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Qkchk
19th October 2005, 19:04
Anyoone heard of this one?

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls; I promised
my husband that I'd be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the
margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed
for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order
to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
"around midnight." Much to my relief, he didn't seem pissed off at all!

Whew!! Got away with that one, I thought.

Then he said, in a wide-eyed innocent voice, "We need a new cuckoo
clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3
times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table & farted."

Coyote
19th October 2005, 19:10
Heard it before but still a good laugh :niceone:

Back Fire
19th October 2005, 19:11
hahah, not bad at all

ducatilover
19th October 2005, 19:12
:niceone: LMFAO, thats a good one

oldrider
19th October 2005, 19:25
You dun good Qkchk, real good. LMFAO. Osca material.

Potzman
19th October 2005, 19:32
Thats awesome!
I like it
Must have been bloody hard for him to keep a straight face.

mstriumph
19th October 2005, 20:17
:niceone: and the band played "believe it if u like" :drinkup:

Qkchk
19th October 2005, 20:26
Even when I read it now, I still have a chuckle....hmmmmm married life...

_Shrek_
17th October 2008, 20:23
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'.... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock'.

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said; oh shit', Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted !!!!

Pedrostt500
17th October 2008, 21:13
Blardy Cuckoo Clocks Cant trust the buggers.

FJRider
17th October 2008, 21:28
I've always had problems with those chinese made cuckoo clocks...

McJim
17th October 2008, 22:04
I thought she would get to 8 and then remember she didn't have a cuckoo clock :rofl: (Wrong house)

BALZYBUELL
17th October 2008, 22:35
that is farkn awsom,you crack me up:rofl

Quailboy
17th October 2008, 22:54
Baha, snap! 10 points for effort

Edbear
30th January 2009, 18:39
Sorry if it's a repost...



The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT' ...
he didn't seem pissed off in the least...
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said 'oh s**t.'

Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,



cuckooed another three times, giggled,



cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Bren
30th January 2009, 19:27
loved the last line!

jafar
1st February 2009, 12:56
An oldie but a goodie :2thumbsup

Stirts
26th February 2010, 10:49
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh fuck.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Stirts
26th February 2010, 14:18
feckididasearchforcuckootoo:mad:

Maha
26th February 2010, 14:28
OMG! are you two married to the same um...........ah, person?

Stirts
26th February 2010, 15:36
OMG! are you two married to the same um...........ah, person?

We are all just one big ring ding happy family.....if you know what I mean!