Alarm clock prank

[CB ARGH]

Hey guys

So its soon to be my final day where I've worked for the last six years.

Im keen on doing a leaving prank on the boss and I'll be doing the alarm clock prank -setting up a crap load of alarm clocks to go off at the same time and hiding them in places all round the workplace.

So my question is does anybody know where to buy heaps of cheap alarm clocks - preferably little kids digital watches. Needs to be in the west auckland area.

Planning on setting up 50+ of these to really piss her off!


STEVEN

[Akzle]

better, set lots of 20 to go off. so when the last lot is stopped, the next lot starts.

$2 shop. probably.
or alibaba aliexpress some ali shit.

[Big Dog]

Most junk shops have travel clocks for under 5.
But yes, staggered would be better. 1 every 2 minutes? Opposite parts of the room?
Or more frustrating random intervals.

If you have access to desktops around the office add a tune she won't like to a folder and I link to it (labelled something you would have running) in the startup folder.
Did that with a Bieber track on a Bieber haters PC.
He threw a pretty good tanty after 3 weeks.

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[FatMax]

And the air horn under the office seat is a good one

[BuzzardNZ]

Get your workmates to help out with cell phone alarms. If you're in an office with plenty of PC's about, there are many web based countdown / alarm sites that make some noise when the time is up. These still work if the page is minimised or running in the background.

[awa355]

Remember, your mates will still be working there with the boss long after you have gone.

[ruaphu]

The large chunk of fish stashed some where is a pleasant way to go. Cheap and has a lingering presence [emoji40]


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[sidecar bob]

Just one, set to two beeps every hour taped to the bottom of the bosses chair would be sufficient. it will take ages to find.

[Oakie]

Ooh ooh ooh! One I witnessed a few years ago was when a colleague got into another colleagues PC and downloaded a brief soundbite of a fly buzzing and linked it to his e-mail notification. Several times a day he was distracted by the mystery fly he could never see. He looked for that damned annoying fly that for ages until he relised his e-mail 'ping' notification wasn't happening anymore.

[Big Dog]

Ooh ooh ooh! One I witnessed a few years ago was when a colleague got into another colleagues PC and downloaded a brief soundbite of a fly buzzing and linked it to his e-mail notification. Several times a day he was distracted by the mystery fly he could never see. He looked for that damned annoying fly that for ages until he relised his e-mail 'ping' notification wasn't happening anymore.
Legend!

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[YellowDog]

Glad Wrap over the bowl, under the ladies tiolet seat, usually does a good job of upsetting such creatures.

Best not to get caught going in or coming out :lol:

[Oakie]

I'll see your glad wrap and raise you a 'stink bomb' under the toilet seat which is activated when the victim sits down. Double effect of choking the victim at the time and then the embarrasment of everyone else in the vicinity thinking that a camel has died up his arse.

http://www.hahaprank.com/stink-bombs.html

[Big Dog]

Op, if you take the latter posts too seriously you can kiss goodbye future references... not to mention at least the fish one has seen someone prosecuted for vandalism before so make sure you get decent footage that doesn't identify you so you can at least share the lulz.

Better yet get the footage to implicate the victim...

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[mashman]

Salmon above the ceiling tiles. Make sure you put a lining between the salmon and the ceiling tile to prevent it from falling through and giving the game away :whistle:

[Big Dog]

Salmon above the ceiling tiles. Make sure you put a lining between the salmon and the ceiling tile to prevent it from falling through and giving the game away :whistle:
Sardines in the muffler is a little quicker. A little easier to find, does no permanent damage and harder to get rid of the odour.

I heard someone put some fish or meat on a tray in the ceiling tiles of a west Auckland WINZ office. After months of looking they gave up when the smell disapated.

Then maggots started raining from the ceiling a month or so later.
:puke:
You wouldn't know anything about that would you?

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[jellywrestler]

But yes, staggered would be better. 1 every 2 minutes? Opposite parts of the room?
Or more frustrating random intervals.

you two should tee up to help each other, can't really imagine the giggling that will go on through it all though....

[nodrog]

Set up remote assistance on her computer,
then randomly log in and open porn, delete files, etc.

[nodrog]

and before you go out the door for the last time, go into the toilet and carefully pull the pipe from the cistern away from the rubber connector on the bowl, and just sit it there.

note this only works on cool old toilets, not the modern gay ones.

[swarfie]

and before you go out the door for the last time, go into the toilet and carefully pull the pipe from the cistern away from the rubber connector on the bowl, and just sit it there.


OOOHHHHH that's just nasty....I like it :2thumbsup

[nodrog]

OOOHHHHH that's just nasty....I like it :2thumbsup

the best one was - unscrewed the pipe at the top on the overhead cistern at the urinal when I was on a block course at the Hamilton polytechnic.

you could hear the swearing from the workshop.

[mashman]

Sardines in the muffler is a little quicker. A little easier to find, does no permanent damage and harder to get rid of the odour.

I heard someone put some fish or meat on a tray in the ceiling tiles of a west Auckland WINZ office. After months of looking they gave up when the smell disapated.

Then maggots started raining from the ceiling a month or so later.
:puke:
You wouldn't know anything about that would you?

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lol... I can say hand on heart that I had nothing to do with the Auckland incident. Ours took place 30 years ago as what we thought was a fitting "retribution" for being asked to tone down our social area activity to a library level. It did the trick for a week, maybe less, until it crashed through the ceiling tiles into the classroom next door. Much grovelling and cleaning took place that day.

[Grumph]

you two should tee up to help each other, can't really imagine the giggling that will go on through it all though....

Spyda i've got one for an electrician with an interest in vintage stuff...
Guy I knew here in chch was asked to move his auto apprenticeship to another firm after he hooked a trembler coil up to a metal urinal....The foreman was the first victim.

[Oakie]

Spyda i've got one for an electrician with an interest in vintage stuff...
Guy I knew here in chch was asked to move his auto apprenticeship to another firm after he hooked a trembler coil up to a metal urinal....The foreman was the first victim.

Great balls of fire!

[Laava]

Spyda i've got one for an electrician with an interest in vintage stuff...
Guy I knew here in chch was asked to move his auto apprenticeship to another firm after he hooked a trembler coil up to a metal urinal....The foreman was the first victim.

When my brother was doing his auto sparkie apprenticeship, there was a new appre ntice who was full of himself And needed some special attention. Geoff the quiet christian leading hand hooked a wire from the coil testing machine to newbis vice and every now and then, when timing was right, Geoff would give newbi a tickle up. He eventually found the wire and spoiled that game sadly.
Not too many would find their electro-urine stream funny I bet!

[Big Dog]

Set up remote assistance on her computer,
then randomly log in and open porn, delete files, etc.
Technically a jail able offence if caught accessing a remote system without due authority.

On the other hand screen capping the desktop, removing all her icons and setting the screen cap as your desktop while physically there can be a good laugh.

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[Berries]

Can't you just kill her dog?


Be a bit more memorable than a few clocks going off on her unscheduled day off.

[rambaldi]

Technically a jail able offence if caught accessing a remote system without due authority.

On the other hand screen capping the desktop, removing all her icons and setting the screen cap as your desktop while physically there can be a good laugh.

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Or you overlay them so some are real and some aren't

[oldrider]

Hey guys

So its soon to be my final day where I've worked for the last six years.

Im keen on doing a leaving prank on the boss and I'll be doing the alarm clock prank -setting up a crap load of alarm clocks to go off at the same time and hiding them in places all round the workplace.

So my question is does anybody know where to buy heaps of cheap alarm clocks - preferably little kids digital watches. Needs to be in the west auckland area.

Planning on setting up 50+ of these to really piss her off!


STEVEN

:scratch:assumptions formed from this thread could be that productivity might increase once you vacate - how do you think you will be remembered? :confused: (just a question)

[SuperMac]

Can you set individual office phones to work giving alarm calls?

About 70 of them going off simultaneously at the place I worked years ago . . . Took ages to set them all!

[EJK]

Since this thread is going from simple prank to organised crime, why not just throw the fire alarm before you walk out the door?

Entire staff will be liberated from work for about half an hour and she (or the company) will have to pay $1000 plus GST for false alarm.

Easy as 1 2 3. Just don't get caught.

[5ive]

Arson would probably be the best way to leave a long lasting mark on the workplace...

[Big Dog]

Arson would probably be the best way to leave a long lasting mark on the workplace...
A nice big burnout in the foyer?

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