I know it's taking the mickey....

[James Deuce]

But White Trash's thread titled, "Crashes on Rides" made me think "Dances with Wolves", and then I thought it would be cool to come up with American Indian names for everyone.

You know like we could call Indy, "Whinges Impotently".

But who would wear the epithet: "Crashes on Rides" most appropriately?

Who do you reckon, and how about some more Amerindian handles for other people?

[Scorpygirl]

But White Trash's thread titled, "Crashes on Rides" made me think "Dances with Wolves", and then I thought it would be cool to come up with American Indian names for everyone.

You know like we could call Indy, "Whinges Impotently".

But who would wear the epithet: "Crashes on Rides" most appropriately?

Who do you reckon, and how about some more Amerindian handles for other people?

Me just "Little Heap Big Trouble"!!!! :innocent: :rofl:

[SPORK]

Sounds like a plan to me. I'm far too tired to come up with any myself though.

[Milky]

amen to that. Where are the creative literary souls like hitcher or jrandom when you need them?

[Biff]

Biffs Occasionally.

[Deano]

Well I know what WT's isn't - "handles with care"

Rhymes with "hard on the gear", and "It's been Mayored"

[parsley]

amen to that. Where are the creative literary souls like hitcher or jrandom when you need them?
jrandom told me earlier he had to clean the kitchen and have sex with his wife tonight. I wonder which takes longer?

[Milky]

From what I know of him, it will be the cleaning of the kitchen ;) Tell him to get his posterior into this thread. He *might* even enjoy it...

[NhuanH]

How about Fluffer of MILFs for my humble self?

[onearmedbandit]

Rides with one arm.

[John]

runs with cock in hand.

that'l keep it will.

[Karma]

Potawatomi

[Sniper]

I vote Jim2 gets Pochahontas (sp)

[Paul in NZ]

Rides slowly with noise

[_Gina_]

Big smile in helmet

[Colapop]

Well I'd have to say that "Crashes on Rides" would have to go to Dover at the mo' wouldn't it?
For me, I'm probably "Rides with brakes on"
or "Walks on feet"

[Hitcher]

Incensed by asses

(Speaking of which, has anybody else seen the photo on page 1 of today's Dompost? Gahh!)

[ManDownUnder]

walks with lump in pants

[ManDownUnder]

Big smile in helmet

ok - I gotta know... why??

[skelstar]

Rides like Nana.

[Lou Girardin]

Paddles with feet.

[MSTRS]

Ages Disgracefully

[Colapop]

Incensed by asses

(Speaking of which, has anybody else seen the photo on page 1 of today's Dompost? Gahh!)

Yup 'Butt' I don't think it's served it's purpose. Just another a**hole.

[Sniper]

Spouts much shite.

[Hitcher]

Spouts much site.
Posts without spellcheck

[ManDownUnder]

Posts without spellcheck

You calld?

[The_Dover]

Crashes without injuries.....

[ManDownUnder]

Crashes without injuries.....

... just a flesh wound...

[mstriumph]

:rolleyes: Sings In The Wind ?

please? 'cause i sometimes sing at the top of my voice for the sheer joy of it when riding :o

and, anyway, allus wanted a pretty name ... marion is soooooooo prosaic [my daddy was a john wayne fan ..... *sigh*]


[and anyway, iffen i sing on the bike, no-one can hear me an throw stuff .......................*sigh*]

[sunhuntin]

"howls on highway" :2thumbsup

[Sniper]

... just a flesh wound...

'Tis but a scratch.

[Motu]

Poke a Hont Arse.

[MSTRS]

and, anyway, allus wanted a pretty name ... marion is soooooooo prosaic [my daddy was a john wayne fan ..... *sigh*]
[/SIZE]
Don't tell us.....Sue was taken, eh?

[mstriumph]

Don't tell us.....Sue was taken, eh?

yeah - that's wat they called my sister.........

[SixPackBack]

*Has sex on his back*

[Patrick]

jrandom told me earlier he had to clean the kitchen and have sex with his wife tonight. I wonder which takes longer?

He told you to have sex with his wife tonight???? :eek5: :Oops:

[_Gina_]

ok - I gotta know... why??

Cause it's sooooo much damn fun!! :sunny:

[_Gina_]

*Has sex on his back*
Lazy MF :devil2:

[Patrick]

Big smile in helmet

Or "Big Helmet, Will Smile???"

[Lou Girardin]

Riding Bare.

[Ixion]

Who is going to lay claim to (or admit to) " Big dent sore balls" ?

[SlowHand]

amen to that. Where are the creative literary souls like hitcher or jrandom when you need them?

no need for them, get Zapf - isnt that how he normally posts? He never fails to confudle me.

[El Dopa]

engines blow up.

How.

(I dunno)

[Riff Raff]

Breaker of wind

[The_Dover]

Who is going to lay claim to (or admit to) " Big dent sore balls" ?

Yeah, I could probably have that one too!!

[FROSTY]

cheif water smoother

[Str8 Jacket]

But who would wear the epithet: "Crashes on Rides" most appropriately?



hehe, I know im relatively new but how about 2 crashes in less than 1 month while riding with KBers?...

[Sniper]

Ive had 9 crashes :p (I know I shouldn't admit that, but I want to win)

[Str8 Jacket]

Nah last count I think TS had 7 crashes.. that beats you.


Jeebers!! To be honest that kinda makes me feel better!

Sniper- Im quite happy to let you win mate, I'd be happy if I never crashed again!

[ManDownUnder]

Ive had 9 crashes :p (I know I shouldn't admit that, but I want to win)

This is a race???

[inlinefour]

will be better than being called the Irish bastard