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Da Bird
23rd September 2005, 20:10
If you ever wondered why people get knocked off motorbikes, you just have to watch this program for 5 minutes... crazy people!
It's on now, TV 1 (8 to 8.30pm).
BC.
Magua
23rd September 2005, 20:37
I saw that speed nutter spinning his wheels in the wet with his girlfriend in the car. RETARD. Some very impatient drivers on that show.
Driving isn't that hard! Is it? I mean really.
crashe
23rd September 2005, 21:21
Question is "Who gave these people their license?"
Cos who ever did should be pulled from their jobs and sacked.
Even now they should have their licenses revoked...
that is so scarey to think that they are driving on our roads..
and they dont care too much when they hit a car in the show either...
Sandra freaks out and takes her hands off the steering wheel all the time... as well as screaming or squealing all the time.
The speedster... doesnt care no matter what.
and he has a young child - no way would I let him take a child in the car with him.
The wife with the hubby - Get rid of the hubby and she will do better.
Treena... devise a car that splashes water at her all the time.. that seems to wake her up.
William - grumpy slow William.... put a spike under his butt to speed him up to the legal speed limit.
Now I have to admit that reversing a trailer - Not everyone can do it...
Even I will drive up unhook the trailer turn the car around and rehook up the trailer lol. I have managed to reverse a trailer only twice correctly.... they aint easy to do.
But that carpark tonight was the pits for all of them. All quite happy to hit the trolley and let it run down and hit more cars... none of them had any idea or thought about what they should be doing.
One Tree Hill.... abusing the uphill driver... mind you he wasnt giving them much leeway for them to move in.... if they made a mistake and needed to go forward a little.
None of them showed any real concern about hitting other cars through out the series... no wonder why there are so many cars with unexplained dents in them.
gav
23rd September 2005, 21:40
Don't think this blokes from NZ, but not too flash, huh? http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00774.wmv
kiwisfly
23rd September 2005, 22:42
If you ever wondered why people get knocked off motorbikes, you just have to watch this program for 5 minutes... crazy people!
It's on now, TV 1 (8 to 8.30pm).
BC.
yeah I saw it the other week & laughed when I saw all the funny dumb stuff then realised part way through these plonkers & others like them are out on the roads all the time.
Scary stuff really.
scumdog
23rd September 2005, 23:37
If you ever wondered why people get knocked off motorbikes, you just have to watch this program for 5 minutes... crazy people!
It's on now, TV 1 (8 to 8.30pm).
BC.
I still struggle to comprehend that drivers can be THAT bad - without trying to be!!
They should all be blinded. (couldn't drive any worse, that's for sure!!)
What?
24th September 2005, 05:56
That programme gives me the shits even more than NZ Idle.
It is VERY worrying that our licensing system has ever let these people on the roads, but even more worrying is that TV is glamourising it - they seem to find humour in the fact that the roads are being used by people who are likely to maim or kill simply because they do not have the intellect to do otherwise. The lesson for our youth is that it is not necessary to be a good driver to get a license.
And reversing a trailer ain't hard , Crashe, it just takes practice. Get a car and trailer, someone to guide you for a while and give it a go. Just take it slow and smooth, and remember that it only takes a small turn on the wheel to turn the trailer alot. After an hour or so you will be a gun.
cowboyz
24th September 2005, 07:17
reversing trailers is a funny thing. Alot of people seem to have alot of trouble with the idea. I do understand why. When I was about 14 I was at the dump with my sister who spent some time trying to reverse a trailer to where she wanted it. I convinced her to let me have a go. I backed it in no trouble at all. It just seemed to come naturally to me. I am not really trying to blow a trumpet here, just pointing out that some people just cant get their head around the way the trailer reacts to the car and some people can. I wouldn't worry too much about backing a trailer. I am much more concerned about the general willingness to run into other vechicles that has been displayed through the series. All of them should buy a pushbike.
Sniper
24th September 2005, 08:57
Bloody hell. That show just confirms my fears
Beemer
24th September 2005, 09:02
The worst driver has to be the drunken guy who has gone through a giveway sign near Kimbolton this morning and hit a motorcyclist - he's okay, thankfully, but the bike is apparently a write-off.
Eurodave
24th September 2005, 09:11
That show gave me the shits so bad that I cant stand to watch it anymore :pinch:
myvice
24th September 2005, 11:06
Sitting at a set of lights on Friday with an un-marked cop next to me on my left and an Audi on my right, right turning only lane.
Audi changes his mind and goes straight ahead... through the red light!
Cop just sat there?
Odd, I thought you had to stop AND WAIT at a red light?
Must have changed the rule to "Do whatever you want, we don’t give a rats!"
Jackrat
24th September 2005, 11:23
One of them tried to get a licence 12 times.. finally got it... musta gone to Westgate AA or sommit. 12 FREAKIN times.. surely there must be a cut off some where along the line?
Mate,my step mother took 15 trys before she finaly got one.
Stupid bitch should of been on that show as well,but that would of been unfair to the rest of the losers.She rolled her baby Austin leaving a shopping center car park,
Work that shit out :blink:
Mattyc
25th September 2005, 07:00
Sitting at a set of lights on Friday with an un-marked cop next to me on my left and an Audi on my right, right turning only lane.
Audi changes his mind and goes straight ahead... through the red light!
Cop just sat there?
Odd, I thought you had to stop AND WAIT at a red light?
Must have changed the rule to "Do whatever you want, we don’t give a rats!"
No no , they changed the rule to "Do whaever if you drive an Audi, or any other late model european car" it seems to be increasingly common, now im not hitting out at all drivers who drive late model euro's just the fucks like the guy below(no a Kia hyundai is not a Euro :shake: )
I had a dickhead in a cayenne suv porsche nearly run me down last week, the guy just pulled out at me, i saw him do it and thought he was going to about 30 sec before he did so jammed on my feeble little horn and have him a finger, noticed he was on a cellphone, and he just waved at me when i pulled the finger, WTF is up with that, at the next set of lights i was turning and abusing him, as he would not pull up beside me, he is still on his cell and just waves again, was almost tempted to go take his phone off him, but there was about 20 cars behind me, and i thought it probably not worth the drama so rode on
crashe
25th September 2005, 09:20
I was on St Lukes Rd heading back to Gt Nrth Rd..
and I pulled into the green lane.. minding my own business...
all the other cars remained in there lane...
When all of a sudden this car pulled halfway into the green lane, right in front of me.... WTF
She refused to move back into her lane and I couldnt get past her.
So I pulled up beside her as we had come to a traffic jam and said that I am allowed to ride in that lane.
She yelled back at me (had 3 kids in the car)
"Just cos you ride a bike you think you own the road" I said again I am allowed to ride in that lane and that she ought to read the road code.
More abuse from her.... man this woman can go off...lol.
Well I gave as good as I was given...
Just waiting for the police to knock on my doorstep... hehehehe
Cos I will take her to court if she trys to have me charged..
Cos she aint allowed in that green lane... (unless turning into a driveway or turning a corner - which she wasnt doing)
Yep I did finally get past her.... but holy shit... this woman sure aint teaching her kids how to behave...
Pixie
25th September 2005, 11:29
These people feel they have suceeded if they see signs that they have agravated you.So the best path to take is to let them know what wankers they are,give their car a few kicks and laugh at them.
see Lou's splitting post where he laughed at the jerk that tried to block him,and said he could still get past :bleh:
Patrick
25th September 2005, 11:38
Handy hint for trailer backing calls from earlier in the thread... I was told to put your hand on the bottom underside of the steering wheel, if you wanted the trailer to go left, move wheel left, if move right, turn right. Take it slowly, real easy. Works every time! Piece of cake!
Phenoix
25th September 2005, 17:34
Handy hint for trailer backing calls from earlier in the thread... I was told to put your hand on the bottom underside of the steering wheel, if you wanted the trailer to go left, move wheel left, if move right, turn right. Take it slowly, real easy. Works every time! Piece of cake!
Not a bad idea, but for people that dont oftern reverse with trailers, its still go as slow as posable and look oover BOTH shoulders.
Either that or unhook the trailer and push it back :P
InDeSkyz
25th September 2005, 19:36
All these stories I read. People are fu*kheads.
Lou Girardin
26th September 2005, 10:57
I was on St Lukes Rd heading back to Gt Nrth Rd..
and I pulled into the green lane.. minding my own business...
all the other cars remained in there lane...
When all of a sudden this car pulled halfway into the green lane, right in front of me.... WTF
She refused to move back into her lane and I couldnt get past her.
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They're only bus lanes at certain times. Cages can use them at other times.
Get used to even more crap drivers on the road after the Govt makes over 80's tests optional.
The spin justifying it is starting now.
No one is saying that the reason that only 6% of drivers fail these tests is because testers go easy on them.
But I didn't go easy on the stupid cow who pulled out in front of a B train in an 80 km'h area. I've had quite a fun life, judging by what flashed before my eyes.
madboy
26th September 2005, 12:46
I had a dickhead in a cayenne suv porsche nearly run me down last week, the guy just pulled out at me, i saw him do it and thought he was going to about 30 sec before he did so jammed on my feeble little horn and have him a finger, noticed he was on a cellphone, and he just waved at me when i pulled the finger, WTF is up with that, at the next set of lights i was turning and abusing him, as he would not pull up beside me, he is still on his cell and just waves again, was almost tempted to go take his phone off him, but there was about 20 cars behind me, and i thought it probably not worth the drama so rode onI woulda given him a timely reminder of what a wing mirror is worth on a cayenne... imagine that woulda cost him a latte or two.
SPman
26th September 2005, 19:23
Yeah - took a drivers side mirror of some dozy twat in Otaki on friday night![not, in a Porsche Cayenne, unfortunately] Silly prick obviously wasnt using it - and meandering at 25k down the main street with 25 cars up his arse didnt improve my temper any, either!
Strange thing is - I dont think he even noticed the thump and mirror loss!
Rhino
26th September 2005, 22:11
I had a dickhead in a cayenne suv porsche nearly run me down last week, the guy just pulled out at me, i saw him do it and thought he was going to about 30 sec before he did so jammed on my feeble little horn and have him a finger, noticed he was on a cellphone, and he just waved at me when i pulled the finger, WTF is up with that, at the next set of lights i was turning and abusing him, as he would not pull up beside me, he is still on his cell and just waves again, was almost tempted to go take his phone off him, but there was about 20 cars behind me, and i thought it probably not worth the drama so rode on
The best way to get a reaction with the "Cell Phone Dork" is to grab the phone, unlatch the battery and throw it as far away as possible. Hand the phone back and politely say "There you are. You can now concentrate on your driving."
scumdog
26th September 2005, 22:20
Pulled over a dick-head one day - 'cos he was driving down the main street (part of SH1) while holding a video camera to his eye with his right hand!!
What the hell was he thinking?
Claimed he was touring the country and video-ing (sp) each town as he drove through it!!! :weird:
At least with a cell-phone clamped to his ear he could still see a shit-load more.
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