Can I try superbike racing without buying a bike?

[nodrog]

I was planning on getting a superbike racer a few years ago, but ended up getting a sidecar instead. I'm considering getting a superbike racer again, but I want to know how much I would like it (even though I'm sure I would love it) before I start spending money, so is it possible for me to turn up to a practice day and take a bike around the track without buying it or all the gear? I'm not in Auckland if it makes a difference. Thanks in advance for answering.

[ellipsis]

...you can use my CB350F for the southern rounds...it works quite well at Levels...you would need a bit of a handicap at Ruapuna though...

[swarfie]

Stop pulling the piss and get back in ya shed....you've got cast iron to turn into black shitty swarf with ya butter knife :nya:

[steveyb]

Turn up with your gear at a bucket race meeting, talk nicely to a few guys and have a go there first.
That way you will know if you have any aptitude at all or if you are an accident waiting to happen.
There are plenty of guys here who can help you out there.
If that works out, get into Lightweight Production/Hyosung Cup for a season or two. Cheap as racing and high quality racing.
Learn your lessons there first.
DO NOT jump straight on a Superbike or even a Supersport bike first. That is just shithouse for everyone frankly.
Do the hard yards and you will be better off for it.

[nodrog]

Turn up with your gear at a bucket race meeting, talk nicely to a few guys and have a go there first.
That way you will know if you have any aptitude at all or if you are an accident waiting to happen.
There are plenty of guys here who can help you out there.
If that works out, get into Lightweight Production/Hyosung Cup for a season or two. Cheap as racing and high quality racing.
Learn your lessons there first.
DO NOT jump straight on a Superbike or even a Supersport bike first. That is just shithouse for everyone frankly.
Do the hard yards and you will be better off for it.

I don't have time for all that nonsense, I'm a busy man.

[steveyb]

LOL
Hehehe, life is pretty short as it flashes in front of your eyes, whilst flying...
...after highsiding off a Superbike.....

Tell you what though, (just in general, not necessarily aimed at you) I have seen them come and go.
So many riders who have jumped onto 600s and 1000s thinking they are the shizzle only to find themselves scared shitless by them and by the speed of the good guys, so that they find out how hard they have to go just to keep up with the back of the pack and soon enough hurt themselves or just give up and go back to tiddlywinks for their thrills.
But those riders who learned how to ride and how to race on small bikes first have a barrel of laughs for small budgets.
Go jump on a 250/300/390 proddy bike and see how much fun it really is learning to ride a bike to 110% of its capabilities, not having the bike ride you beyond your capabilities.

[ellipsis]

...steveyb, I think you have been led down the proverbial garden path ...

[nodrog]

I've got access to a gs125 I can practice on.

[Shaun Harris]

I've got access to a gs125 I can practice on.


That fits with the size of ya dick, ya dick.

[nodrog]

That fits with the size of ya dick, ya dick.

Hows your motorcycle? Sold enough milo to buy one yet?

don't forget your torque wrench.

[Shaun Harris]

Hows your motorcycle? Sold enough milo to buy one yet?

don't forget your torque wrench.



Lol, I love all the bull shit you guys make up and talk on here these days, once upon a time I took it personally. How is Tauranga life for ya

[nodrog]

....How is Tauranga life for ya

Super, Thanks for asking.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/food-beverage/other-beverages/auction-913872113.htm

[Shaun Harris]

Super, Thanks for asking.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/home-living/food-beverage/other-beverages/auction-913872113.htm




Lol, man you just must get so bored or love me to follow me around that much Shorty. It will NOT sell first time around, but I am sure you will continue to follow me like a smell anyway, so sit back and just watch when it does sell dude, easy easy money less the tax of cousre. There is a Cafe in Auckland that offered me $4k for the lot before I put it on trade me, easy race gas and a few tyres

Ps, have you ever had the balls to go and see Billy in the same town to mouth of at him, or is the keyboard your only action

[jasonu]

What is this Milo lark all about?

[mossy1200]

If you buy one at the correct price at this time of the year you shouldn't lose money on it even if you don't continue with it later.
Its going to take more than a day to get lines and speeds sorted.
I started on 1k post classic then tried bucket bikes later. Buckets is scary stuff.

[ellipsis]

I started on

...a 1 liter box of ice cream about an hour ago, now I feel sick...

[mossy1200]

...a 1 liter box of ice cream about an hour ago, now I feel sick...

A 2 litre of Cadbury flake ice cream does that to me.

[Shaun Harris]

What is this Milo lark all about?



Yummy chocolate style drink that the maker of it has changed the recipe on. So I just drove from New Plymouth to Wanganui and purchased every bit of it I could find to on sell through the link that really nice guy Gordon McKeown AKA NOBROT posted up on here.

[FJRider]

I don't have time for all that nonsense, I'm a busy man.

Just go buy one ... what could possibly go wrong ... ;)

[nodrog]

Lol, man you just must get so bored or love me to follow me around that much Shorty.

Trademe emails me your latest listings for some reason. Must of had something I was interested in at some stage, maybe marmite or a TT trophy?



Ps, have you ever had the balls to go and see Billy in the same town to mouth of at him, or is the keyboard your only action

I have met Graham heaps, nice chap. I've never mouthed off at him, I've questioned some of his decisions and called him a dick and maybe he didn't like it, but hey that's life isn't it?

If he's all Sooky La La about it he can come and see me, I'm not exactly hard to find.


What is this Milo lark all about?

Its Shauns new business plan.


If you buy one at the correct price at this time of the year you shouldn't lose money on it even if you don't continue with it later.
Its going to take more than a day to get lines and speeds sorted.
I started on 1k post classic then tried bucket bikes later. Buckets is scary stuff.

But I don't want to buy one. I thought I'd try the KB way and just ask for one.


Yummy chocolate style drink that the maker of it has changed the recipe on. So I just drove from New Plymouth to Wanganui and purchased every bit of it I could find to on sell through the link that really nice guy Gordon McKeown AKA NOBROT posted up on here.

Oh no, go Sherlock!


Just go buy one ... what could possibly go wrong ... ;)

I might break it.

[mossy1200]

But I don't want to buy one. I thought I'd try the KB way and just ask for one.







I might break it.

Then start a new account and ask for the newbie special discount. Free

Your not thinking this through properly are you?
Or go and take a demo bike out for a test ride the next time there is an open day and use that.

[98tls]

What about skydiving then,to save some coin (just in case its not for you) give it a go without buying any gear first.

[nodrog]

What about skydiving then,to save some coin (just in case its not for you) give it a go without buying any gear first.

I'm only interested in muff diving.

[Kickaha]

.you would need a bit of a handicap at Ruapuna though...
You've met him, you should have realised he's already handicapped

[98tls]

I'm only interested in muff diving.

In that case buy the right gear first eh...

[nodrog]

In that case buy the right gear first eh...

I've got a helmet

[ellipsis]

I've got a helmet

...I have a right hand glove if you want it, the other half is somewhere near the Pothole at Ruapuna...maybe you could have a look there for it, before you do the Ruapuna Rnd...

[98tls]

I've got a helmet

So did they,wear gear...;)

[nodrog]

...I have a right hand glove if you want it, the other half is somewhere near the Pothole at Ruapuna...maybe you could have a look there for it, before you do the Ruapuna Rnd...

I could just look for it on the sighting lap.


So did they,wear gear...;)

you are quite clever, a collage of Shaun.

[Voltaire]

Just hacksaw that dead weight off your BMW and go classic racing. :innocent:

[mossy1200]

Just hacksaw that dead weight off your BMW and go classic racing. :innocent:

Did you just suggest I try self harming?

BMW is sold now.:weep:

[Kickaha]

Just hacksaw that dead weight off your BMW and go classic racing. :innocent:

Don't talk about Stirts like that, you're just being mean

[Katman]

I'm not exactly hard to find.

Don't be silly.

You were hard when I found you.

:love:

[FJRider]

In that case buy the right gear first eh...

With some of the girls I know ... I'd need to buy a parachute ... :pinch:

[Voltaire]

Don't talk about Stirts like that, you're just being mean

When he says Superbike, coming from a 70's BMW is that like a Hyosung 250?:wacko:

[kawa10]

anyone keen to let me try a super bike i can lend to nodrog for a sidecar?

[nodrog]

bump

_____________

[Danger Dave]

I'm looking at getting another one you can have a ride if you give me your bmw :msn-wink:

[nodrog]

I'm looking at getting another one you can have a ride if you give me your bmw :msn-wink:

Sounds fair, I'll be gentle.

[bucket boy]

Sounds fair, I'll be gentle.

isnt it past your bed time

[nodrog]

isnt it past your bed time

party animal

[old rig]

You got it round the wrong way

Your a animal party

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[BuzzardNZ]

Yummy chocolate style drink that the maker of it has changed the recipe on. So I just drove from New Plymouth to Wanganui and purchased every bit of it I could find to on sell through the link that really nice guy Gordon McKeown AKA NOBROT posted up on here.

and here you are (again) on stuff...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70752970/online-auction-brings-back-the-true-taste-of-milo

[Stirts]

and here you are (again) on stuff...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70752970/online-auction-brings-back-the-true-taste-of-milo

"But if no one buys it in bulk by November I will start selling them off separately because they are fantastic Christmas presents."

Fuck, Christmas sounds like it's going to be fucking awesome for the Harris family :mellow:

[BuzzardNZ]

"But if no one buys it in bulk by November I will start selling them off separately because they are fantastic Christmas presents."

Fuck, Christmas sounds like it's going to be fucking awesome for the Harris family :mellow:

I liked this one...

"I saw this as a golden opportunity to help someone."

:rolleyes:

[Shaun Harris]

Haha Just ignore it, I am only trying to seek attention again

[Drew]

Race my RF in superbike. It's bloody hilarious!

[Madness]

What I want to know is, are they your real teeth Shaun, or has all the Milo lead to falsies?

[Shaun Harris]

What I want to know is, are they your real teeth Shaun, or has all the Milo lead to falsies?


Haha the front 4 are Titanium in plants

[sidecar bob]

I'm not a particularly astute investor, but I chortled at the implications of purchasing a speculative investment with a best before date.

[Shaun Harris]

I'm not a particularly astute investor, but I chortled at the implications of purchasing a speculative investment with a best before date.



1st pack to exspire, is not untill JUNE 2016 Bob, so think I and the buyer to be are pretty safe there

[jellywrestler]

Race my RF in superbike. It's bloody hilarious!

ray clee did with some success, think that's where he came of age and recognised for his riding and tuning skills

[jellywrestler]

What I want to know is, are they your real teeth Shaun, or has all the Milo lead to falsies?

'At first look I thought this guy was Dave Dobbin' best online quote so far.

[Drew]

ray clee did with some success, think that's where he came of age and recognised for his riding and tuning skills

Yeah, I tried and failed to find his times round Manfeild for comparison. Tried to find a Daytona endurance fairing kit for mine too, but all I could find was Chinese road stuff with bad graphics.

[nodrog]

Race my RF in superbike. It's bloody hilarious!

I was kinda hoping for S1000rr HP4, or a New R1.

[Madness]

New R1.

Fuck they're ugly. Still, rather that than 143.3 kilograms of milo.

[nodrog]

Fuck they're ugly. Still, rather that than 143.3 kilograms of milo.

Bovril is where its at.

[Drew]

Fuck they're ugly. Still, rather that than 143.3 kilograms of milo.

In race trim they look fucken great.

[Shaun Harris]

'At first look I thought this guy was Dave Dobbin' best online quote so far.



Haha. Had a good fist fight with him 33 years ago in Whangerei. Now seven sharp want an interview about the Milo lol, and the Rock love it also

[ellipsis]

Haha. Had a good fist fight with him 33 years ago in Whangerei.


...fucken gingas...

[Drew]

Haha. Had a good fist fight with him 33 years ago in Whangerei. Now seven sharp want an interview about the Milo lol, and the Rock love it also

"Love it". That explains why they were taking the piss out of you.

[nodrog]

Maybe you cunts could fuck off and start a milo appreciation thread? This thread is about me trying to get a free superbike ride, not the IHC version of Dragons Den.

[Shaun Harris]

Maybe you cunts could fuck off and start a milo appreciation thread? This thread is about me trying to get a free superbike ride, not the IHC version of Dragons Den.



Sorry Darling, I will be off and make myself a yummy original Milo then

[Shaun Harris]

"Love it". That explains why they were taking the piss out of you.



I loved it also. I knocked him on his ass in front of every fucker in the Whangerei hotel that they were playing in at the time. Self defense of course

[BuzzardNZ]

I loved it also. I knocked him on his ass in front of every fucker in the Whangerei hotel that they were playing in at the time. Self defense of course

Time for a re-match, perhaps on 7 Sharp?. :girlfight:

[jellywrestler]

Sorry Darling, I will be off and make myself a yummy original Milo then

digging into the profits, that's not good business sense really....

[sidecar bob]

I loved it also. I knocked him on his ass in front of every fucker in the Whangerei hotel that they were playing in at the time. Self defense of course

I'm sure you would find it equally funny if he turned up & knocked you on your ass in front of all three spectators at the nationals this year.

[Grumph]

Maybe you cunts could fuck off and start a milo appreciation thread? This thread is about me trying to get a free superbike ride, not the IHC version of Dragons Den.

Turn fight promoter...With the right publicity, you could afford a sidecar and a superbike.....

[nodrog]

digging into the profits, that's not good business sense really....

he's lucky he isn't selling cocaine, or crotch less panties.

[nodrog]

Turn fight promoter...With the right publicity, you could afford a sidecar and a superbike.....

I didn't think they charged to watch the boxing at the special Olympics?

[Grumph]

I didn't think they charged to watch the boxing at the special Olympics?

With midget wrestling - and tossing - now banned, gnome boxing has to have a place surely ?

[nodrog]

..... and tossing - now banned, ....

Careful, 98% of KB members are now panicking.

[Big Dog]

Careful, 98% of KB members are now panicking.
Nah, haven't you heard? All bikers are outlaws.

Outlaws don't care about your ban.

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[Shaun Harris]

Time for a re-match, perhaps on 7 Sharp?. :girlfight:


Seven sharp are here this morning to do a story about my Milo. I see Dave D regually these days. His father lives in a rest home my wife manages here in New Plymouth.

[BuzzardNZ]

Seven sharp are here this morning to do a story about my Milo. I see Dave D regually these days. His father lives in a rest home my wife manages here in New Plymouth.

When will it air on TV?

[sidecar bob]

Sorry Nodrog but this has got waaay better than the original purpose of the thread.

[nodrog]

I hope 7 sharp aren't smart enough to Google Shaun Harris cheating, that might curdle your milo.

[sidecar bob]

Straight from the googles,

Shaun Harris Racing is a small and friendly run horse racing business located on the outskirts of the beautiful Clumber Park near Worksop in Nottinghamshire.

[Shaun Harris]

When will it air on TV?


Thursday on Seven Sharp

[BuzzardNZ]

Thursday on Seven Sharp

What time?

[Shaun Harris]

What time?


I would guess between 7 and 7-30 PM

[jellywrestler]

I would guess between 7 and 7-30 PM

maybe between 8 and 8.30?

[sidecar bob]

Thursday on Seven Sharp

I don't think I can wait that long!!!! I haven't felt like this since 24th December 1973.

[pritch]

I hope 7 sharp aren't smart enough to Google Shaun Harris cheating

The 7 Sharp team don't usually manage "smart". Hoskins performs a convincing bimbo though so I will likely miss Shaun's appearance.

[pritch]

What time?

Well you read some strange stuff on KB but that takes the cake for today. :laugh:

[BuzzardNZ]

Well you read some strange stuff on KB but that takes the cake for today. :laugh:

LOL, it was actually a joke. I wanted to see how Shaun answered it :bleh:

[Shaun Harris]

LOL, it was actually a joke. I wanted to see how Shaun answered it :bleh:


Haha the secret head test, to see how I react these days eh:sunny:

[Maha]

maybe between 8 and 8.30?

On plus 1 yes.

[nodrog]

I hope you put the word out about my needing of a free superbike?

[Shaun Harris]

I hope you put the word out about my needing of a free superbike?




Of course I did

[scrivy]

I hope you put the word out about my needing of a free superbike?

Fark!!!!!
314401

[BuzzardNZ]

Fark!!!!!


Nice, but needs a pic of Shauns face embedded in the O

[ellipsis]

...does it run on the old Milo formula or would it need re-jetting...

[Shaun Harris]

Fark!!!!!
314401



Lol, there is always a method to my madness- even if I have not figured it out yet. Gotta think big eh


Hey, maybe I could get Phil Judd to buy it, to try and keep him sober an out of prison

[sidecar bob]

Damn MH370 I can hardly wait.

[Voltaire]

Lol, there is always a method to my madness- even if I have not figured it out yet. Gotta think big eh


Hey, maybe I could get Phil Judd to buy it, to try and keep him sober an out of prison


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_fLLULfR6FM/hqdefault.jpg

I think you mean Phill Rudd

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/04/27/1225858/987105-kevin-rudd.jpg

[ellipsis]

...the first thing I will do, after winning lotto on Saturday is call you to check on what colours you would like your pit bitches in...:sunny:...

[sidecar bob]

All day on the edge of my seat, & then nothing, what a fuckin let down.

[jellywrestler]

All day on the edge of my seat, & then nothing, what a fuckin let down.

did you check it again on TV one plus one?

[ellipsis]

...have a cocoa and turn in...

[sidecar bob]

did you check it again on TV one plus one?

I actually considered it for a moment, fuelled by my extreme disappointment.

[ellipsis]

...it's all just a 'ginger herring'...

[Kornholio]

Pfft even my haunted printer made 7 sharp

[Shaun Harris]

All day on the edge of my seat, & then nothing, what a fuckin let down.


RE scheduled for tonight, a Baby took the show haha from another child Lol

[sidecar bob]

RE scheduled for tonight, a Baby took the show haha from another child Lol
It's like waiting for Christmas on leap year.:(

[Shaun Harris]

It's like waiting for Christmas on leap year.:(



I am still as ugly as I ever was

[BuzzardNZ]

I am still as ugly as I ever was

and I thought this was you, was a bit confused because there was no mention of milo.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/921736/images/o-ADAM-LAMBERT-LES-MISERABLES-facebook.jpg

[sidecar bob]

Talking to my uncle that used to work for Nestle, looks like they're going to re introduce the old recipe Milo, due to the unforeseen resistance to the new product.

[Shaun Harris]

Talking to my uncle that used to work for Nestle, looks like they're going to re introduce the old recipe Milo, due to the unforeseen resistance to the new product.




Fantastic news- Seven Sharp will only make mine more exspensive then

[scrivy]

and I thought this was you, was a bit confused because there was no mention of milo.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/921736/images/o-ADAM-LAMBERT-LES-MISERABLES-facebook.jpg

He does like the 'Brown'.........

[Maha]

Talking to my uncle that used to work for Nestle, looks like they're going to re introduce the old recipe Milo, due to the unforeseen resistance to the new product.

Your uncle that ''used'' to work for Nestle' aye? ;) I don't think even you believe that. :nya:

[nodrog]

Look cunts, where's My fucking superbike?

[sidecar bob]

Look cunts, where's My fucking superbike?

Once Shaun sells the Milo there will so much spare cash floating about that im sure he will be up for giving you a hand.

[Shaun Harris]

Look cunts, where's My fucking superbike?



I have a good Superlight SV650 you could test out on, to see if you are ballanced or not

[old rig]

Look cunts, where's My fucking superbike?

I had a super bike once she was great ask everyone

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[Mental Trousers]

Look cunts, where's My fucking superbike?

Sign up for the 6 hour with a couple of others that have superbikes then on the day your bike can be mysteriously broken so you'll have to share theirs. Now stop whining.

[BuzzardNZ]

Once Shaun sells the Milo there will so much spare cash floating about that im sure he will be up for giving you a hand.

True, and he did say "I saw this as a golden opportunity to help someone." in the article...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70752970/online-auction-brings-back-the-true-taste-of-milo

Lets see if he puts his money where his mouth is :yes:

I seem to recall he also owes Nodrog a peewee 50 too :devil2: ( but try as I might, I just can't find the original post ;) )

[Shaun Harris]

True, and he did say "I saw this as a golden opportunity to help someone." in the article...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70752970/online-auction-brings-back-the-true-taste-of-milo

Lets see if he puts his money where his mouth is :yes:

I seem to recall he also owes Nodrog a peewee 50 too :devil2: ( but try as I might, I just can't find the original post ;) )



" Someone" were the key words in that man

[sidecar bob]

Lets see if he puts his money where his mouth is :yes:


He seems to have been putting his Milo where his mouth is, that's got to be hitting the bottom line.

[Shaun Harris]

He seems to have been putting his Milo where his mouth is, that's got to be hitting the bottom line.


Milo Milk and Spinach, kept me regular for years an years

[husaberg]

Milo Milk and Spinach, kept me regular for years an years

<marquee style="background-color: #000080;" direction="right" loop="130" width="100%"> ...........Know to need we stuff not is this TMI</marquee>

[Mental Trousers]

Whoever thought adding the marque element to HTML was a good idea needs to be kicked in the crotch repeatedly.

[husaberg]

Whoever thought adding the marque element to HTML was a good idea needs to be kicked in the crotch repeatedly.

It was Stirts.

[swarfie]

I am still as ugly as I ever wasWatched it...your'e not wrong:nya:


Nice, but needs a pic of Shauns face embedded in the ONo thanks...even he says he's ugly:2thumbsup


All day on the edge of my seat, & then nothing, what a fuckin let down.Did you fall off?


Milo Milk and Spinach, kept me regular for years an yearsFAR TOO MUCH INFORMATION ya ugly bastard:lol:

[Pumba]

For those that missed it

http://tvnz.co.nz/seven-sharp/man-s-genius-idea-stockpile-old-recipe-milo-video-6371352

He didn't even mention you superbike Nodrog.

[BuzzardNZ]

I actually think he came across pretty well. Not what I expected :blink:

[Kickaha]

He didn't even mention you superbike Nodrog.
What a cunt

[sidecar bob]

Mike Hosking is gold. That's all.

[bucket boy]

lol im glad ive got my head injury under control and dont come up with these sort of stupid ideas.

[Voltaire]

Other than having to look/listen to Mike Hosking a most enjoyable clip, good luck with it.:Punk:

[sidecar bob]

lol im glad ive got my head injury under control and dont come up with these sort of stupid ideas.

Having a shed full of blown big block hotrods suggests you have other problems for which there is far less likelihood of you being able to be successfully treated for.

[Shaun Harris]

Thanks for the comments

[Maha]

Thanks for the comments

You came across articulate and with focus, two of the many attributes needed to race at arguably the highest level.

[Drew]

You came across articulate and with focus, two of the many attributes needed to race at arguably the highest level.

Get your fucken tongue out of his arsehole man. Where's your dignity?

[sidecar bob]

You came across articulate and with focus, two of the many attributes needed to race at arguably the highest level.

Not cheating & a racing licence are the next two attributes he needs.

[Madness]

Where's your dignity?

Probably in Mom's handbag, right next to his balls.

[Shaun Harris]

You came across articulate and with focus, two of the many attributes needed to race at arguably the highest level.


Thankyou Maha. Was great experience for my Daughter also, her cell phone went crazy, she loved it

[Shaun Harris]

Not cheating & a racing licence are the next two attributes he needs.



Racing License pfffffft, been able to re new that since the 1st of July 2015 Man- Cheating mmmmm, have admitted and paid my dews now, so no problem there either any longer in my mind, But that is small as we all know on here

[jellywrestler]

have admitted and paid my dews now,

don't tell me you 'vegot a stash of mountain dew too, what else have you hidden away apart from a blood stained shirt once worn by dave dobbyn?

[Shaun Harris]

don't tell me you 'vegot a stash of mountain dew too, what else have you hidden away apart from a blood stained shirt once worn by dave dobbyn?



Only My Genuine pair of Britten leathers and One TT Winning trophy. Have nothing else left to hide away these days

[nodrog]

You lied Shaun.

[Shaun Harris]

You lied Shaun.



Nah, they edited you OUT

[Maha]

Get your fucken tongue out of his arsehole man. Where's your dignity?


Not cheating & a racing licence are the next two attributes he needs.

We get it, you's (it's a word) have no time for him, can y'all play another tune or is this it?

Any detractors on here cannot not deny his achievements on the track, which is where (if any of you had the nouse) should take him on. :msn-wink:

[sidecar bob]

We get it, you's (it's a word) have no time for him, can y'all play another tune or is this it?

Any detractors on here cannot not deny his achievements on the track, which is where (if any of you had the nouse) should take him on. :msn-wink:

An ounce of integrity would have gone a long way.
I'm a long way past giving a fuck about the results of motorcycle racing, but I competed against him & he cheated & that's it really.

[Shaun Harris]

An ounce of integrity would have gone a long way.



Haha Says you, one of the biggest GOSSIP mungers on here

[nodrog]

......

Any detractors on here cannot not deny his achievements on the track, which is where (if any of you had the nouse) should take him on. :msn-wink:

Um some of them can be denied, especially the ones he admitted he achieved by cheating.

And if you refer to the title of the thread and the section in which it has been placed, you will find I am trying to.

P.S. I think you may find that most of the people that have posted in this thread currently hold MNZ licences and have been around a few race tracks.

[Shaun Harris]

Um some of them can be denied, especially the ones he admitted he achieved by cheating.

And if you refer to the title of the thread and the section in which it has been placed, you will find I am trying to.

P.S. I think you may find that most of the people that have posted in this thread currently hold MNZ licences and have been around a few race tracks.


I so love filling in my time and keeping myself busy, so it gives you all some thing to type about. You are ALL very welcome

[pritch]

Thankyou Maha. Was great experience for my Daughter also, her cell phone went crazy, she loved it

I thought you both did well but the girl seemed a natural in front of the camera.

Thanks to the poster of the link I can't normally watch Seven Sharp, Hosking is an annoying bimbo.

[Maha]

Um some of them can be denied, especially the ones he admitted he achieved by cheating.

And if you refer to the title of the thread and the section in which it has been placed, you will find I am trying to.

P.S. I think you may find that most of the people that have posted in this thread currently hold MNZ licences and have been around a few race tracks.

You may want to start another thread Gordon, this one started to degrade about the middle of page one.

PS: Well done to those who hold a current MNZ licence, obviously a cut above those who don't.
PPS: Ask admin to allow 'MNZ licenced members only' to post in the new thread.

[ellipsis]

...where the fuck is Nodrogs, fucking superbike...c'mon, where is it?...

[nodrog]

You may want to start another thread Gordon, this one started to degrade about the middle of page one.

PS: Well done to those who hold a current MNZ licence, obviously a cut above those who don't.
PPS: Ask admin to allow 'MNZ licenced members only' to post in the new thread.

At risk of making it into your list of people that you now hate for some reason -

1, its my fuckin thread, start a I love milo thread if you wish.

3, my comment about MNZ license holders is in reference to your comment about people not having the nouse to race, not about posting on the fuckin internets.

[husaberg]

...where the fuck is Nodrogs, fucking superbike...c'mon, where is it?...

Maybe he should accept a F3 ride.

[Drew]

Maybe he should accept a F3 ride.

I hope it's not offered by you. Christ knows what sick sgalker shit you'd expect in return cunt.

[sidecar bob]

Haha Says you, one of the biggest GOSSIP mungers on here

Not sure what you base that on, speaking my mind maybe?
Regardless, there's quite a difference between integrity & gossip.

[husaberg]

I hope it's not offered by you. Christ knows what sick sgalker shit you'd expect in return cunt.

I am glad you remembered to add the cunt, welcome back Drew. For future reference stalker though is generally spelt without the g in NZ.

[jellywrestler]

I am glad you remembered to add the cunt, welcome back Drew. For future reference stalker though is generally spelt without the g in NZ.

and with a T...

[Maha]

At risk of making it into your list of people that you now hate for some reason -

1, its my fuckin thread, start a I love milo thread if you wish.

3, my comment about MNZ license holders is in reference to your comment about people not having the nouse to race, not about posting on the fuckin internets.

The first mention of Milo, was from you on page one..the other members of the 'I hate Shaun Club' just carried on from there. This thread has been all about him for pages now thanks to a select few, the thread topic has long since gone, hence my comment about starting a new one.

Hows your motorcycle? Sold enough milo to buy one yet?
don't forget your torque wrench.

PS: no such thing as thread ownership and I do not hate anyone, but granted, there are people on here that are source of amusement.

[Drew]

The first mention of Milo, was from you on page one..the other members of the 'I hate Shaun Club' just carried on from there. This thread has been all about him for pages now thanks to a select few, the thread topic has long since gone, hence my comment about starting a new one.


PS: no such thing as thread ownership.

I've said fuck all about Milo. And I'm president of the 'I fucken hate Shaun' club!

[mossy1200]

I would like to ride a race bike also if anyone has one I could use on a track day.

This looks good.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/sports/auction-923692253.htm

Is 11k a good price. I could buy it and lend it to nodrog

[Maha]

And I'm president of the 'I fucken hate Shaun' club!

Self appointed no doubt, do you wear a badge or a special cap? what other issues get you though your every moment?

[husaberg]

I've said fuck all about Milo. And I'm president of the 'I fucken hate Shaun' club!

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/62267021.jpg

[Virago]

I am glad you remembered to add the cunt, welcome back Drew. For future reference stalker though is generally spelt without the g in NZ.

Be fair, the G is right next to the T on the keyboard.

That's why I never sign off emails with "regards".

[husaberg]

Be fair, the G is right next to the T on the keyboard.

That's why I never sign off emails with "regards".

Yeah maybe, but if it was an email to Drew would it mater?
I also sincerely doubt Drew touch types. Although he is clearly touched.
Ps funny.

[jellywrestler]

Be fair, the G is right next to the T on the keyboard.

That's why I never sign off emails with "regards".

yeah mixing your letters means your day can end up urined...

[Drew]

Yeah maybe, but if it was an email to Drew would it mater?
I also sincerely doubt Drew touch types. Although he is clearly touched.
Ps funny.

I internet from my phone. The letters are only wee. I have fat thumbs.

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BULLY!

[Drew]

Self appointed no doubt, do you wear a badge or a special cap? what other issues get you though your every moment?

I was just the first to start telling him to fuck up. It was before his accident and he was doing dodgy deals and ripping off my mates.

[husaberg]

I internet from my phone. The letters are only wee. I have fat thumbs.

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BULLY!

If only they were opposable.

[Shaun Harris]

I was just the first to start telling him to fuck up. It was before his accident and he was doing dodgy deals and ripping off my mates.



Yet you never had a problem with me helping your brother big time> And steeling and using my race bike when I was in hospital in the IOM with out my permission. Not to mention the way the bike was bullshit repaired to give back to me. Bahaha Fuk off ya -etard want a be

[Drew]

Yet you never had a problem with me helping your brother big time> And steeling and using my race bike when I was in hospital in the IOM with out my permission. Not to mention the way the bike was bullshit repaired to give back to me. Bahaha Fuk off ya -etard want a be

Fuck you talk some shit. Should we talk about you approaching WBP and trying to get they're sponsorship money in your pocket?

Or Aarons bike that you tried to swap for a different bike?

Or the money that KBers gave for sponsoring Jimmy in return for you having their names on your leathers at IOM, that you didnt have made.

Jimmy carried on using the bike you had supplied when you were fucked up. He asked everyone what he should do and no one thought it would be a problem. Till you (still totally unstable and not even remotely with it) flipped out and went mental. Said bike that was already a miss matched pile of parts you'd chucked together to put him out there, had dodgy repairs? He never crashed the thing after you were the only person spannering on it, you stupid cunt. Any repairs that were sketchy, were all fucken yours cockhead.

So are we gonna play this way again, or are you finally gonna shut your fucken hole?

[Drew]

If only they were opposable.

They are on different hands you thick cunt. How could they not be opposed to each other if I were so inclined to point them that way?

[husaberg]

They are on different hands you thick cunt. How could they not be opposed to each other if I were so inclined to point them that way?

I guess there are exceptions to the evolution of species.
Try this out, put yourself in front of a reflective object such as a mirror or pond.
Find your longest finger , now curl the rest of your other fingers up into your palm/hoof
Now Wave this one finger up and down in front of the mirror.

[Maha]

Or the money that KBers gave for sponsoring Jimmy in return for you having their names on your leathers at IOM, that you didnt have made.



I lost $500 that year, but I am way past it now, If someone in your life (past of present) no longer seems as they once were, you can either cut them loose or let them drag you down to their lonely depths.

Explain to me how the money given was for sponsoring Jimmy? did I originally miss something?

From the 07' Shaun's thread ...


Bugger it, if you do not ask, you do not get.

This is an invitation to any potentially interested parties to be involved

$500-00 will give you your KB sign on name on my leathers, there is room for 10 only on the front of my leathers

Your Logo would be made up as a cloth patch, and stitched on to the leathers by the manufacture of them.

I realise for most of you on here there is no ROI, but just write the cheque out anyway hahahahah

PM or call me if interested


Reading this post (from the same thread) I gather Jimmy is one of the two mentioned?


Just to clarify this post

I am not Broke, Not poor

I know people like to involved in something this big, and No one gets something for free ( Anymore)

This is just a way for me to generate more funds for a project that is ticking away here in New Zealand at the moment

Basically, I am working on a project with 2 people ( Nameless at this stage) and we are considering rebuilding a wrecked bike into a good race bike, and then choosing a rider of KB to race it in the 2 big street meetings later in the year, it is my way of saying thanks to the rider of the crashed bike.

[Drew]

I lost $500 that year, but I am way past it now, If someone in your life (past of present) no longer seems as they once were, you can either cut them loose or let them drag you down to their lonely depths.

Explain to me how the money given was for sponsoring Jimmy? did I originally miss something?

From the 07' Shaun's thread ...




Reading this post (from the same thread) I gather Jimmy is one of the two mentioned?
Jimmy was one, I think the other one was Chris.

Shaun took money, and failed to follow through with his promises. ..just like normal.

[sidecar bob]

Jimmy was one, I think the other one was Chris.

Shaun took money, and failed to follow through with his promises. ..just like normal.

Sounds like that motorbike shop in Auckland that never got off the ground. A non active member off here lost a bundle in that deal as I understand.
Anyway, back to Milogate, its still sitting on trademe unloved much to everyone's surprise.

[Maha]

Jimmy was one, I think the other one was Chris.

Shaun took money, and failed to follow through with his promises. ..just like normal.

Not sure if the whole $5K was 'donated' at the time but did the bike get rebuilt and did Jimmy race it? I know the leathers never got made.

[Shaun Harris]

Fuck you talk some shit. Should we talk about you approaching WBP and trying to get they're sponsorship money in your pocket?

Or Aarons bike that you tried to swap for a different bike?

Or the money that KBers gave for sponsoring Jimmy in return for you having their names on your leathers at IOM, that you didnt have made.

Jimmy carried on using the bike you had supplied when you were fucked up. He asked everyone what he should do and no one thought it would be a problem. Till you (still totally unstable and not even remotely with it) flipped out and went mental. Said bike that was already a miss matched pile of parts you'd chucked together to put him out there, had dodgy repairs? He never crashed the thing after you were the only person spannering on it, you stupid cunt. Any repairs that were sketchy, were all fucken yours cockhead.

So are we gonna play this way again, or are you finally gonna shut your fucken hole?



Have you taken your pills today yet Drew

[Shaun Harris]

Not sure if the whole $5K was 'donated' at the time but did the bike get rebuilt and did Jimmy race it? I know the leathers never got made.


yes it did

Yes he did

Even he quoted himself how much the help improved his riding and lap times. I have NOTHING against Jimmy at all< really liked him a lot. Just drew the wanker is my problem with that family name. But will see each other one day soon face to face at a race track some where

[Maha]

yes it did

Yes he did

Even he quoted himself how much the help improved his riding and lap times. I have NOTHING against Jimmy at all< really liked him a lot. Just drew the wanker is my problem with that family name. But will see each other one day soon face to face at a race track some where

Then.....I fail to see what the problem is, you did what said you would :corn:

[Drew]

Did I stutter? Jimmy obviously rode the bike.

I had some new Milo last night, and some old. Tastes the same.:msn-wink:

[sidecar bob]

Just drew the wanker is my problem with that family name.

Whereas its Ken I struggle with.

[Maha]

Did I stutter? Jimmy obviously rode the bike.

I had some new Milo last night, and some old. Tastes the same.:msn-wink:



Or the money that KBers gave for sponsoring Jimmy in return for you having their names on your leathers at IOM, that you didnt have made.



Your implication is that those KBers that donated money somehow got ripped off. Truth is, Shaun did exactly what he said he was going to do with the money..as for the leathers not getting made? who the fuck cares about that eight years on?

You guys need to find another hobby re the Milo, starting to look like the petulant school kids ganging up on the small kid.

[ellipsis]

...anyone seen noddies superbike yet...sorry missed out on lotto...maybe next week...fuck Milo...

[nodrog]

Your implication is that those KBers that donated money somehow got ripped off. Truth is, Shaun did exactly what he said he was going to do with the money..as for the leathers not getting made? who the fuck cares about that eight years on?

You guys need to find another hobby re the Milo, starting to look like the petulant school kids ganging up on the small kid.

It pains me to say this Mark, because I think you and Anne are lovely people. But it's starting to sound like if I wanted to know if Shauns cock tasted like Milo, I could just ask you.

I think you will find that people that have a geuine dislike of Shaun have so based on real life experiences, not internet bollocks.

Judging a mans character based on he won a TT or helped a person out, is like saying his uncle Rolf is a good cunt because he had a choice TV show and could play a mean wobble board.

I just dont like him because hes a cheating lying mad cunt who should have his internet usage monitored.

But I'd still let him but me a beer, or a superbike.

[sidecar bob]

Your implication is that those KBers that donated money somehow got ripped off. Truth is, Shaun did exactly what he said he was going to do with the money..as for the leathers not getting made? who the fuck cares about that eight years on?


So providing that it was a long time ago that I didn't do what I said I was going to, then that's ok?

[scrivy]

Judging a mans character based on he won a TT or helped a person out, is like saying his uncle Rolf is a good cunt because he had a choice TV show and could play a mean wobble board

Wanna root?? :devil2:

How about if we went halves in Shauns Milo, filled a hot tub up with milk and then dumped the whole lot of the milo into it...... just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchie.....

[ellipsis]

Wanna root?? :devil2:

How about if we went halves in Shauns Milo, filled a hot tub up with milk and then dumped the whole lot of the milo into it...... just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchie.....


...and then?...

[scrivy]

So providing that it was a long time ago that I didn't do what I said I was going to, then that's ok?

Fark bro...... just cause you did cum in her mouth, she has gotten over it...... it was a long time ago...
(Well, except for the cum in her eyes, ears, hair and up her nostrils) Fucken Beautiful.....

[Maha]

So providing that it was a long time ago that I didn't do what I said I was going to, then that's ok?

Have another read of what I said, the answer is right there.

[scrivy]

...and then?...

Film it and stick it on Arsebook.... it would go viral....... Make us thousands.....
Enough to buy Noddy his Superbike......:yes::woohoo:

(Or at least lining for his van.....)

[scrivy]

...and then?...

Then Shaun would have the money to buy Nodoggy his superbike....

[sidecar bob]

Have another read of what I said, the answer is right there.

Yeah, I get that. "The leathers weren't made, but who the fuck cares eight years on" Obviously according to your logic a bit of time makes dishonesty all ok.

[Maha]

Yeah, I get that. "The leathers weren't made, but who the fuck cares eight years on" Obviously according to your logic a bit of time makes dishonesty all ok.

I just got over the fact that they were not made, but to be honest, the money was never about a set of leathers, the money (as it turns out) was about getting a race bike set up for Jimmy Mair. Do I feel duped? yeah a little bit, but had I read the thread properly, I would have seen where the money was going.
I hold no grudge, but lesson learned, being uptight about shit like that is a waste of time.

[sidecar bob]

I just got over the fact that they were not made, but to be honest, the money was never about a set of leathers, the money (as it turns out) was about getting a race bike set up for Jimmy Mair. Do I feel duped? yeah a little bit, but had I read the thread properly, I would have seen where the money was going.
I hold no grudge, but lesson learned, being uptight about shit like that is a waste of time.

I also don't hold grudges with those that have wronged me or others through dishonesty. I just put them in a box marked "other"

[Drew]

I just read that thread again. It's pretty easy to understand why no one knew what they were paying for.

I'm sure he'd posted about his leathers supplier letting him down, and that the names weren't gonna be on there after all.

Maybe he started another thread.

[mossy1200]

I went out in Superbike qualifying once to scrub some wets.

[mossy1200]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=927726157

nodrog should buy this it ends in 17mins and is nearly free. Carby class would be fun.

[Drew]

I went out in Superbike qualifying once to scrub some wets.

People say there's no need to scrub tyres. I've watched Stroud, Bugden, Shirriffs, Frost, Fitzgerald all cut a 1m10s lap from a stand still, with the sticker still on their brand new slicks. The releasing agent is gone after a warm up lap on anything...I still fucken hate it though.

[nodrog]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=927726157

nodrog should buy this it ends in 17mins and is nearly free. Carby class would be fun.

Have a read of the thread title.

[mossy1200]

Have a read of the thread title.

Reads nodrod would like a free ride.

Risky stuff racing on a bike you don't own though.

[jellywrestler]

People say there's no need to scrub tyres. I've watched Stroud, Bugden, Shirriffs, Frost, Fitzgerald all cut a 1m10s lap from a stand still, with the sticker still on their brand new slicks. The releasing agent is gone after a warm up lap on anything...I still fucken hate it though.

that's a lousy time at some tracks...., and amazing at others

[Drew]

that's a lousy time at some tracks...., and amazing at others

Ah, my bad.

Manfeild is the track I am referring to.

[mossy1200]

Ah, my bad.

Manfeild is the track I am referring to.

They are good now but the odd good rider goes down in that warm up lap every so often.

I went out on wets to scrub because the day was rain on off and I had already posty qualified on slicks. Was 3 classes away from first posty race and had started raining. Didn't want start a race in the wet on fresh ones with the long sitting time on the start they used to have. Assume its the same now.

[Grumph]

People say there's no need to scrub tyres. I've watched Stroud, Bugden, Shirriffs, Frost, Fitzgerald all cut a 1m10s lap from a stand still, with the sticker still on their brand new slicks. The releasing agent is gone after a warm up lap on anything...I still fucken hate it though.

The season we ran Holden on the alky GSXR1100, he caught us removing the release agent at the first meeting. Made us leave it on...
I could never watch the warmup lap - he simply rode it sideways. Best fun of the day he reckoned. Mad, quite mad...

[bucket boy]

Mean while a skinny little man waits for his superbike.

[sidecar bob]

And waits.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=928620792

[Autech]

Mean while a skinny little man waits for his superbike.

Here is today's question: If you put a cape on a bike, say a GN125, would that make it a Super-Bike?

[quickbuck]

And waits.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=928620792

Get in quick... Won't last. ;)
http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.asp?id=934033273&member_hash=

[Big Dog]

Rough calculations that lot weighs the same as me.

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[Shaun Harris]

Get in quick... Won't last. ;)
http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.asp?id=934033273&member_hash=


Haha O well, another dream Failure by me. Hey, if you do not try, you do not get, it was worth a shot

[sidecar bob]

Haha O well, another dream Failure by me. Hey, if you do not try, you do not get, it was worth a shot

Come on, don't be an up giver, think about it hard.
What you have here is worlds greatest opportunity to make a world record sized cup of milo & sell it for $5 a cup.
Do the maths on the proportions of hot water & milk, find a retired milk vat, (shouldn't be hard in the 'naki) & set about figuring out how many people you will need to drink it & sign them up, $5 is a lot for a cup of milo, but bugger all to be part of a world record attempt. People love that kind of shit.
All you need is a place to stage it.
I'm sure fonterra would come on board with the milk & you could get sponsors.
There's a lot more to be made out of it that way than just flicking it off for cost price.

[Drew]

Come on, don't be an up giver, think about it hard.
What you have here is worlds greatest opportunity to make a world record sized cup of milo & sell it for $5 a cup.
Do the maths on the proportions of hot water & milk, find a retired milk vat, (shouldn't be hard in the 'naki) & set about figuring out how many people you will need to drink it & sign them up, $5 is a lot for a cup of milo, but bugger all to be part of a world record attempt. People love that kind of shit.
All you need is a place to stage it.
I'm sure fonterra would come on board with the milk & you could get sponsors.
There's a lot more to be made out of it that way than just flicking it off for cost price.

That might work. Get a radio station behind it to promote. If it were for some cause, you could at least recoup costs and give the rest away. At least that way nothing is lost.

[Shaun Harris]

Come on, don't be an up giver, think about it hard.
What you have here is worlds greatest opportunity to make a world record sized cup of milo & sell it for $5 a cup.
Do the maths on the proportions of hot water & milk, find a retired milk vat, (shouldn't be hard in the 'naki) & set about figuring out how many people you will need to drink it & sign them up, $5 is a lot for a cup of milo, but bugger all to be part of a world record attempt. People love that kind of shit.
All you need is a place to stage it.
I'm sure fonterra would come on board with the milk & you could get sponsors.
There's a lot more to be made out of it that way than just flicking it off for cost price.


Sadly, I need the money back now. As I helped a person I thought was a friend a month or so ago with some other spare money I had, and that so called friend has NOT returned the cash to me. The bike I was having built in hastings, has turned to shit big time, costing another Huge loss for me with jack shit $ to my name, so it just has to go now. I want some money back in the till to take my girls on a summer holiday some where for a change for them, they deserve it big time, after living with me day in and out.

[puddytat]

How much for...

314818

[Shaun Harris]

How much for...

314818



$2700-00 for the lot, plus shipment costs

[Drew]

$2700-00 for the lot, plus shipment costs

It's worthless man. Sell it individually, or organise an event around it, or be left holding expired goods that owe you nearly 3k. These are the options as it stands.

[Shaun Harris]

It's worthless man. Sell it individually, or organise an event around it, or be left holding expired goods that owe you nearly 3k. These are the options as it stands.


I here ya Drew

[Big Dog]

You might be able to clear some smaller lots if you make contact with churches, schools, scouts etc. They tend to buy in 10kg lots any way.

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[Shaun Harris]

You might be able to clear some smaller lots if you make contact with churches, schools, scouts etc. They tend to buy in 10kg lots any way.

Sent via tapatalk.



Yea, the thinking cap is back on. it will sell before expired, so Not stressing about it.

[husaberg]

Are you turkeys sure it has an expiry date.......... rather than just a best before.

[sidecar bob]

Yea, the thinking cap is back on. it will sell before expired, so Not stressing about it.

World record attempt I say. You can get everyone signed up & paid long before you ever get the milo wet. You can't lose.
You could run it at cold kiwi if they gave you their blessing.
I'm in for ten entries for me & my homies to get you started.

[Shaun Harris]

Are you turkeys sure it has an expiry date.......... rather than just a best before.


It does state Expire date! But we all know it would still be fine, but 1st one to expire is not till June 2016, so no stress really.

[Shaun Harris]

World record attempt I say. You can get everyone signed up & paid long before you ever get the milo wet. You can't lose.
You could run it at cold kiwi if they gave you their blessing.
I'm in for ten entries for me & my homies to get you started.



Dam you, now I am re thinking my re thinking lol

[jellywrestler]

The season we ran Holden on the alky GSXR1100, he caught us removing the release agent at the first meeting. Made us leave it on...
I could never watch the warmup lap - he simply rode it sideways. Best fun of the day he reckoned. Mad, quite mad...

yip, i prepared a bike for him at the isle of man, asked if he wanted me to sand it on the edges and he said not to, it would be scrubbed in by Bradden Bridge, didn't use any cleaner, wasn't asked to or if i had done either. he'd got second on the supermono duke in the morning with race shift gear change, rode to ninth in the 600 class on a stock standard bike with a steering damper added, on normal road shift pattern in the arvo, jason mcewen was 13th on same machine, first trip to iom

[jellywrestler]

Come on, don't be an up giver, think about it hard.
What you have here is worlds greatest opportunity to make a world record sized cup of milo & sell it for $5 a cup.
Do the maths on the proportions of hot water & milk, find a retired milk vat, (shouldn't be hard in the 'naki) & set about figuring out how many people you will need to drink it & sign them up, $5 is a lot for a cup of milo, but bugger all to be part of a world record attempt. People love that kind of shit.
All you need is a place to stage it.
I'm sure fonterra would come on board with the milk & you could get sponsors.
There's a lot more to be made out of it that way than just flicking it off for cost price.

milks at an all time low and you could invite Drew to assist as he's one of the biggest stirrers i know

[nodrog]

get a paddling pool, and some women.

[sidecar bob]

Dam you, now I am re thinking my re thinking lol

I googled milo world record, there is none. I drank two today so all you need to do is beat that & it's a record.
Seven sharp would be all over it like a ball rash.

[Drew]

get a paddling pool, and some women.

You bringing the women?

[nodrog]

You bringing the women?

Yeah, on My superbike

[scrivy]

Get naki businesses to sponsor a drink for $5 for foodbank/salvation army/redcross recipients. Do as suggested above and you get your money back by feeding the homeless. Businesses get airtime on radio and maybe seven sharp, and you look like a GC helping others......

[scrivy]

I googled milo world record, there is none. I drank two today so all you need to do is beat that & it's a record.
Seven sharp would be all over it like a ball rash.
Geezuz.... at that rate you could buy the whole lot and have it drunk before the expiry date......

[scrivy]

get a paddling pool, and some women.
This idea has merit.... and could potentially make you more money......

[Shaun Harris]

I am Listening. I now have a little extra time, as I just sold my old fairmont after it shat the trans last week. It is a fuker being 51 and bankrupt. O well, I chose to go racing there I guess. And would still do it again any day.

[jellywrestler]

You could run it at cold kiwi if they gave you their blessing.


not sure the caterer who lugs his gear from auckland and has done for 20 plus years would be ok with the lost sales, it's hard enough as it is to make it worthwhile...

[ellipsis]

...I have a cunning idea that could be of benefit to four people here...

1...if the Milo was mixed with sawdust and a High Speed Resin (red) that would not react with the lower speed colour, (brown), of the Milo, and was moulded into a monocoque body/chassis...('cos we generally only have one dick, except those that don't have one at all)... and...

2...(if) Grumph knocked up a cheap but unbreakable record breaking motor with matching transmission (for free), we could sell the rig to Drew for the outstanding price of the Milo...

3...I have a whole lot of sawdust that I can't get rid of...(and have put a fair bit of R&D in already, as you can see)

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac85/motorcycle-mania/short%20bike_zpshv8blldz.jpg

4...Shaun would be rid of the Milo...

5...Drew would be finally get to go racing on three wheels and really whizz along without a mechanical hitch ever...

6...and this is the gold bit...we can give noddy the funds raised to go towards his Superbike...sounds feasible...

...Grumph wouldn't notice 'cos he's usually that busy, what's another fucking job by next Wednesday please...

[husaberg]

...I have a cunning idea that could be of benefit to four people here...

1...if the Milo was mixed with sawdust and a High Speed Resin (red) that would not react with the lower speed colour, (brown), of the Milo, and was moulded into a monocoque body/chassis...('cos we generally only have one dick, except those that don't have one at all)... and...

2...(if) Grumph knocked up a cheap but unbreakable record breaking motor with matching transmission (for free), we could sell the rig to Drew for the outstanding price of the Milo...

3...I have a whole lot of sawdust that I can't get rid of...(and have put a fair bit of R&D in already, as you can see)



4...Shaun would be rid of the Milo...

5...Drew would be finally get to go racing on three wheels and really whizz along without a mechanical hitch ever...

6...and this is the gold bit...we can give noddy the funds raised to go towards his Superbike...sounds feasible...

...Grumph wouldn't notice 'cos he's usually that busy, what's another fucking job by next Wednesday please...
Funny but needs some charcoal and with the sawdust and maybe some oats that would be Carbon fibre.
you could open a few bags now and let them set for the disk pads......... mmm choc smell brakes

[sidecar bob]

So, we need, a milk vat or similar, possibly a milk tanker trailer or portable water cart. A gross of milk, a system to keep it heated, a system to mix it & keep it mixed, styrofoam cups, wheelie bins, an online entry form & trust account for the funds, advertising & promotion, sponsors a date & a location & 1000 plus milo enthusiasts.
Anything else?
Oh, yes, a super bike for nodrog.

[Shaun Harris]

So, we need, a milk vat or similar, possibly a milk tanker trailer or portable water cart. A gross of milk, a system to keep it heated, a system to mix it & keep it mixed, styrofoam cups, wheelie bins, an online entry form & trust account for the funds, advertising & promotion, sponsors a date & a location & 1000 plus milo enthusiasts.
Anything else?
Oh, yes, a super bike for nodrog.


Haha, easy eh Bob:bleh:

[Danger Dave]

So, we need, a milk vat or similar, possibly a milk tanker trailer or portable water cart. A gross of milk, a system to keep it heated, a system to mix it & keep it mixed, styrofoam cups, wheelie bins, an online entry form & trust account for the funds, advertising & promotion, sponsors a date & a location & 1000 plus milo enthusiasts.
Anything else?
Oh, yes, a super bike for nodrog.

Use a couple of concrete mixing trucks

[sidecar bob]

Haha, easy eh Bob:bleh:

I actually thought it was a fuckload easier than worlds longest parachute free fall someone did last year.
Styrofoam cups & wheelie bins are easy, so is advertising & a bank account.

[scrivy]

I actually thought it was a fuckload easier than worlds longest parachute free fall someone did last year.
Styrofoam cups & wheelie bins are easy, so is advertising & a bank account.

I can supply those.... for a cup of milo....

[scrivy]

ok with the lost slaes...

Sleighs??? They have sleds there this year Spyda?:bleh:

[sidecar bob]

Ok, today I discovered I'm not the smart one in our relationship.
Over dinner my wife asked why it's not possible to supply milo, hot water, milk & sugar separately & in bulk quantities so each person can make their own to taste, rather than a bulk load.
This is definitely the solution.

[Drew]

Ok, today I discovered I'm not the smart one in our relationship.
Yay, you've caught up with what we already knew. You're punching well above your weight limit.

[IkieBikie]

It is a fuker being 51 and bankrupt.

Yet you can afford to spend a day out buying $4k of milo??? And the TV programme states you are still unable to work and then shows you tools in hand working on a motorbike????

[Grumph]

Yet you can afford to spend a day out buying $4k of milo??? And the TV programme states you are still unable to work and then shows you tools in hand working on a motorbike????

Publicity can be a double edged sword.....

[ellipsis]

Yet you can afford to spend a day out buying $4k of milo??? And the TV programme states you are still unable to work and then shows you tools in hand working on a motorbike????

...who the fuck are you cunt, a tax man or a topper...fuck off cunt...

[jellywrestler]

Yet you can afford to spend a day out buying $4k of milo??? And the TV programme states you are still unable to work and then shows you tools in hand working on a motorbike????

there's a clear difference between being able to work on ones own machine for a period of time, whether that goes across to being able to do so reliably for a full working week and charging for said work is vastly different...

[Shaun Harris]

there's a clear difference between being able to work on ones own machine for a period of time, whether that goes across to being able to do so reliably for a full working week and charging for said work is vastly different...


Exactually man. I am able to do up to 3 hours continuious or those 3 hours broken down into smaller time periods per day currently. So, some sports etc are approved. The ACC programme is aiming to have me back full time Nov Dec this year I hope. Maybe that tax payer would just want me to sit stIll all day, and cause more troubles to fix by doing no exercise at all perhaps, Yep, that fixes ya real quick. ACC have me on a serious Physical training programme, and "I HAVE " to do exactually what they want me to do this time, or I go back to the $115-00 PER WEEK i RECIEVED FOR 4.5 YEARS WHICH KINDA HELPED THE BANK RUPTCY SITUATION.

Sorry re the caps, cannot be bothered re typing.

[Shaun Harris]

Yet you can afford to spend a day out buying $4k of milo??? And the TV programme states you are still unable to work and then shows you tools in hand working on a motorbike????



PS. Do not worry, ACC FRAUD Squad have done a thourough research on me due to posts I have made, 36 questions to be honest, and all due to some one reading my posts around the world and being concerned that I was ripping the system off and contacting them directly, ( good work concerned person) yet here I sit still on ACC. So that must awnser your question Tax payer, I am legit and the ACC fraud sqaud are happy. Thanks for caring though.

[scrivy]

rather than a bulk load.

Wait, what?? You'd rather wank off on some chick alone than in a group bukkake session?? :blink::shit:
You sick fuck..... :shifty::bleh: