How do you break it to someone they're a complete goon?

[ManDownUnder]

I'm a nice giuy and all... but there's one person I've come across that just drives me NUTS....

Too much to say on every little thing...

yeesh... tips or tricks - or do I just tell them to their face.
?
MDU

[Sniper]

Tell them to their face mate. Tell them its nothing personal because you are not rude, they are just stupid

[Marmoot]

i'd go "yea......yea.....right......etc etc" without looking at them. appear as bored as possible.

if they ask, tell "i'm just a bit tired at the moment"

after a couple o weeks they'll get the drift normally

[Colapop]

Tell them to their face mate. Tell them its nothing personal because you are not rude, they are just stupid
I tried that with Dover - He didn't get it!

No lets be serious for a minute. Just tell them straight, they won't get it, but at least you've told them and you'll feel better.

[Joni]

Honesty is the best policy... treat people the way you would like to be treated!

[skelstar]

Do you really need to tell them? If they are a nice person (and not a dick) then they may just have a low self-esteem and feel the need for acceptance...you dont want to end up looking like a dick eh?

[Karma]

I'd spread rumours around the office that the person in question is gay and has been coming on to you.

As soon as the boss finds out he'll be fired for sexual harassment.

Problem solved!

[The Stranger]

Mate BJ is going to be gutted when he finds out.

[HDTboy]

It's ok MDU, you can tell me to my face

[**R1**]

WTF, I dont get it...If the guys a dick why not just tell him???

what a waste of a thread.....

[bugjuice]

is it me? cos I don't think I had that much to say. And I do work, sometimes.. and I didn't realise I was being so cocky. It started back in the 80s when I was a kid. Low self asteem and everything. I grew up in a little hamlet called Irton, Postie (me bro) and I were very happy..




..... anyway, so I said 'You must be mad! You can't plug it up like that..', and there started my career as a rocket scientist. The racing scene was just getting too crowded now, and with Schumacher being such an arse about me spilling his beer last Friday like I said, it was time for something new. So that kind of makes me qualified for all sorts really. So that explains why I know so much about bikes, cars, boats, computers, robots, nuclear submarines, jet fighters.. Pocket radios have never been my thing tho. How they make them so small now, I have no idea..

Now, how I became such a perv, well I was breast fed as a child, and was pushed off early. I always hated my mother for that, I wasn't ready. I was also dropped on my head lots as a child..

[Marmoot]

is it me? cos I don't think I had.......


yea......yea.....right.... <_< ..wow....yea.....is that right......right.....yea.... <_<

[Karma]

yea......yea.....right.... <_< ..wow....yea.....is that right......right.....yea.... <_<


The best bit is at the end of the conversation they come out with something like;

"So you think it was ok that I raped that Chinese midget. Thanks man."

[Biff]

Why tell him. Actions speak louder than words, ignore the pleb, spit in his coffee, stick your finger up your arse then rub it under his nose. He'll soon get the message.

[bugjuice]

Why tell him. Actions speak louder than words, ignore the pleb, spit in his coffee, stick your finger up your arse then rub it under his nose. He'll soon get the message.
either that, or really turn him on.. I've seen farmers do that technique to cows before..

She wasn't too pretty either, but you've gotta give a girl a chance in life..

[Marmoot]

The best bit is at the end of the conversation they come out with something like;

"So you think it was ok that I raped that Chinese midget. Thanks man."

oh, sorry. You were talking to me? :mellow:

[Lou Girardin]

Clever thread MDU. It's really flushed the insecurities out.

[Colapop]

Clever thread MDU. It's really flushed the insecurities out.

Let's no go down the flushing route!

And BTW I'm not insecure, I have plenty of friends. They'll never leave, I keep them safe in my head

[RiderInBlack]

Hate back stabbers.

Tell me to my face.

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chance



to smack your fu*ken head in (just kidding).



Seriously: Be straight up or shut-up.

[NhuanH]

...there's one person I've come across that just drives me NUTS....
MDU
eez eet cos I is black?

And everyone has missed the entendre/innuendo/yadah yadah...Bugjuice, I is disappointed!

[bugjuice]

eez eet cos I is black?

And everyone has missed the entendre/innuendo/yadah yadah...Bugjuice, I is disappointed!
never dissapointed before.. where did I let you down? Seemed fine last time I saw ya..