Maori hug?

[Big Dave]

So I played my first competitive game of basketball for a long time tonight - at Otara near the MIT. I was the only white guy playing. loved it.
Did alright too for a rusty old bugger 16pts and a swag of boards. But what to do at the end of the game?

All the boys came up grabbed my hand, cupped it and lowered the shoulder sort of 'bump into you' style.

Just wondering, is it culturally correct for whitey to do the same back? I'm down with it.

[Coyote]

Depends on the 'whitey'. I would never get away with something like that

[SPORK]

Yeah, I for one would bust a cap in his ass.

But I'm sure you're gangsta enough! Peace out, nigga

[Big Dave]

But I'm sure you're gangsta enough!

yeah sure - all aussies called 'Dave' are way hood.

[Hitcher]

Yeah, I for one would bust a cap in his ass.
If you insist on using your hatted head as a donkey suppository. Big head, small sphincter. Makes sense...

[froggyfrenchman]

i just run for the hills

[Suney]

a common reply to these homeboys is to pose like this
http://www.angelfire.com/psy/volcom/images/Image112.jpg

[John]

actually, I would have hit you with the nearest pole and taken your wallet thats what my definition of maori hug is, and it is PC!

[SPORK]

yeah sure - all aussies called 'Dave' are way hood.
You had better believe it.



If you insist on using your hatted head as a donkey suppository. Big head, small sphincter. Makes sense...

Seriously, how many times a day do you do a KB search for "ass"? Just wondering. And the use of "ass" was purely intentional. In fact, after writing the A, I decided to plunge in and go for gold. With the desired effect, as it appears.

LOL!

Arse arse arse arse. BDOTGNZA!

[Big Dave]

actually, I would have hit you with the nearest pole


You know about Alexander Graham Bell - invented the telephone.
Do you know the story of Alexander Graham Kawolski?


















The first telephone Pole. :gob:

[Big Dave]

And the use of "ass" was purely intentional.

I think it's a contextual thing - If i'm talking hoops or matters 'merican, then ass i will utter - hitched be damned.

If it's a local matter then arse is what should be kicked.

[John]

You know about Alexander Graham Bell - invented the telephone.
Do you know the story of Alexander Graham Kawolski?


















The first telephone Pole. :gob:
you seem aroused any particular reason or the mentioning of "pole" set you off? you have your reasons, and I will just sit here confused…

[Big Dave]

you seem aroused any particular reason or the mentioning of "pole" set you off? you have your reasons, and I will just sit here confused…

I was thinking of you and all the bruises - from where people have been touching you with a 40' pole.

[Hitcher]

Arse arse arse arse. BDOTGNZA!
Good lad. Didn't help on Saturday but...

[John]

I was thinking of you and all the bruises - from where people have been touching you with a 40' pole.
oh baby, I was playing with about 500+ bananas today I am easily excitable.

[Biff]

Just wondering, is it culturally correct for whitey to do the same back? I'm down with it.

Yes Dave. It's also customary to tweak their nipple while saying to them, in a Maori accent, "you iz my biatch".

Please ask your wife to video the next game, particularly the 'tweaking'.

I'm sure many of us would enjoy watching it.

Good luck.

[scumdog]

So I played my first competitive game of basketball for a long time tonight - at Otara near the MIT. I was the only white guy playing. loved it.
Did alright too for a rusty old bugger 16pts and a swag of boards. But what to do at the end of the game?

All the boys came up grabbed my hand, cupped it and lowered the shoulder sort of 'bump into you' style.

Just wondering, is it culturally correct for whitey to do the same back? I'm down with it.

Of course it is, don't listen to the drop kicks on this site that know diddly-squat!!
I kicked around with a bunch of 'bros' while the Training College, I was about 20-30 years older than them but I got accepted by them, got invited to every 'bro' type event, I'm as white as a huhu grub but they saw through that and saw through to the 'true' me and just fitted me in with them.
Just ask, they would be flattered you made the effort.

If I'm talking shit I'm sure 'somebody' will correct me!!

[Big Dave]

Yes Dave. It's also customary to tweak their nipple while saying to them, in a Maori accent, "you iz my biatch".

Please ask your wife to video the next game, particularly the 'tweaking'.

I'm sure many of us would enjoy watching it.

Good luck.

Maaate - I can't do any accent but 'strine' and she stopped coming to watch me play 20 years ago.
Besides - gotta feel sorry for the 6'4" 110kg little fellas - The big man already 'schooled 'em' in the paint. bitch.

[Big Dave]

Of course it is,
Just ask, they would be flattered you made the effort.


Cool - thanks.

[scumdog]

Maaate - I can't do any accent but 'strine' and she stopped coming to watch me play 20 years ago.
Besides - gotta feel sorry for the 6'4" 110kg little fellas - The big man already 'schooled 'em' in the paint. bitch.

Yeah, I know where you're coming from, those weeny 105kg types were hopeless at climbing over walls/up ropes after this skinny (80kg) white boy!!!!
Besides, a 'big' guy = a 'big' target!!

[The_Dover]

Would you think twice if a white guy shook your hand and said "thank's mate, good game!"? Would they?

Exactly, different cultures............bro. I'm a pom and you feckers talk and act funny to me, but the hangin with the "bro's" down at my rugby club is where I am comfortable. Just remember, they wouldn't bother if they didn't respect you and expect the same back, so just be yourself. And if if you feel like doing the high handshake and shoulder bump, just do it. Else just shake, it's all the same to you, I and them at the end of the day. They're not gonna bat an eyelid.

[Sniper]

I did that once in the Army and nearly got my head kicked in for it. Apparently (as I was told), the individual of Maori descent has to initiate the hug and you can do it. If not it can be classed as a challenge.

I don't know if that is true or not but as the guy was my corporal and significantly bigger than myself, I believed him!

[Hitcher]

What is it with Maori and this whole hip hop rip-off thing? What on earth do young Maori think that they have in common culturally with African Americans? I just don't get it.

[Sniper]

What is it with Maori and this whole hip hop rip-off thing? What on earth do young Maori think that they have in common culturally with African Americans? I just don't get it.

Skin colour. Apparently they claim to be "Brotha's?". I don't understand?

[Lias]

The white man be opressing the tangata whenua for shizzle mah nizzle

[MSTRS]

What is it with Maori and this whole hip hop rip-off thing? What on earth do young Maori think that they have in common culturally with African Americans? I just don't get it.
Deys po' Deys a minority Dey don' talk upty

[Big Dave]

What is it with Maori and this whole hip hop rip-off thing?

Maybe they just like it. I like some of it - the non violent stuff.
Some of it is 'game' - Basketballers have always had the coolest shit. Shoes, clothes etc.

And whether the reality is perceived or otherwise - They identify with music that tells of the disenfranchised, displaced and the anger about it.

When I see them in the USA hoody - I tell them they should take it back - the idiots have put the letters on the wrong way around - surely that should read 'AUS'. :weird:

[Biff]

What is it with Maori and this whole hip hop rip-off thing? What on earth do young Maori think that they have in common culturally with African Americans? I just don't get it.

That's coz u iz a batty boy. Aiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[Sniper]

That's coz u iz a batty boy. Aiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Ali G. Hmmm, somehow his DVD ended up in my collection this week :spudwhat:

[Postie]

i just run for the hills
typical French.... :crybaby:

[Biff]

Ali G. Hmmm, somehow his DVD ended up in my collection this week :spudwhat:

Alongside da punnani DVDs?

[Sniper]

Alongside da punnani DVDs?

And most the hardcore pornography from Germany. There was this one of these two HUGE black guys who managed to squeeze themselves into a tiny box.

[chris]

typical French.... :crybaby:
The whole of France once surrendered after two German tourists stopped to ask directions in a Paris street.

[Postie]

The whole of France once surrendered after two German tourists stopped to ask directions in a Paris street.

still i like the new french flag, a white cross on a white background :lol:

[chris]

Sorry Dave, we have gone a bit off topic.

[Postie]

The whole of France once surrendered after two German tourists stopped to ask directions in a Paris street.
Chris, what's the difference betwenn a piece of toast and a frenchman???

[chris]

I don't know, what is the difference between a piece of toast and a Frenchman?

[Postie]

I don't know, what is the difference between a piece of toast and a Frenchman?
you can make soldiers out of toast :moon:

[chris]

you can make soldiers out of toast :moon:
Boom boom!

[jrandom]

Basketballers have always had the coolest shit.

Maybe its some sort of convective effect. Mine tends to come out at body temperature.


They identify with music that tells of the disenfranchised, displaced and the anger about it.

Poor wee buggers.

Also bullshit.

They're 'identifying' with stupidity and testosterone-fuelled animalism. Black ghetto society, as espoused in the jigga-boo rhymes, is a grown-up version of Lord of the Flies. Just less pasty in complexion. The in-duh-lecktual degradation of your average subscriber to hip-hop mores locks them right into the quest to be the alpha male of the local monkey pack and the regular 'dancing to the drums' that accompanies such. The native females appear to support and encourage this behavior with the homo sapiens equivalent of swollen baboon rumps.

Perhaps that's why they breed so prolifically.

[kerryg]

They're 'identifying' with stupidity and testosterone-fuelled animalism. Black ghetto society, as espoused in the jigga-boo rhymes, is a grown-up version of Lord of the Flies. Just less pasty in complexion. The in-duh-lecktual degradation of your average subscriber to hip-hop mores locks them right into the quest to be the alpha male of the local monkey pack and the regular 'dancing to the drums' that accompanies such. The native females appear to support and encourage this behavior with the homo sapiens equivalent of swollen baboon rumps.

Perhaps that's why they breed so prolifically.


Jeez mate...don't pull your punches...tell us what you really think!!! :calm:

[Big Dave]

Sorry Dave, we have gone a bit off topic.

Bothers me not.

[Big Dave]

Also bullshit.



Possibly so - I'm the stranger in the strange land here.

I will add that my experience is arseholes are arseholes no matter what colour, race or religion they are and the same applies to good people.

There are 4 times as many dickheads in OZ as there are in NZ - because there are 4 times as many Aussies. Same applies to good carnts.

I reckon a lot of you get an impression of us from the disproportionate arsehole concentration feeding off kiwi tourists on the Gold Coast.

[Hitcher]

My liking for things piscine is increasing exponentially. And, perhaps simultaneously, my belief in reincarnation...

[jrandom]

piscine reincarnation...

requires the very best of karma, that does.

[Big Dave]

My liking for things piscine is increasing exponentially. And, perhaps simultaneously, my belief in reincarnation...


Come again? That all sounds a bit fishy to me.

[jrandom]

Come again?

oh, you big teasy man. my boyfriends are ALWAYS saying that...

[Ixion]

Come again? That all sounds a bit fishy to me.

Polymorphic maybe ? Or a proof of random selection ?

[jrandom]

a proof of random selection ?

selection's anything but, Ixy boy. and don't you think this forum has enough groan-indusing puns floating around already?

[Big Dave]

oh, you big teasy man. my boyfriends are ALWAYS saying that...

I've always offered 3 for 1.

And you know what Fish?
I once went out with a Mermaid.
Great girl - loved the beach
and what a figure she had!

38 - 24 - $8.95 a kilo.

[Biff]

My liking for things piscine is increasing exponentially. And, perhaps simultaneously, my belief in reincarnation...

Does Mrs Hitcher know you're flirting outrageously in a 17th century Ye Olde English dignitary fashion, with a lady, so named, because of her anability to breathe out of water?

[Hitcher]

Does Mrs Hitcher know you're flirting outrageously in a 17th century Ye Olde English dignitary fashion, with a lady, so named, because of her anability to breathe out of water?
You silly man. Ms Fish isn't really a fish.

[Sniper]

You silly man. Ms Fish isn't really a fish.

What is she then? Crustacean?

[jrandom]

What is she then? Crustacean?

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

[Sniper]

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

A gender confused version?

[WRT]

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

No, Indy - NO!!!!


Aaarrrggghhh . . . .

(goes off to check if there is a new post in Indy's picture thread with Rodney's head on a mermaids body . . .)

[WRT]

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

"Rod" Hide in the Fish - err, Flesh . . . err . . .

This isnt some cheap porno rip off is it?

[Lias]

They're 'identifying' with stupidity and testosterone-fuelled animalism. Black ghetto society, as espoused in the jigga-boo rhymes, is a grown-up version of Lord of the Flies. Just less pasty in complexion. The in-duh-lecktual degradation of your average subscriber to hip-hop mores locks them right into the quest to be the alpha male of the local monkey pack and the regular 'dancing to the drums' that accompanies such. The native females appear to support and encourage this behavior with the homo sapiens equivalent of swollen baboon rumps.

Perhaps that's why they breed so prolifically.

QFT.
Preach on!

[Biff]

I'm actually Rodney Hide.

I never said the lady was fish Mr H. The nice lady even admits (above) that she's actually a fat whale, which, as we all know, is a mammal. So I guess she can breathe out of water after all. Silly me.

[Big Dave]

And in a brilllllyunt segway back to me understanding Maori customs - what about the way they return the first fish to the sea? What gives with that?

[jrandom]

And in a brilllllyunt segway back to me understanding Maori customs - what about the way they return the first fish to the sea? What gives with that?

it was probably come up with by some dude at Saatchi & Saatchi to tell the tourists so that they think the natives are ecologically aware and in touch with their spiritual connection to mother earth. great money-spinner for cheap greenstone tiki sales, that.

when in reality, of course, their more into dragnetting every beach in range of the '86 Falcon's gas tank and flicking their ciggy butts into the ocean.

[Postie]

I've always offered 3 for 1.

And you know what Fish?
I once went out with a Mermaid.
Great girl - loved the beach
and what a figure she had!

38 - 24 - $8.95 a kilo.



fuckin 'larious
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: