Forkinass

[YellowDog]

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[mashman]

His employer stated: "Lucky he didn't get the sack.".

[Black Knight]

Make sure he is not nearby before fucking the farmers daughter

[Big Dog]

Fork that! What a pain in the arse!


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Laava]

He must be very accident prong...I mean prone.

[Reckless]

Jeepers what a prick of a thing to happen.

[Reckless]

That ass got a damn good forkin :)

[mashman]

Make sure he is not nearby before fucking the farmers daughter

heh... I think he got the point and am kinda surprised he didn't soil himself.

[Zedder]

I haven't got tine for this...

[husaberg]

That a-hole is off limits someone else has already staked a claim......

[husaberg]

Use the fork to shift the piles they said.

[husaberg]

Pick what you want and fork out for it they said.

[Zedder]

That a-hole is off limits someone else has already staked a claim......

Couldn't handle it though.

[Zedder]

Use the fork to shift the piles they said.

Was that their pitch?

[husaberg]

First thing he said after insertion.

Take it out I can't handle it.

[Zedder]

Pick what you want and fork out for it they said.


I can dig it.

[husaberg]

Doctor......... I have a sharp pain in my arse.

[Zedder]

First thing he said after insertion.

Take it out I can't handle it.

Already did it you're busted. Stand by for Gremlin...

[husaberg]

Stick a fork in him....... he's dumb

[Reckless]

Doctor......... I have a sharp pain in my arse.


Doctor said "Son you'll just feel a small prick"

[Zedder]

Doctor said "Son you'll just feel a small prick"

Yeah, Axzle.

[husaberg]

Already did it you're busted. Stand by for Gremlin...

She asked if I was down for it but she must have forked up.



Doctor said "Son you'll just feel a small prick"

Odd because that's exactly what Axel said to the urologist.

[husaberg]

Cool weekend story for work on Monday he has it in Spades

[husaberg]

Someone's going to be forking out some piles of cash.

[husaberg]

I know an easier way to find a needle in a haystack he said.

[husaberg]

Heaps of people are tuning in to see how this turns out.

[husaberg]

On a brighter note his bottom burbs now had perfect pitch

(see what it did there);)

[Autech]

If everyone pitches in we wont have to work our arse off.

[husaberg]

Making hay where the sun don't shine.....

[mashman]

Even though it seemed odd, Bob never took his partner's Welsh accent into account before granting what he thought was a strange request.

[Big Dog]

His first day on the job Cletus noticed the old hands using the tools as somewhere to sit on smoko. Somewhere I think he got the wrong end of the stick.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[AllanB]

Dave went to the whore house as he wanted to try some anal sex - the girl said she was willing but insisted on giving him a poke up his arse first ..............

[T.W.R]

Rectal Prictology :facepalm:

Forking out for some cheap ass :shit:

Redneck DP sex :shutup:

Poking around the ring :facepalm:

[husaberg]

Police are approaching this ass-ault with four separate lines of enquiry.

Police are remaining tight lipped regarding the investigation but believe given tine they will get to the bottom of it.

Victim freely admits prior to the Incident he was being cheeky.

[mossy1200]

Pin the tail on the Honda Rider.

[T.W.R]

After weeks of verbal titillation & foreplay Husaberg & Axzle finally got around to Forking

[mashman]

Piercings, the country way.

Escape from Rimutaka prison wasn't as easy as Bob was led to believe.

[mossy1200]

Caught dogging Greg was unable to reach the safety of his get away Honda before the angry mob caught him.

[Zedder]

After weeks of verbal titillation & foreplay Husaberg & Axzle finally got around to Forking


It's not his fault if Axhole said "I take it up the arse".

[spanner spinner]

Luke I said use the force not the fork to lift you into that tree.

[husaberg]

Police are concerned that it doesn't appear to be a open and shut case.
The victim motioned when approached by the ambulance crews
He later said don't worry I got the prick.

[YellowDog]

A gayman's chastity device :wacko:

[T.W.R]

It's not his fault if Axhole said "I take it up the arse".

And how come you know akzles's arse just by looking at it :blink: been there done that, & made a deposit or two huh?

[Zedder]

And how come you know akzles's arse just by looking at it :blink: been there done that, & made a deposit or two huh?

Lol, not at all and nothing to do with visual identification. You're the one who wrote about forking and I know husaberg would certainly be the one doing the actual pitch forking.

Incidently, your earlier post number 33, suggests a higher than normal interest in this type of thing...

[T.W.R]

Lol, not at all and nothing to do with visual identification. You're the one who wrote about forking and I know husaberg would certainly be the one doing the actual pitch forking.

Incidently, your earlier post number 33, suggests a higher than normal interest in this type of thing...


:lol: think the old chocolate starfish was winking at ya :rolleyes:

Giver....receiver doesn't really matter, it's who pushes back harder that sets them apart, they're two sides of the same coin

No interest at all in feral S&M :nono:

[Coolz]

A Moonie at an Amish bbq

[Zedder]

:lol: think the old chocolate starfish was winking at ya :rolleyes:

Giver....receiver doesn't really matter, it's who pushes back harder that sets them apart, they're two sides of the same coin

No interest at all in feral S&M :nono:


Chocolate starfish? I'd stop there, it shows you have far too much specific interest now.

[T.W.R]

Chocolate starfish? I'd stop there, it shows you have far too much specific interest now.

:killingme you're the one saying in your own words "higher than normal interest" & "specific interest"....sure you're not trying to tell us something??

apparently it's OK to come out of the closet these days if you're that way inclined :buggerd:

[Zedder]

:killingme you're the one saying in your own words "higher than normal interest" & "specific interest"....sure you're not trying to tell us something??

apparently it's OK to come out of the closet these days if you're that way inclined :buggerd:


Well, someone has to explain things to you because you don't come across as being very bright.

[mashman]

Well, someone has to explain things to you because you don't come across as being very bright.

You should find him and stab him in the arse with...... ohhhhhhhhhh.

[husaberg]

Hay Asshole................

Mud Raking................

I have heard of speaking with a forked tongue but this shits gone to far........

[awayatc]

Stabbing in back reaches new low

[Laava]

Stabbing in back reaches new low

Top post so far!

[FJRider]

Stabbing in back reaches new low

It's the depth that some are willing to go ... and the depth some are willing to accept ... that make's it ... :crazy:

[Big Dog]

I... Haaad.... The tine of my liiiife!


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

I guess he forked up.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[husaberg]

it should be pointed out that he got the sharp end of the stick........

[mossy1200]

Workplace NZ fined Greg $45,000 for forking around and failing to wear appropriate PPE on the job sit. Greg admitted it was a pain in the arse butt he would have to live with the courts decision.

[Zedder]

Some of you are posting the same puns twice. Sharpen up...

[mossy1200]

Some of you are posting the same puns twice. Sharpen up...


Some of you are posting the same puns twice. Sharpen up...

Some of you are posting the same puns twice. Sharpen up...

[husaberg]

Some of you are posting the same puns twice. Sharpen up...

police are planning a multi pronged approach based on two separate lines of inquiry
but they still require assistance

[Gadget1]

police are planning a multi pronged approach based on two separate lines of inquiry
but they still require assistance

What other tools are available to them? I can see a fair bit of spadework involved before they get to the bottom of things.

[husaberg]

What other tools are available to them? I can see a fair bit of spadework involved before they get to the bottom of things.

If you look closely at the pic you will see the tide is about to turn

[Gadget1]

If you look closely at the pic you will see the tide is about to turn

Yep, no pussy footing around.

[george formby]

A chronic alcoholic from the Garden of England claims to have been cured overnight after falling asleep in a mulch pile on the way home from his local pub, The Cheeky Cutler.
He was quoted as saying " It was fast, like forked lightning."

[Zedder]

Yep, no pussy footing around.

They'll still have to work gingerly though.

[george formby]

Maggie Barry catches husband plowing the wrong furrow.

[Laava]

Fork toss at gay highland games goes horribly wrong.

[husaberg]

Ever feel you may be forking out too much on acupuncture.

[george formby]

OSH probe into tine design after spike in bum imports.

[Maha]

Bishop Tamaki follows up money pic with this.

[buggerit]

source of whistling farts discovered:wacko:

[george formby]

Bishop Tamaki follows up money pic with this.

That's a new pitch to get them to fork out.:whistle:

[240]

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