feistyredhead
11th October 2005, 16:57
Amish Girl
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My
hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body
heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl
replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my
body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and it
warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied
"then put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis
is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving
in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother,
"Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess
when they defrost, don't they?"
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My
hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body
heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl
replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my
body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and it
warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied
"then put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis
is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving
in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother,
"Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess
when they defrost, don't they?"