License questions for the coppers

[unstuck]

When a person is forbidden to ride until they obtain a proper license, does this have an expiry date?
Or can that persons bike be still impounded, say like 4 years later?
Or will they just tell said person to go home and stop being naughty? :scratch:

[PrincessBandit]

I'd go with the last line. Definitely the last line. Because I have such ginormous faith in my fellow man. Thank you, you're welcome.

[unstuck]

I'd go with the last line. Definitely the last line. Because I have such ginormous faith in my fellow man. Thank you, you're welcome.

Will you write me a note stating I am allowed?

[Moi]

Has someone we know been a little bit naughty?

[PrincessBandit]

Will you write me a note stating I am allowed?

Yes I will give you a note for the teacher, but they'll probably think you forged my signature anyway

[Madness]

Get a licence you fucking old hippy.

[willytheekid]

:laugh: In your case mate...you'd be lucky if they didn't issue a roadside bashing* (Or worse!!...confiscate ya piss AND bike!:shit:)



* I usually get "let off" with one of these :weep:

[unstuck]

Get a licence you fucking old hippy.

I would rather you call me Ed, than hippy. What a fuckin insult. Getting a license would involve going to Invercargill, and I would rather get a PROPER job than go to that shithole. Couple of my mates are planning a ride up through the middle of the island and I really want to go, but promised myself that I would be a good boy.:brick:

[unstuck]

:laugh: In your case mate...you'd be lucky if they didn't issue a roadside bashing* (Or worse!!...confiscate ya piss AND bike!:shit:)



* I usually get "let off" with one of these :weep:

No piss for this kid, and been a while since anyone gave me a bashing.:bleh:

[unstuck]

Has someone we know been a little bit naughty?

Not for a while now.:Punk::Punk:

[gjm]

I would rather you call me Ed, than hippy. What a fuckin insult. Getting a license would involve going to Invercargill, and I would rather get a PROPER job than go to that shithole. Couple of my mates are planning a ride up through the middle of the island and I really want to go, but promised myself that I would be a good boy.:brick:

That'd be a really good ride, and if you're good, you probably wouldn't get stopped... :devil2:

[Maha]

Met a guy called 'Bloke' one day, he was his learners and was riding a 1500cc Kawasaki cruiser, was stopped by the cops, they let him off because ''at least he was attempting further his licence'' :yes:

NB.. I presume he is still on his Learners.

[unstuck]

That'd be a really good ride, and if you're good, you probably wouldn't get stopped... :devil2:

Yep it is, done it a couple of times before, before I made a stupid promise to myself. I'm not worried about getting stopped, but not sure I would be able to control myself If a copper tried to take my bike off me.:shit:

[mashman]

Forbidden :killingme

[Waihou Thumper]

When a person is forbidden to ride until they obtain a proper license, does this have an expiry date?
Or can that persons bike be still impounded, say like 4 years later?
Or will they just tell said person to go home and stop being naughty? :scratch:

I guess there is no statute of limitations for that one...
You answered it yourself. 'until they obtain a proper license'
Until the law is changed that states you don't need a license to ride a bike then I guess mate you're going to have a great ride and all the time be paranoid, looking over your shoulder and in your mirrors (if you have some) :)
Good luck!

[TheDemonLord]

Do your BSH, then do your CBT1 that day (get your restricted) then just wait a year, get your full

Job done

[scumdog]

1.Or can that persons bike be still impounded, say like 4 years later?
2.Or will they just tell said person to go home and stop being naughty? :scratch:

You were right to choose option 1...

However option 2. would be preferable I dare say??

[willytheekid]

You were right to choose option 1...

However option 2. would be preferable I dare say??

JUST BASH EM SCUMMY!!! :laugh: (He's a cheeky quick bugger tho...best take back up!..and pants this time:facepalm:)

[mada]

Just get a Maori Travellers Permit bro :bleh:

[unstuck]

Guessing I was kinda hoping that there was some sort of loophole that I could use as an excuse.:2thumbsup
Been for a couple of rides since being forbidden, but not so enjoyable. Liked it better before being forbidden, only got pulled up twice in 30 yrs of riding and the last time was the one where he wrote down those horrible words on the ticket.
Maybe I could take the dr, then they could just have the bike if I did get pulled up. The VF is so much more fun on the gravel though.:headbang::headbang:
OR, just borrow someone elses bike.:shifty:

Fuck the police.:tugger:
Spoil all my fun you buggers.:mad:

[unstuck]

Just get a Maori Travellers Permit bro :bleh:

Whats one of them, and how do I apply?:niceone:

[scumdog]

Whats one of them, and how do I apply?:niceone:

A Learners would be cheaper, trust me...:yes:

[pritch]

Because I have such ginormous faith in my fellow man.

Your fellow man? Is there something you haven't told us?

[unstuck]

A Learners would be cheaper, trust me...:yes:

Fuck.:cry:

[Scuba_Steve]

Ya only need a licence if you stop for them... Stop doing that! Riding's much more fun :ride:

Also if you really want to get into it I'm sure Akzle will be along soon to explain how the "jew legislation" actually works & despite appearances he's correct in his rants but try getting the criminals in power & their posse to obey their own legislation... That's a whole other kettle of fish. One best to pursue at ones own choice if one is inclined, it's not an easy fight despite the legislation being on your side

[Madness]

OR, just borrow someone elses bike.:shifty:

You could use mine but I don't lend jack to hippies sorry.

[oldrider]

Fuck.:cry:

Well you could try that too! :lol:

[unstuck]

Yeah nah, the whole doing a runner thing gets a little nerve wracking after a while. Plus you have to do some really stupid shit to make sure you get away.:devil2:

And if that Madness fucker calls me a hippy once more, I'm gonna cry.:mad:

[unstuck]

Well you could try that too! :lol:

What? offer to fuck the cop? Or cry? If it helped my cause, I guess I could close my eyes and think of England.:pinch:

[mada]

Pull out the "solly no engrish" if you get pulled over. :scooter:

[scumdog]

Ya only need a licence if you stop for them... Stop doing that! Riding's much more fun :ride:

Also if you really want to get into it I'm sure Akzle will be along soon to explain how the "jew legislation" actually works & despite appearances he's correct in his rants but try getting the criminals in power & their posse to obey their own legislation... That's a whole other kettle of fish. One best to pursue at ones own choice if one is inclined, it's not an easy fight despite the legislation being on your side

Well goodness me, THAT was a clear-cut answer....:crazy:

[unstuck]

Pull out the "solly no engrish" if you get pulled over. :scooter:

Me speaky no englund. Might work.:whistle:

[scumdog]

Yeah nah, the whole doing a runner thing gets a little nerve wracking after a while. Plus you have to do some really stupid shit to make sure you get away.:devil2:

And that's EVERY time too...only hippies try that shit!:msn-wink:

[scumdog]

Me speaky no englund. Might work.:whistle:

You're from Gore - you already don't speak English....:lol:

[unstuck]

only hippies try that shit!:msn-wink:

Fuckin OInk. I feel a few flat marina tires coming on.:motu:

[Scuba_Steve]

Well goodness me, THAT was a clear-cut answer....:crazy:

Oh sorry just for you scummy I'll use easy to understand words

Criminal = illegal
Cop = Criminal
Cops are not allowed to take your toys
Cops will take your toys
Cops do crimes & are naughty
This is all written in "the rules"

Riding is fun!!!


Was that easier for you to understand Scummy???

[Moi]

A Learners would be cheaper, trust me...:yes:

And you could start a whole new thread about your progress to get your licence...

Or buy one of those "special" cornies packets...

[mashman]

Yeah nah, the whole doing a runner thing gets a little nerve wracking after a while. Plus you have to do some really stupid shit to make sure you get away.:devil2:

And if that Madness fucker calls me a hippy once more, I'm gonna cry.:mad:

So don't do a runner, just don't stop... hippy.

[unstuck]

So don't do a runner, just don't stop... hippy.

You can suck my left nut too.:finger:

[unstuck]

And you could start a whole new thread about your progress to get your licence...

Or buy one of those "special" cornies packets...

Im scared I will fail my BHS.:devil2:

[mashman]

You can suck my left nut too.:finger:

Will sharpen my teeth and we'll find out if you hippy's do bleed green.

[Madness]

Im scared I will fail my BHS.:devil2:

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[unstuck]

Will sharpen my teeth and we'll find out if you hippy's do bleed green.


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[unstuck]

Young ones
:corn: :corn:

:niceone:All out of bling, IOU.:Punk:

[Flip]

I believe the Rozza don't have the authority to ban zip.

[unstuck]

I believe the Rozza don't have the authority to ban zip.

How so? They took all my weed last time they visited. You telling me I can get it back? :woohoo::woohoo:

[Scuba_Steve]

How so? They took all my weed last time they visited. You telling me I can get it back? :woohoo::woohoo:

It's easier & less stressful to just grow some more mate

[Madness]

It's easier & less stressful to just grow some more mate

Besides, the last lot would have "disappeared" from the evidence room by now, Shirley?

[mashman]

How so? They took all my weed last time they visited. You telling me I can get it back? :woohoo::woohoo:

:nono: sounds like exceptionally poor planning to have gotten it all.

[unstuck]

:nono: sounds like exceptionally poor planning to have gotten it all.

Well, not quite all.:msn-wink:

Place in Invers has a couple of gn 125's for the BHS, and no I am not allowed to use the VF for it. :laugh::laugh:

[Akzle]

fuken jew/cop/cagers/niggers/chinks/spics/poms/yanks/cannuks/ wait. What now?

Forbidden... By what authority?

[scumdog]

I believe the Rozza don't have the authority to ban zip.

True, in fact I don't believe they ban anything let alone zip..

[PrincessBandit]

:niceone:All out of bling, IOU.:Punk:

I gave him green - I loved watching The Young Ones, and Neil was my favourite. Remember the golf scene in the flat where the golf ball fell into the toilet between Neil's legs? And he fished it out.

[Big Dog]

Well, not quite all.:msn-wink:

Place in Invers has a couple of gn 125's for the BHS, and no I am not allowed to use the VF for it. :laugh::laugh:

So don't think of it as a GN. Think of it as a DR that has been on a diet and has some water in the tank.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[unstuck]

So don't think of it as a GN. Think of it as a DR that has been on a diet and has some water in the tank.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

Nah, even then I hate them, so much so that I cut mine up with an angle grinder a few weeks ago.:devil2:

Seriously though, you don't have to go to court or anything for the forbidden to become legal? Just writing it on the ticket was enough?

[unstuck]

I gave him green - I loved watching The Young Ones, and Neil was my favourite. Remember the golf scene in the flat where the golf ball fell into the toilet between Neil's legs? And he fished it out.

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[Ulsterkiwi]

Seriously though, you don't have to go to court or anything for the forbidden to become legal? Just writing it on the ticket was enough?

would it not be a whole lot simpler to just get the bit of plastic? sounds like you are stressing about this and really want to go on the trip. Am thinking the average Mr Plod would be a whole lot more likely to give you a bollocking and leave it at that if you had a 6L at least and preferably a 6R.
Bound to be cheaper than a trip to court? Just sayin......:innocent:

[unstuck]

would it not be a whole lot simpler to just get the bit of plastic? sounds like you are stressing about this and really want to go on the trip. Am thinking the average Mr Plod would be a whole lot more likely to give you a bollocking and leave it at that if you had a 6L at least and preferably a 6R.
Bound to be cheaper than a trip to court? Just sayin......:innocent:

Have you ever been to Invercargill.:sick:

[Ulsterkiwi]

Have you ever been to Invercargill.:sick:

My employer tried to send me once but I got out of it. Don't they have Tim Shadbolt and cheese rolls there? Sounds exciting.....:whistle: You could go on a smaller adventure and go to Dunedin for a couple of days?

[unstuck]

My employer tried to send me once but I got out of it. Don't they have Tim Shadbolt and cheese rolls there? Sounds exciting.....:whistle: You could go on a smaller adventure and go to Dunedin for a couple of days?

Hmmmm cheese rolls.:drool: Plus Tim has some good weed.:shifty:

Already talked to a guy in Invers who does the BHS and can't get in until next week. Will have try and work something out. Supposed to be going to chch next week too.:confused:

I liked it better when I was an irresponsible fucker, who didn't give a fuck about laws and shit . If this is what age does for ya, I should have topped myself at 21 like all the good punks.:laugh::laugh::Punk:

[FJRider]

When a person is forbidden to ride until they obtain a proper license ...

English your second language .. ??? :scratch:

[Gremlin]

When a person is forbidden to ride until they obtain a proper license, does this have an expiry date?
Or can that persons bike be still impounded, say like 4 years later?
Or will they just tell said person to go home and stop being naughty? :scratch:
Don't think you've actually had an answer? Essentially being forbidden is after you've been caught riding outside of conditions (same for something like driving, driving a manual while you're auto only etc).

My understanding, is that until you have rectified the original issue, it stands. How the forbidden exists in the system, no idea (ie, would an officer be flagged by it).

[Moi]

Go on, you can do it... piece-of-piss...

We're all rooting for you!

That doesn't sound quite right, but you know what's meant...

[unstuck]

How the forbidden exists in the system, no idea (ie, would an officer be flagged by it).

Yeah, I guess that was the real question. Would it be in the system. I know it is written on the ticket, but would it be in the system when and if I got nabbed again?

5 pages to get some sort of a reasonable answer, must be a new KB record.:devil2:

[unstuck]

English your second language .. ??? :scratch:

Yep.:2thumbsup

[unstuck]

We're all rooting for you!



Just because I like Hondas, doesn't mean Im easy.:oi-grr:

[FJRider]

My understanding, is that until you have rectified the original issue, it stands. How the forbidden exists in the system, no idea (ie, would an officer be flagged by it).

Computer records hand long memories ...

[FJRider]

Yep.:2thumbsup

You're sweet then ... :niceone:

[unstuck]

Computer records hand long memories ...

So it would def be in the computer?

[FJRider]

Just because I like Hondas, doesn't mean Im easy.:oi-grr:

Yes it does ... <_<

[unstuck]

Yes it does ... <_<

Well, not as easy since I gave up drinking then. :innocent:

[FJRider]

So it would def be in the computer?

Yes ... the next traffic stop may include impounding the vehicle.

If it's the honda ... no great loss ... :shifty:

[FJRider]

Well, not as easy since I gave up drinking then. :innocent:

Start drinking then ... memory loss the booze causes helps you get over it quicker .. ...

[unstuck]

Yes ... the next traffic stop may include vehicle impounding the vehicle.

If it's the honda ... no great loss ... :shifty:

You sir are a BASTARD.:motu:
And how would a vehicle go about impounding a vehicle?:wacko:

[unstuck]

Start drinking then ...

Fuck that, I am quite stupid enough without adding that shit into the mix. Mind you, then I wouldn't give a fuck and could get back to riding on the main rds, without having to sneak around like a criminal.:whistle:

[FJRider]

You sir are a BASTARD.:motu:
And how would a vehicle go about impounding a vehicle?:wacko:

Now edited ... I'm not a bastard. My parents were married.

I know ... I was there .. ;)

[unstuck]

I know ... I was there .. ;)

:laugh::laugh::laugh::niceone:

[Kickaha]

Nah, even then I hate them, so much so that I cut mine up with an angle grinder a few weeks ago.:devil2:
Bastard I wouldn't mind a DR125 for trail rides, bucket racing on dirt

Have you ever been to Invercargill.:sick:
Fuck sight better than gay ol Gore

Supposed to be going to chch next week too.:confused:
Let me know when so I can make sure I aren't about

English your second language .. ??? :scratch:
More like his third or forth

[EmBe]

OR, just borrow someone elses bike.:shifty:


Almost. Just borrow someone else's license :shutup: :ride:

[unstuck]

Almost. Just borrow someone else's license :shutup: :ride:

Hard to find someone as good looking as me now though we have pictures on them.:innocent:

[unstuck]

Bastard I wouldn't mind a DR125 for trail rides, bucket racing on dirt

Fuck sight better than gay ol Gore

Let me know when so I can make sure I aren't about

More like his third or forth

Still have motor, front wheel and forks.:msn-wink:
Get fucked
Get fucked
Get fucked.:niceone:

[scumdog]

Yeah, I guess that was the real question. Would it be in the system. I know it is written on the ticket, but would it be in the system when and if I got nabbed again?

5 pages to get some sort of a reasonable answer, must be a new KB record.:devil2:

Yessss...every cop in NZ will know you've been forbidden.:weep:

[unstuck]

Yessss...every cop in NZ will know you've been forbidden.:weep:

Bastard technology. Will just have to do the right thing then.

Only travel the main roads in the early morning.:whistle:

[Rhys]

safest between 12 and 2. Thats when they are eating their donuts !

[unstuck]

safest between 12 and 2. Thats when they are eating their donuts !

Jimmys pies out on the back roads down here.:shifty:

[Swoop]

Have you ever been to Invercargill.:sick:
If New Zealand requires an enema, that is where they'll stick the nozzle.



If you do "do" this test thingamy, will you then be required to display an "L" plate...
:devil2:

[Madness]

If you do "do" this test thingamy, will you then be required to display an "L" plate...
:devil2:

Don't worry Unstuck, they can't impound your vehicle for not displaying an L-plate, unless it's a Honda.

[Big Dog]

Nah, even then I hate them, so much so that I cut mine up with an angle grinder a few weeks ago.:devil2:

Seriously though, you don't have to go to court or anything for the forbidden to become legal? Just writing it on the ticket was enough?

Next time one offends you I'll come eradicate it for you. No need to chop it up into little pieces like it was a snitch on a Aussie docudrama.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Mo NZ]

Bastard technology. Will just have to do the right thing then.

Only travel the main roads in the early morning.:whistle:

Whats the prob with just getting it sorted?

Even a 1st stage licence will prevent it being towed and stowed.

If you do get stopped and your not a complete asshat he may ignore the fact of the licence class and think oh well he is getting it sorted.

I think scumdog may have alluded to this.

[unstuck]

Whats the prob with just getting it sorted?



Lazy, rebellious fucknuckle would be my guess.
Good things take time, and it has only been 30+yrs.

Plus the fact that I have a few learning disabilities that make things like that a bit of a chore, but I guess I have every other class of license and worked real hard to get them, so know I can do it if I apply myself.
So maybe I will just stick with the lazy fucknuckle answer.:innocent:

Plus I would have to go to Invercargill, well Makarewa, and that is a scary thought.:niceone:

[Scuba_Steve]

Plus I would have to go to Invercargill, well Makarewa, and that is a scary thought.:niceone:

And you'd have to go back in a couple years with this new "for $$$" rule or you'd lose the licence you just got but it doesn't stop there, you'd have to go back once more at-least to get your full or again you'd lose the licence... is it really worth it???

[unstuck]

is it really worth it???

Thats a tough one.:scratch:
A "gay" Honda rider from "gay" ol Gore, visits the "gayest" part of the country, people may start to talk.:msn-wink:

[Moi]

...people may start to talk.

What do you mean "may" - they have already done so...

... in the nicest possible way :rolleyes:

[unstuck]

:laugh::laugh: Look you, I am trying to talk myself into it, and things like that are not helping.:bleh:

[Moi]

:laugh::laugh: Look you, I am trying to talk myself into it, and things like that are not helping.:bleh:

If you can drive all those other vehicles - give us a go in your big digger, mate? - then you'll have no problems with a piddly little motorcycle licence... you can do it.

[unstuck]

If you can drive all those other vehicles - give us a go in your big digger, mate? - then you'll have no problems with a piddly little motorcycle licence... you can do it.

The dude who gave me my digger endorsement and class 5 license years ago, is the same one who does the BHS. I rocked up to do my class 5 in a truck and trailer unit that was way bigger than the one he uses for his license tests.:devil2:
He is a good bugger, and we have talked about me doing my bike license a few times in the past, but for some reason I always find excuses for not doing it.
He has even seen me riding my VF around his little course before, just for a laugh while waiting for a mate to get his WTR endorsement.:whistle:

[Mo NZ]

He sounds like a good bloke. Give him a call.

[unstuck]

He sounds like a good bloke. Give him a call.

Talked to him yesterday.:msn-wink:

[Moi]

If you know the bloke ask if you can use your dirtbike... even if it is not road legal I'd suspect that the BHS test is done on a "private road" such as car park and you can show your ability to ride round the course and do what is needed. Then off to whoever for the 6L... and you can practise the test part online (http://nzta.govt.nz/resources/roadcode/motorcycle-road-code/theory-test-questions/index.html) before you go...

[Mo NZ]

Talked to him yesterday.:msn-wink:

Good stuff:2thumbsup

[unstuck]

If you know the bloke ask if you can use your dirtbike... even if it is not road legal I'd suspect that the BHS test is done on a "private road" such as car park and you can show your ability to ride round the course and do what is needed. Then off to whoever for the 6L... and you can practise the test part .

Easier just to use the bikes he has there I think, it turns out he has a scorpio 250 as well as the gn's.:Punk:

[Moi]

... turns out he has a scorpio 250 ...

Do you think you can handle all that power?

Sounds like you have it all sorted and ready to go... good on you!

[unstuck]

Do you think you can handle all that power?



Bit more than I am used to, but will give it a nudge. Should chuck in a wheelie or a stoppie or 2 as well ya reckon, just for effect.:msn-wink:

Actually when I was there for my class 5, there was a woman there doing a bike test and she grabbed a handful of throttle, shot across the carpark and ended up in his garden. Was funny as.:laugh:

[husaberg]

What? offer to fuck the cop? Or cry? If it helped my cause, I guess I could close my eyes and think of England.:pinch:

Well I guess with that hippy haircut they could confuse you for a GiRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL

[Big Dog]

Lazy, rebellious fucknuckle would be my guess.
Good things take time, and it has only been 30+yrs.

So your rebellion has been conforming to a societal stereotype for 30+ years?
Take some Viagra, head into Invercargil and accept you are gonna kick your own ass if you leave without at least an l plate, better yet your not leaving without one.



Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[scumdog]

Easier just to use the bikes he has there I think, it turns out he has a scorpio 250 as well as the gn's.:Punk:

No excuse now, man up and just get into it!:niceone:

(And who would not want a ride on a Scorpio, don't miss that golden opportunity!:msn-wink:)

[Madness]

Even hippies grow up eventually.

[unstuck]

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[samgab]

Bastard technology. Will just have to do the right thing then.

Only travel the main roads in the early morning.:whistle:

FWIW, the impound is mandatory - no officer discretion - when it's a previously forbidden (no matter how long ago), disqualified, suspended or revoked licence, and driving/riding on a road.

[Mo NZ]

FWIW, the impound is mandatory - no officer discretion - when it's a previously forbidden (no matter how long ago), disqualified, suspended or revoked licence, and driving/riding on a road.

Zactly. No may/might/could/can etc.

[unstuck]

FWIW, the impound is mandatory - no officer discretion - when it's a previously forbidden (no matter how long ago), disqualified, suspended or revoked licence, and driving/riding on a road.

Yeah. kinda gathered that. Worth a crack though.:Punk::Punk:

[FJRider]

Yeah. kinda gathered that. Worth a crack though.:Punk::Punk:

Your car ... you have money to get it OUT of impound .. ??? :blank: