I hate motorcycling, I'm quitting

[SuperDave]

I am sick and tired of all these cage drivers cutting me off and not seeing me. I am tired of having to avoid collisions every day that I go out on the bike. Carrying my helmet and jacket around is just too much and its so annoying. The rain also pisses me off as it makes me wet when I ride. I no longer want to danger and constant anxiety of riding a motorcycle.


Yeah right!

My ZXR250A will be ready for me to pick up tomorrow :banana:

[zadok]

When I started reading this, I thought it belonged in the joke thread....and I'm right. As if..... :lol:

[Phurrball]

:niceone: It keeps one awake eh?

Enjoy the new bike!

[duckman]

I was just about to say "build a F**ckin bridge", then I noticed your "Yeah right" comment ....

Goodo - As you were!!! :banana:

[placidfemme]

is it green?

[yungatart]

Are you writing ads for Tui now too?

[Sniper]

You were so close to getting a swift kick in the goolies mate.

[Hitcher]

Us old fullahs remember well the day that the late great jrandom said he was leaving. Great drama. Tears before bedtime. Letters to the editor were written. Select Committees convened. And then it turns out it was all a joke. Ha ha! Great backslapping and joviality was had. Conviviality in the gargre, that sort of thing. And then he left anyway. Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice. Who can one believe anymore? What is truth?

[Motoracer]

Us old fullahs remember well the day that the late great jrandom said he was leaving. Great drama. Tears before bedtime. Letters to the editor were written. Select Committees convened. And then it turns out it was all a joke. Ha ha! Great backslapping and joviality was had. Conviviality in the gargre, that sort of thing. And then he left anyway. Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice. Who can one believe anymore? What is truth?

The truth is what you belive it to be, as reality is only a reletive term.

[Racey Rider]

Good On Ya Mate! :cool:

[James Deuce]

Congratulations SuperD.

[jrandom]

The truth is what you belive it to be

I want to believe.

[bugjuice]

Us old fullahs remember well the day that the late great jrandom said he was leaving. Great drama. Tears before bedtime. Letters to the editor were written. Select Committees convened. And then it turns out it was all a joke. Ha ha! Great backslapping and joviality was had. Conviviality in the gargre, that sort of thing. And then he left anyway. Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice. Who can one believe anymore? What is truth?
so... would you take the red pill... or the blue pill...?

thought this was a pt.. only read the first few words, and just thought: balls.
glad the bike is ready ;)

[MD]

I want to believe.
Then take the red pill
Drats Bugjuice beat me to that line.

[Ixion]

The truth is what you belive it to be, as reality is only a reletive term.

reality is a myth.

[MSTRS]

Just managed to arrest the fingers from assigning red bling.
Ho Ho :corn:

[Beemer]

I read the first bit, saw who it was by, and thought "you should have bought the Goose, Dave, then you wouldn't be feeling like this!"

At first I thought it was by Big Dave and I was thinking "bloody Jafas...." - you were lucky you didn't get red bling for making us think you were serious!

[placidfemme]

*still wondering if its green*

[SuperDave]

*still wondering if its green*

Patience Grasshopper, all will be revealed tomorrow when I pick up the bike and post up a few images. :blip:

[marty]

there is no spoon.....

[Sniper]

Its black according to aother post

[parsley]

Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice.
Actually I was quite glad that something finally managed to stop his outflow.

[SuperDave]

Its black according to aother post

Sniper's on the ball! It's the one that Tristank posted up a while earlier for that mechanic at Mt Eden. Yes its black to all those who are wondering, I'll post some pics tomorrow.

[Damon]

I was gonna tell you to take a harden up pill, good to see your stepping up, you'll love it, congrats

[R6_kid]

fucking gay, i wasted all my time showing your sad ass around town so you didnt get lost, introduced you to all the right people, sorted everything out and then what do you do
BUY THE BIKE
:rockon:

you are now my bitch dave... give me the keys and go to your room - the gimp awaits :lol:

[SuperDave]

DAMN RIGHT. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!