Whats the fastest you've been caught speeding??

[Big Chim]

Was thinking about it today and i was wondering what the fastest anyone has been caught doing?? How did they catch ya?? what were the repercussions??

I can see the papers saying that some fulla appeared in court today doing over 200k's and making a big deal out of it and then the biker community going bad luck son, i do that to go to the shops.

I havent seen much publicised in papers etc about bikers getting caught doing excessive speeds. Often it is boy racer this and boy racer that. Is it because were to fast to catch??

Whats your thoughts/Stories??

[skelstar]

Just before MB gets here: you have to be caught and ticketed, or does that include successful runners?

[onearmedbandit]

Been caught a couple of times, once when I younger at over 250km/h and another only a year or so ago at 172km/h on a straight, empty piece of highway with good visibilty. The early one I didn't even know he was there until I slowed to 50'ish for the built up zone.

(Disclaimer) There may have been other 'offences' but lets not get into those. No need to get myself a reputation. Finally I've learnt my lesson and keep the speed controller well in check these days, sick of losing my licence. I'll save high speeds for the track now, too damn risky on the roads for a number of reasons.

[froggyfrenchman]

snapped doin 145 when i was 16. Thanks to youth aid, i kissed goodbye to my licence for 1 month and didnt pay any fine

[Big Chim]

Just before MB gets here: you have to be caught and ticketed, or does that include successful runners?

caught ticketed and appeared in court if it came to that would be of interest. Although if you do have a wild tale don't hold back

[skelstar]

caught ticketed and appeared in court if it came to that would be of interest. Although if you do have a wild tale don't hold back
With a top-speed of $1.40...errmmm...estimated :innocent:, I would have to make a story up in that case.

[Devil]

117 in a 100 zone :innocent:...in the car.
Nothing on the bike.

[Waylander]

Cops in Texas give up the chase at about 180Mph. That wasn't on a bike though.

[Qkchk]

I caught myself speeding the other day, looked down at the dash and I think I must of been haulin cause the needle was almost off the gauge....... and that wasn't on the Street Magic :motu:

It's amazing what driving a heavy, slow vehicle all day does to you..

[Toast]

In a 100 zone, '149'...thanks for that at least officer :) He could've been nastier.

[Sniper]

WHAT!!!! There are maniacs on this forum that do over 100kph???

[juzzer]

I caught myself speeding the other day, looked down at the dash and I think I must of been haulin cause the needle was almost off the gauge....... and that wasn't on the Street Magic :motu:

It's amazing what driving a heavy, slow vehicle all day does to you..

Is that when you went blowing past me, bloody cheeky tart :mad:

[froggyfrenchman]

WHAT!!!! There are maniacs on this forum that do over 100kph???

Only ever the once, i swear! If im lying, may my hair grow into a huge unruly mullet. Oh shit

[kro]

72 in a 50 area, on Golf road in Auckland on a GF250.... 1988, my one and only speeding ticket.

[Jeff da maori]

got pulled over doing 160ish down the hutt motorway on an unregoed bike in the wet and ran a few red lights cos it was to wet to stop in time. late for the ferry you know. nice officer told me to keep my speed down and remember to get my rego done next week.

[T.W.R]

been amongst a group:chase: that were road blocked to be stopped & the fella who was ticketed was done for in excess of 180kmh coz they couldn't lock the radar on us ( back in late 80s) we'd been in excess of 240, mate got 2yr holiday & fines etc:doh:
another mate got done 160 in a 50 zone 2yr holiday & $1000 fine tricked the bike out during the holiday, got licence back 6mths on the road then got done for exactly the same thing & got the same penalty:lol: :doh: from the same judge:eyepoke:
talked my way out of a ticket once for doing 160 in a 60 zone:2thumbsup

been booked at 138 but the most trivial bastard was being clocked at 111kmh on the open road ! fucker must have been on the rag!:ar15:

[Big Chim]

talked my way out of a ticket once for doing 160 in a 60 zone:2thumbsup




Damm how did you get out of that??

[T.W.R]

Damm how did you get out of that??

ha told the cop that i'd just broken up with my missus & was venting my frustration on the bike:angry2: , it was down blenhiem rd in chch late evening so wasn't much traffic about. it was on my old CB900 back around 88

[juzzer]

ha told the cop that i'd just broken up with my missus & was venting my frustration on the bike:angry2: , it was down blenhiem rd in chch late evening so wasn't much traffic about. it was on my old CB900 back around 88

Did you have to swollow as well like JSG? :confused:

[texmo]

Was thinking about it today and i was wondering what the fastest anyone has been caught doing?? How did they catch ya?? what were the repercussions??

I can see the papers saying that some fulla appeared in court today doing over 200k's and making a big deal out of it and then the biker community going bad luck son, i do that to go to the shops.

I havent seen much publicised in papers etc about bikers getting caught doing excessive speeds. Often it is boy racer this and boy racer that. Is it because were to fast to catch??

Whats your thoughts/Stories??
Most bikers speed because they enjoy going fast and riding at pace, therefore they speed on certain roads eg SH16 which is heavily patrolled, your average person doesnt really mind this, But most boy racers have something to prove and they speed more around town and drag each other in populated places the general public doesnt like this so much, hence the papers concentrating on the boy racers more

[Qkchk]

Is that when you went blowing past me, bloody cheeky tart :mad:
Oh it could of been......... better be careful what you say, it could start rumours.. ::psst:

[T.W.R]

Did you have to swollow as well like JSG? :confused:

ever seen deliverance ?:buggerd: :moon: :killingme :killingme

[juzzer]

ever seen deliverance ?:buggerd: :moon: :killingme :killingme

ahahahahaha yup ;)

[justsomeguy]

Did you have to swollow as well like JSG? :confused:

Only you swallow and bendover......:nya:

I just talked my way out.:finger:

Besides - he was a biker too... so he was rather understanding...... otherwise I'd would have had my day in court........

[T.W.R]

ahahahahaha yup ;)

well it was a police violation :motu:

nah apart from broken heart sob story i told the twit, i had the luxury of my old man being a ex-cop & most of the blokes he'd worked with were senior sargents at the time so, name dropped & pretended to be an angel :whistle:

[Big Chim]

ha told the cop that i'd just broken up with my missus & was venting my frustration on the bike:angry2: , it was down blenhiem rd in chch late evening so wasn't much traffic about. it was on my old CB900 back around 88

man that was lucky to get out of that. A mate of mine told me he got pulled over for speeding and when asked if he had a reason he said he was shooting down to the corner store to get tampons for his misus as it was that time of the month. The cop let him off. When i told him i was impressed by his quick thinking he told me he had been waiting months to use it.:2thumbsup

Sorry if this offends

[ajturbo]

i got off a 180km in a 50km....arrrr those were the days:2thumbsup ..
brand new XJ900, first tank of gass... "now young XJ" only go up to
5000 rpm... DON"T red line it... run it in nicely......uummmm did you say 5000.. or red line it.....??????:weird:

pullled away from the cop tooooooo fast ... slowed tooo quickly for him to get a lock:shake: back in 87

[Oakie]

Charmed my way out of 80km in a 50 zone in the car (female cop) but the only speeding ticket I've had (and it was on my bike) was 69 km in a 50 zone. What a nana!

[Goblin]

most I've been ticketed for was 140 on the open road. Once got pulled over doing 140... no rego, no wof. Went up to the cop & said " I BEG you for mercy Officer!" well he started to make up excuses for me! Asked if I was catching up to the bikes in front of me.(I never even knew there were bikes in front of me) Of course I agreed and he told me to keep my speed down cos the cops up the road wont be so forgiving. He didnt even look at my bike, just told me to get on my way. As I was getting back on my bike, my mate drove by with my kids in the car and knew damn well I'd been let off. Haha!
btw I dont ride like that anymore...it was all a long time ago & I have learnt my lesson:innocent:

[Kornholio]

most I've been ticketed for was 140 on the open road. Once got pulled over doing 140... no rego, no wof. Went up to the cop & said " I BEG you for mercy Officer!" well he started to make up excuses for me! Asked if I was catching up to the bikes in front of me.(I never even knew there were bikes in front of me) Of course I agreed and he told me to keep my speed down cos the cops up the road wont be so forgiving. He didnt even look at my bike, just told me to get on my way. As I was getting back on my bike, my mate drove by with my kids in the car and knew damn well I'd been let off. Haha!
btw I dont ride like that anymore...it was all a long time ago & I have learnt my lesson:innocent:

Tui ad: Yeah right!!! :P

[Goblin]

Recently.. 240kmh in a 100 zone.
HP further up the road got my reg as I cruised past. Hour and a half later knock at the door. 3x court sessions later got disqualified for nine months and 1000 pingers.
If you want to know how long to go check under my user name.

Beat That.

Cant beat that....but why didnt you just do 240 past the HP so he wouldnt even have got your rego either??

[froggyfrenchman]

Recently.. 240kmh in a 100 zone.
HP further up the road got my reg as I cruised past. Hour and a half later knock at the door. 3x court sessions later got disqualified for nine months and 1000 pingers.
If you want to know how long to go check under my user name.

Beat That.

We have an undeniable winner! makes my efforts seem quite pathetic really!

[KLOWN]

200 in a 100 zone, 110 in a 50, 170 in a 50, 120 in a 50, 120 in 100, 160 in 100

and then theres some others that I can't remember. And all were in cars a few were in a 1275 mini, bright orange one. My fav though was when i was going along the north western and got off at port and there were coppers with a laser trying to snap people coming off the southern at grafton or wellesley(i think) and I was doin about 170 in my mini and there were about 5 cops standing around and i waved to them as i went by they were all furious waving at me and shit it was really really funny.

[sugilite]

140 in a 100, The cop really enjoyed giving me the ticket, as I was gazing at his car, I was thinking along the lines of, wtf, take away the paint and flashing lights, theres only a puss bag car, it made up my mind what my plan of action would be in the future.....

A cop did let me off a 160 in a 100. He had me bang to rights and I had no where to go. The 1st thing he said was "Sir, the speed limit for the open road in New Zealand is 100 kph, not 100 MPH!!" followed by "I bet your the type that says all cops are A-holes" After professing in no way would I say that :whistle:
He let me off! So yeah, I knew that day not all cops where A-holes!

Oh yeah, another funny cop story I have is, I sold my RZ500 and popped a goodbye Wheelie to say good bye to her.
I stop at a gas station and a cop pulls up and asks, why did you do that wheelie? So I told him the truth...he goes "Oh, OK then, hey, I've got an FJ1100, I like to do the rides over the Waiarapa, I'll keep an eye out for ya, bye!":eek5:

[Goblin]

I lost the unmarked HP and jumped off an exit. 2x HP waiting at the interchange. Bit hard to do that sort of speed thru a roundabout... except if your GR or WT or sommit legend like.
OOoooh I see! Bummer about Aucks....cant outrun a radio:no:

[bigbadwolf]

got done at 61 in a 50 k zone down a frickin back road that has no traffic on it whatsoever. and one day there was an unmarked van parked on the side of the road... dammit... then another time, on the same road, i was test driving someone's alfa romeo and got done at 79!!! after that i bought a radar detector hehehe

[gamgee]

never been caught :2thumbsup
never been chasedthat i know of...

[miSTa]

Recently.. 240kmh in a 100 zone.
Beat That.

Not this time or any other time. My best(?) effort was 140 in a 80 area between Kihikihi and Te Awamutu (23 years ago), the buggers set up a road block for me at 11:00pm :mad:

[Cronan]

Does gettin pulled over for dubbing a mate on my handlebars, neither of us having helmets, and being on the footpath count? I was 16 and biking home for lunch from a school holiday cleaning job we had and didn't think anything of the mufti cop that had come up from behind us and parked 20m ahead and got out his car, which nearly lead me to keep on biking past...:whistle:

Only got 1 ticket between us, a $50 fine for no helmet... Of course, I am talking about a pushbike incase someone thought i was being a ridiculasly idiot motorbiker :weird:

[mstriumph]

soulth africa - benoni - more years ago than i care to remember, after an earlymorning disagreement with the late unlamented
6am one beautifull sunday morning going down a dead straight road NO OTHER TRAFFIC..... got [eventually] hauled into court .....
......... for doing 60kph over the posted limit [there was other stuff too ............... i had my feet on the handlebars at the time and .......
...... ok ....... i turned the bike around and rode the wrong way up a oneway street to chastise the cop for 'acting dangerously' by leaping out in front of me ............................] IT WAS THE '70S OK??!!

the judge let me off with a caution --- found out later that he was a biker :niceone:

[Mooch]

Got pulled over for doing 117km in a 70 kmh once .... Only problem was I wasn't the one speeding. Happened after the Caltex in the Hutt about 2 years back. The famous Commodore mufti got a Yellow TL1000R and the Yellow Duc mixed up (expletive inserted here) and pulls me over by the Timura Speedway. The guys about to give me a ticket and my wife pulls up on a yellow bike as well. Cops adamant that it was me and told me to confess . Held me ground saying if he’d pulled over the bike directly behind me , he would have the right person, cop ends up saying, I'm not going to give you a ticket this time so slow down. WTF , wasn't any way.
So , anyone here want to confess , two years back , Yellow TLR1000 , older style blue leather suit, hid your bike at the top of the taka's by the loos after ...
You owe me a beer matey.

[thehollowmen]

101 in a 70 because of obscured signs... didn't get off it though.

I do a bit more on occassion when I don't notice but I try to stay safe and sane.

[Brian d marge]

Revere 650 ... 115 mph wringing the nuts of the thing ...pulled a few miles later ...want me gov ,,,,
ok sonny lets look at the vid ...( ma u could even make out the needle of the speedo !!!)

Better one ....flying home to get pissed ,,,,,next morning at work ...the boys in blue going spare at service manager ...a quick photo copy of my nz licence ...and a hire bike form ,,,and mongo scott free

Demoted to an H100 for the rest of my natural life ,,,,,, not allowed to ride anything bigger than a moped for ages....

Stephen

[What?]

Biggest ticket for me was 146K back when the limit was 80. Funny bit was that the fine would have been bigger if I was doing 26K slower...
Biggest luck was getting pulled for 180ish (still 80K limit) and the cop just told me to slow down, after looking over the bike and being generally quite sociable.

[JWALKER]

I have just recently got my 600cc bike, going from a 250cc. let it rip a bit on the way to greymouth. got up to just over 200km/h and i had too slow down again. not used to being able to reach that speed so quick.

[Zed]

Remarkably I've never been caught speeding more than 20kms over the legal limit, and that's in a car! Never had a speeding ticket on a motorcycle in 20yrs but have been done for lanesplitting on the motorway and passing another vehicle on an on-ramp to the motorway, and in that case I was riding a gixxer750 on a learners licence and the cop just said to "take it easy" on the way home, didn't even give me a fathers lecture!

All baffles me really?? :bye:

[Lou Girardin]

Ticketed for 120 in a 100.
But was checked at 180 in a Cortina!
No ticket though 'cause we were all cops.
T'was funny as hell seeing the patrol car doors nearly fly off and the passenger do an arse over down the bank. The look on their faces when they recognised the mufti car was priceless.

[scumdog]

There is something wrong with some of these posts - people are saying they got let off speeding tickets by the cops, I thought that NEVER happened?:whistle: :msn-wink:

[FlyingDutchMan]

I never speed :lol: and so never been caught speeding. I always seem to get stuck behind a cage or just enter a town (I don't speed in towns) when I see a cop appear.

[scumdog]

I never speed :lol: and so never been caught speeding. I always seem to get stuck behind a cage or just enter a town (I don't speed in towns) when I see a cop appear.

They would just think you were cutting firewood anyway!!:bleh: :lol:

I guess you're already built your own radar detector anyway??:shifty: :msn-wink:

[judgeshock]

There is something wrong with some of these posts - people are saying they got let off speeding tickets by the cops, I thought that NEVER happened?:whistle: :msn-wink:

Years ago I got let off a ticket in my cage for 121, was fantastic at the time.
I even know the cop who let me off, at some stage I will have to thank him :2thumbsup

[T.W.R]

There is something wrong with some of these posts - people are saying they got let off speeding tickets by the cops, I thought that NEVER happened?:whistle: :msn-wink:

HAHA! it does happen strangely enough. But try being a ex-cops kid new on the road & having the old man hear about every indescretion that you try to keep quiet about :argh:or when i sat my restricted test the tester was my old mans shift partner:wacko: prick made me do figure eights in a bloody shingle carparking area .

but better than being let off tickets, try sitting on 105 demerits for 6mths & never recieving any nice letters to hand my licence in even though prior to getting the last ticket i'd recieved the "we're watching you buddy behave yourself letter".

[johngy40]

i got caught doing 185 in a 100 about 10 years ago near waipawa and got let off with a warning

[enigma51]

I got caught once doing 111 have never been quicker than since

[Goblin]

In the mid eighties when our street used to be quiet, partner & I decided to nip down to the shop on the bike....no helmets as it was ony 500m or so. Well who happened to be coming up the road.....Detective Senior Sargent....?? He threw the book at both of us. Partner got done for no helmet, carrying a pillion with no helmet, no WOF, bald tyre, no rego and wrong class of licence. Did me for being a pillion with no helmet but when I got the ticket in the mail it was for being a pillion NOT WEARING A SEATBELT!!:laugh: :laugh:

[Zed]

I got caught once doing 111 have never been quicker than sinceIn a 50km zone! I should think you havn't been quicker since Enigma!! :nono:

[DMNTD]

Done doing 147kms in a 100 zone in my cage,cop was pretty ok considering as I was overtaking a truck and trailor and wanted to get it done asap for safety's sakes. Oh yeah...a good well set up car,not a Northland wonder(how it goes) "car"
Also been done doing 97kms in a 50 zone on my old TL....yes I know but but but! Not you average 50 zone( no housing at all!) and it had a 2m wide strip down the middle. Just wanted to overtake a smoke bellowing truck and when ya ripped the twisty thing on that bike it only took a few secs and...well,yes. Reasons,not excuses:nono:
116kms in a 100 zone...Waipu straights. I mean come on! Was late at night and no one else on the road...lol apart from a bugger with a radar!:ar15:
Needless to say I have slowed down a lot:innocent:

[keza]

was busted about 10 years ago for 297kms on a turbo charged k1 sayd i was making sure the turbo was working proper like as i had just fitted it have the ticket and mountain of paperwork (for court) to prove it .kicker is i had another 1000 rpm to go bgut they blocked the road

[enigma51]

In a 50km zone! I should think you havn't been quicker since Enigma!! :nono:

No mate it was in a 100 zone! :baby:

[ManDownUnder]

As a kid riding a GPz5550 I was running a little late for work... zipping along between Inglewood and Stratford and there's a REALLY cool underpass on the way. They basically dug out the road and do an "S" to tale the road from the RHS to the LHS of the train track...

aaaaaaanyhoo - you get the line just right and keep the power on and you can skip through there at a reasonable pace...

The Inglewood (read SMALL TOWN COP) cop going the other way turned and chased, booked me for 130 "from his experience". He saw me in his mirror... going the other way.No other evidence.

On one hand I should have challenged (and gotten off) the ticket. On the other hand I remember thinking he was about right...

Those of you in The Naki will know the "S" bend I mean... YEE HA!

[Firefight]

my PB for a brush with the Law.

myself and another KBer north bound S/H/Way between Oheiwai and Rangarirri, 195 kph just before the end of the two lane section saw the patrol car a bit to late

All the cop did was get out of his car, wave madly and gave us the fingers !:motu: .

But just in case we turned off crossed the river and came via the back way.




F/F:msn-wink:

[N4CR]

Been done 1kmh away from walking (in a 50k, empty street sunday morning) and it cost me 1.3k because of liscence restrictions.

I really want to see a speed trap in a 30k housing zone or something LOL :2guns:

[**R1**]

156 in a 50, on one wheel:doh: ...and the fuckers took my licence off me.....but other than that i dont speed, it kills ya know..

[ducatilover]

Revere 650 ... 115 mph wringing the nuts of the thing .

Stephen
thats doin pretty well for a revere.... the bros gets off the clock when it went....but im a small fucker so that dont count:devil2:

[madboy]

As Skelstar so eloquently pointed out... I haven't been caught speeding on a bike. But unlike Skelstar, my beastie can crack $1.40, and I can tell you a thing or two about the variances between what the police publish about their pursuit policies and what they actually practice...

In a cage, the biggest speeding ticket I've had was 143 in 100. Years ago. Got busted after being chased at up to 180 in a 50, but that was dangerous driving/driving while disq/failing to stop for red & blues. 18 months disq and 3 months PD. Bit of a bugger too, that cage was a lot more comfortable to drive than the one I bought to hack around in for the next 17.5 months.

[scumdog]

As Skelstar so eloquently pointed out... I haven't been caught speeding on a bike. But unlike Skelstar, my beastie can crack $1.40, and I can tell you a thing or two about the variances between what the police publish about their pursuit policies and what they actually practice...

.

So you KNOW the officer had the time to call in the pursuit and have it logged in???????

[Brian d marge]

thats doin pretty well for a revere.... the bros gets off the clock when it went....but im a small fucker so that dont count:devil2:

yup I was booked for 105 .....

Stephen

[Beemer]

I've only ever had one speeding ticket in my life, and that was for doing a criminal 125kph along the Himatangi Straights at 9am on a Sunday morning. I've been warned a couple of times but this guy made me feel like I was the lowest of the low. Yes, it did make me slow down, but I hated him with a vengeance for many years, think I've only just got over it now!

[ducatilover]

yup I was booked for 105 .....

Stephen
haha i take it you mean 105 mph?:spudflip: :Police:

[rc_36_rider]

one time coming home from work i had a car full of patch members take a disliking to my bright yellow gsxr 400 so i speed away then around the next bend there was a cop i was doin 180 in a 80 k zone so is thought ill run ive already lost my licence i out ran three more cops on the way home only to find out that my house had been robbed and my farther had called the police so they were waiting for me when i got home i got over 2k in fines because of licence breaches and lost the licence for 6 months the bike for 1 month and a big lawyers bill and speed dosent kill stopping too fast kills.:doh:
they never clocked but in court they said they used a sound meter ? to determin i was doing over 100mph and also said they were chasing me at no less then 180kph i said i was doing the speed limit but the judge didnt beleve me.

[spudchucka]

one time coming home from work i had a car full of patch members take a disliking to my bright yellow gsxr 400 so i speed away then around the next bend there was a cop i was doin 180 in a 80 k zone so is thought ill run ive already lost my licence i out ran three more cops on the way home only to find out that my house had been robbed and my farther had called the police so they were waiting for me when i got home i got over 2k in fines because of licence breaches and lost the licence for 6 months the bike for 1 month and a big lawyers bill and speed dosent kill stopping too fast kills.:doh:
they never clocked but in court they said they used a sound meter ? to determin i was doing over 100mph and also said they were chasing me at no less then 180kph i said i was doing the speed limit but the judge didnt beleve me.
Face it mate, you're born to lose. With an experience like that I can't believe you would be stupid enough to come up with the scheme you posted over in the "If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear" thread.

[Lou Girardin]

they never clocked but in court they said they used a sound meter ? to determin i was doing over 100mph


You gotta watch those sound meters, the cops can hear you coming. The best way to beat them is to put the standard can back on.

[Big Chim]

one time coming home from work i had a car full of patch members take a disliking to my bright yellow gsxr 400 so i speed away then around the next bend there was a cop i was doin 180 in a 80 k zone so is thought ill run ive already lost my licence i out ran three more cops on the way home only to find out that my house had been robbed and my farther had called the police so they were waiting for me when i got home i got over 2k in fines because of licence breaches and lost the licence for 6 months the bike for 1 month and a big lawyers bill and speed dosent kill stopping too fast kills.:doh:
they never clocked but in court they said they used a sound meter ? to determin i was doing over 100mph and also said they were chasing me at no less then 180kph i said i was doing the speed limit but the judge didnt beleve me.

Man that is some bad ass luck. I think that one wins the award for 'If your gonna have a shit day, no point doing it half arsed'. An awsome tale to tell none the less.

[Goblin]

lol i doubt it was a det snr sgt, i dont think one of them would know what a ticket book looked like!
Indeed he was....had lots of stripes on his shoulders anyway...and he wasnt carring a ticket book, hence the tickets came in the mail.

[Stevo]

There is something wrong with some of these posts - people are saying they got let off speeding tickets by the cops, I thought that NEVER happened?:whistle: :msn-wink:
It doesn't! But it did.

Well, you are the only exception SD

[M1CRO]

170km/hr on the open road (100km/hr) ...
Got let off though..
CBR1000 just ended up to be the talking point at the time :)
Was a few years ago tho..

[Fatjim]

2 different brushes with the law. Both a long time ago.

First one, being chased home late one night while I had 2 pillions on. Needless to say, the old CX400 slug wasn't up to it, but was good brownie points with the young ladies on the back though. Made some story up about getting these girls home to their parents, cops let my off. Got away once with a couple of mates on the back coming back from McDee's one night. Problem was, my mates coke got spilt down the back of my jeans when they where jumping off to hide in the bushes. Man that sucked.

My closest brush with loosing my license was for crossing a yellow line and overtaking 2 vehicles on the short straight before the esses south of some small town on SH1 known for it's gumboots. The big problem was one of the cars was going the other way. Scared the crap out of them, but not enough to stop one of them getting my plate. Told the cops I wasn't there at the time they reported and had witnessses to prove it. Just got a new job with a company car, loosing the liscense would have cost me the job.

Calmed down when I reached about 25. Bloody good reason for putting the minimum age up.

[Darkman]

Fastest I was ever caught was 180kms/h in a 60kms/h zone. Think they could have locked me up if they wanted to, but instead they let me off with a bottle of brandy. Came and collect it at my house too. This happended at my home town in South Africa..

[Smorg]

290 on the blade from orewa to oteha valley road.............didnt get caught just felt like telling someone:whocares:

[Sniper]

.............didnt get caught just felt like telling someone:whocares:

Or 3000 someones.

[Kornholio]

Or 3000 someones.

Meh ......

[M1CRO]

Or 3000 someones.

pretty soon to be 6500 "blue" someones lol :shit:

[cowpoos]

Got pulled over for doing 117km in a 70 kmh once .... Only problem was I wasn't the one speeding. Happened after the Caltex in the Hutt about 2 years back. The famous Commodore mufti got a Yellow TL1000R and the Yellow Duc mixed up (expletive inserted here) and pulls me over by the Timura Speedway. The guys about to give me a ticket and my wife pulls up on a yellow bike as well. Cops adamant that it was me and told me to confess . Held me ground saying if he’d pulled over the bike directly behind me , he would have the right person, cop ends up saying, I'm not going to give you a ticket this time so slow down. WTF , wasn't any way.
So , anyone here want to confess , two years back , Yellow TLR1000 , older style blue leather suit, hid your bike at the top of the taka's by the loos after ...
You owe me a beer matey.

could it have been...MOTOXXX

[cowpoos]

was busted about 10 years ago for 297kms on a turbo charged k1 sayd i was making sure the turbo was working proper like as i had just fitted it have the ticket and mountain of paperwork (for court) to prove it .kicker is i had another 1000 rpm to go bgut they blocked the road

YOU ARE THE MAN.....FUCK YOU MUST BE THE BEST RIDER IN THE WORLD....I SUPPOSE YOU CUT UP ROSSI WHEN YOU WERE STAYING IN VALENCIA ON YOUR MINIMOTO....MAN I WISH I WAS JUST LIKE YOU....

[cowpoos]

I never speed....no I'm a good boy....don't drink either...never hang around with people that do...I'm so inocent I don't even know where auckland is....

[Sensei]

Haven't Stopped to Find out :headbang:

[Sniper]

Im amazed at all the speeders on here. Imaging the damage to my good, innocent boy situation when I get found out Im involved in this group of rowdy hooligans.

[noyz]

I was on my way home riding nicely came up to a passing lane the cage in front of me pulled into the right hand lane doing 105ks and just sat there I got annoyed so I flicked across the yellows and did a quick pass and flipped her the bird on the way passed, 15ks later glanced in the mirror to see the flashing lights by the time he got out of his car and walked up I was banging my head on the petrol tank ( I had got a ticket for 119 exactly to the day a month before) he asked my why I had "Passed a car that was passing a truck with oncoming traffic" and I explained how long I had sat behind her he told me I should have passed on the left, he estimated my speed to be 110 (i knew it was 160+) then asked me if i would be happy to have a ticket for crossing double yellows $75, i was rapt !!

[Wenier]

Mine are crap really, i have had 3 tickets over many years all in 100k zones. 2 of these are for 115k and the other for 112 which really pisses me off. It would be alright if it were for a better speed and i wasnt tryin to speed jus wondered into the 115 area with out realising as most of you would no can happen.

Of course when they say whats ya reason, ya thinking why ask youll ticket me anyway, so proceed to say i wasnt tryin to. Look what im riding if i were speeding it wouldnt be 115k it would be decent like 150 or more.

But i may have lost a cop one time wit an excessive speed but i jus cant remember if i have done over 200k if anyone is an officer.

But if you look at my signature that says it all, i try so hard not to get tickets and then usually a month before i have zero demerits again i get to add some.

But thats life. :)

[inlinefour]

I cannot (and will not) confirm or deny anything. :crazy:

[Goblin]

Lots of stripes is Sergent
Senior Sergent has a crown
Detectives generally speaking dont wear uniform in there day to day activities.
Det.Snr.Sgt.. definatly wouldnt be wearing a uniform in his day to day duties. Just formal occasions.
OK...I stand corrected then. This did happen in the mid eighties & I had a sneaky feeling he was on his way to or from something formal. He was not impressed with us anyway:no:

[WINJA]

60kmh on the foot path , and i got off

[cowpoos]

60kmh on the foot path , and i got off

and that was because you had his wife as you pillion and he was rather thankful...wasn't it...lol

[WINJA]

and that was because you had his wife as you pillion and he was rather thankful...wasn't it...lol
two reasons i got off , there was about 15 of us on scooters doing it at about 2 am and it was 2 lone cops one of them looked about 16 years old that caught us , i did point out that the bikes we were on are mopeds and the law says mopeds must stick to cycleways where provided we were on a ped/cycleway .

[ducatilover]

imagine the fucken fine if i got ticketed......

"how fast were you going sir?"
"fucked if i know bro"
"sorry?"
"me too, the bloody speedo only goes to 190 and then i'm just geussing"
" well you were doing 210 when i got you"
"hmmmm not bad considering its only meant to do 185"
"give me the keys and your lisence. rego is good warrant is good. honda nt650...... i'm sorry you are a learner"
" me? no! its a spelling mistake"


and i would kinda loose my card and get a mufuka of a fine......

and the bros did go 210.....:first: my mate followed me in his prelude down mt bruce [ cowpoos will know the hill] and he said he backed off at 210.....:beer:

[WINJA]

imagine the fucken fine if i got ticketed......

"how fast were you going sir?"
"fucked if i know bro"
"sorry?"
"me too, the bloody speedo only goes to 190 and then i'm just geussing"
" well you were doing 210 when i got you"
"hmmmm not bad considering its only meant to do 185"
"give me the keys and your lisence. rego is good warrant is good. honda nt650...... i'm sorry you are a learner"
" me? no! its a spelling mistake"


and i would kinda loose my card and get a mufuka of a fine......

and the bros did go 210.....:first: my mate followed me in his prelude down mt bruce [ cowpoos will know the hill] and he said he backed off at 210.....:beer:
210 kph your dreaming bitch , theres no way the bros does 210. thats a ghey bike named after the gay band bros

[Swoop]

Lots of stripes is Sergent
Senior Sergent has a crown
Detectives generally speaking dont wear uniform in there day to day activities.
Det.Snr.Sgt.. definatly wouldnt be wearing a uniform in his day to day duties. Just formal occasions.

I was of the impression that 3 stripes = milk and 2 sugars...:whistle:

[ducatilover]

210 kph your dreaming bitch , theres no way the bros does 210. thats a ghey bike named after the gay band bros
haha never underestimate the power of 55kg prick and a long down hill run starting at 170:moon: it was way off the clock and i think i nearly fell off.... the back. i'll have to ask my mate if hes sure it was 210 but i reckon it was:first:

[SuperDave]

It's amazing what driving a heavy, slow vehicle all day does to you..

Tell me about it - I drive this big Nissan Atlas 1600cc van for work all week and it's just naturally slow as a snail - having only 4 gears and fucked timing doesn't help it either. After driving this thing getting into a 1300cc familia hatchback feels like I'm in a damn go-kart.

[WINJA]

haha never underestimate the power of 55kg prick and a long down hill run starting at 170:moon: it was way off the clock and i think i nearly fell off.... the back. i'll have to ask my mate if hes sure it was 210 but i reckon it was:first:
55 kg , are you a chick?
i thought the prelude would have a 180 kmh speedo and be limited to 180 . best way is get it up and running and well test it outside the local school against the gixxer, or we can test it down my street

[ducatilover]

55 kg , are you a chick?
i thought the prelude would have a 180 kmh speedo and be limited to 180 . best way is get it up and running and well test it outside the local school against the gixxer, or we can test it down my street
some of the preludes have the 180k limiter but you can easily overcome this by spending a few hundy. sure we can test it at the local school, but therses no point as they mainly wont know me cos i left to be bob the builder.

and no i'm not a chick, i have small boobs and a small penis to equalize it all. lol what do you want to test against the gixxer? if its the bros i know of a nice 3km straight but you'll have to give me a very big headstart. and pass me. the bros would do bout 195ish on the flat after a eternity..:yawn: ..

now i will stop bragging. [see i'm trying sniper]:nono:

[WINJA]

some of the preludes have the 180k limiter but you can easily overcome this by spending a few hundy. sure we can test it at the local school, but therses no point as they mainly wont know me cos i left to be bob the builder.

and no i'm not a chick, i have small boobs and a small penis to equalize it all. lol what do you want to test against the gixxer? if its the bros i know of a nice 3km straight but you'll have to give me a very big headstart. and pass me. the bros would do bout 195ish on the flat after a eternity..:yawn: ..

now i will stop bragging. [see i'm trying sniper]:nono:
i only test them round schools cause it gives it an element of danger with kids crossing the road and stuff.

[ducatilover]

i only test them round schools cause it gives it an element of danger with kids crossing the road and stuff.
well you win. i dont want little jhonny on my visor and soon to be new gaurd and sexy carbon fibre light thingys:spudbn:

[WINJA]

well you win. i dont want little jhonny on my visor and soon to be new gaurd and sexy carbon fibre light thingys:spudbn:
i just saw your profile , your only 16 and been in this much trouble already , good on ya , your practicing stupidity at a 20 year old level already , btw ive got a can of peaches older than you

[ducatilover]

i just saw your profile , your only 16 and been in this much trouble already , good on ya , your practicing stupidity at a 20 year old level already , btw ive got a can of peaches older than you
hahaha your missus is older than 16 then?

youre all invited to my 17th on the 7th of jan..... not that anyone from kb knows me.... but i have a few dogs i can socialise with.... maybe get a root....:hug:

[Waylander]

hahaha your missus is older than 16 then?

youre all invited to my 17th on the 7th of jan..... not that anyone from kb knows me.... but i have a few dogs i can socialise with.... maybe get a root....:hug:
From a dog? Well I supose if you can't get it from any where else.

[ducatilover]

From a dog? Well I supose if you can't get it from any where else.
yeah.... the hamsters are more of a good fit though, dogs generally feel like a worm in a tin can [and thats a virgin dog]:spudbn: :shake: and my mums booked out for a while so.....

[T.W.R]

hahaha your missus is older than 16 then?

youre all invited to my 17th on the 7th of jan..... not that anyone from kb knows me.... but i have a few dogs i can socialise with.... maybe get a root....:hug:

knocking on the door of 17 & thinking about practicing beastiality :rofl: :rofl: theres laws against cruelty to animals you know:nono:

Merry Xmas

[ducatilover]

knocking on the door of 17 & thinking about practicing beastiality :rofl: :rofl: theres laws against cruelty to animals you know:nono:

Merry Xmas
oh my bad, hahaha merry xmas dude:msn-wink:

[Dadpole]

knocking on the door of 17 & thinking about practicing beastiality :rofl: :rofl: theres laws against cruelty to animals you know:nono:

Merry Xmas

Not in Ekewhatsit.

[WINJA]

hahaha your missus is older than 16 then?

youre all invited to my 17th on the 7th of jan..... not that anyone from kb knows me.... but i have a few dogs i can socialise with.... maybe get a root....:hug:
i wish my misses was 16 . ill come to your 17th if theres 16 year old chicks there, what area do you live in?

[ducatilover]

i wish my misses was 16 . ill come to your 17th if theres 16 year old chicks there, what area do you live in?
well my party will be in pahiafuckentua and i dunno how many chicks are going to be there apart from my own personal ho-bag :spudwhat: but there should be a few of my x's that you could stick....:first: the whole town is coming so about 7 or 8 people dependent if there are relatives coming, not that it makes much diference cos were all inbred anyway.....

merry fucking christmas:niceone:

[T.W.R]

: but there should be a few of my x's that you could stick....:first: the whole town is coming so about 7 or 8 people dependent if there are relatives coming, not that it makes much diference cos were all inbred anyway.....

merry fucking christmas:niceone:

Nothin says lovin like drillin ya cousin :chase::buggerd: actually D/L you were riding your Bros when you buggered it aye :buggerd: :lol:


oops need another Jimmie!:drinkup: :drinkup: :drinknsin

What did Santa say when he walked into the Brothel ? HO HO HO !:rofl:

[ducatilover]

i'm not allowed to work at the garden cos every time someone asks for a ho i fetch my sister:first:

oh, i dont have a sister.

well if youve married five times and have the same inlaws you come from pahiatua:devil2:

if your wife says she's game and you shoot her, you come from pahiatua:sherlock:

and yes i buggered my bros:motu:

[cowpoos]

haha never underestimate the power of 55kg prick

fuck is that all your weight...I've had corn shits bigger than that...:moon:

[Waylander]

Thought I was a skinny fuck at 88kg...

[Firefight]

Thought I was a skinny fuck at 88kg...


you are

F/F

[cowpoos]

and yes i buggered my bros:motu:

spit or swallow???

[ducatilover]

fuck is that all your weight...I've had corn shits bigger than that...:moon:
yeah, i jumped on the calf scales and "mother fucker!:angry2: skinny bastard"

i've lost weight since i was twelve..... and grown taller....

how is it possible? i'm 5 ft 9 and 55kg... thats fucked up.... as i say i only have one big bone:yeah:

[ducatilover]

spit or swallow???
swallow is a sign of pure inbredness.
choke is showing off.
spit is a sypathy blow.

yeah i swallowed:innocent:

[WINJA]

fuck is that all your weight...i've had corn shits bigger than that...:moon:
i didnt think guys would be that small , hes well under half my weight, the bros would be a rocket with mr punyverse on it

[cowpoos]

as i say i only have one big bone:yeah:

thats not what ya mumma told me....:blah:

[WINJA]

thats not what ya mumma told me....:blah:
stop stealing my "your mumma" jokes, ya bitch

[ducatilover]

i didnt think guys would be that small , hes well under half my weight, the bros would be a rocket with mr punyverse on it
mr punyverse? for some reason i find that fucken funy! its true aswell:wari:
i'd rather be called dougy buggy stick insect man like i was in fourth form by all the girls and faggots who found my inbred arsehole attractive....
i wonder if " stick insect" was a personal remark about the displacement of my genitals?

[Firefight]

i didnt think guys would be that small , hes well under half my weight, the bros would be a rocket with mr punyverse on it


Fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


F/F

[ducatilover]

thats not what ya mumma told me....:blah:
so what if its really hers?:wavey:

[ducatilover]

Fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


F/F
that'd be one good root, hahahahaha:spudguita

[WINJA]

fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


f/f
my mates wife was 35kg , he was about 100kg heavier than her , fuck the looked funny together, we called her monkey cause she looked like a monkey clinging to his back on the bike

[Firefight]

that'd be one good root, hahahahaha:spudguita


Fuck off you sick Fuck, my dogs got taste

F/F

[Waylander]

Fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


F/F

Big dog... And not all of us can be short stocky firemen ya know.:shake:

[cowpoos]

stop stealing my "your mumma" jokes, ya bitch

if ya not fast your last winjie :first:

[ducatilover]

Fuck off you sick Fuck, my dogs got taste

F/F
dammit.....thats me ruled out then:moon:

[cowpoos]

Big dog... And not all of us can be short stocky firemen ya know.:shake:

that wasn't really that funny!!

when you buy that ducati....your jokes will instantly be funnier....and you will have more friends and lots more sex....

and then just imagine what could happen if you got a kawa or suzi!!! :niceone:

[Waylander]

that wasn't really that funny!!

when you buy that ducati....your jokes will instantly be funnier....and you will have more friends and lots more sex....

and then just imagine what could happen if you got a kawa or suzi!!! :niceone:
Hmm a bike that lots of peaple have or a bike that few peaple have. I know wich one I'm choosin' then doin more stuff to it to make it stand out. lol yea wasn't funny but the mood I'm in funny is not exactly reachable. Trying to stay light hearted though.

[ducatilover]

that wasn't really that funny!!

when you buy that ducati....your jokes will instantly be funnier....and you will have more friends and lots more sex....

and then just imagine what could happen if you got a kawa or suzi!!! :niceone:
you mean if i buy a ducati grandma will..........

[cowpoos]

you mean if i buy a ducati grandma will..........

okay...i think your getting a little carried away now...no mre shandies for you little one...

off you go....brush ur teeth and in bed...you can read for 5mins...then its lights off...!!!!

[ducatilover]

okay...i think your getting a little carried away now...no mre shandies for you little one...

off you go....brush ur teeth and in bed...you can read for 5mins...then its lights off...!!!!
sorry sir, can you read me a bed time story and tuck me in?:blip: :zzzz: :bleh:

[WINJA]

sorry sir, can you read me a bed time story and tuck me in?:blip: :zzzz: :bleh:
you and poos need to get a room

[cowpoos]

you and poos need to get a room


\been there...he's alittle too inexperienced for me....what you up to later winja...I bet your a screamer once you got a cock in your arse :devil2:

[WINJA]

\been there...he's alittle too inexperienced for me....what you up to later winja...i bet your a screamer once you got a cock in your arse :devil2:
you hicks are worse than indy , leave me out of this im not a perv.

[ducatilover]

\been there...he's alittle too inexperienced for me....what you up to later winja...I bet your a screamer once you got a cock in your arse :devil2:
hey, i thought we had something? *runs from room wearing little fairy costume* i can bend over and touch my toes for ages for uncle poos to majic his whoopie stick:whistle:

[Waylander]

you hicks are worse than indy , leave me out of this im not a perv.
Then care toexplain your sig pic? or is one of those an incentive for us to paint your roof?

[Kornholio]

Fuck you must be pretty slim dude... Im 5'10 and 67 kgs and im pretty skinny
Built for speed, not for comfort :D

[ducatilover]

you hicks are worse than indy , leave me out of this im not a perv.
well you cant see poo's face when your holding his shoulders so dont worry bout it..... hey your shoelaces are untied:whistle:

[WINJA]

then care toexplain your sig pic? or is one of those an incentive for us to paint your roof?
i got nothin for christmas so i spruced up my sig , ya like it , do you have one?

[WINJA]

fuck you must be pretty slim dude... im 5'10 and 67 kgs and im pretty skinny
built for speed, not for comfort :d
i could lose 67kg and still be a fat cunt

[cowpoos]

fuck yeah I'm into that shit...i ain't had a good arse raming for ages...can we use jelly...need lotsa that shit

what flavor jelly winja??? I don't like lime!

[WINJA]

what flavor jelly winja??? i don't like lime!
hey , i didnt write that , you misqouted me

[ducatilover]

Fuck you must be pretty slim dude... Im 5'10 and 67 kgs and im pretty skinny
Built for speed, not for comfort :D
slim? nah fucken scrawny sounds better:yeah:

[cowpoos]

you misqouted me

whats that...I'm keen to experiment...so what flavor jelly lover :moon:

[ducatilover]

this is winjas grandpappy
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/carthieframpage.html

:drinknsin

[ducatilover]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/backgroundaccident.html

this is me.....

[marty]

ouch........

[ducatilover]

yeah. cant remeber where i got the link from. some fucken great shit though:drinknsin

[T.W.R]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/backgroundaccident.html

this is me.....

ARGH!:argh: FUCK THAT AIN'T NICE!!!

[ducatilover]

ARGH!:argh: FUCK THAT AIN'T NICE!!!
even i wouldnt manage that if you think about it....:innocent: i'm sure that was a one way street:spudwhat:

[T.W.R]

even i wouldnt manage that if you think about it....:innocent: i'm sure that was a one way street:spudwhat:

brings back memories (bad ones at that!) thats real similar to how i fucked my elbow but i collected the rear passenger door/wheel arch halfway through lying the bike down then did the superman impersonation :argh: look mum i can fly! oh shit this is gona hurt !!!

[ducatilover]

yeah its very educational crashing.:whistle:

[cowpoos]

where did winja go???

[metric]

*back on topic*

few years ago I got pulled over in my car doing approx 220+km (wound off the dial)... cops caught up with me when I hit traffic on the bombay hill after about 6km, flashed their lights and pulled me over... leaned in and asked my brother (who was also in the car) if he had his licence... which he did, so they told him he was driving my car home. they then asked what the hell kind of car it was (pulsar gti-r)

lost my licence for 28 days, went to court, $700 fine plus court costs, and 50 demerit points...

nothing on the bike as of yet (but am waiting to see if a ticket is going to turn up for dangerous overtaking?)

[classic zed]

I am embarrassed to say 111kph in a 100 zone and that was in my cage.

Oh the shame of it:doh:

I promise to try harder next time

[Sensei]

Haven't waited round to Find out :spudwave: