god i hate Xmas

[SARGE]

fuckin assholes all about " merry Xmas" " Happy Holidays" "spend your money here" donate to the underpriveliged fucktards who dont have the balls to get a fuckin job or education or stop smoking crack.." " god bless " blah lah blah blah fuckin blah


fuck all that touchy feely bullshit..this fucking planet dont deserve happy or merry anything..this planet deserves screaming hot napalm death..

i wish december would burn off the fuckin calanders forever..

next person who sugars up to me and wishes me happy holidays is gona catch a size 13EEE combat boot in the grille and i will giggle like a madman as i stuff his santa hat up his ass and stomp a cigar out in his eye while i give him a candy cane catheter


this is NOT a pisstake. i dont want shit under the tree.. i dont want cards or emails wishing me " the best for this holiday season" and i dont want fuckin blinky lights around my house.. i might go take a set of wirecutters to my neighbors Las Vagas Xmas display that he has turned his house into ... that shit keeps me awake at night.

i really hate xmas. red bling me all you want .. i dont give a fuck. Management at work has decided that i need to be walking around with a rag in my hand pretending to give a shit instead of seling bikes on KB ( which i sell 70% of my bikes on but hey.. if the fuckers are gonna be sitting there instead of riding around under new owners.. thy need to be kept dust free..)

fuck it. i hate Xmas.. i hate organized religion.. i hate holiday shopping and Jebus/ Allah/ the great Pumpkin can suck my cock.


yes im sober

[froggyfrenchman]

Green rep awarded!

[Karma]

happy holidays sarge!!!

[crashe]

Well I am so damned glad that I didnt wish you a Merry Xmas today when I saw you.

Not too keen to wear those boots. :rofl: :rofl:.

[WINJA]

mERRY CHRISTMAS SARGE , HOPE YOU GET LOTSA PRESENTS AND HUGS , HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR , SEE YOU AT CHURCH ON SUNDAY

[SixPackBack]

Seconded SARGE....I hate friggin religion, tis a total wank

[SlashWylde]

Sorry you feel that way man.

I guess for me I hate the comercialisation of Xmas too and I'm not a Christian either (I'm a Metaller! Hah!) but for me the Summer Solstice as I prefer to call it is about the end of the year and the start of summer, kicking back with a brew, a glass of Jack and my fav guitar and just enjoying good times with my close friends and/or family.

Forget about the TV, forget about all the buying of crap no one needs, just spend real quality time in the sun with the ones you really love. That's what it's really about.

[froggyfrenchman]

oh shit. this isnt the new scottish thread is it?

[inlinefour]

Sounds like you need a holiday and although you make a few valid points, I disagree. Its the time of year that people get stressed out, spend too much and I get payed way more than any other time of the year. Hope to see ya at Wangavegus. Will buy ya a beer.:Pokey:

[HDTboy]

I hear ya you old grumpy bastard, the best thing about christmas is getting everyone together and getting on the piss.

I hate the commercial side of it. Fucking starts earlier every year,
soon shops will be doing their Christmas advertising in February

[SARGE]

mERRY CHRISTMAS SARGE , HOPE YOU GET LOTSA PRESENTS AND HUGS , HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR , SEE YOU AT CHURCH ON SUNDAY


fix your capslock douchbag


i probably wont see you at church sunday..i'll be standing outside with a molitov cocktail

the religious/ commercial side of it has nothing to do with it .. its the fake-assed people you meet that wouldnt give you the time of day the other 364 days of the year. its the gawdy shit you see everywhere. my neighbors house looks like Liberache's' wet dream..fuckin radio stations play Snoopy's Xmas and shit diabetic candyassed feelgood crap and stop playing Led Zepplin.


im Pagan too by the way ( Asatru') and its Winter Solctice where i come from.. but thats neither here nor there ..

i work my nutsack off (3 jobs) so i dont have time or paitence for any kind of social life, or friends or getting on the piss with anyone but myself so this saccarin "getting together with loved ones" thing is bulshit too

[froggyfrenchman]

the best thing bout xmas, is theres a whole year before the shit happens again!

[NotaGoth]

*PutZ* away the christmas cake and whiskey... oh well..

[Teflon]

I hate christmas songs.

[SlashWylde]

Mmmm Whiskey and Fruit Mince Pies....I like 'Rusty Nails' too...Jamesons and Drambuie in a Scotch glass...or better yet Bushmills...Mmmm

[Sniper]

Lol, welcome back Sarge

[Karma]

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the alligators knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Walking in a winter wonderland,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

[SARGE]

Walking in a winter wonderland,
Walking in a winter wonderland.


you wouldnt survive my idea of a winter wonderland..

6 foot deep snow..60 mph winds and a wind chill of 75 below zero F..cant scrape the ice off the windscreen cuz its so cold the fuckin thing shatters.. your lips freeze together and your mo breaks off due to ice weight...


Welcome to Ohio

[Sniper]

:lol: :laugh:

[NotaGoth]

Mmmm Whiskey and Fruit Mince Pies....I like 'Rusty Nails' too...Jamesons and Drambuie in a Scotch glass...or better yet Bushmills...Mmmm

Mum makes a wicked fruit cake ;) the fruit mince pies just don't come close! She hasn't made on yet this year though..


hmm..

[SARGE]

but NOOOOOOOOOOO... i gotta be PROFESSIONAL.. i gottta shave .. i gotta stay off KB during work hours..i gotta keep moving around even though i got a broken fuckin kneecap caused by some idiot elf-loving cager twat.. i gottta have a good work attitude and i get grilled about if im doing drugs just because i walk around like i dont give a fuck..

****NEWSFLASH****

i dont.. has nothing to do with drugs


xmas eve .. make sure you look up your chimmney..that thing up top that looks like me takin a big steaming xmas dump probably is

[Motu]

I'm on your side Sarge,I'm a closet Scrooge - I fucking hate the false smiles and good wishes...but ya still fucking complain about the bill don't ya! So it's my problem that you haven't done a bloody thing to your car all year and now somehow right out of the blue your disc pads have worn right down to the metal and spat the pad out destroying both caliper and rotor,this means the kids can't have any presents and you think I'm overcharging and you want a fucking discount! Oh please,go and fucking moan in someone elses ear and after all this keep your fucking merry christmas to yourself!

[deathstar]

but if december goes then my birthday won't exist so i would never age and could in essence be IMMORTAL

[Goblin]

Agree entirely!!! As an atheist, why the fuck should we all be sucked into the christmas spirit? I fucken HATE it!! Get called a unfit mother cos I dont do christmas? Same with easter. Not allowed to trade? What a load of religeous propaganda!!:angry2:
Best part of xmas for me is fucking off to Wanganui and leaving all my worries at home.:headbang:

[Dadpole]

Best Xmas I ever had - I fucked off into the Tararuas fishing for the Xmas - New year period. 9 days and not one bastard to say "Merry Chris...OUCH."

[SARGE]

Best Xmas I ever had - I fucked off into the Tararuas fishing for the Xmas - New year period. 9 days and not one bastard to say "Merry Chris...OUCH."


best one i ever had was in the philipines.. deep in the jungle on exersize.. painted up in camo facepaint and carrying an automatic rifle and full supply of things that go BOOM!!

much like this one is shaping up to be...

[Dadpole]

I have the benefit of not being allowed to do any shopping at Xmas. Wife says I am a total liability, and likely to go postal.

[Beemer]

My god, Sarge, you have even stirred Miss "Fuck This I'm Leaving" Kittie to respond - TWICE! See, you do have some Christmas spirit after all!

I am not into the touchy feeley stuff either, but I do like the booze and the presents, come on, you must admit not all of Christmas is bad!

[Karma]

you must admit not all of Christmas is bad!

It's the only time of year you can sit down and watch all 48 different versions of A Christmas Carol / Scrooged / whatever... :corn: :corn:

(my personal favourite being the Patrick 'Jon Luc Picard' Stewart version!)

[Waylander]

Who wants to join me in caroling at Colman's this weekend?!?!:msn-wink:

[Ixion]

If any donker goes and moves this meaningful and insightful thread to Pointless Drivel, I will personally seek them out and make their teeth hurt. All of them.

[Karma]

Who wants to join me in caroling at Colman's this weekend?!?!:msn-wink:

Damn straight... and we'd have to bring some poor tiny tim character along for the fun of it. :rolleyes:

[SARGE]

Damn straight... and we'd have to bring some poor tiny tim character along for the fun of it. :rolleyes:


dont worry Weasel... show up and start caroling and i'll make sure there are a few people on crutches



My god, Sarge, you have even stirred Miss "Fuck This I'm Leaving" Kittie to respond - TWICE! See, you do have some Christmas spirit after all!

I am not into the touchy feeley stuff either, but I do like the booze and the presents, come on, you must admit not all of Christmas is bad!


dont give a rats ass about the pressies.. im buying for my family and i have already told them that i dont want anything period..save thier money


If any donker goes and moves this meaningful and insightful thread to Pointless Drivel, I will personally seek them out and make their teeth hurt. All of them.


thank you Ixion.. i will be right there with you

[SpeedyGirl]

Who wants to join me in caroling at Colman's this weekend?!?!:msn-wink:


PICK ME!!!!! :devil2: I wish I lived up there just to be able to do it!!! I'm not a big fan of xmas just love the enforced holiday 'cause the office closes!! But would love to see the look on his face...and I can't sing in tune either just to top it off!!! :nya:

[tracyprier]

but if december goes then my birthday won't exist so i would never age and could in essence be IMMORTAL

I'm sorry Deathstar... but there can be only one!

[tracyprier]

I have the benefit of not being allowed to do any shopping at Xmas. Wife says I am a total liability, and likely to go postal.

Sounds like poor old Sarge the the next candidate to go postal.

Pity we don't have personal firewalls, then we could configure it to just filter out whatever it was we didn't want to hear or see... like Christmas.

[tracyprier]

[QUOTE=Who wants to join me in caroling at Colman's this weekend?!?![/QUOTE]

I'd love to but my level IV body armour (with trauma plate) is at the cleaners ;)

[Lou Girardin]

I'm with sarge on this, leave the days off and take the rest of the crap away.

BTW sarge,i might tell Mark that your presence on here has done wonders for their profile.

[James Deuce]

I wish Coleman's sold Kawasaki, because Sarge just earned a travelling sale from Wellington for this post.

No I don't want a Bandit. They're the sort of bike Santa would ride.

Just in case some cheery smartarse suggests it.

[Colapop]

I'm a pretty easy going sorta guy usually I like to think except at this time of year. I don't give a shit about xmas or presents and shit. If I want to drink, I'll drink when I feel like it. If I want to give someone a gift, I don't need an excuse or a time of year to do it. If I want to be 'nice' to someone it's probably coz they're not an asshole.
Cheers Sarge

[*sic]

christmas, man they trying to put religion in there too!

fucken christians..



haha

[Rashika]

Best part of xmas for me is fucking off to Wanganui and leaving all my worries at home.:headbang:
hmmmm...is that for the boxing day racing?


...and I can't sing in tune either just to top it off!!! :nya:
I can 100% verify that! :whistle:

ahh Sarge, sarge , sarge... :violin: I do agree a little, but cant dispute that I love getting some time off, meeting up with a few mates that i probably wouldn't meet otherwise, and the food is damn nice. fkn lucky it is only once a year or I'd NEVER fit on my bike! ...and it's been a bloody loooooong hard year!

[John Banks]

Walking in a winter wonderland,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

So what you're saying is the best thing about Christmas is Vince Martin?

[TONO]

I think you people need saving!!!:buggerd:
BISHOP BRIAN WOULD BE HORRIFIED TO HEAR SUCH BLASPHEMY:nya: :moon:

[kerryg]

It's for kids. When they're little it's great. Except for that it's all shite.

NIL CARBORUNDUM ILLEGITIMI Sarge

[Karma]

So what you're saying is the best thing about Christmas is Vince Martin?

No!! It's the Nazi Sympathiser 'Sir' Cliff Richard. :innocent:

[Test Pilot]

the commerical side is draining, but xmas is great HOLIDAYS HOLIDAYS HOLIDAYS thank fuck@#n god. the thing i do hate about xmas though is all the bloody cops on the roads AHHHHHHHH.

[Dadpole]

My favourite Xmas quote:

"I'm not going to let the birth of the Son of God spoil my Christmas"

Eddie Hitler - Bottom

[kerryg]

BTW sarge,i might tell Mark that your presence on here has done wonders for their profile.


I endorse that completely. I have no idea how many bikes etc Sarge has sold as a result of his funny, clever contributions on this forum, but I'd be most surprised if it's not many. Regardless, he has given Colemans visibility (in a highly positive way) among KBers that must be the envy of the other Auckland bikeshops. More power to you Sarge! Perhaps whoever is yanking your chain is not aware of the power of good PR

[Colapop]

I endorse that completely. I have no idea how many bikes etc Sarge has sold as a result of his funny, clever contributions on this forum, but I'd be most surprised if it's not many. Regardless, he has given Colemans visibility (in a highly positive way) among KBers that must be the envy of the other Auckland bikeshops. More power to you Sarge! Perhaps whoever is yanking your chain is not aware of the power of good PR.

Thank f*ck someone decided to hijack this thread! It's not going to turn into a Sarge is Santa F*cking wonderful light of my life thread is it? The bastard's hard enough to stomach now without giving him some vision of grandiose homage!:finger:










Sell me a bike Sarge!!:msn-wink:

[Karma]

Now if Sarge dressed up as Santa!!

He'd be a merry bike selling ho ho ho machine!

[kerryg]

Now if Sarge dressed up as Santa!!

He'd be a merry bike selling ho ho ho machine!


Nice fella though he is I don't think he's got the disposition to be Santa. :eek5: He WAS talking about taking a dump down someone's chimney earlier in this thread and there were threats of violence to (among others) carollers.:confused: No, I think he should stick to selling motorbikes.....

[Colapop]

Now if Sarge dressed up as Santa!!

He'd be a merry bike selling ho ho ho machine!

Nah given the opportunity he'd be a single not a triple.

[SPman]

Xmas! Must be time for my favourite xmas carol verse!:

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit,
'Cause we do all the fuckin' work
While he stars in the show,
Stick ya Christmas up ya arse,
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

[carver]

i see where your comming from, i dislike a lot of aspects of xmas too, like the fact you cant escape from it, and a lot of it is very fake:weird:
but then again most of us dont really give a fuck about your problems or issues:shutup: , your just the angry parent standing at the side of his kids rugby game so to speak:ar15: , fuck man, life aint easy:eyepoke: , things will happen that you dont like, think about it mate, and for fucks sake calm down...
and uh:wavey: merry christmas:2thumbsup

[Skyryder]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder

[Karma]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder

I might have some kids... never called the day after to find out :scratch:

[Colapop]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder
Yeah I got kids. Just don't see the need to go mental at one time of the year. As I see it I can be nice anytime of the year (and I am) but if someone is an asshole for the rest of the year and then comes out with "Merry christmas and good wishes to your family". I don't care for that two faced shit myself. I am at peace with myself and I do see my kids eyes light up. It happens when they see me, their grandparents and other people they care about. That's far more important to me than presents.

[marty]

I wish Coleman's sold Kawasaki, because Sarge just earned a travelling sale from Wellington for this post.

No I don't want a Bandit. They're the sort of bike Santa would ride.

Just in case some cheery smartarse suggests it.

they sell 'busa's though, jim....... :devil2: :love:

[SARGE]

What's the bet that those of you who hate Christmas don't have kids.

To see the joy of 'your' childrens eyes open up in delight with the gifts that "Santa" has bought them is one of the truly great joys of parenthood.
Try a little peace and goodwill if not to others then to yourselves.

See my sig.

Skyryder



yup.. got 4 kids.. boxing day that new toy is broken, the vidgame is clocked, the shirts are wadded up in the corner of the closet and everyone is pissed off at everyone else...


so yea.. i got kids...

[Karma]

Oh! You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
so be good for goodness sake!

So...You better watch out, You better not cry
You better not pout, I'm Telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
Little tin horns, little toy drums.
Rudy-toot-toot and rummy tum tums.
Santa Claus is coming to town.


Little toy dolls that cuddle and coo,
Elephants, boats and Kiddie cars too.
Santa Claus is coming to town.


The kids in Girl and boy land
will have a jubilee.
They're gonna build a toy land town
all around the Christmas tree.


Ohh....You better watch out, you better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming to town.

[SARGE]

Oh! You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!




santa comes to my house, he's gonna get sodomized and tossed down a few flights of stairs..by the way.. are you any relation to the Olsen Twins?

[SPman]

yup.. got 4 kids.. boxing day that new toy is broken, the vidgame is clocked, the shirts are wadded up in the corner of the closet and everyone is pissed off at everyone else...
. Your kids are like this.......?

Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram

yeah - Kevin Wilsons got Xmas sussed......

[Karma]

Well guess I'm heading down to Colemans on Monday... you working Sarge? I'll bring my Rudolph antlers! and cheesy grin.

[WINJA]

your kids are like this.......?

hey santa claus you cunt!
where's me fucking bike?
i've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that i like.
i wrote you a fucking letter and i come to see you twice
ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
if i wanted a pair of bloody thongs, i'd have bloody asked.
and this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
you've stuffed me bloody order up
it's enough to make you spew
and i'm not the only one who's snakey
me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
hey santa clause you cunt!
where's me fucking pram?
you promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who i am.
'cause i'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
i'll give you fucking ho ho ho
you forgot me fucking pram

yeah - kevin wilsons got xmas sussed......

next time i come to see ya im gonna punch ya in the guts , ill let your fucken reigndeer loose and kick rudolph in the nuts , yeah you just wait till next year when you get back to that store and me and me little sister come stomping thru the door ........ hey mums and dads just smell his breath and check his blood shot eyes, and dont listen to him boys cause he tells fucken lies , he just a piss tank and a pervert and hes not even very bright cause the old fucken wanker forgot me fucken bike

[SPman]

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause".................

[NotaGoth]

My god, Sarge, you have even stirred Miss "Fuck This I'm Leaving" Kittie to respond - TWICE! See, you do have some Christmas spirit after all!



He's a friend, why wouldn't I? =p

[DMNTD]

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blow job before my cup of tea,

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long slow bath with her sitting on my cock,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long lie and a massage,
Cock rejuvenating cream,
Four cans of glucose,
And plenty rest cuz she wasn't done with me,

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blindfold that I was told to wear,
Tied to the chair,
I was licked and sucked,
Got ridden 'bout 3 times,
And not once did I bloody get to see,

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
The video of the night we had before,
I watched as I sat,
Tied up and blind,
Big grin on my face,
As her 2 sisters took their turns riding lucky
me,

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A tub of lube and her lying on her face,
She looked round at me,
With a wicked grin,
and said "Please lover, take my anal virginity",

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
an invite to-oo an orgeeeee,
there we spent the day,
Being sucked and fucked,
so good I forgot about what's under our tree.....

[NotaGoth]

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blow job before my cup of tea,

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long slow bath with her sitting on my cock,
A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde,
Herself wearing just a purple bow,
A face full of plenty pussy,
Three Viagra pills,
Two nipple rings,
And a blow job before my cup of tea,

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me,
A long lie and a massage,
Cock rejuvenating cream,
Four cans of glucose,
And plenty rest cuz she wasn't done with me,

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blindfold that I was told to wear,
Tied to the chair,
I was licked and sucked,
Got ridden 'bout 3 times,
And not once did I bloody get to see,

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
The video of the night we had before,
I watched as I sat,
Tied up and blind,
Big grin on my face,
As her 2 sisters took their turns riding lucky
me,

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A tub of lube and her lying on her face,
She looked round at me,
With a wicked grin,
and said "Please lover, take my anal virginity",

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
an invite to-oo an orgeeeee,
there we spent the day,
Being sucked and fucked,
so good I forgot about what's under our tree.....


LOL that made my day, thanks =)

[DMNTD]

LOL that made my day, thanks =)

PS: I drink coffee not tea ok?:msn-wink:

[Swoop]

I think you people need saving!!!:buggerd:
BISHOP BRIAN WOULD BE HORRIFIED TO HEAR SUCH BLASPHEMY:nya: :moon:
Bishop?
He's still only a lowly bish???

Would of thought he'd of given himself a promotion by now:whistle:

[TraD_MaN]

lmao Tl Rider thats brillant! :rofl:


i have to totaly agree on what has been said here, i hate it it was all good untill u found out santa clause is not real n thats when your like 10 or what ever, since then its got worse in worse...

but then again my gandma's are getting to that stage in life when you dont know whats around the corner , so im doing it for them...

[Skyryder]

If any donker goes and moves this meaningful and insightful thread to Pointless Drivel, I will personally seek them out and make their teeth hurt. All of them.

Just save one for me.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

Yeah I got kids. Just don't see the need to go mental at one time of the year. As I see it I can be nice anytime of the year (and I am) but if someone is an asshole for the rest of the year and then comes out with "Merry christmas and good wishes to your family". I don't care for that two faced shit myself. I am at peace with myself and I do see my kids eyes light up. It happens when they see me, their grandparents and other people they care about. That's far more important to me than presents.

Yes it is. But the light in a child's face burns so brightly for such a short time and as the innocence is lost so is the flame. Christmas simply relights the flame for all of us.

It is the one time of year that family bonding takes place. Where those that are not present either through the natural passage of time or those that are taken early can be present if not in body then certainly in spirit. It's a time of sharing that is reinforced by the giving of gifts.

Seems that some of you see Christmas as the retailers want you to see it. In commercial terms. That this has determined your outlook on the festive season, can in my opinion, mean only one thing: they have won.

Skyryder

[NC]

I hate Christmas more than you, but I'm not a CUNT about it.

Handle it you soft cock. Merry Christmas, enjoy your lump of coal this year.

:msn-wink: :D

[The_Dover]

santa comes to my house, he's gonna get sodomized and tossed down a few flights of stairs..by the way.. are you any relation to the Olsen Twins?

Easy there Maurice, Santa may look a bit gay but I'm sure it's supposed to be the jolly kinda gay....

[DMNTD]

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[SpeedyGirl]

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
...........
so good I forgot about what's under our tree.....


This was your wish list last year!!!! :rofl:

[Colapop]

Yes it is. But the light in a child's face burns so brightly for such a short time and as the innocence is lost so is the flame. Christmas simply relights the flame for all of us.

It is the one time of year that family bonding takes place. Where those that are not present either through the natural passage of time or those that are taken early can be present if not in body then certainly in spirit. It's a time of sharing that is reinforced by the giving of gifts.

Seems that some of you see Christmas as the retailers want you to see it. In commercial terms. That this has determined your outlook on the festive season, can in my opinion, mean only one thing: they have won.

Skyryder

I'm sorry that people need a 'season' to be nice. It is not the only time of year that family bonding takes place in our house. We don't see any more (or less) of our extended family than we do at any other time of the year. I have family all over NZ and we see them as often a we can, and I'm not 'made of money'. For those that have passed we remember them regardless of whether it's xmas or not.

To speak of cynicism (reading between the lines) I am not cynical about xmas just realistic. Commercial retailers want people to feel "It's a time of sharing that is reinforced by the giving of gifts." because it opens their wallets and they spend more. If retailers wanted people to feel good without purchasing goods then would there be so many mailers and advertising?

Just who is being cynical? The light in a childs face does not have to burn for such a short time. As a caring parent I spend time with my kids in the good times and the bad. It is naive to belive that childhood innocence can last forever but to say that their "flame" will be lost is cynical.

Is there not innocence in birdsiong in the morning? Or lambs playing? Or watching your kids discover something new? My kids are 15 and 11 and there is an innocence of discovery and happiness of family that I hope will never be lost. That has nothing to do with xmas.

[SPman]

The merchandising never worked with us - present limit was the $2 shop! Having no money helped, :whistle:, but, with us, any time, was xmas time......If it werent for the grand daughter, Xmas would slip past, nearly unnoticed, on the shopping front..

[WINJA]

the merchandising never worked with us - present limit was the $2 shop! having no money helped, :whistle:, but, with us, any time, was xmas time......if it werent for the grand daughter, xmas would slip past, nearly unnoticed, on the shopping front..


just treat your self to a $2 whore

[Biff]

baaaaaaah humbug

(a mint flavoured sheep?)

[ManDownUnder]

baaaaaaah humbug

(a mint flavoured sheep?)

I won't even go there...

[Biff]

I won't even go there...

You've sucked on one haven't you?!!

(do you get wool between your teeth?)

[Sniper]

You've sucked on one haven't you?!!

(do you get wool between your teeth?)

Errrr, why?

[Skyryder]

I'm sorry that people need a 'season' to be nice. It is not the only time of year that family bonding takes place in our house. We don't see any more (or less) of our extended family than we do at any other time of the year. I have family all over NZ and we see them as often a we can, and I'm not 'made of money'. For those that have passed we remember them regardless of whether it's xmas or not.

To speak of cynicism (reading between the lines) I am not cynical about xmas just realistic. Commercial retailers want people to feel "It's a time of sharing that is reinforced by the giving of gifts." because it opens their wallets and they spend more. If retailers wanted people to feel good without purchasing goods then would there be so many mailers and advertising?

Just who is being cynical? The light in a childs face does not have to burn for such a short time. As a caring parent I spend time with my kids in the good times and the bad. It is naive to belive that childhood innocence can last forever but to say that their "flame" will be lost is cynical.

Is there not innocence in birdsiong in the morning? Or lambs playing? Or watching your kids discover something new? My kids are 15 and 11 and there is an innocence of discovery and happiness of family that I hope will never be lost. That has nothing to do with xmas.

Tis the season of good will to all. Generally go along with all that you say.

Everday is Christmas day for me. It's just as you get older Christmas days are becoming fewer so when the real one come I make the most of them.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

the merchandising never worked with us - present limit was the $2 shop! having no money helped, :whistle:, but, with us, any time, was xmas time......if it werent for the grand daughter, xmas would slip past, nearly unnoticed, on the shopping front..


just treat your self to a $2 whore


Grand daughter??????? HHhhmmmnnnnnn. And here's me thinking you are a young whippersnapper.


Skyryder

[WINJA]

grand daughter??????? hhhhmmmnnnnnn. and here's me thinking you are a young whippersnapper.


skyryder



skyryder , if your talking about me i qouted sp , but that cunt spank has stopped most of my functions on this site as a joke , it reminds me of the time my friend got bored with his ant farm and went nuts with a magnifying glass , yes we are all ants

[coley]

fix your capslock douchbag


i probably wont see you at church sunday..i'll be standing outside with a molitov cocktail

the religious/ commercial side of it has nothing to do with it .. its the fake-assed people you meet that wouldnt give you the time of day the other 364 days of the year. its the gawdy shit you see everywhere. my neighbors house looks like Liberache's' wet dream..fuckin radio stations play Snoopy's Xmas and shit diabetic candyassed feelgood crap and stop playing Led Zepplin.


im Pagan too by the way ( Asatru') and its Winter Solctice where i come from.. but thats neither here nor there ..

i work my nutsack off (3 jobs) so i dont have time or paitence for any kind of social life, or friends or getting on the piss with anyone but myself so this saccarin "getting together with loved ones" thing is bulshit too

Youre a sad fucker alright! get rid of ya piss bottle ya bag of prosak and ya bike trade it in on a life losser:baby:

[Ixion]

.... but that cunt spank has stopped most of my functions on this site as a joke , it reminds me of the time my friend got bored with his ant farm and went nuts with a magnifying glass , yes we are all ants

Uh, Mr WINJA, don't want to alarm you, but I think maybe he's not joking .

[WINJA]

uh, mr winja, don't want to alarm you, but i think maybe he's not joking .



http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=21780&page=3



have a look there , note the pokey

[Skyryder]

grand daughter??????? hhhhmmmnnnnnn. and here's me thinking you are a young whippersnapper.


skyryder



skyryder , if your talking about me i qouted sp , but that cunt spank has stopped most of my functions on this site as a joke , it reminds me of the time my friend got bored with his ant farm and went nuts with a magnifying glass , yes we are all ants

Shit happens. You'll get over it.


Skyryder

[myvice]

I love Christmas, I have every thing I want so I can be bad for the whole year and not give a shit!
Also a good time of year to go lose with a spray and pray H&K MP5K in St Luke’s shopping centre!
See, lots of good things about Christmas, you just have to look for them!

[Laffta]

fix your capslock douchbag


i probably wont see you at church sunday..i'll be standing outside with a molitov cocktail

the religious/ commercial side of it has nothing to do with it .. its the fake-assed people you meet that wouldnt give you the time of day the other 364 days of the year. its the gawdy shit you see everywhere. my neighbors house looks like Liberache's' wet dream..fuckin radio stations play Snoopy's Xmas and shit diabetic candyassed feelgood crap and stop playing Led Zepplin.


im Pagan too by the way ( Asatru') and its Winter Solctice where i come from.. but thats neither here nor there ..

i work my nutsack off (3 jobs) so i dont have time or paitence for any kind of social life, or friends or getting on the piss with anyone but myself so this saccarin "getting together with loved ones" thing is bulshit too


Damn...that hurts actually.