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mada
22nd December 2014, 20:03
These guys take the cake :laugh:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11377937
frogfeaturesFZR
22nd December 2014, 20:06
Retards, you get them everywhere, but it does seem Auckland attracts them.
Back in the day, natural selection would have seen them eaten by sabre toothed tigers.
Ah, the good old days....
yokel
22nd December 2014, 20:07
These guys take the cake :laugh:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11377937
no, they take 2 minute noodle
yokel
22nd December 2014, 20:11
Retards, you get them everywhere, but it does seem Auckland attracts them.
Back in the day, natural selection would have seen them eaten by sabre toothed tigers.
Ah, the good old days....
Imagine if we culled off 90% of the useless population, how awesome would we be? and would I still be here? haha
Maha
22nd December 2014, 20:21
Jaffa's? think you may mean Jafa? no such thing as a Just Another Fucking Fucking Aucklander.
R650R
22nd December 2014, 20:22
There's an awful lot of people whove moved to Auckland from provincial areas for work and stuff.... but that's another thread....
A few contradictions in there though, not in real danger - but they picked them up anyway as they had not enough food and clothing bad weather etc, so really they were in danger if left there.....????
yokel
22nd December 2014, 20:36
There's an awful lot of people whove moved to Auckland from provincial areas for work and stuff.... but that's another thread....
A few contradictions in there though, not in real danger - but they picked them up anyway as they had not enough food and clothing bad weather etc, so really they were in danger if left there.....????
I'm sure if they were women it would be a different story?
and yes there are stupid people everywhere
Voltaire
22nd December 2014, 20:39
Did they have boxcutters?:lol:...maybe do a poll, who believes they only had 2 minute noodles......
caspernz
22nd December 2014, 20:57
These guys take the cake :laugh:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11377937
Maybe if they'd taken some cake they would've been better nourished? :eek:
Whenever I hear this type of story I wonder if there is a way to make folks like this foot the S & R bill :spanking:
Tazz
22nd December 2014, 21:37
Should this be in the fatties thread? :laugh:
Must admit my emergency food that is thrown in vehicles or saddle bag is usually chocolate, 2 min noodles and some cans of tuna :o
They should foot part of the bill I reckon, but then I suppose you don't want people worrying about that happening to them and downplaying an actual situation in the future.
Akzle
23rd December 2014, 05:14
Jaffa's? think you may mean Jafa? no such thing as a Just Another Fucking Fucking Aucklander.
jaffffaffs.
Fuken fuckwit from fuken auckland fer fuckssake
Voltaire
23rd December 2014, 07:52
Imagine if we culled off 90% of the useless population, how awesome would we be? and would I still be here? haha
Axkle could do with some company:msn-wink:
Big Dog
23rd December 2014, 10:10
When I was a young tacker we used to carry noodles. Not as a whole meal. As a base to add bush tucker to. There are a few things that taste awful on their own. Tasty in noodle broth.
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
Akzle
23rd December 2014, 10:49
i think they should be named and shamed (well, shot actually, but working with what we've got...:)
splash it all over their farsebook and embarrass the fuck out of the fat cunts.
and noodles aren't food. they're glue. (flour+water)
biltong, bitches.
schrodingers cat
23rd December 2014, 12:39
Jaffa's? think you may mean Jafa? no such thing as a Just Another Fucking Fucking Aucklander.
Just Another Fucking Fucktard Aucklander
Sharpen up
Maha
23rd December 2014, 14:08
Just Another Fucking Fucktard Aucklander
Sharpen up
Face facts and agree the OP got it wrong and was quite possibly was thinking of little orange coated chocolate balls when posting the thread.
Yourself and waxoff would make a lovely couple.... for a Kip McGrath lesson.
jasonu
23rd December 2014, 14:51
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biltong, bitches.
My home made Biltong.
Fucking tasty too.
Akzle
23rd December 2014, 15:12
My home made Biltong.
Fucking tasty too.
no fat on yours huh? what aminal is it
jasonu
23rd December 2014, 15:24
no fat on yours huh? what aminal is it
Fillet of Jew. It comes with a fat cap that is easily removed and next to no marbeling. I got the Biltong seasoning from the Mangawahi Meat Shop earlier this year. I make some pretty tasty jerky too.
Actually it's eye of round beef.
Akzle
23rd December 2014, 16:03
jew huh, trust you to go for cheap cu(n )ts.
given that fat is prime fucken energy for not-dying in the boosh... i leave it on.
been a whiley since i've done me own though. possum is surprisingly good for it :D
jasonu
23rd December 2014, 16:19
jew huh, trust you to go for cheap cu(n )ts.
given that fat is prime fucken energy for not-dying in the boosh... i leave it on.
been a whiley since i've done me own though. possum is surprisingly good for it :D
I cut the fat off cause if left long enough it can and will go ransid. Having said that, it never seems to last that long no matter how much I make.
schrodingers cat
23rd December 2014, 18:45
Face facts and agree the OP got it wrong and was quite possibly was thinking of little orange coated chocolate balls when posting the thread.
Yourself and waxoff would make a lovely couple.... for a Kip McGrath lesson.
Agree. OP got the traditional spelling wrong.
Seems there is no room for humor or diversity tho
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