TLA's... Educate me!!!!

[Charlie]

TLA's (or Three Letter Abbreviations) are invading my screen; and its as hard to understand as some txt messages! :weird:
Call me old (26?)... my thick wrinkly skin can take it.

So... to start a KB (Kiwi Biker) dictionary I've made a poor but basic start:

OMG = Oh my god
WTF = what the fuck
BTW = by the way
PFY = pimply faced youth (I learnt that one in here the other day) :clap:

Please assist expanding my vocab...

[XTC]

TLA - Traditional Learning Academy
http://home-school.ca/home-school-services.htm

That what you want :)

[Charlie]

TLA - Traditional Learning Academy
http://home-school.ca/home-school-services.htm

That what you want :)
Thanks, but I'll keep looking.

Oh & of course LOL = Laugh out Loud. I first thought this meant 'Lots of Love', but this did appear out of context a lot of the time....

[James Deuce]

SEP = Someone Else's Problem
NP = No Problem
YW = You're Welcome

[WRT]

At the risk of sounding dumb (yeah, happens a lot, I know, but I do try to keep it to a minumum), can some one advise what P/T means? From the context it normally appears in, I would assume its indicating a private joke . . . can someone confirm?

[Keystone19]

At the risk of sounding dumb (yeah, happens a lot, I know, but I do try to keep it to a minumum), can some one advise what P/T means? From the context it normally appears in, I would assume its indicating a private joke . . . can someone confirm?

Piss take...

[WRT]

Right, all so much clearer now . . . Cheers Keystone!

[Gremlin]

Used regularly:

FWIW = For what its worth
ROFL = rolling on floor laughing
j/k = joking

'nother thread somewhere here with similar stuff... will try to find it when free...

[skelstar]

IMHO - in my humble opinion

[SPORK]

LMAO = Laughing my ARSE off

BBQ = Barbeque

OMGWTFBBQ = me!

SMAOWAFC = Sawing my arm off with a frozen cod

[mstriumph]

OMGWTFBBQ can u pse give an instance where SMAOWAFC would be used?

LMAO

[Scorpygirl]

FFS - For Fck Sake :whistle:

[Scorpygirl]

OMGWTFBBQ can u pse give an instance where SMAOWAFC would be used?

LMAO

When you're a Masochist!!!! :whistle:

[Macktheknife]

Then there is ROFLMAO, which is just a longer way of saying the same thing, rolling on floor laughing my arse off.
BRB be right back
STFU shut the f*ck up
KMA kiss my Arse
PLBKAC, problem lies between keyboard and chair. ( a favourite for help desk people)
CBA cant be arsed
MDO medical day off, (sickie)
RFGP reject from gene pool
there are many others but they may be getting a bit obscure for most folks.

[Charlie]

LMAO = Laughing my ARSE off

BBQ = Barbeque

OMGWTFBBQ = me!

SMAOWAFC = Sawing my arm off with a frozen cod
Oohhhh; SMAOWAFC sounds very painful, but no at bad as SMAWAFGBS (Severing main artery with a fruit glazed bread stick). Now that hurts!