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  1. 4th November 2005, 09:11 #1
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    Dover’s pervin at the nurses…

    Well I told him to use the xtra strength Durex with spermicidal cream….

    Appears the young fella has picked up a nasty infection after his incident and was admitted to hospital Thursday afternoon for some intravenous anti bugs and sponge bath treatment…

    He was hoping for just a one night stay and then back home to cause more shits and giggles on KB, but alas the anti bugs haven’t done their thing just yet. So another night in Hospital, more drugs and possible surgery tomorrow if the drugs don’t work….

    So fella, hope you get well soon so I can read your absolute bullshit posts on KB and have a few lagers with you…

    PS – any concerned female KB’ers please don’t hesitate to PM me for some Juzzer comforting ..

    PPS – he should bet AOK, but when he gets out will be a randy rooster, so watch out…
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    bastard.. give that man a working pxt phone for us...

    hope the bloke picks up, pass on me best for me..
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    Bugger the pxt fone, get ím a digital camera and a laptop.
    Naughty Nursey pics online. Get well ya shit stirrer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    bastard.. give that man a working pxt phone for us...

    hope the bloke picks up, pass on me best for me..
    Will do fella, there was a bloody tasty nurse on last night....
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    Quote Originally Posted by juzzer
    Will do fella, there was a bloody tasty nurse on last night....
    see, now I'm gettin all wound up.. my hand hurts, i need a spongebob bath..
    What ward is he in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    see, now I'm gettin all wound up.. my hand hurts, i need a spongebob bath..
    What ward is he in?
    Yeah, i was wavin the same issues last night...
    Ward 21 on Level 2 AK hopsabill
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    well..

    I knew my bedside manor was good.. but that good?

    Geeze dover, you didnt have to go and get a serious infection just to get me to look after you longer.. hahaha

    There are limits.

    Thats ok thou.. dont stress.. i'll just sell more bikes than you tomorrow at colemans

    Get better soon T1, we need you back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    ..Thats ok thou.. dont stress.. i'll just sell more bikes than you tomorrow at colemans

    Get better soon T1, we need you back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    a skimpy bikini, lean over the bikes and ask the punters if they want to take a ride...

    ...SARGE can arrange finance...
    If only you knew the truth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    If only you knew the truth...
    SARGE???

    SARGE???


    SAAARRRRGGGEEE!

    ...edit... dammit dammit dammit... you KNOW I'm very visual... and there's NOW AY I can let that one drop... gota about 3 images racing around in my head now LOL...

    Gotta say I like them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    If only you knew the truth...

    damn straight lady......

    hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    SARGE???

    SARGE???


    SAAARRRRGGGEEE!

    ...edit... dammit dammit dammit... you KNOW I'm very visual... and there's NOW AY I can let that one drop... gota about 3 images racing around in my head now LOL...

    Gotta say I like them...
    haha..come buy a bike off me then?? Its my first day.. i gotta make a good impression.. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    haha..come buy a bike off me then?? Its my first day.. i gotta make a good impression.. haha
    LOL - you'll be able to tell the ones I like... drool on the seats.

    There's one I really like but you won't find it coz SARGE made me wipe up the mess I made
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    LOL - you'll be able to tell the ones I like... drool on the seats.

    There's one I really like but you won't find it coz SARGE made me wipe up the mess I made
    Sounds like you need the same cleaning products as Dover...
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    Quote Originally Posted by juzzer
    Sounds like you need the same cleaning products as Dover...
    Mate - I've got enough to be his supplier...
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