A rant about wolf, hehe

[strayjuliet]

OK, so Mr Wolf comes home from work to find me at the stove finishing some baking, he says hi gives me a kiss which is fine, but then he decides that the biscuits I've just taken out of the oven have his name written all over them and starts feeding his face. I tell him I would like to see them last longer than 1 day, whereupon he says "is 24hours and 30 seconds long enough?" (man it makes me wanna shoot him at times.)( :2guns: :ar15: ) I wonder, does any other female have the same problem with their baking not lasting?

[Wolf]

Actually, I at first said "Is 25 hours suitable?" then she said "HAH!" so I dropped the offer to 24 hours, 30 seconds... so I'm not quite the heartless bastard she'd have you believe

Not by 59 minutes, thirty seconds....

[MSTRS]

Don't you ladies know that the best time to eat such baking is hot & fresh from the oven??? In copious quantities.
Sheesh!! And we try so hard to train you.

[Scorpygirl]

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sorry not into domestics!!! :bash:

We have enough problems with our male and female budgies. I have to admit she often wins and kicks him off the perch onto the cage floor. :banana: :2thumbsup

[NotaGoth]

Hot and fresh from the oven!!! Damn straight!!!!


*ImagineZ* my old lady slapping my greedy little mits.. mmm cookies!

[strayjuliet]

OH sure, anything to save your own skin, eh, Wolf? Careful, I can make you sleep outside in the kid's tent. Hmmm, that aint really a bad idea - at least I would get some sleep...







It's not what you lot are thinking either, it's because he snores.

[heavenly.talker]

OK, so Mr Wolf comes home from work to find me at the stove finishing some baking, he says hi gives me a kiss which is fine, but then he decides that the biscuits I've just taken out of the oven have his name written all over them and starts feeding his face. I tell him I would like to see them last longer than 1 day, whereupon he says "is 24hours and 30 seconds long enough?" (man it makes me wanna shoot him at times.)( :2guns: :ar15: ) I wonder, does any other female have the same problem with their baking not lasting?


I really wish I could give you support on this one because more often than not...if it wasn't for the fact that I absolutely adore men in general I would have to shoot the buggers :lol:

However on this occassion and because I have totally limited kitchen skills (gave the hubby food posioning the first time I cooked for him...just can't understand why WINJA...not the hubby...would even ask for eggs from me :doh: ) I just simply can not relate.

Tell ya what...tell him he can have as many cookies as he wants in a 24 hour period as long as every time he eats one he has to do something of your choosing for 10 minutes. :blip: :

That might slow him down some...and if it doesn't at least you get some very nice blocks of time:spudbn: :banana:
...with him doing delightfully nice things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Wolf]

...with him doing delightfully nice things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
You are truly a Major Force for Evil...

[strayjuliet]

I really wish I could give you support on this one because more often than not...if it wasn't for the fact that I absolutely adore men in general I would have to shoot the buggers :lol:

However on this occassion and because I have totally limited kitchen skills (gave the hubby food posioning the first time I cooked for him...just can't understand why WINJA...not the hubby...would even ask for eggs from me :doh: ) I just simply can not relate.

Tell ya what...tell him he can have as many cookies as he wants in a 24 hour period as long as every time he eats one he has to do something of your choosing for 10 minutes. :blip: :

That might slow him down some...and if it doesn't at least you get some very nice blocks of time:spudbn: :banana:
...with him doing delightfully nice things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like your way of thinking. lol (almost as evil as I am.)

[heavenly.talker]

You are truly a Major Force for Evil...


Thanks :niceone:
It's a talent that I have been studiously developing:msn-wink:

[WINJA]

things...




like hanging out the washing
brushing your hair
cleaning the toliet
etc.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
NOPE THATS WOMANS WORK

[heavenly.talker]

NOPE THATS WOMANS WORK


Well I had the line in the water for simply ages...
About time you showed up!:yes:
You not feeling well tonight WINJA?
bit slow to the fray and off the game:thud: :lol: :lol:

[Pathos]

...hmmm, you're right, domestic disputes are easier online....


:bash:



:banana: :lol: :rockon:

[heavenly.talker]

...hmmm, you're right, domestic disputes are easier online....


:bash:



:banana: :lol: :rockon:

And funnier!!!

[strayjuliet]

NOPE THATS WOMANS WORK

Careful, Winja, there are a few of us female bikers on this site - you might be asking for trouble with that remark. lol

[Sniper]

Stop winging and keep cooking................

PT

[WINJA]

Careful, Winja, there are a few of us female bikers on this site - you might be asking for trouble with that remark. lol
NAH , MY MISSES JUST READ IT AND SAYS ITS THE TRUTH , SO BUCK UP YOUR IDEAS LADIES AND COOK US BLOKES SOME VITALS

[sels1]

OK, so Mr Wolf comes home from work to find me at the stove finishing some baking, he says hi gives me a kiss which is fine, but then he decides that the biscuits I've just taken out of the oven have his name written all over them and starts feeding his face.

Its the best time to eat them! mmmm...fresh out of the oven - cant blame a bloke for that - and he obviously appreciates your efforts.....

[heavenly.talker]

NAH , MY MISSES JUST READ IT AND SAYS ITS THE TRUTH , SO BUCK UP YOUR IDEAS LADIES AND COOK US BLOKES SOME VITALS


You be just beggin for it...
so here goes...

I'll be cooking your vitals in a minute! (insert screechy voice here) :lol: :lol: :lol:

[crashe]

OK, so Mr Wolf comes home from work to find me at the stove finishing some baking, he says hi gives me a kiss which is fine, but then he decides that the biscuits I've just taken out of the oven have his name written all over them and starts feeding his face. I tell him I would like to see them last longer than 1 day, whereupon he says "is 24hours and 30 seconds long enough?" (man it makes me wanna shoot him at times.)( :2guns: :ar15: ) I wonder, does any other female have the same problem with their baking not lasting?


I have to admit, that, its the best way to eat them... YUMMMM
Thats why I no longer bake and havent done in years... :rofl:

But I would leave at least a couple in the bottom of the bikkie tin for the next day.

[strayjuliet]

I have to admit, that, its the best way to eat them... YUMMMM
Thats why I no longer bake and havent done in years... :rofl:

But I would leave at least a couple in the bottom of the bikkie tin for the next day.

You are lucky between Wolf and his cubs I dont get much to myself let alone any left for the next day. lol

[strayjuliet]

NAH , MY MISSES JUST READ IT AND SAYS ITS THE TRUTH , SO BUCK UP YOUR IDEAS LADIES AND COOK US BLOKES SOME VITALS

Vitals? since when is something sweet and fattning vital?







Was going to ask what was vital about all the ingredients, however Wolf informed me exactly what was vital about them...

damn men!!!!

[Colapop]

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cookies.................
C is for cookie that's good enogh for me
Cookie, Cookie, Cookie, Cookie, Cookie"

Cookie Monster - for the last 25 years!

[DemonWolf]

Ya not alone there StrayJuliet... my partner would agree wholeheartedely..

=)

[Phurrball]

I do the baking in our household...















...then I eat it! :devil2:

Even (trying in earnest) being helpful earns the scorn of the other half on occasion...ya should have heard the gnashing and wailing when I removed some of the freeplay in her clutch-lever the other day! :eek5:

[Colapop]

I used to do the baking until my daughter got old enough to learn. She's the only person I trust to cook in my kitchen. At 11 she can even make bread from scratch. Occasionally she needs to be put in her place when she thinks she can out bake me! - Pah! That's not a souflé!

[Karma]

Occasionally she needs to be put in her place when she thinks she can out bake me! - Pah! That's not a souflé!


I present Colapop, the worlds gayest viking!

[heavenly.talker]

[QUOTE=Phurrball]I do the baking in our household...

...then I eat it! :devil2:

QUOTE]

Yeah...but we weren't talking about the special adult banana cakes and cookies! :lol: :lol:


and 10 characters...weird...I had enough but it wouldn't accept it!:doh:

[Phurrball]

[QUOTE=Phurrball]I do the baking in our household...

...then I eat it! :devil2:

QUOTE]

Yeah...but we weren't talking about the special adult banana cakes and cookies! :lol: :lol:


and 10 characters...weird...I had enough but it wouldn't accept it!:doh: Maybe it's 10 words now? Perhaps the site is gradually trying to turn us all into essayists?

But *Cough*, back on topic: Actually I do ALL the food prep...and I'm sure I could turn my hand to the aforementioned goodies should the need ever arise! (Not that it ever would of course):devil2:

[Colapop]

I present Colapop, the worlds gayest viking!

Darrrling!! I'm not the GAYEST Viking - I'm just very happy!




You seen that Graeme Ramsey he's a c*nt! If bakers and chef's are gay then call me Mr Manlove.

[Wolf]

I present Colapop, the worlds gayest viking!
He's a cook, not a hairdresser! :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

So while Wolf was hunting and gathering, you were nurturing.

And him offering to eat all the bikkies offers you the opportunity to fulfill that stereotype.

Sounds fair to me, or don't you like that type of stereo?
MDU

[heavenly.talker]

He's a cook, not a hairdresser! :devil2:


Oi...there is nothing wrong with hairdressers!!...
that a quick scotch or do wouldn't fix:lol:

[yungatart]

Difficult to stop a man from "wolfing" down his food, huh? I don't bake - that fixes the buggers!

[strayjuliet]

Difficult to stop a man from "wolfing" down his food, huh? I don't bake - that fixes the buggers!

So thats the trick? No baking = no wolfing. Hmm, now why didn't I think of that?