Dog and Lemon Guide fuckwit hates motorcyclists

[HenryDorsetCase]

http://www.radionz.co.nz/audio/player/20162094


What a cunt.


I distrust anyone with a double barrelled surname. Hyphen fucktard.

[TheDemonLord]

Those Evil Motorcyclists strike again!

Quick!

To the ACC mobile to increase their levies!




(time to start work on my RPG based Active protection system methinks)

[JimO]

yarp...............

[mossy1200]

Its the new KB wave.

http://photoradarscam.com/avoid.php

[Flip]

Yup it sucks to be a car driver.

[caspernz]

Does anyone take Clive muttonchops seriously though?

[Big Dog]

Not a new argument. Trotted out every couple of years by some car advocate or other desperate for some oxygen.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Voltaire]

on the plus side motorcyclists are more likely to:

have both hands on the bars
not playing with the stereo
not chatting to the passenger
not pretending they are not using their phones
not putting on lippy
Not eating, drinking, smoking
etc

[swarfie]

on the plus side motorcyclists are more likely to:

have both hands on the bars
not playing with the stereo
not chatting to the passenger
not pretending they are not using their phones
not putting on lippy
Not eating, drinking, smoking
etc

or...
not be scratching lower body parts (read scrotum or snatch)
not gazing off into the countryside and veering all over the road
not eating noodles from a bowl with chopsticks:tugger: (seen that one a while back)
not combing hair
not shaving (seen that one too)
not masturbating (luckily I haven't seen that!) although some who we call our fellow motorcyclists must be pretty good at it.
not reading a map (saw that one on my ride to your place last weekend John:brick:)

[JimO]

or...

not gazing off into the countryside and veering all over the road

you sure on that one?

[Mike.Gayner]

This shit stain is bought onto radio nz every now and again for motor related comment. He is the most idiotic, obnoxious piece of shit out there and should be ignored.

[ElCoyote]

This shit stain is bought onto radio nz every now and again for motor related comment. He is the most idiotic, obnoxious piece of shit out there and should be ignored.

Couldn't agree more +10

[schrodingers cat]

He hates everyone.
Don't take it personal like.

[neels]

This shit stain is bought onto radio nz every now and again for motor related comment. He is the most idiotic, obnoxious piece of shit out there and should be ignored.

Couldn't agree more +10
What he said.

I thought I'd give his book a read once, lasted about 3 minutes. Apparently there are no good diesels, euros, turbos, or 4x4's, the general tone seems to be that in his ideal (dream)world everyone would drive a Japanese hatchback, makes you wonder if he got a nice backhander or two before he started.

He's been on lately about the government improving roads to prevent tourists driving on the wrong side and crashing, obviously motorcyclists are next on his list.

[HenryDorsetCase]

He's just some self appointed busybody fuckwit with an axe to grind, yeah? Like not qualified or anything.

[neels]

He's just some self appointed busybody fuckwit with an axe to grind, yeah? Like not qualified or anything.
Self appointed - yes
Qualified - no idea
Weirdo with pedo glasses and muttonchops - definitely

[sidecar bob]

I suspect he's Stewart Murray Wilson's idiotic brother.

[Moi]

He's just some self appointed busybody fuckwit with an axe to grind, yeah? Like not qualified or anything.

Just like a few on KB...

According to the source of all knowledge [wikipedia]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_Matthew-Wilson, he's a mechanic and ran his own garage...

[buggerit]

piece of scum sniffing round for an easy target , doesn't he know mutton chops are a known fire hazzard:msn-wink::baby::devil2:

[Ocean1]

"Motorcyclists could be getting away with speeding because half of all mobile speed cameras point in the wrong direction to pick up their rear mounted number plates".

Only half?

Really?

[Katman]

"Motorcyclists could be getting away with speeding because half of all mobile speed cameras point in the wrong direction to pick up their rear mounted number plates".

Only half?

Really?

Exactly.

I'd say more like 90% point the other way.

See how easy it is to poke the stink finger when one wants to?

[AllanB]

Ever read the Dog & Lemon guide? He hates all mechanical things. The conclusion for most cars is avoid avoid.

He has no respect for the joy of motoring.

[Oakie]

, doesn't he know mutton chops are a known fire hazzard:msn-wink::baby::devil2: Also known as 'homo-grips' when I was many years younger.

[oldrider]

Also known as 'homo-grips' when I was many years younger.

Is that why ol'e sarge in the Twizel store had a handlebar mustache! :whistle: Of course I never knew that - but - how come you know these things? :killingme

[James Deuce]

Does anyone take Clive muttonchops seriously though?

Yeah, the media always wheel him out. I outed him in 2004 as having no credentials publish the Dog & Lemon guide due to his classy wheels at the time: A Hindustan Ambassador, otherwise known as a 1955 Morris Oxford with square headlights and very Indian build quality.

[R650R]

His ramblings are not even worth linking here to moan about what ever they are on a given day...
He's just showing how far behind the times and uninformed he is.... I bet most of those camera operators hear the bike coming and eyeball the plate as he passes. Which sucks if its a cop manning the van and not a civvie as it will be demerit points included for a manual ticket.... And then there's the 10-1 all units for the bike headed towards them for a double serve up....

Soon there will be an app called Driver that the govt will mandate you have on your phone which will have to be on at all times by law. You will enter rego number of vehicle driving and driver license number and the cameras and patrol cars will auto ticket you without requiring a traffic stop or paperwork and auto deduct from bank account.

[Oakie]

Is that why ol'e sarge in the Twizel store had a handlebar mustache! :whistle: Of course I never knew that - but - how come you know these things? :killingme

Ooh I couldn't possibly comment on what Tony got up to although some of the stories he told of his time in the military in exotic places kept us in stitches. Stories of 'cherry-boys' and of baskets containing young ladies being lowered from the ceiling onto said 'cherry-boys' and spun. Crikey!

And as for how I knew the 'homo-grip' term ... lost in the mists of time I'm afraid.

[caspernz]

Soon there will be an app called Driver that the govt will mandate you have on your phone which will have to be on at all times by law. You will enter rego number of vehicle driving and driver license number and the cameras and patrol cars will auto ticket you without requiring a traffic stop or paperwork and auto deduct from bank account.

This will be funny to enforce won't it? But hey, it might improve the sales of ghost phones. Or better still, encourage folks to turn the friggin thing off. This might improve driving standards :innocent: more than any speed enforcement measures to date...:laugh:

[Swoop]

the Dog & Lemon guide? He hates all mechanical things.
So he is at the extreme "luddite" end of the hippy/greenie fuckwit scale.

"No surprises there!"

[R650R]

This will be funny to enforce won't it? But hey, it might improve the sales of ghost phones. Or better still, encourage folks to turn the friggin thing off. This might improve driving standards :innocent: more than any speed enforcement measures to date...:laugh:

No very easy, enforcement is only going to get more automated and simpler. It will be illegal by then to not have your phone fully charged and always on or else you are a terrorist.
As with all changes they are incremental but the recent TSA mandate that travellers phones and laptops must be fully charged (so they can snoop inside) to prove they are working and not bombs is a first step. (Never mind that the batteries in these things are volatile and could be used as weapons anyway....)
A network of sensors will detect vehicles with no approved cellphones switched on and generate an intercept order to a patrolman/soldier to engage the target.
If people have issues with this concept they will just false flag detonate a car bomb in the city and say the FBI were about to stop the terrorists but lost them because they switched their phones off.
Always remember the govt is about tracking their slaves, not keeping them safe. This is not to be confused with the actions of the police who may at times try to keep people safe.
All moot as we will be full blown driverless cars by then.... :)

[TheDemonLord]

- Goes to Dog and Lemon site
- sees the Germain Greer Article
- Have never read a more subjective article masquerading as fact written by a more despicable human being
- Decides any person who willingly puts an article like that on their site is worthy of my scorn