Welcome to our Mainlander KBers

[Riff Raff]

I have great pleasure in welcoming Kickaha, Pete and Goober to Aunty Riff Raff's house of ill repute (a title that has been bestowed upon my humble dwelling just by their presence here).

This is Diesel Pig and Goobers first trip to Dorkland and they're very excited about it. They have heard that we have 'gays' here and they're looking forward to being on the receiving end of homosexual advances.

If you're out at the track this weekend please say hello and welcome them to our city and try to dispel some of the misinformation that our dear Kickaha has been giving them!

[k14]

Yeah its a bit of a shame really. I was enjoying being the best part of 1000kms and the cook strait away from them but now sadly, I have to put up with them again. Atleast its only for 2 days :rofl:

[crashe]

So did you send them all off today with a nice packed lunch to take with them to the track... and not forgetting a drink bottle with water in it?
:banana: :banana: :2thumbsup

[manuboy]

Watch out for D.P!!!!! If anybody thought Kickaha was dodgy, apart from being 100% correct, D.P taught him Everything he knows.

He's GrandDaddy Dodgy. The fact that you wouldn't notice him in a crowd, being the average sized follically challenged schmoe is his perfect disguise.

He can ride but.

[bugjuice]

I'm gonna be there helping 2smoker this weekend, so stop by and say hi..

[Rashika]

I have great pleasure in welcoming Kickaha, Diesel Pig and Goober to Aunty Riff Raff's house of ill repute (a title that has been bestowed upon my humble dwelling just by their presence here).

This is Diesel Pig and Goobers first trip to Dorkland and they're very excited about it. They have heard that we have 'gays' here and they're looking forward to being on the receiving end of homosexual advances.

If you're out at the track this weekend please say hello and welcome them to our city and try to dispel some of the misinformation that our dear Kickaha has been giving them!
hmmm I think you have been misled.... I mean DP comes from Rangiora of all places, the gayest place out :wari:

but glad they made it up there safely... any chance you wana keep em all?? :msn-wink:

[k14]

He's GrandDaddy Dodgy. The fact that you wouldn't notice him in a crowd, being the average sized follically challenged schmoe is his perfect disguise.
So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?

[vifferman]

So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?
Now now - don't be too hard on Mr Dangerous. I mean after all, he did introduce me to this site, when I was languishing out in the wop-wops on some Murkn or UK VTR1000 forum.

Oh wait... me becoming a KB (ir)regular could be perceived as being a bad thing.. :pinch:

As you were. Slag DanGer Rooz all you want.

[Riff Raff]

So did you send them all off today with a nice packed lunch to take with them to the track... and not forgetting a drink bottle with water in it?
:banana: :banana: :2thumbsup
Houses of ill repute don't do packed lunches - that's the whole point!

[Joni]

So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?He's the Godfather... head of the dodgy family because nothing comes close to his expertise... it takes many many years of dodgy behaviour to master the skill to that level.

[ManDownUnder]

hmmm I think you have been misled.... I mean DP comes from Rangiora of all places

Doesn't "DP" mean Double.. naaaa... never mind

[dangerous]

I have great pleasure in welcoming Kickaha, Diesel Pig and Goober to Aunty Riff Raff's house of ill repute
Ummm now I know deisel pig is rather fast, but Dorkland last night, at the same time as he rode past my pad in Chch... thats fuking fast


So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?
Your superior mate... who traveled 50km the other night for you when he was about to go to bed but spent the next 1.5hrs tracking down a POS bike part that needed to be taken to Kick's so as it could be delivered to you at Puke this w/e.... huh... well... ME, thats who


As you were. Slag DanGer Rooz all you want.
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiii hang about a minute


He's the Godfather... head of the dodgy family because nothing comes close to his expertise... it takes many many years of dodgy behaviour to master the skill to that level.
and dont you bloody well forget that either sweet cheeks

dodgy huh! RR keep that Kickaha up there will ya no letting him return here ok we dont want him... and besides I have his missus cornered right were I want her

[Swoop]

Where the fuck is this "mainland" place???
Is it somewhere near Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre?:killingme

[crashe]

I meet them all.... and they are great guys....:banana: :2thumbsup

I think that we should keep them all up here.....

I dont think they will be missed by that lot down in the 'mainland' after all.....

They don't seem to be starving either... so Ms Riff Raff must be feeding them after all.:2thumbsup

[dangerous]

They don't seem to be starving either...
so... what you are saying is that Pig, Kick & goober are fat fukers??? yeah that be bout right:msn-wink:

[White trash]

I meet them all.... and they are great guys....:banana: :2thumbsup

I think that we should keep them all up here.....

I dont think they will be missed by that lot down in the 'mainland' after all.....

They don't seem to be starving either... so Ms Riff Raff must be feeding them after all.:2thumbsup

Good to see you taking such an interest in Pigs nuts too Crashe.

[Kickaha]

Dunno how that came about but Pete isn't Diesel Pig he is affectionately known just as "Pig" looking at the size of the fat fucker it's not hard to see why and Goober is always the life of the party

Goober picked me up at 11pm Thursday night and we headed off to pick up Pig then straight through to Picton for the Ferry where we had about an hours sleep before hopping on the boat for a smooth sailing into Welly ,breakfast at Paraparaumu then through to Manfield for a look at the track before the next NZ round next weekend, then off to Waioru for a look at the museum and then to Taupo for another bite to eat, gassed up at Tokoroa then about 10 minutes down the road the right hand trailer tyre blows to bits and taked the guard out as well, swopped that over and through to RR and WT place, never having been there before and without looking at a map on the day I get us right to the doorstep (fuck I'm good) at about 11pm (we fucked about a lot)

Awesome hospitality for the weekend from Jimmy and Sue and got to put a few more faces to the names I see on here

Got to go out on Dave Annans Hayabusa outfit on the Friday to run the motor in (knew I took my gear for a reason)which just confirmed what I've always thought about Puke from my first visit there (bumpy shithole) although we had a good few laps playing with the Aussies on the LCR:2thumbsup

Got passed on the way to the track Saturday morning by some gay cunt on a GSXR1000 on the back wheel down Great South Road, mad bastard could have killed someone, lucky I didn't get his rego or I'd set the cops on him :killingme

Got breath tested at a checkpoint on the way home from the track in Puke about 6.00pm Saturday

Two days racing then followed one of the other sidecar crews down to Wanaganui arriving about midnight,slept till 6.30am then up and on the road to the ferry and home again Monday at 7.00pm



Your superior mate... who traveled 50km the other night for you when he was about to go to bed but spent the next 1.5hrs tracking down a POS bike part that needed to be taken to Kick's so as it could be delivered to you at Puke this w/e.... huh... well... ME, thats who


And then I lost the part for a day :lol:

[Rashika]

.... I get us right to the doorstep (fuck I'm good) at about 11pm (we fucked about a lot)

bit slow mate



Got passed on the way to the track Saturday morning by some gay cunt on a GSXR1000 on the back wheel down Great South Road, mad bastard could have killed someone, lucky I didn't get his rego or I'd set the cops on him :killingme

man there are some dangerous nutters up that way :bleh:


Got breath tested at a checkpoint on the way home from the track in Puke about 6.00pm Saturday

fk now THATS funny! of all the people to get breath-tested, ya musta looked like a dodgy character :blip: ...oh no wait... thats D
shit maybe you are starting to look more like him now Kickaha :killingme

[Sniper]

Shit, just when we thought we could stop him escaping. :lol:

[dangerous]

man there are some dangerous nutters up that way :bleh:
wel... I bet tho that that nutter was on the correct side of the rd tho, unless
Auckland has started wearing off on him already :chase:

[Kickaha]

I forgot, we also got passed by some nutter on the back wheel leaving Puke on Sunday, can't have been the same guy as it was a black SV650 this time,funny how he was wearing the same exact same gear as the other guy on the GSXR1000 though :niceone:

[k14]

I forgot, we also got passed by some nutter on the back wheel leaving Puke on Sunday, can't have been the same guy as it was a black SV650 this time,funny how he was wearing the same exact same gear as the other guy on the GSXR1000 though :niceone:
Hmm, i think someone's going to be sleeping on the couch tonight :killingme

[Riff Raff]

I forgot, we also got passed by some nutter on the back wheel leaving Puke on Sunday, can't have been the same guy as it was a black SV650 this time,funny how he was wearing the same exact same gear as the other guy on the GSXR1000 though :niceone:

YOU WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????? Grrrrrrr.....