damn superfly.

[TwoSeven]

Ok, sitting here on the puta, fly lands on top of the LCD. So I grab the fly spray (raid blue tin 1/54g/kg tetramethrin, 0.34g/kg d-phenothrin) and nuke it.

5 mins later.

Fly still sitting on top of monitor walking about a bit.

Nuke it with a different brand (mortein 2.09g/kg bioallehrin/0.39g/kg bioresmethrin)

5 mins later

Fly still there.

Staggering about a bit, nut still looking fine.

Used to be you nuke em and they die straight away. Either the PC brigade have watered down the weapons of mass distruction - or this is one tuff mother of a fly.

Anyone good any good brands of checmical nerve agent I can spray the machine with ?

Second question. I assume that when it says "skin and cancer foundation - clinically tested" it means that this can dont cause skin cancer. But what happened to all the tins that failed the test ?

[SuperDave]

Why don't you just squish it man?

[Sniper]

I have an electric fly swatter if you want

[froggyfrenchman]

Use gas and a match

[TraD_MaN]

catch them with your hand or smack them n mid-air with your hand or what ever is handy :laugh: thats if your realy bored thoe

tolite spray works btw...

[Eurodave]

Grab it, pull its wings off ....then it wouldnt be a fly........it'd be a walk!!!!

[SuperDave]

You mean pull its wings off?

[Eurodave]

You mean pull its wings off?


Yes, it would be very mean!! then how would it buzzzzz.....?

[Hitcher]

that's if you're really bored thoeugh

tolite spray works btw...
It's been a long week. I think you'll find tolite spray is not much use for anything.

[flash]

wouldn't you wreak your LCD by spraying chemicals (fly spray) on it?

[TraD_MaN]

It's been a long week. I think you'll find tolite spray is not much use for anything.


mannn you are not going to leave me alone on the spelling aye :Oops:

kids stay in school :stupid:

[flash]

mannn you are not going to leave me alone on the spelling aye :Oops:

kids stay in school :stupid:
search for iespell on www.download.com (http://www.download.com), it comes in handy :blip:

[kro]

BV2 surface insecticide. This stuff kills cockroaches on contact, its pretty potent.

[Sniper]

wouldn't you wreak your LCD by spraying chemicals (fly spray) on it?



search for iespell on www.download.com, it comes in handy
Obviously it doesn't for you................... its wreck.

[flash]

Obviously it doesn't for you................... its wreck

i never bother if I'm just doing a quick post. you usually don't expect troller to look though your old posts to find mistakes :nono:

[flash]

and you didn't use a full stop at the end, naughty boy....

[flash]

Do you ever know when to stop, btw, can't you read????

caught you out, i quoted your comment and it shows no full stop. i cant believe you edited it in :whocares:

[TraD_MaN]

arrg i cant download it :doh:

[flash]

arrg i cant download it :doh:

why not?
(10 characters)

[TraD_MaN]

i have no idear why, maybe becuase the computer is going all stupid on me... :spudwhat:


woops sorry for taking the thread way off subject!

[TwoSeven]

lol. you guys know there is a chat facility on this forum dont you :)

[TwoSeven]

Grab it, pull its wings off ....then it wouldnt be a fly........it'd be a walk!!!!

And fly spray wouldnt work. You seen a can of walk spray anywhere :)

[Hitcher]

mannn you are not going to leave me alone on the spelling aye
Eh indeed.

[flash]

lol. you guys know there is a chat facility on this forum dont you :)

would you believe i didnt.......till now :not:

but no ones actually answered if spraying on a LCD screen hurts it or not?????

as for twoseven, who cares, its a fly it wont bite.....now mosquito's are a bit different...

[Ixion]

BLOODY BIG HAMMER. I keep one behind the bed for smashing wetas. Never fails

[Flyingpony]

Staggering about a bit, nut still looking fine.

Used to be you nuke em and they die straight away.

:killingme Think you found my fly from the other week :killingme
Trust me there mate.
You can nuke one of these things in the microwave on high for 30 seconds and they don't die .... might walk around on the fridge door for 5 minutes shaking and wondering seriously WTF happened, one moment I'm enjoying some left over meat fat and then bbbbbbuuuuuuuzzzzzzz. If it was possible to see it, I'd swear it's eyes where cross eyed.

They bread em strong these days :apumpin:

:sherlock:

[Lou Girardin]

Try a 12 gauge with 1 1/4 load of 8 shot.

[Colapop]

It's been a long week. I think you'll find tolite spray is not much use for anything.

Is that coz it's too lite?

Best thing for killing flys is oven cleaner, of course it kills most everything else too.

[Eurodave]

What goes ZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBB?








A blowfly flying backwards!

[Hitcher]

What's the last thing to go through a bumble bee's mind when it smacks into your helmet?





Its sting...

[judgeshock]

line the fly up, pull your pants down and light a fart. If you get it right you will have a dead fly and a sore ass, if you get it wrong just a sore ass.
:rofl: :rofl:

[Eurodave]

What goes ZZZZZZBBBBBBUUUUUUUUU?






A dsylexic blowfly

[Hitcher]

line the fly up, pull your pants down and light a fart. If you get it right you will have a dead fly and a sore ass, if you get it wrong just a sore ass.
Around here you get a sore ARSE.

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[TwoSeven]

Right - several days later, the only fly in the house - is still sittin on top of me monitor. Too lazy to reach over and swat it - and that would set a presidence - i'd have to swat all flies - too much effort.

So, in the name of chemical allie, I got some new shite from the supermarket. Not that outdoor stuff ($21) or that long life stuff ($9) but a different type of raid - 30 day fast kill. 4.45g/kg tetramethrinmm 0.62g/kg phenothrin 20:80 3.7g/kg piperonyl butoxide.

Given it one dose so far - notice it aint sitting on my monitor at the moment - seems to be all quiet on the western front at the moment. Hopefully its gone legs uppards.

[Sniper]

That looks like a farking horsefly

[boomer]

Obviously it doesn't for you................... it's wreck.

10 characters

[Sniper]

Smartarse.

[flash]

10 characters

thankyou:msn-wink: ....

[TwoSeven]

arrrrggghhh..

Son of fly...

[2much]

Use a lighter in front of the nozzle when you spray it.... doubles the effectiveness of the flyspray, and makes it alot more fun too!

[Gremlin]

With a sledge :bash: and lighting spray... I think T7 wants his monitor afterwards to be in one piece and usable...

Just swat the damn thing :laugh:

[Ixion]

Whatcha need is a BAT.It'll catch the flyt and eat it. Wonderful things, bats, They fascinate me. I like bats

[Brian d marge]

The solution * final (http://carpetmonster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fj.htm)*

Stephen

Kids try this at home :slap:

[Colapop]

The solution * final (http://carpetmonster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fj.htm)*

Stephen

Kids try this at home :slap:
Can you imagine some of the kids around here with toys like that?!!?

*robot runs around arms flailing* "Danger Will Robinson, Danger"

[SPman]

BLOODY BIG HAMMER. I keep one behind the bed for smashing wetas. Never fails Shit - where do you sleep, if you got Wetas hanging around the bed........:eek:

[flash]

The solution * final (http://carpetmonster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fj.htm)*

Stephen

Kids try this at home :slap:

dont show me that!!!!, i might go make one now and burn the neighborhood down:whistle:...............for fun