Emission testing at VW

[YellowDog]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/andwend/VW_zpsdlrjl5s4.jpg
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[Stirts]

Apparently this is not the first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying about gas emissions. :dodge:

[merv]

What, you mean when "its time for you to have a shower" at Auschwitz?

[Jase H]

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/AK1509/S00666/smoke-bomb-discovered-westgate-waitemata.htm

Actually, the police are wrong; it was just a VW starting up.

[Gremlin]

Thought this was good

[awa355]

Not VW, but still fun to read.

http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/awa355/lada.jpg

A couple more Lada jokes.

Want to buy the new 16-valve Lada?

8 in the engine, and 8 in the radio.

What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?

You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

From a newspaper: "To the person who stole my Lada in minus 10 degrees of frost. Keep the Lada, but please tell me how the hell you started it!"

What's the definition of an optimist?

The owner of a Lada with an alarm system.

The owner of a Lada with a radar detector.

The owner of a Lada with a trailer hitch.

Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets a donkey.

The donkey, never having seen a Lada before, asks: "What are you?"

The Lada: "I am a car. What are you?"

The donkey: "Hahahaha... I'm a horse."

[pete376403]

How do you double the value of a lada? fill the tank with petrol