Where has all the fun gone in the world?

[Fatt Max]

I mean, come on......

These days we are pounded by the words ‘Inappropriate’, ‘immature’ and ‘offended’. All words used by boring people to describe fun people in my book.

There is enough shite going on in our world to get all bent out of shape about so why cant we just have a giggle. Jokes about one legged single lesbian mothers on benefit are funny, jokes about white kids with wings being angels but black kids with wings being bats are funny, jokes about Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs and fricking Arsenal supporters are funny.

Lets face it, if you REALLY wanted to offend someone then you could burn down their house, smash their car or call them an Aborigine but in everyday life you should, in fact must, have a grin.
I’ve even seen it in the biker community, two examples catapult themselves into my brain...

1 – When I started the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club and a couple of people got up in arms over the ‘MC’ bit in the sense that ‘ooohhh, that makes us a 1%er gang’ and ‘ooohhh, we could get in trouble for this.’ My explanation that the initials MC in the context of the club was in fact Mince & Cheese. No one thought that was funny. And, my personal favourite...

2 – A weekend away with the fatties and a certain person was warned that if he stayed up after midnight socialising with us then he would be locked out of his room by the other two bikers he was staying with, just because this person wanted to stay up late and get on the sauce. One of the other bikers disassociated himself with the fatties because, and I quote, “they are just a bunch of drunken goons”....Im quite proud of that to be honest....

But my point remains this, where has all the fun gone in the world and is it time to stop nancing around and get some giggling going.....and if anyone gets offended then simply show them this great quote from Stephen Fry.....

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[Akzle]

some people havent grasped internet rule #1:
nothing is srs.

As far as irl goes, if youd laugh when it happens to someone else, youd have to laugh when it happens to you.

[bogan]

and if anyone gets offended then simply show them this great quote from Stephen Fry....

Looks like he's been doing some training for the FBMC since that photo was taken...

Is there an official recipe for a FB M&C? Seems like there should be.

[mashman]

Sorry, I stole it. I'll put it back.

[oldrider]

Sorry, I stole it. I'll put it back.

Look again mashie I sold it! :nya: . . Cheer up Max I still like your funnies! :laugh:

[mashman]

Look again mashie I sold it! :nya: . . Cheer up Max I still like your funnies! :laugh:

Bastard... but I have to admire the quality of the fake you left. I hope you got top $ for the original.

[oldrider]

Bastard... but I have to admire the quality of the fake you left. I hope you got top $ for the original.

Sorry - didn't need the money - just wanted to cheer Max up a bit! :eek:

[Fatt Max]

Sorry - didn't need the money - just wanted to cheer Max up a bit! :eek:

I'm a happy Chappy but there should be more happy folk and less twats with hot spoons up their arses. Rude jokes and pictures of tits is what this world needs


Too Fat To Ride Slim

[mashman]

Sorry - didn't need the money - just wanted to cheer Max up a bit! :eek:

The fecker looks happy enough to me... but I get the sentiment :D

[Edbear]

It's been a problem with people for a long time. King Solomon advised, "Do not hurry to be offended because taking offense is with the stupid ones." Ecc. 7:11 :stupid:

[Swoop]

I'm sure some clever person could make a chart.
The decline in "funny" Vs the increase of Hi-Viz faggoty vests.

You do not see a person in faggy-wear smiling or laughing.

[yokel]

I'm sure some clever person could make a chart.
The decline in "funny" Vs the increase of Hi-Viz faggoty vests.

You do not see a person in faggy-wear smiling or laughing.

I can no longer work in Hi-Viz faggoty factories, I'm done with that shit.
I once quit a job because a work mate got the sack for a racist comment.

I now work where there are pictures of naked ladies on the wall.

[Swoop]

I now work where there are pictures of naked ladies on the wall.

You work in an Adult shop?

Choice!:Punk:

[eelracing]

I now work where there are pictures of naked ladies on the wall.

So your a short-sighted gynaecologist.

[yokel]

No, so you're out of work Christmas cracker joke writer?

[buggerit]

I can no longer work in Hi-Viz faggoty factories, I'm done with that shit.
I once quit a job because a work mate got the sack for a racist comment.

I now work where there are pictures of naked ladies on the wall.

bra fitter?:niceone:

[yokel]

bra fitter?:niceone:

Yeah, I specialize in training bras gigidy gigidy

[Katman]

My take on the workmate lesbian story......

If you're quite happy to retell the story to that workmate's face then fine.

But if it's not one that you'd be comfortable relating to the person in question (which I doubt you would), then to come on here and make a smutty little story of it smacks of immaturity and a total lack of respect.

Just my two cents.

[unstuck]

Way way WAY too many serious fuckers in the world, take Ed for example.

This place is rife with serious fuckers. Kill em all.:msn-wink:

[Fatt Max]

My take on the workmate lesbian story......

If you're quite happy to retell the story to that workmate's face then fine..

I did you doubting John Thomas you :bleh:

[Edbear]

Way way WAY too many serious fuckers in the world, take Ed for example.

This place is rife with serious fuckers. Kill em all.:msn-wink:

Some of my humour does tend to go over the heads of some but the number of blings and PM's I get show that most do get it.

I have a rep for being the funny guy amongst family and friends with playing with the English language one of my favourite past times

But I will try harder to bring it out here. As they say, there's no one more trying than me. :msn-wink:

[oldrider]

Way way WAY too many serious fuckers in the world, take Ed for example.

This place is rife with serious fuckers. Kill em all.:msn-wink:

Seriously? :scratch:

[Edbear]

I did you doubting John Thomas you :bleh:

Reticent is not an adjective I would use to describe thee.

[buggerit]

Is it sexual harrassment to run a string in through the overflow pipe on the ladies toilet cistern,attach it to the
flush mechanism, and pull at the appropriate time?:eek::rofl:

[bogan]

Way way WAY too many serious fuckers in the world

Nail on the head really, why get offended when you can laugh instead. Unfortunatly there seems to be a third option, of getting smacked upside the head (figuratively or literally), hence fat jokes about ones female friends are not a good idea. Religious ones tend to 'bomb' a bit too :shifty: but that depends largely on your circle of friends. Actually, reminds me of a good one I heard recently.

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

[Fatt Max]

I love to play Angry Birds at work. Not the computer / iPhone / tablet game you understand, the office version.

Basically, take the bog roll out of every female toilet in the building and the birds will be angry alright, downright livid in fact

[Fatt Max]

hence fat jokes about ones female friends are not a good idea

I reckon they are the funniest myself.

Good Jehova Witness joke as well, I LOL'd

[BuzzardNZ]

Some of my humour does tend to go over the heads of some but the number of blings and PM's I get show that most do get it.

SNIP



Seems you get a fair amount of reds too, as you're still 15th on the list of top negative posters :devil2:

[Fatt Max]

Seems you get a fair amount of reds too, as you're still 15th on the list of top negative posters :devil2:

That man deserves a DB

[Laava]

I have a rep for being the funny guy amongst family and friends :msn-wink:
In a David Brent kind of a way?

[unstuck]

but the number of blings and PM's I get show that most do get it.



Theres that ego again.:laugh::laugh::bleh:

[unstuck]

Seriously? :scratch:

Who me? :killingme:killingme:killingme

[unstuck]

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

You stole that one off of me in the RR thread. Fucker.:devil2:

[Edbear]

Seems you get a fair amount of reds too, as you're still 15th on the list of top negative posters :devil2:

Only reason I am that far down is Katman can only red rep so many times and has to wait.


That man deserves a DB

Me or him? I reckon we should all deserve one.

[Virago]

That man deserves a DB

A Dangerous Bastard? That's rather cruel and unusual punishment, y'know.

[Virago]

Way way WAY too many serious fuckers in the world, take Ed for example.

This place is rife with serious fuckers. Kill em all.:msn-wink:

The best are the ones that shriek with rage when demanding that others lighten up. :laugh:

[Madness]

I have a rep for being the funny guy amongst family and friends with playing with the English language one of my favourite past times

That says more about your family and friends than it does you in my opinion. Sad fucks the lot of 'em.


But I will try harder to bring it out here.

Please don't. Maybe you could go for a swim instead?

[Katman]

I did you doubting John Thomas you :bleh:

Really?

So you'd happily point her toward the thread started on a motorcyclists forum outlaying your fantasy about her sexual orientation?

(All done seemingly for the collective gratification of your fellow motorcyclists?)

Are you having us on or is she seriously that fucked in the head that she enjoys being discussed in such a crass manner?

[mashman]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X4P4V57EL6w/VG0J7Vjq-DI/AAAAAAAAMvE/2tq1yWCRRoY/s1600/VictorianDad.JPG

[Akzle]

[IMG]

hahahah. White peopl are stuppid.

[bogan]

I reckon they are the funniest myself.

Good Jehova Witness joke as well, I LOL'd

Yeh, but I've got no built in padding; and some of the sheila's down in palmy can hit like a freight train.


You stole that one off of me in the RR thread. Fucker.:devil2:

No such thing as a stolen joke*, just shared laughter :sunny:







* (unless one claims to have written it themselves)

[AllanB]

I hear ya - I reckon on any given day at work I am a hairs width from a PG.

Thing is if I am overheard talking about the length of - or lack of length of a skirt in the office my defense would clearly be to tell HR to walk up the stairs behind her as I had to.

B R E A K F A S T was clearly visible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.

[Fatt Max]

Really?

So you'd happily point her toward the thread started on a motorcyclists forum outlaying your fantasy about her sexual orientation?

(All done seemingly for the collective gratification of your fellow motorcyclists?)

Are you having us on or is she seriously that fucked in the head that she enjoys being discussed in such a crass manner?

Blimey dude who took the jam out of your doughnut?


Too Fat To Ride Slim

[Maha]

Blimey dude who took the jam out of your doughnut?


Too Fat To Ride Slim

He licks it out himself, three times a week. Katwoman puts some back in on Sunday's all ready for a brand new week of fun fun fun.

[Fatt Max]

He licks it out himself, three times a week. Katwoman puts some back on Sunday's all ready for a brand new week of fun fun fun.

That's why I've always loved the geezer, in a special way that only an Englishman could ever love another man. It's a beautiful thing 😷


Too Fat To Ride Slim

[Laava]

:corn::corn::corn:

[skippa1]

That says more about your family and friends than it does you in my opinion. Sad fucks the lot of 'em.



Please don't. Maybe you could go for a swim instead?
Hey thats not funny, you know he cant swi.........fuck....i see what you did there....

[oldrider]

I hear ya - I reckon on any given day at work I am a hairs width from a PG.

Thing is if I am overheard talking about the length of - or lack of length of a skirt in the office my defense would clearly be to tell HR to walk up the stairs behind her as I had to.

B R E A K F A S T was clearly visible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.

A good old fashion workplace with benefits - Does PG = personal gratuities? - how many times does she go up and down the stairs each day? - As many as you? :bleh:

[Oakie]

I hear ya - I reckon on any given day at work I am a hairs width from a PG.

Thing is if I am overheard talking about the length of - or lack of length of a skirt in the office my defense would clearly be to tell HR to walk up the stairs behind her as I had to.

B R E A K F A S T was clearly visible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.

PG because of the pretty ladies? All you have to do is keep your eyes open and your mouth closed and you'll be fine. (Women ... you do the opposite)

[Stirts]

Rude jokes and pictures of tits is what this world needs

FFS... page 1 and the OP posts the above. Now on page 4, and I am the first to post tittie pics?! Fucking disappointed KB!!

http://i.gifeye.com/15178.gif

[oldrider]

FFS... page 1 and the OP posts the above. Now on page 4, and I am the first to post tittie pics?! Fucking disappointed KB!!

http://i.gifeye.com/15178.gif

Talk about disappointment - yah forgot to post your tits Stirts! :eek:

[Stirts]

Talk about disappointment - yah forgot to post your tits Stirts! :eek:

Here you go then (http://thehollywoodsigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_mmo2clnu7a1s6krbbo1_250.gif)

[Akzle]

Here you go then (http://thehollywoodsigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_mmo2clnu7a1s6krbbo1_250.gif)

youre sick, why would you do that!

[unstuck]

Here you go then [/URL]

You are a lot prettier than I imagined. :bleh:

[oldrider]

Here you go then (http://thehollywoodsigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_mmo2clnu7a1s6krbbo1_250.gif)

Yah silly bugger Stirts! :lol: - some people are always full of fun Max look around - the pies might be causing your eyes to fail! :shifty: . :laugh:

[mashman]

I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.

Get fucked... some people meet their future wives in HR because of the short skirt in the professional environment :D

[wharekura]

I thought when kids went to camp recently in raglan they were going to be brainwashed about Jesus and activities would consist of singing kumbaya by an LED lamp. Instead they told me they did things like quad biking, archery and air rifles. I was wrong - they had heaps of fun. And I have the other 51 weeks of the year to unbrainwash them.

[Swoop]

Is it sexual harrassment to run a string in through the overflow pipe on the ladies toilet cistern,attach it to the
flush mechanism, and pull at the appropriate time?:eek::rofl:
That would have been referred to as a "practical joke".

Nowadays that is likely to get you arrested and carted down to the local pig-pen, charged and having to attend counselling.





*however*... if you were wearing a hi-viz faggotry vest and all of the appropriate PPE is being worn by ALL persons on site, you might be let of with a warning (or if you play a pointy-ball game, charges dismissed completely).

[yokel]

I thought when kids went to camp recently in raglan they were going to be brainwashed about Jesus and activities would consist of singing kumbaya by an LED lamp. Instead they told me they did things like quad biking, archery and air rifles. I was wrong - they had heaps of fun. And I have the other 51 weeks of the year to unbrainwash them.

Imagine how much safer the world will be when they ban kid type motorcycles?

And Jesus is alright with me

[Akzle]

Instead they told me they did things like quad biking, archery and air rifles. I was wrong - they had heaps of fun. And I have the other 51 weeks of the year to unbrainwash them.

sounds like an average fucken tuesday 'round here. why you neglecting your kids huh?

[avgas]

Where has the fun gone? You lost it already......for fucks sake.

You better not have eaten it all.

[madbikeboy]

While everyone is trying to find where all the fun has gone, can you also have a look for my marbles (which have also been misplaced). Honour, truth, integrity have all long departed this place. Loyalty is an urban myth. Can anyone find my marbles. I seem to have misplaced them. (The best part of Alzheimer's is hiding my own easter eggs).

[ellipsis]

...it's just packed up and come south, where it enjoys the company of a lot of fun types who live down here...cassina missed out but you cant have everything...

[Paul in NZ]

Christ on a crutch FM...

Fun is doing things badly in an amateurish fashion and not caring you aint doin' it right just as long as you are havin a laugh... Reading all about how you are supposed to hit late apex's, get various bits of your body 'down' and all sucks all the fun out of riding a bike – yeah if you are seriously cocking it up by all means read the manual but if you are having fun… Keep having fun…

Vicki and I have taken up this mountain bike lark. Frankly I suck at it but I’m pretty fit so I can bomb up hills and scream in genuine 100% pant wetting terror on the down bits but shit its fun… I mean really laugh out loud fun…. When it stops being fun I guess we will stop doing it… and do something else…

I also have fun having fun with the grandkids… BBQ at our place – 3 of em in the wheelbarrow and bomb around the lawn scaring the bejezuz out of them until the sausages need turning then its back to the BBQ while they all plead for another spin around the lawn… OK – away we go….

Water fights, nerf gun fights and build a catapult – fun mate… Jeeze I cant IMAGINE life without fun..

[Banditbandit]

This looks like fun ...

http://www.ziuaconstanta.ro/images/stories/2014/07/05/bikini.jpg

[Paul in NZ]

Fun until you get the bills and the drama...

[Banditbandit]

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/i/spin/image/spin_prod_459516301?hei=248&wid=248&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0

<img src="http://lghttp.18632.nexcesscdn.net/8090B0/ps/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/d/r/drama_queen_2_/prettysecrets---panties-bikini-be-cheeky-31.jpg" width="400px"/>

[oldrider]

Can you give me Bill's number please BB I want to borrow some of his toys! :yes:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Christ on a crutch FM...

Fun is doing things badly in an amateurish fashion and not caring you aint doin' it right just as long as you are havin a laugh... .

middle aged white man dancing.

\m/

[HenryDorsetCase]

This looks like fun ...


she is kinda weird lookin'. it might be photoshop though.

[avgas]

The internet is fun.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/28/1411864212422_Image_galleryImage_Miranda_Kerr_Inst agram.JPG

[Paul in NZ]

middle aged white man dancing.

\m/

middle aged? you flatterer....

[mashman]

Angry Dad videos go viral (https://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/video/watch/26151044/angry-dad-videos-go-viral/)... grumpy bastard :shifty:

[Banditbandit]

she is kinda weird lookin'. it might be photoshop though.

Weird in what way???

[ellipsis]

Weird in what way???


...that's obvious...she is down near the sea without a fishing rod...:rolleyes:

[mashman]

Weird in what way???

She's got a shrunken head.

[Banditbandit]

She's got a shrunken head.

You mean like this??



<img src="https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5999093/il_fullxfull.171716277.jpg" width="400px"/>

[mashman]

You mean like this??

Pretty much...