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EJK
31st July 2015, 13:38
A woman in Hong Kong has been sentenced to jail for three and a half months for assaulting a police officer with her breasts during a protest.


Ng Lai-ying, 30, was found guilty of assaulting Chief Inspector Chan Ka-po by "thrusting her chest into [his] arm" during a protest against "parallel trading" (buying up cheap essentials to sell at a profit in China, leaving locals with shortages), according to local reports.

Her tits were "thrusted" into his arm... Yeah right!

Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/70721000/woman-jailed-after-accusing-police-officer-of-groping-her-during-protest-in-hong-kong























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MisterD
31st July 2015, 13:45
Better work stories... :niceone:
cynna
31st July 2015, 13:49
thats not assault

unless she was ugly
mashman
31st July 2015, 14:26
I guess he didn't grasp the point as she stood abreast with her brethren. Sounds like a cockup.
caspernz
31st July 2015, 14:27
Assault with concealed weapons...where do I apply to become her next victim?
nodrog
31st July 2015, 14:47
fluctuations.
Gremlin
31st July 2015, 15:04
I think it went more like, she thrust them in his direction, then complained of sexual assault (haha, I wrote assist first) when his hand brushed them which then jeopardised his career etc.

So they turned it around... using breasts as a deadly weapon perhaps? :confused:

Headline does read good tho :laugh:
awa355
31st July 2015, 16:34
Could've been dangerous, depends how sharp her nipples were. :laugh:
EJK
31st July 2015, 16:53
Could've been dangerous, depends how sharp her nipples were. :laugh:

Horny tits... long time...!
TheDemonLord
31st July 2015, 20:40
I immediately thought of this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuNCuDNH4g
BuzzardNZ
31st July 2015, 20:58
assault with yellow mosquito bites, poor copper, damaged 4 life :rolleyes:
Oakie
1st August 2015, 09:37
In that case, i was assaulted at work on Wednesday. Sitting down solving an IT problem at an older female colleague's desk and she kept looking over my shoulder and hit my shoulder at least three times with her left breast! I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...
Kickaha
1st August 2015, 11:16
I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...
It might have been more comfortable to lean into it, try it next time
Robbo
1st August 2015, 12:42
Sounds like it was Assault with a Friendly Weapon.:eek:
caspernz
2nd August 2015, 20:14
In that case, i was assaulted at work on Wednesday. Sitting down solving an IT problem at an older female colleague's desk and she kept looking over my shoulder and hit my shoulder at least three times with her left breast! I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...

Amateur! Should have started motor boating sounds with your lips, then added that you're just warming them up :innocent:
Oakie
2nd August 2015, 20:19
Amateur! Should have started motor boating sounds with your lips, then added that you're just warming them up :innocent:

Trouble is that I'm the HR guy at work and if I did what you suggest I'd have to convene a disciplinary meeting with myself and then give myself a warning if not sack myself.
mashman
2nd August 2015, 20:52
Hong Kong bra protest after woman jailed for 'breast assault' (https://nz.news.yahoo.com/world/a/29161526/hong-kong-bra-protest-after-woman-jailed-for-breast-assault/)... heh heh heh
caspernz
3rd August 2015, 04:30
Trouble is that I'm the HR guy at work and if I did what you suggest I'd have to convene a disciplinary meeting with myself and then give myself a warning if not sack myself.

Maybe I'm getting old, but my suggestion had enough "plausible deniability" under the circumstances of being shoulder boobed...well at least in my world :shutup:
Swoop
3rd August 2015, 22:16
Trouble is that I'm the HR guy at work and if I did what you suggest I'd have to convene a disciplinary meeting with myself and then give myself a warning if not sack myself.

Since you were restrained and considerate of a female employee, perhaps you should put yourself in for a raise! Then get the HR guy to endorse the idea...
Oakie
3rd August 2015, 22:37
Since you were restrained and considerate of a female employee, perhaps you should put yourself in for a raise! Then get the HR guy to endorse the idea...

Fine idea. Incidentally, I'm also in charge of payroll so I see no problems there at all!
pritch
3rd August 2015, 22:40
she kept looking over my shoulder and hit my shoulder at least three times with her left breast! I honestly did feel a little uncomfortable and found myself leaning away to avoid ...

She was just checking to see if you were gay? :whistle:
Oakie
3rd August 2015, 22:43
She was just checking to see if you were gay? :whistle:

God, talk about being in a no-win situation then...

Must say though, it was firm :) (her boob I meant)
Banditbandit
5th August 2015, 13:13
Hardly a topic to get ya tits in a tangle over ..
Swoop
5th August 2015, 16:06
God, talk about being in a no-win situation then...

Must say though, it was firm :) (her boob I meant)

Oh dear. Now you have crossed a line, discussing the ladies private areas. Please fire yourself immediately!
Oakie
5th August 2015, 17:39
Oh dear. Now you have crossed a line, discussing the ladies private areas. Please fire yourself immediately!

Well if she happens to rest her lady parts on my shoulder again I'll probably have to go and something to myself ... that's for sure!