your brothers!

http://youtu.be/_d3sC1YhKD8

Closer to this
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt205/fivestring63/hillbillytwins.jpg

[amberzfire]

Closer to this


:laugh::facepalm: you know what they say about men with big ears don't you husaberg .. or was that feet? or .. hands?


*gee ... even my post count has flung itself back to 3 ... thanks .. :motu: :tugger: :tugger: :motu:

[husaberg]

:laugh::facepalm: you know what they say about men with big ears don't you husaberg .. or was that feet? or .. hands?

no can't say I do..........refresh my mammary
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[unstuck]

lol, took long enough to get the thread to rant and rave, although I was kinda hoping for more PD.:innocent:

[amberzfire]

no can't say I do..........refresh my mammary
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small ear canals husaberg .. small ear canals ... :drool:


lol, took long enough to get the thread to rant and rave, although I was kinda hoping for more PD.:innocent:

could of been worse I suppose ... :girlfight: they could have reset my post count so I can't paste the graphics on vid urls .. ohh that's right they did :finger:

enjoy this beautiful sunday folks ... too good to waste inside ... :niceone:

[R650R]

lol, took long enough to get the thread to rant and rave, although I was kinda hoping for more PD.:innocent:

Is there a synopsis of thread highlights available, wondered where 13 pages came from so quick, cant be arsed reading it all...

[Akzle]

Is there a synopsis of thread highlights available, wondered where 13 pages came from so quick, cant be arsed reading it all...

there were no highlights.

[buggerit]

Closer to this
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt205/fivestring63/hillbillytwins.jpg

Madness is a brother of Tony Abbott?:gob::crazy:

[Madness]

Closer to this

Actually I have no family ties to the West Coast at all, never even been there.

[husaberg]

Actually I have no family ties to the West Coast at all, never even been there.

They are all pretty feral so I am told.....:innocent:

[unstuck]

They are all pretty feral so I am told.....:innocent:

Yep, at my bros place you still have to shit in the woods.
And if you want a bath, you have to light a fire under it and wait for it to get hot.:crazy:

[husaberg]

Yep, at my bros place you still have to shit in the woods.
And if you want a bath, you have to light a fire under it and wait for it to get hot.:crazy:

Yes correct I understand they all like to live like the armish......

[Akzle]

Yep, at my bros place you still have to shit in the woods.
And if you want a bath, you have to light a fire under it and wait for it to get hot.:crazy:

hahahahahhahahaha






hot water.

pussy.

[unstuck]

hahahahahhahahaha






hot water.

pussy.

If you would sit in a bath full of cold water next to franz josef glacier, your a harder man than I gave you credit for.:not::not::not:

[scumdog]

if you want a bath, you have to light a fire under it and wait for it to get hot.:crazy:

Same here - but we's modern, two gas BBQ rings & bottle of LPG.:niceone:

One hour to heat and about 10 baths to the bottle of LPG.

Just gotta watch the neighbours ain't around as ya nip from bath to house:shutup:

[scumdog]

If you would sit in a bath full of cold water next to franz josef glacier, your a harder man than I gave you credit for.:not::not::not:

After two minutes he wouldn't be hard, no sir!

[unstuck]

Same here - but we's modern, two gas BBQ rings & bottle of LPG.:niceone:

One hour to heat and about 10 baths to the bottle of LPG.

Just gotta watch the neighbours ain't around as ya nip from bath to house:shutup:

I keep telling him he needs to upgrage, but he just scorns modern technology. Then spends a couple of grand on a stereo.:wacko:

[Akzle]

I keep telling him he needs to upgrage, but he just scorns modern technology. Then spends a couple of grand on a stereo.:wacko:

that man has his priorities straight!

[scumdog]

that man has his priorities straight!

Yup, I'm just a red-neck yuppy what with using gas - instead of bits of wood & stick FFS!

And I can park the Marina by the bath close enough that I can blast out the noise from its CD player and let the neighbourhood share the bliss of my with Nana Mouskouri CD!:banana::woohoo:

No need for a new stereo.:lol:

[Akzle]

Yup, I'm just a red-neck yuppy what with using gas - instead of bits of wood & stick FFS!

And I can park the Marina by the bath close enough that I can blast out the noise from its CD player and let the neighbourhood share the bliss of my with Nana Mouskouri CD!:banana::woohoo:

No need for a new stereo.:lol:

who the fuck was talking to you?

[scumdog]

who the fuck was talking to you?

Who the fuck wants to know?

[unstuck]

Yup, I'm just a red-neck yuppy what with using gas - instead of bits of wood & stick FFS!

And I can park the Marina by the bath close enough that I can blast out the noise from its CD player and let the neighbourhood share the bliss of my with Nana Mouskouri CD!:banana::woohoo:

No need for a new stereo.:lol:

Did you watch "For the love of cars" last night. That ex copper had some real nice things to say about the marinas. :killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

[scumdog]

Did you watch "For the love of cars" last night. That ex copper had some real nice things to say about the marinas. :killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme

Well no wonder he would - 'cos did you see the size of the fucker?:laugh:

Though I never realised how good them Escort Mexicos were meant to be until that show.

[unstuck]

Well no wonder he would - 'cos did you see the size of the fucker?:laugh:

Though I never realised how good them Escort Mexicos were meant to be until that show.

He was a big lad, I thought he was gonna blub when the escort rocked up. Stupid coppers.:innocent:

[amberzfire]

who the fuck was talking to you?


Who the fuck wants to know?

what the fuck are we talking about???????????????????? :facepalm:

[Akzle]

what the fuck are we talking about???????????????????? :facepalm:

your vagina.

How the fuck has this not been PDd.

[amberzfire]

what the fuck are we talking about???????????????????? :facepalm:


my vagina.

How the fuck has this not been PDd.

ohh .. ok ... fair enough sorry to interrupt ... I'll leave you to it ..

no doubt this is on it's way to PD.

[unstuck]

what the fuck are we talking about???????????????????? :facepalm:

Morris Marinas and fat cops. :innocent:

[Akzle]

Morris Marinas and fat cops. :innocent:

like i said. Vagina.

[mossy1200]

15 pages.
Can anyone vouch for amber being real yet?

:shutup:

[amberzfire]

15 pages.
Can anyone vouch for amber being real yet?

:shutup:

the general consensus is .. no .. she is not real, neither is this thread or those who commented on it. :cool: we are all just an illusion ....

[mossy1200]

the general consensus is .. no .. she is not real, neither is this thread or those who commented on it. :cool: we are all just an illusion ....

Fair call.
Amber as real as the tooth fairy.
Great joke. Fess up if you own it.

[amberzfire]

Fair call.
Amber as real as the tooth fairy.
Great joke. Fess up if you own it.

fairy godmother not tooth fairy.

[amberzfire]

christmas is coming :eek5: ..... http://youtu.be/InYvRyX2Fu4

[Banditbandit]

christmas is coming :eek5: ..... http://youtu.be/InYvRyX2Fu4

Gawd .. Mariah Carey may well be a nice chrissie prezzie ...



http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/promo_650/public/Best%20Bets%202013/best-bets-albums-mariah-carey-650-430.jpg


However, the bearded wonder in that video I might want to send to someone I really hate !!!

[HenryDorsetCase]

your vagina.

How the fuck has this not been PDd.

skipping from p1 to p15 of this thread seems to have been worthwhile.

[husaberg]

Gawd .. Mariah Carey may well be a nice chrissie prezzie ... !

Katy From Christchurch would look pretty nice at the end of my bed just as a decoration mind you.......

[amberzfire]

However, the bearded wonder in that video I might want to send to someone I really hate !!!

don't lie .. you loved it lol :2thumbsup

[Banditbandit]

don't lie .. you loved it lol :2thumbsup

Yeah - I laughed at the video .. I would not want to see that on the end of my bed on Christmas morning however ..

[Coldrider]

15 pages.
Can anyone vouch for amber being real yet?

:shutup:who would invent otaki as their hood if it wasn't true?

Anyway as a few have been whipped into a frenzy, the thread has died and she has probably moved onto another forum. Meanwhile another newbi female will join kiwibiker and so the cycle will repeat.

[amberzfire]

the newbie female will be sooo lucky

otaki is actually a pretty cool little place .. lots of friendly people who actually say hello ... :-)

[unstuck]

and she has probably moved onto another forum.

Well that fucked your theory sheep shagga.:2thumbsup

[Paul in NZ]

the newbie female will be sooo lucky

otaki is actually a pretty cool little place .. lots of friendly people who actually say hello ... :-)

Otakis OK - well parts of it anyway...

Actually, I think we are all well overdue for a Kiwibiker Kapiti Coast get together sometime soon - its been too long...

[willytheekid]

:facepalm: Fuck it...seeing as no-one else has asked the blatantly obvious (As this IS a motorcycle forum)

So Amber...what motorcycle are you currently riding/owning?
...just curious to see if your here for the love of bikes like the rest of us<_< (as Its the one thing you haven't mentioned yet on this motorcycle forum)

...please, do share your love of bikes with us and let us know how you enjoy your current ride etc

-Ride safe Kbers :love:

ps..Aussie, scorpio - bloody good wee bikes!:yes:(work mate has one, borrowed it for a week or so...was quite fun to ride)

[unstuck]

:facepalm: Fuck it...seeing as no-one else has asked the blatantly obvious (As this IS a motorcycle forum)

So Amber...what motorcycle are you currently riding/owning?
...just curious to see if your here for the love of bikes like the rest of us<_< (as Its the one thing you haven't mentioned yet on this motorcycle forum)

...please, do share your love of bikes with us and let us know how you enjoy your current ride etc

-Ride safe Kbers :love:

ps..Aussie, scorpio - bloody good wee bikes!:yes:(work mate has one, borrowed it for a week or so...was quite fun to ride)

Trust you to start asking sensible questions Willy. She rides a broomstick, cos she dont like men. And she's a witch.:Punk::Punk:

[willytheekid]

Trust you to start asking sensible questions Willy. She rides a broomstick, cos she dont like men. And she's a witch.:Punk::Punk:

Just shit stirring mate :laugh:

Broomstick ehh...as long as its not blocking my line in the twistys, all good!...at least she'd be riding something!:shifty:

Hmmm...I wonder what the rego/wof fees are?:confused:...she just maybe onto something there!!:eek::laugh:


ps...man hug!:niceone: (Just for you...dont share it!)

[amberzfire]

:facepalm: No bike since Iv been back in NZ unfortunately, sold my cb400 when I left Oz, 2 years embroiled in a custody battle paying a nz lawyer 200 bks an hour, no legal aid entitlement can really fk with your finances, said goodbye to my baby so I could keep my kids.

Love bikes? ohh yes, miss it more than anything but priorities first .. wont have another one until I can rebuild the finances .. and what bro ..

Came here .. huge difference being around folk who ride and folk who don't .. even if it is only on gods internet for the moment .. actually haven't laughed so much in a while, hardcase some of you lot .. now would you like me to answer maintenance questions, converting Oz motorcycle licenses (what a head fk that was by the way, you'd think it would be straight forward) how I got started .. or do you want my fkn star sign????:finger:

[unstuck]

or do you want my fkn star sign????:finger:

Im picking the one with the goat.:bleh:

[mashman]

Im picking the one with the goat.:bleh:

And not the fish?

[Banditbandit]

I'll go with Sagittarius ...

http://www.lestrology.com/profiles/lesbian_sagittarius_profile.php

[unstuck]

And not the fish?


I like fish.:innocent:

[mashman]

I like fish.:innocent:

:corn: plsmthfknchrs

[Banditbandit]

I like fish.:innocent:


http://baysidemetal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/IKillFishLP.jpg

[unstuck]

Fish killer[/IMG]

Best way to eat em I have found. :yes:

[swtfa]

I'll go with Sagittarius ...

http://www.lestrology.com/profiles/lesbian_sagittarius_profile.php

Did you go to 'Lestrology' website and read every star sign before you decided on Sagittarius.... or did you like the sound of 'Oh, you naughty Sagittarius -- or should I say, Vagittarius -- Smart, sexy and vivacious... ? :yes:

[willytheekid]

.. or do you want my fkn star sign????:finger:

Nope...just wanted to know if you actually ride :D

Sorry to hear about the custody battle, never nice :no: (fuckin HATE lawyers...cock punch him when its over...get your moneys worth!:yes:)

Good to hear your after another bike once your all sorted...the KB community can help with finding cheap bikes & gear if needed :niceone: (We like to see our fellow KBers get back on two wheels, so yell if you need any help etc...we will do what we can for a fellow KBer)



...For the love of bikes!:love:, THATS whats its all about :niceone: (Sorry Amber, had to check :o...and bloody glad your actualy a fellow rider)

Enjoy KB mate, glad the mad fucks round here are giving you a giggle...some bloody good people on this site:yes:




ps: Star sign?...lol, been to enough magog scorpio parties to spot one ;)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgLFq2SVAOE
:Punk:

[unstuck]

Wonky willys post

Bloody good song that mate.:headbang::headbang:

Although my daughter used to think it was "stroppy old girls". :laugh:

[Banditbandit]

Did you go to 'Lestrology' website and read every star sign before you decided on Sagittarius.... or did you like the sound of 'Oh, you naughty Sagittarius -- or should I say, Vagittarius -- Smart, sexy and vivacious... ? :yes:

A bit of both .. but it was this part that resonated ... :dodge:


also, an awful liar. And, come to think of it, you couldn't joke your way out of a paper bag. Though, you tend to be an excellent exaggerator whenever you tell a story about yourself (which you dearly love to do).

[Grubber]

Wow....245 posts and 17 pages..
Certainly made a name for yourself already.:eek5:

[Akzle]

I'll go with Sagittarius ...

http://www.lestrology.com/profiles/lesbian_sagittarius_profile.php
more like... VAGittarius.

Did you go to 'Lestrology' website and read every star sign before you decided on Sagittarius.... or did you like the sound of 'Oh, you naughty Sagittarius -- or should I say, Vagittarius -- Smart, sexy and vivacious... ? :yes:
yeah that. but i thunk of it before i read you posted it.

Wow....245 posts and 17 pages..
Certainly made a name for yourself already.:eek5:
you could learn something.

[Madness]

you could learn something.

Unlikely though, wouldn't you think?

[Maha]

Wow....245 posts and 17 pages..
Certainly made a name for yourself already.:eek5:

OP's post count took a hammering when it (the thread) got move to Rant and More Rant, She has actually made 87 posts. Years ago when 'post's that count' got the shuffle, one members post dived to about ten...

[Akzle]

Unlikely though, wouldn't you think?

quite, quite.

[amberzfire]

Nope...just wanted to know if you actually ride :D

Good to hear your after another bike once your all sorted...the KB community can help with finding cheap bikes & gear if needed :niceone: (We like to see our fellow KBers get back on two wheels, so yell if you need any help etc...we will do what we can for a fellow KBer)

...For the love of bikes!:love:, THATS whats its all about :niceone: (Sorry Amber, had to check :o...and bloody glad your actualy a fellow rider)

thanks I'll be hitting folks up don't worry about that .. glad to know I passed the ... umm ... kb gustapo interrogation :eek5: fk lawyers .. but make ya bed lye in it .. not complaining.


Wow....245 posts and 17 pages..
Certainly made a name for yourself already.:eek5:

I just wanted to say hello :brick: Its Ankels fault for the large number of posts and excessive pages .. if you read through them you will see half of them have nothing to do with me lol


OP's post count took a hammering when it (the thread) got move to Rant and More Rant, She has actually made 87 posts. Years ago when 'post's that count' got the shuffle, one members post dived to about ten...

Have I really posted 87 times? where can you see that? ... I'm not happy that my video graphics don't come up when I post URLs .. that sux lolliepops.