BIG BOYS TOYS - AUCKLAND

[SARGE]

hey all

time once again for the BBT show.. NZ Motorcycle Expo is a part of it once again..i will be out there on the Saturday afternoon( on the Suzuki Stand.. duh)

stop in and say hi

anyone else working it?

[Badcat]

this will be the first one i'm NOT working - now i don't work for microsoft anymore.
YAY.
have a great time, IMHO it seems that BBT gets a little lamer each year, but the bike stuff always saves it for me.

k

[Waylander]

When is it? Might come by and laugh at the funny looking american lol.
Or I'll just wing by your work in a few hours and do it now.:whistle:

[Zed]

When is it? Might come by and laugh at the funny looking american lol.11th - 13th November (http://www.bigboystoys.co.nz/) dude.

I might actually make my way there this year for the first time ever, should be some cool innovations on show! :psst:



The NZ Motorcycle Show is a major component of Big Boys Toys 2005, with new machines from BMW, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Honda, KTM and Triumph, including the 1000cc MV Augusta, the all-new Speed Triple and Sprint ST, and the gargantuan 2300cc Rocket III! Honda is also bringing their latest dirt demon, the CRF250R – the first motocross bike to have duel under-seat exhausts.

Kawasaki’s fire-breathing ZX-10R (voted the best superbike in the world) will be a crowd-puller, as will the new ER6N 650cc naked bike, the full Ninja range and the much anticipated KX450 4-stroke motocrosser.

[parsley]

anyone else working it?
Might be on the Navman stand again. Last year I got a free shirt and a chance to ogle young girls in tight clothing!

[SARGE]

Might be on the Navman stand again. Last year I got a free shirt and a chance to ogle young girls in tight clothing!


thats why i go man...


got a pic of me last year with 5 of the ORCON internet babes on a VN2000

(2 on the back, 1 on my "lap" , one on the tank facing her and one on the bars ) :devil2:

ahhh.. real Big Boys Toys :whistle:

[WRT]

Hey sarge, you wanna post that pic up? :whistle:

[Big Dave]

Cool - someone to talk to - I'm helping out at AMPS and Triumph stand friday and saturday.

[SARGE]

Cool - someone to talk to - I'm helping out at AMPS and Triumph stand friday and saturday.


cool.. shout ya a brain grenade at the cafe on break :drinkup:

[SARGE]

Hey sarge, you wanna post that pic up? :whistle:


hell no.. :devil2:

[Big Dave]

cool.. shout ya a brain grenade at the cafe on break :drinkup:

done! :niceone:

[The_Dover]

i will be out there on the Saturday afternoon

Sarge, putting the Big Boy in Big Boys Toys....

No need to thank me bro.

[N4CR]

Most probably see me there, I have gone for the last 5 or 6 years, and yes it gets worse every time.

Now I like bikes alot more so it may be more interesting than just stalls selling shit and roped up exotics and rice :love:

[geoffm]

Hope it is better than previously. I didn't bother going last time - better ways to waste the entry money, since the last itme I went, I was in and out in ann hour. Load of crap there.
As for the bikes, may as well go around the dealers and avoid the crowds
Geoff

[Toast]

If they had a quarter mile strip or a mini racetrack with displays of the various cars and bikes there I'd go...but as it is, dealers of each have the same thing minus the honeyz.

[SlowHand]

Sarge, putting the Big Boy in Big Boys Toys....

No need to thank me bro.

:not: Took a couple seconds but I got it! :niceone:

I'll be going down to try and cure my impulse buying... some tell me its a bad idea...

[Beemer]

I think I'll steer clear - we went along in 2001 and I ended up buying the CS after drooling over the one BMW had on display! Got myself on tv too - Julie White asked what a woman was doing at a Big Boys Toys show - I told her that as I was (at the time) a motorsport writer and photographer, I probably had more interest in the show than many of the guys there!

[placidfemme]

Anyone heading out to the Big Boys Toys this year to see the bike show?

Last year sucked, there were more bikes parked out the front (actual bikers) then damn bikes in the show... and the ones parked out on the road were better...

Anyone know if this year will be any better?

[John]

is big boys toys this great, everyone rants over it - hell I tell the _attractivebikerchickswhoarekeenonbigboystoys_ that I will get them free tickets, but they haveto leave after I've finished... ahhh that was good.

[SARGE]

Sarge, putting the Big Boy in Big Boys Toys....

No need to thank me bro.


no worries Dover old bean.. i may be a fat fuck, but you are ugly and i can diet..:whistle:

[bugjuice]

hell yeah, I'm goin.. for the. err.. bikes, of course..

[bugjuice]

yeah, i'll probably be going this year.. wanna see the new models (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=388409&postcount=3) *ahem* etc..

[Milky]

I believe we - FSAE - are going to be there again this year too...

[The_Dover]

no worries Dover old bean.. i may be a fat fuck, but you are ugly and i can diet..:whistle:

Just as well I've got bags of charm and a big cock then.

[SARGE]

Just as well I've got bags of charm and a big cock then.



if youve got a big cock..




spit it out.. the owner might be looking for it

[The_Dover]

if youve got a big cock..




spit it out.. the owner might be looking for it

Like I keep telling all the ladies...

ITS RUDE TO SPIT

and protein wont make ya fat. New diet idea for you there Sarge?? I know you'd love it. :niceone:

[avgas]

Yep will prob drag myself out there on sunday or sat.
The bike show is piss poor - if i wanted to see standard bikes i'd go to the shops.
But it was nice to see the MT-01 last year.
Took a pic of it, but then SOME FUCK STOLE MY CAMERA!!!!
Still bitter bout that

[Badcat]

looks like i'm going to be working there, just found out.
what about a KB coffee at the event?
k

[SARGE]

looks like i'm going to be working there, just found out.
what about a KB coffee at the event?
k


coffee hell

the cafe sells beer..

[XTC]

Best place to park my sickle at big boys toys???

[Gremlin]

Last year there was bike parking at the entrance (on the main road), on the right hand side.

hehe, while all the cagers walked from the surrounding countryside... :whistle:

[Waylander]

Don't forget to "check out" the K6 600 Sarge. Taking your "pen" right?

[Smorg]

anyone else working it?

Sure will be if anyone needs a navman come see me at the "NAVMAN" stand:rockon:

[Cibby]

Hay sarge.. I"ll come along after work on saturday!!!

Think colemans will sponsor a black and yellow bikini for me and a set of speedos for dover??

[texmo]

Hay sarge.. I"ll come along after work on saturday!!!

Think colemans will sponsor a black and yellow bikini for me and a set of speedos for dover??
If they dont I will....

[SARGE]

If they dont I will....


you get to help Dover into the Speedo's ..

[texmo]

you get to help Dover into the Speedo's ..


i'll give Cibby a hand with the 'kini...
Yer right, dover can help himself..... I got tops and can have bottoms I think thats fair???

[SpankMe]

Just brought my ticket at BP. Saves waiting in line at the gate.

[The_Dover]

Yeah, I can manage the speedos meself, just make sure they're the reinforced ones with the extra large front panel.......

[Big Dave]

Yeah, I can manage the speedos meself, just make sure they're the reinforced ones with the extra large front panel.......

Those incontinence pads take up some room huh?

[SARGE]

Yeah, I can manage the speedos meself, just make sure they're the reinforced ones with the extra large front panel.......


reinforced back panel for the Curry Suprise at the Copper Kettle?:doh:

god we need a fart smiley

and a boobs one ( frankly, im shocked that Spank hasnt added a boobs one by now..)

[The_Dover]

+1 for the boobs.....

[SARGE]

+1 for the boobs.....


shouldnt that be +2?

[The_Dover]

Those incontinence pads take up some room huh?

You'd know better than me ya crusty old knacker.............:shake:

[Big Dave]

You'd know better than me ya crusty old knacker.............:shake:

I resemble that remark. :stupid:

[avgas]

Sure will be if anyone needs a navman come see me at the "NAVMAN" stand:rockon:
You a Auto-Nav or Marine person?

[SlowHand]

Yeah, I can manage the speedos meself, just make sure they're the reinforced ones with the extra large front panel.......

Tank Guards?

[The_Dover]

Tank Guards?

Exactly, if I'm stunting in me speedos I need to know the boys are being looked after......

[SARGE]

Exactly, if I'm stunting in me speedos I need to know the boys are being looked after......



dude .. i wouldnt .. you dont have much skin left...:doh: