OMG RIP here we go again etc

[caspernz]

When yer gonna die, yer gonna die, reduce the odds by riding defensively.

The above is all that any of us involved in advanced rider training have been advocating the whole time...:devil2:

[Graystone]

threw themselves over the side of a bridge they were on

Sounds like a good plan, you first...


Agree, stand up. ( Also shares this again as it makes good sense, saved a mate of mine who had a car U turn on him).

Probably prevents mashed nads in a slow speed bump too

[Akzle]

With a bit of luck you will experience the same "not at fault" crash as I did if you cross that bridge fuckwit. Then I bet you will never call me fuckwit again

any collision i'm involved in does not make you less of a fuckwit.
unless i collide with you and knock some fucken sense into you.

you're a fuckwit.

[AllanB]

Thirty Eight Million Dollar Powerball tonight.

Just saying.

[Honest Andy]

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[granstar]

Thirty Eight Million Dollar Powerball tonight.

Just saying.

Was your lunch nice?

[AllanB]

Was your lunch nice?

Nah - grabbed something on the run between being very busy.

Tomorrows lunch will be impressive if I win Powerball tonight.

[eldog]

This is her bridge I think ...

https://www.google.co.nz/maps/@-42.898275,173.0974058,3a,60y,72.33h,96.55t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sfuZOeEr6H7_E0kh_5b9JGg!2e0!7i1 3312!8i6656

It may be her bridge

but was it a CAR she was driving?

the lack of answer ...

I cant be bothered no more on this one....:no:

[release_the_bees]

Yes it was a car I would be dead if I had been on a bike.
I am not bothered if you dont reply.Out of interest, what speed do you estimate that you were driving at the time of the accident?

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[awayatc]

Yes it was a car I would be dead if I had been on a bike.
I am not bothered if you dont reply.

Brain injury ........?

[Luckylegs]

I was in a line of traffic so my speed was controlled by it maybe 60-70km/hr.

The ability to go faster was dictated by the traffic in front of you but your actual speed was controlled by your right foot, perhaps because you appear to have been the creation of relatives the extra toes dont allow you to have such control?

[Viking01]

I was in a line of traffic so my speed was controlled by it maybe 60-70km/hr.

Surely not ! Not given the 55 km/hr speed sign at the end of the bridge.

[FJRider]

It may be her bridge

but was it a CAR she was driving?

the lack of answer ...

I cant be bothered no more on this one....:no:

She did say it was in a "low and sporty" car ...

[Honest Andy]

She did say it was in a "low and sporty" car ...

pedal car?
:laugh:

[T.W.R]

She did say it was in a "low and sporty" car ...

One of those MLC cars :lol:

[granstar]

Yes it was a car I would be dead if I had been on a bike.
I am not bothered if you dont reply.

Oh firk I thought it was a relevant motorcycle discussion, i'm out.

[awayatc]

Oh firk I thought it was a relevant motorcycle discussion, i'm out.

You are funny. ...

Relevant motorcycle discussion with the big C....

[Luckylegs]

Its just as well I was not going slower as he would have hit me while I was still on the bridge and knocked me off.

Yes and we we're still pissed as we paid good fuckin money for that too

[awayatc]

Its just as well I was not going slower as he would have hit me while I was still on the bridge and knocked me off.

What a load of crock......

You'd gone slower he'd have time to brake and you to.

You are a fuckwit

[Berries]

Bloody cagers.

[ellipsis]

...you are the fuckwit, cassy...

[awayatc]

He thought he was approaching a 2 lane bridge so had no intention of braking you fuckwit.

Or maybe he saw who was coming towards him and recognised you.......

[awayatc]

No the driver that hit me and all those on here including yourself who think I could have swerved around him are the fuckwits. You lot badly need some "not at fault crash experience" before you will understand sadly.

Funny how some people have a lot more "bad luck" then others.....

You are however still the ultimate fuckwit

[eldog]

Or maybe he saw who was coming towards him and recognised you.......

Nah was in a under pressure group :bash:

so the other poster stated with so much experience on the matter, it’s mind blowing.:shutup:

[willytheekid]

Bloody cagers.

:Oi:HAY!!...I resemble that remark!!


....and I will have you know...Im MORE than capable of driving my new "wee car" over a bridge!

https://i.imgur.com/dPoaLKw.jpg


...I thank you very much!!:killingme (no offence Cassina, just f..kin wiv ya)


ps Yes, I figured if ya cant beat em, join em! lol (And I truly do pitty the next drunken fuck! that decides to hit me this time round....cos I KNOW! im gonna win the fight this time lol)

pps..yes, I managed to keep the bike! :niceone: (Shes under a sheet in shed sulking! lol...working on the body so oneday I might be back on two wheels...till then, I will be "roadsweeping" for you guys in my new V8 beasty*! ;) )

*2009 XC90 V8...finally!! (been trying to get one for nearly a year now!)


oh - merry xmas peoples :D (stay safe over the hols...please!)

[caseye]

Merry New year and happy Christmas toyou and yours Willy.
Bloody good to see your post mate.
Nice wee beasty, please don't make the front dirty with that fuckers entrails all over it, do what I know you'd always do, drive/ride to the conditions and don't hit the fuckers.
Look after tht wee bike, she'll be ready when you are my bro.

[willytheekid]

Merry New year and happy Christmas toyou and yours Willy.
Bloody good to see your post mate.
Nice wee beasty, please don't make the front dirty with that fuckers entrails all over it, do what I know you'd always do, drive/ride to the conditions and don't hit the fuckers.
Look after tht wee bike, she'll be ready when you are my bro.

Gidday mate :niceone:

Yeah, its been a busy year, new baby, new job, new car :2thumbsup
...still cant ride due to the injury's (walking still a challenge lol), but I managed to hang onto the old girl, wanna do a ground up rebuild still, just for fun! :D
Love the new car! (but it is odd driving instead of riding tho...still miss the bike like mad!!), I got Big Sven the swede just for our out of town trips down south...just so many mad fuckers & tourists on the roads now days, hence I wanted something that will go THROUGH a camper-van head on!!, and come out the other side like thors fucking hammer!! - the XC fits the bill perfectly!! (Its built like a brick privy!...and some!!)
4 kids to transport around safely now...Im taking no risks!...and those drunk driving arse's that seem to like me so bloody much, can come the hell at me now!! lol

Hope you an the better half have been well...and enjoying the summer sunshine for riding (see so many of the ChCh KB crew roaring around...so jealous...miss it so much:weep:)

Stay safe Brother and have a great Xmas

- same goes for the rest of you mad lot


Stay safe over the break:Punk: