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Flip
10th February 2015, 11:51
I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.

I am a great great uncle on my wifes side but this is close to home.
Murray
10th February 2015, 11:53
No!! Thanks for the offer though.

But congratulations
willytheekid
10th February 2015, 12:01
Congrats Flip :eek:


ps...you old!...this PROVES it...grandpa!! :laugh:
Banditbandit
10th February 2015, 12:03
Congrats to you ..

Why are you surprised??? It's a perfectly natural human thing to become ... (or is there something you haven't told us about the sexual preferences of your children???)
buggerit
10th February 2015, 12:08
I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.



You witnessed the conception?:sick::facepalm:
Jase H
10th February 2015, 12:14
Congrats.

However, for all the good things about being a grandfather, remember the downside - you're sleeping with a granny. :-)
unstuck
10th February 2015, 12:15
Welcome to the club.:niceone:
TheDemonLord
10th February 2015, 12:54
I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.

I am a great great uncle on my wifes side but this is close to home.

Surprised because he/she is still in highschool or just general surprise?
mashman
10th February 2015, 13:15
heh heh heh... congrats grandad.
madbikeboy
10th February 2015, 14:28
Congratulations. Hope the poor bugger doesn't inherit many of your genes.
Oakie
10th February 2015, 16:59
I walk in at 0300 this morning after doing a long shift to find out I'm going the be a Grandfather soon. It was quite a suprise.

A mate of mine found out he was going to be a grandad about a week after the child was born. Their son couldn't find a way to tell mum and dad he'd got his sometime girlfriend pregnant so in the end he just rolled up at their door, grandchild in his arms.
98tls
10th February 2015, 17:58
Congrats...:2thumbsup
Akzle
10th February 2015, 18:59
i'll lend you my coathanger... used.

slightly rusty, but you wouldn't know for all the blood staining.
Oakie
10th February 2015, 20:51
i'll lend you my coathanger... used.

slightly rusty, but you wouldn't know for all the blood staining.

Well there's a new low...
neels
10th February 2015, 20:57
Congrats....I hope.

Otherwise, time to clean the shotgun.
mashman
10th February 2015, 21:16
Well there's a new low...

Just when ya thought :shifty:


Congrats....I hope.

Otherwise, time to clean the shotgun.
PrincessBandit
12th February 2015, 15:58
Babies are often a result of the thread title (in case you didn't know :msn-wink: )

Congratulations. Just remember the best bit is being able to give them back :eek: