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Korumba
22nd September 2005, 16:53
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline
blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad
news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked,
"How many is a Brazilian?"
Sniper
22nd September 2005, 17:03
Thats a new one to me. Kudos, hahaha
John
22nd September 2005, 23:31
Here I was hoping to see some shaved muff:angry:
you dont see much of it eh?
RiderInBlack
23rd September 2005, 07:12
you dont see much of it eh?He's married so he has more chance of seeing that we do:crybaby:
James Deuce
23rd September 2005, 07:13
He's married so he has more chance of seeing that we do:crybaby:
Eh??
He has less chance.
Some people just don't get how being married works. It's about deprivation and punishment.
Sniper
23rd September 2005, 08:52
Thats why I don't want to get married................. ever!!!!
**R1**
23rd September 2005, 10:02
Here I was hoping to see some shaved muff:angry:geez guys a Brazilian is a wax job not shaved, i hate stubble...
pete376403
23rd September 2005, 10:28
You want pictures, eh? Go here for pics of brazilians. There's guys in the pictures, too but don't let that put you off http://amazonas-mc.sites.uol.com.br/index.htm
Korumba
23rd September 2005, 13:27
LMAO Thought It would get more views with Brazillian rather than a Blond Joke title!
RiderInBlack
24th September 2005, 07:07
Eh??
He has less chance.
Some people just don't get how being married works. It's about deprivation and punishment.I've been Married, and remember how it works (once a month if I had been a good boy). Some people have forgotten what it is like being single. Regular sex is only had if your willing to pay for it.
James Deuce
24th September 2005, 07:27
I've been Married, and remember how it works (once a month if I had been a good boy). Some people have forgotten what it is like being single. Regular sex is only had if your willing to pay for it.
I can get money.
RiderInBlack
24th September 2005, 14:41
I can get money.What, Married and get paid for sex:not: That's just wrong, that:D
NotaGoth
24th September 2005, 15:38
korumba look what you started! lol
Jonty
28th September 2005, 17:01
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"
ManDownUnder
28th September 2005, 17:16
best joke I've heard in a long time - love it!
flash
28th September 2005, 18:16
im pretty sure this same joke was posted a couple of days ago, but about a blonde.
but who cares, ITS ABOUT BUSH!!!
flash
28th September 2005, 18:17
im pretty sure this same joke was posted a couple of days ago, but about a blonde. :dodge:
but who cares, ITS ABOUT BUSH!!! :niceone:
ManDownUnder
29th September 2005, 09:43
im pretty sure this same joke was posted a couple of days ago, but about a blonde. :dodge:
but who cares, ITS ABOUT BUSH!!! :niceone:
I think you scratched your record.. schk ck... ratched your record.. schk ck... ratched your record.. schk ck... ratched your record.. schk ck...
bugjuice
29th September 2005, 12:20
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and
asks..........
''How many is a Brazillion ??!'
Waylander
29th September 2005, 12:33
And that is now the fifth tie I have seen this one posted....
v.ros`
29th September 2005, 12:37
lol same here...
still funny though :p
bugjuice
29th September 2005, 12:39
And that is now the fifth tie I have seen this one posted....
:slap: D'oh!!
well I thought it was funny this time round..
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