Dover’s pervin at the nurses…

[juzzer]

Well I told him to use the xtra strength Durex with spermicidal cream….

Appears the young fella has picked up a nasty infection after his incident and was admitted to hospital Thursday afternoon for some intravenous anti bugs and sponge bath treatment…

He was hoping for just a one night stay and then back home to cause more shits and giggles on KB, but alas the anti bugs haven’t done their thing just yet. So another night in Hospital, more drugs and possible surgery tomorrow if the drugs don’t work….

So fella, hope you get well soon so I can read your absolute bullshit posts on KB and have a few lagers with you…

PS – any concerned female KB’ers please don’t hesitate to PM me for some Juzzer comforting .. :devil2:

PPS – he should bet AOK, but when he gets out will be a randy rooster, so watch out… :buggerd:

[bugjuice]

bastard.. give that man a working pxt phone for us...

hope the bloke picks up, pass on me best for me..

[Colapop]

Bugger the pxt fone, get ím a digital camera and a laptop.
Naughty Nursey pics online. Get well ya shit stirrer!

[juzzer]

bastard.. give that man a working pxt phone for us...

hope the bloke picks up, pass on me best for me..

Will do fella, there was a bloody tasty nurse on last night.... :baby:

[bugjuice]

Will do fella, there was a bloody tasty nurse on last night.... :baby:
see, now I'm gettin all wound up.. my hand hurts, i need a spongebob bath..
What ward is he in?

[juzzer]

see, now I'm gettin all wound up.. my hand hurts, i need a spongebob bath..
What ward is he in?

Yeah, i was wavin the same issues last night...
Ward 21 on Level 2 AK hopsabill

[Cibby]

I knew my bedside manor was good.. but that good? :whistle:

Geeze dover, you didnt have to go and get a serious infection just to get me to look after you longer.. hahaha

There are limits.

Thats ok thou.. dont stress.. i'll just sell more bikes than you tomorrow at colemans :)

Get better soon T1, we need you back!!!

Cibby.

[ManDownUnder]

..Thats ok thou.. dont stress.. i'll just sell more bikes than you tomorrow at colemans :)

Get better soon T1, we need you back!!!

Cibby.

a skimpy bikini, lean over the bikes and ask the punters if they want to take a ride...

...SARGE can arrange finance...

[Keystone19]

a skimpy bikini, lean over the bikes and ask the punters if they want to take a ride...

...SARGE can arrange finance...

If only you knew the truth...

[ManDownUnder]

If only you knew the truth...

SARGE???

SARGE???


SAAARRRRGGGEEE!

...edit... dammit dammit dammit... you KNOW I'm very visual... and there's NOW AY I can let that one drop... gota about 3 images racing around in my head now LOL...

Gotta say I like them...

[Cibby]

If only you knew the truth...


damn straight lady......

hehe

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :)

[Cibby]

SARGE???

SARGE???


SAAARRRRGGGEEE!

...edit... dammit dammit dammit... you KNOW I'm very visual... and there's NOW AY I can let that one drop... gota about 3 images racing around in my head now LOL...

Gotta say I like them...

haha..come buy a bike off me then?? Its my first day.. i gotta make a good impression.. haha ;)

[ManDownUnder]

haha..come buy a bike off me then?? Its my first day.. i gotta make a good impression.. haha ;)

LOL - you'll be able to tell the ones I like... drool on the seats.

There's one I really like but you won't find it coz SARGE made me wipe up the mess I made

[juzzer]

LOL - you'll be able to tell the ones I like... drool on the seats.

There's one I really like but you won't find it coz SARGE made me wipe up the mess I made

Sounds like you need the same cleaning products as Dover... :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

Sounds like you need the same cleaning products as Dover... :whistle:

Mate - I've got enough to be his supplier...

[juzzer]

Mate - I've got enough to be his supplier...

:rofl: bit to much :tugger: over the bikes fella? :devil2:

PS - Stop high jacking my thread about poor T1...(Keystone, CC, MDU)

It's all about his well being and me comforting the extremely upset lady KB'ers...PS - where's all me PM's....there must be some upset chicks out there....surely..... :whistle:

[Colapop]

Are you sure this thread is not a clever ruse to disguise unbridled Man Love??

[juzzer]

Are you sure this thread is not a clever ruse to disguise unbridled Man Love??

Nah mate, it's really about me trying to pick up hot biker chicks :devil2:

[SARGE]

Thats ok thou.. dont stress.. i'll just sell more bikes than you tomorrow at colemans :)


Cibby.


that wont be hard to do... :niceone:

[SARGE]

a skimpy bikini, lean over the bikes and ask the punters if they want to take a ride...

...SARGE can arrange finance...


how bout I lean over the bikes and Cibby can talk insurance??

i got an ass you could crack walnuts with.. :blink:

[ManDownUnder]

how bout I lean over the bikes and Cibby can talk insurance??

i got an ass you could crack walnuts with.. :blink:

lemme :puke: think :puke:about :puke: that:puke:

You have a point though... if that's your best offer maybe you should stay away from sales...

[bugjuice]

Nah mate, it's really about me trying to pick up hot biker chicks :devil2:
biker chicks? I thought it was nurses..?? :doctor:

[ManDownUnder]

biker chicks? I thought it was nurses..?? :doctor:

there is a crossover there - throw in a MILF category and you're on your way-hey-HEY!:whistle:

[bugjuice]

there is a crossover there - throw in a MILF category and you're on your way-hey-HEY!:whistle:
k, I think you need to go crack one off before you ride home..
nurses can ride bikes.. look at SpeedMedic..

[avgas]

He's not in auckland central is he?
I got onto a one on one basis with a few of the student nurse's there when i last stayed.
Some of them i allready knew from my hostel days.......ah toga parties.....{goes off into a trance}

[ManDownUnder]

k, I think you need to go crack one off before you ride home..
nurses can ride bikes.. look at SpeedMedic..

Where DO you get all these elegant expressions from "crack one off"... I mean it's a mentally soothing place to be really... :not: :not: :not:

[bugjuice]

I'm sure you'd probably know a heap more expressions than I, to rub-yer-ducky out..

[juzzer]

biker chicks? I thought it was nurses..?? :doctor:

I'm not fussy :whistle:

[bugjuice]

I'm not fussy :whistle:
seeing your avatar, it appears not...

[juzzer]

seeing your avatar, it appears not...

Leave the wee lad and dolphin outta this.....

[Mr Skid]

Geeze dover, you didnt have to go and get a serious infection just to get me to look after you longer.. hahaha
Oh.

So the serious infections *wasn't* from you looking after him?

:confused:

[Cibby]

i know this is hijacking again..

but..

how about a kb biker chick in a nurses outfit..???? :devil2:

[Cibby]

Oh.

So the serious infections *wasn't* from you looking after him?

:confused:


jealous are you Mr Skid??

[bugjuice]

i know this is hijacking again..

but..

how about a kb biker chick in a nurses outfit..???? :devil2:
how is that hijacking? It's perfectly acceptable within the topic of the thread..

care to post photos, or should i? :devil2:
**NSFW**

[Cibby]

how is that hijacking? It's perfectly acceptable within the topic of the thread..

care to post photos, or should i? :devil2:


haha.. Kit those photoes are confidential at this stage.. dont post any.

*cough*

what photoes???

[ManDownUnder]

how is that hijacking? It's perfectly acceptable within the topic of the thread..

care to post photos, or should i? :devil2:
**SFW**

Corrected...

[inlinefour]

watch out for the male nurses, they aint so much fun... :mellow:

[Mr Skid]

jealous are you Mr Skid??Sure am.

Ben is a handsome young lad.