Free to good home...

[placidfemme]

My neighbors dog had puppies and they want to get rid of one of them... my neighbors wife reckons the puppy stares at her...

[strayjuliet]

My neighbours dog also had puppies...
We are just not sure what it mated with...

[Phurrball]

Those are both *so wrong*!

Bored, clever people should not be allowed Photoshop to play with... :oi-grr:

[XTC]

#2 is just so f%^king scary.....

[bugjuice]

I found this cat once..

[Charlie]

My neighbours dog also had puppies...
We are just not sure what it mated with...

OMG thats scary! GROSS!

[Sniper]

I found this cat once..
And I shot it

[Wolf]

And I shot it
I hope you shot it twice - it looks like it could survive one bullet.

[bugjuice]

And I shot it
mean bastards

[placidfemme]

My neighbours dog also had puppies...
We are just not sure what it mated with...

holy cow... I don't even have anything else to say except... ewwwwwww

[Sniper]

mean bastards

It was stealing my chicken virginity

[Charlie]

holy cow... I don't even have anything else to say except... ewwwwwww

Well yes, there might be some cow in there; some pig perhaps... actually I think 'puppies' is the LAST thing I'd use to describe them!

[Postie]

My neighbours dog also had puppies...
We are just not sure what it mated with...

i went out with a girl like that once......... at least i think it was a girl...... great shag!!!

[placidfemme]

i went out with a girl like that once......... at least i think it was a girl...... great shag!!!

so the puppies are yours lol :rofl:

[Postie]

so the puppies are yours lol :rofl:

never thought about that........ damn it...... better get a cheap flight

[Charlie]

never thought about that........ damn it...... better get a cheap flight
I'd get a 2nd job too, with all those extra mouths to feed; and god knows what they eat... small children perhaps?????

[v.ros`]

OMG ...

thats just wrong and gross...esp the second one. LMFAO

[strayjuliet]

It puts a whole new meaning on falling pregnant while doing doggy style. :chase:

[Beemer]

It puts a whole new meaning on falling pregnant while doing doggy style. :chase:

Reminds me of the story about the antenatal class. Teacher says if you have sex with the woman on top, you'll have a boy, man on top, a girl. Blonde starts crying and says "but I don't want puppies!"

[Waylander]

2nd one isn't photoshop. That aught to give it new meaning for ya.

[placidfemme]

2nd one isn't photoshop. That aught to give it new meaning for ya.

ahhh... surely not that thing is the ugliest damn thing EVER... unless its GE

[Waylander]

ahhh... surely not that thing is the ugliest damn thing EVER... unless its GE
Plaster, fur and paint if I remember correctly.

[placidfemme]

Plaster, fur and paint if I remember correctly.

lol some school project huh

[Charlie]

Plaster, fur and paint if I remember correctly.
Someone has a wild imagination.... and too much spare time!

[Sniper]

It reminds me of the dog from never never land. Or that strange movie that used to give me nightmares

[froggyfrenchman]

*frog shudders and leaves forum

[strayjuliet]

It reminds me of the dog from never never land. Or that strange movie that used to give me nightmares

You don't mean the dog or dragon thingy from never ending story do ya?

[Sniper]

Thats the one, thanks!

[Charlie]

You don't mean the dog or dragon thingy from never ending story do ya?
Oh god no, this is way creepier than that.... and someone allowed it to breed!

[Gremlin]

You don't mean the dog or dragon thingy from never ending story do ya?
Falkor??

Loved the Neverending Story, but each successive movie seemed to get worse and worse :oi-grr:

[strayjuliet]

Falkor??

Loved the Neverending Story, but each successive movie seemed to get worse and worse :oi-grr:

Must admit I liked the movie as well, yes I agree they did get worse, and considering its called the "Never Ending Story" then why does each movie have an ending??? :blink: :scratch:

[WRT]

How can it be that the writter of The Never Ending Story never got sued for false advertising?

[Gremlin]

perhaps it was meant to be a never ending story, but after the movies kept getting worse they sorta gave up on the idea knowing that it wouldn't be tomatoes after a while :dodge:

How many was it? 4 or perhaps 3?? Can't really remember.

G'Mork used to scare me as a child, and the turtle speaking to Atreyu was funny *wistful*

[Wolf]

perhaps it was meant to be a never ending story, but after the movies kept getting worse they sorta gave up on the idea knowing that it wouldn't be tomatoes after a while :dodge:

How many was it? 4 or perhaps 3?? Can't really remember.

G'Mork used to scare me as a child, and the turtle speaking to Atreyu was funny *wistful*
Too old to be terrified by Neverending Story as a child, had to make do with being terrified by Daleks, Cybermen (their little "cybermats" were even more scary, I recall), Drashigs, Yetis (a la Doctor Who) and the eerie boulders in "Escape Into Night" (based on the Catherine Storr book Marianne Dreams)

[Sniper]

The Never ending story does still go on. I mean, I brought it up didnt I?

[strayjuliet]

The Never ending story does still go on. I mean, I brought it up didnt I?

Yes Sniper you did bring it up.