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Back Fire
13th October 2005, 13:04
Yes, I have got so bored I found this...
her goes...


asskot - "no wunder momas asskot so big"

european - "hey dude turn the other way european on my boots"

juicy - "hey! did juicy what i saw"

bishop - "I was married at one time, but the bishop an’ left me!"

innuendo - "Juicy that? A bird just flew innuendo!!"

mitosis - "id talk but mitosis on fire"

aorta - "aorta cut that grass down by the park"

fascinate - "I have a button up shirt with nine buttons but I can only fascinate"

initiate - "she ate three cheesburgers initiate a baga potata chips"

chinese - "leave me alone im chinese boots on"

artichoke - "that wad of chew mama put in her mouth artichoke a horse"

mister - "Is diana her? Nope you just mister"

poppy seed - "If poppy seed you doing that u’d b n so merch truble."

mayonnaise - "mayonnaise alot a girls in here"

oregon - "shut up oregon kill you"

vitamin - "Someone’s at the door. Well, go vitamin, it’s cold out there."

statue - "Hey Tom is statue?"

sensuous - "Hey Baby, sensuous up, get me a beer will ya?"

harassment - "harassment nothing to me i swear"

sarah - "sarah beer in the fridge? I’m thirsty"

german - "The doctor found a German my blood."

:thud: :thud: :thud: :thud:

R6_kid
13th October 2005, 13:09
get ur self a job, or a hooker.... you need stimulation!

Back Fire
13th October 2005, 13:18
get ur self a job, or a hooker.... you need stimulation!

I agree fully...

Sniper
13th October 2005, 14:33
mayonnaise - "mayonnaise alot a girls in here"



If I get arrested for doing what you said, you are in shit!

Back Fire
13th October 2005, 15:04
If I get arrested for doing what you said, you are in shit!

I dare you...

Waylander
13th October 2005, 20:43
Hmm, nah I don't think I'll be taking the bait on this one.

SPORK
13th October 2005, 21:35
Hmm, nah I don't think I'll be taking the bait on this one.
You're learning well.

You seem to be fairly literate, so be glad.