dumb dumb retards on tardme

[Postie]

I am selling some mini motos on reTardme, they are 49cc and do about 40-50kph, they have slicks and clearly no lights, no indicators and no fucking horns....... i didn't feel the need to point this out since the pictures are fairly clear. I have had about.......7 different people ask if they can be made road legal, do they have lights, do they have indicators, do they have horns.. do they....... "no they fucking don't you thick fuck"......

Why are people so stupid, why do they waste not only my time, but potentially the air i may one day want to inhale, they consume the food that may well have been ment for me, or anybody with 2 lobes in there skull rather then just an empty mass, much like JSG.

I went back to retardville.co.nz and edited my auction in CAPS to save me having to read and decide to simply ignor the ridiculous email i just read asking if the bike can take 2 people or will i take $5 for one or $7 for 3 bikes.

I asked Santa for a big fuck of gun or at least some big shiny knifes for Christmas, instead i got a double ended dildo with barbs......


ah, i feel better now....

[madboy]

deep breath...

Think if you do sell then 3 for $7 you've probably done society a favour. They'll wind 'em up to 43.7km/h, pull out in front of a bus that didn't see them, hit a bump that'll arse them and their wife off... there might be a short-term cost with ACC picking up the funeral costs, but think of the long-term benefits that they won't be claiming from WINZ.

Took mine for a spin down the road to a mate's place on the weekend... all good humour, but I wouldn't want to be travelling outside the neighbourhood on one!!

[wari]

SOrry ... :spudwave:

:drinkup:

[HDTboy]

Where's the link to the auction?

[Postie]

yo should know better......
mind you, your a westie, you think anything is road legal......

[Postie]

Where's the link to the auction?

there yo go pirate boy

http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/my_trademe/sell_current.asp

[HDTboy]

Yarrrrgghhh, muppet, that's the link for listings I'm selling. Give me an auction number

[HDTboy]

Bastard, I thought it was an auction where I could ask you questions, not a classified ad. OT: When did you get the 400?

[Postie]

your very observant, i only just changed that, i bought the CBR last night. Its almost as bad as yours, just a 400, so better. its an '88 and been sitting round since March, so it seized the brakes and fuck knows what, but i got a good deal on it, now its in bits in the garage, and with the help of thr lord, it shall arise again soon......

[SixPackBack]

Mr Postie please answer my question regarding purchase of the mini-moto.....does it come with a double ended dildo? and if so can I have mine in pink without the barbs and petrol powered........thank you Mr Postie:msn-wink:

[froggyfrenchman]

when will we dumb dumb retards learn?

[mstriumph]

Mr Postie please answer my question regarding purchase of the mini-moto.....does it come with a double ended dildo? and if so can I have mine in pink without the barbs and petrol powered........thank you Mr Postie:msn-wink:

he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! :shit:

be afraid ....... be VERY afraid!! lol

[HDTboy]

How can it be better than mine? I can ride mine whenever I like, and on the road too, legally.
And mine's newer, probly has the same power, is lighter, and has a better frame and sticky tyres.
Finally, does yours have an eye patch?

[scumdog]

:innocent:
I am selling some mini motos on reTardme, they are 49cc and do about 40-50kph, they have slicks and clearly no lights, no indicators and no fucking horns....... i didn't feel the need to point this out since the pictures are fairly clear. I have had about.......7 different people ask if they can be made road legal, do they have lights, do they have indicators, do they have horns.. do they....... "no they fucking don't you thick fuck"......

Why are people so stupid, why do they waste not only my time, but potentially the air i may one day want to inhale, they consume the food that may well have been ment for me, or anybody with 2 lobes in there skull rather then just an empty mass, much like JSG.

I went back to retardville.co.nz and edited my auction in CAPS to save me having to read and decide to simply ignor the ridiculous email i just read asking if the bike can take 2 people or will i take $5 for one or $7 for 3 bikes.

I asked Santa for a big fuck of gun or at least some big shiny knifes for Christmas, instead i got a double ended dildo with barbs......


ah, i feel better now....

So can I get one registered?????????:blah: :nya: :innocent:

[k14]

Its about the same as the guy that persistently asked a guy how much it would cost to get a TZ250 GP bike road legal. First the guy just said it can't be done, and then the guy kept pestering him to say how much. In the end he just said $500000, lol, don't think the guy asked any more questions.

[XTC]

Sooo I still don't get it!! Do they have lights and horns or what???? Can they be registered and can they take two people or NOT???!!!

[crashe]

What is the link to the mini-moto....?

I have tried to find it....under "mini-motos" and all I get is a book titled "Need for speed"

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

Mr Postie please answer my question regarding purchase of the mini-moto.....does it come with a double ended dildo? and if so can I have mine in pink without the barbs and petrol powered........thank you Mr Postie:msn-wink:
:drinkup: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :drinkup:

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

PUT A ADD IN THE BAY TRADER ONCE (ONLY)
HQ HOLDEN PARTS ONLY WITH MOB PH THOUGHT THAT MIGHT SLOW THEM DOWN :rolleyes:
BUT WTF HAD TO TURN MY PH OFF :brick:

[kro]

It always amuses me watching the new members bidding on an auction. The buy now is $1200.00, and the starting price is like 500 or something, so the newb jumps in at 1100, and instantly meets reserve, and will never know how low the reserve may have been, and loses out on a bargain.

Happens every single time, surely common sense would stipulate to a persons brain that they start at the start... i.e 500 sheets, and work up slowly, not just munter in there at 100 less than buy now, thats just stoooooopid !!!.

Still, a laugh is a laugh.

By the way, for any of you who aren't computer minded.... for God's sake do not buy computer gear off trademe if you are planning to update your PC, the gougers on there typically charge about 15% more than retail.
www.pricespy.co.nz will see you right.

[Biff]

I am selling some mini motos on reTardme, they are 49cc and do about 40-50kph, they have slicks and clearly no lights, no indicators and no fucking horns....... i didn't feel the need to point this out since the pictures are fairly clear. I have had about.......7 different people ask if they can be made road legal, do they have lights, do they have indicators, do they have horns.. do they....... "no they fucking don't you thick fuck"......

Why are people so stupid, why do they waste not only my time, but potentially the air i may one day want to inhale, they consume the food that may well have been ment for me, or anybody with 2 lobes in there skull rather then just an empty mass, much like JSG.

I went back to retardville.co.nz and edited my auction in CAPS to save me having to read and decide to simply ignor the ridiculous email i just read asking if the bike can take 2 people or will i take $5 for one or $7 for 3 bikes.

I asked Santa for a big fuck of gun or at least some big shiny knifes for Christmas, instead i got a double ended dildo with barbs......


ah, i feel better now....
Deep breath. Count to 10.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:doctor:


So.........














































...do they have indicators?








:chase:

[Biff]

BUT WTF HAD TO TURN MY PH OFF :brick:

What's a PH?

[WINJA]

i saw in a brit magazine some were made road legal

[scumdog]

i saw in a brit magazine some were made road legal


So was WINJA rogering made legal for the rest of us to do?:doh: :lol:

[Sniper]

What would it take to make them road legal? :bleh:

[bugjuice]

some lights and a horn

[WINJA]

what would it take to make them road legal? :bleh:
fucken moron what do you think

[Waylander]

Not so sure about the horn or the lights being needed to make them road legal. Look at all the mini-choppers being riden around without either.

[Cibby]

Not so sure about the horn or the lights being needed to make them road legal. Look at all the mini-choppers being riden around without either.


thinking of getting one gay... i mean waylander..

might be a nice step up from your bike.. p.s i know the guy selling them, i can get ya a discount :)

[mv.senna]

Its about the same as the guy that persistently asked a guy how much it would cost to get a TZ250 GP bike road legal. First the guy just said it can't be done, and then the guy kept pestering him to say how much. In the end he just said $500000, lol, don't think the guy asked any more questions.

I think that was the same guy that kept asking my mate if his VFR400 was a 2 stroke or a 4 stroke...... :doh:

[WINJA]

thinking of getting one gay... i mean waylander..

might be a nice step up from your bike.. p.s i know the guy selling them, i can get ya a discount :)
can i see your tits? ill give you $5

[Waylander]

thinking of getting one gay... i mean waylander..

might be a nice step up from your bike.. p.s i know the guy selling them, i can get ya a discount :)
Wow another one turned lackie. When will peaple stand out from someone elses shadow and be thier own person? Dover is not what I would call a good role model.

[inlinefour]

he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! :shit:

be afraid ....... be VERY afraid!! lol

And its about time, I was really starting to get bored.:nya: Nice to have ya back SPB, the place was almost becoming politically correct:moon: Even WINJA is being nice since his caps lock failed...

[Sniper]

I see the sarcasm meter was off.

[Colapop]

All you need to make them road legal is to get a pesonalised plate from Chris in Stokes Valley!

[Badcat]

mini choppers on the road ..... arrrrrgghhhh.....
i'm all for them being road legal - if they relax the gun laws.
THAT would make them fun, little whiny target practice.
minimotos would be a barrel of fun on the track, but i'd happily skin one of those little mini-chopper riders and wear him as a hat.

[Colapop]

Instead of using a gun (guns are bad) you could trial different types of road spikes?

[Badcat]

Instead of using a gun (guns are bad) you could trial different types of road spikes?
i like where you're going there.
how about a two handed broadsword?

[Colapop]

See now you're thinking. Why should road spikes have to be at ground level? Fish hooks at eye level (oldy but a goody), if you put some effort in you could prolly set up a Vietcong swinging log deal?

[Badcat]

See now you're thinking. Why should road spikes have to be at ground level? Fish hooks at eye level (oldy but a goody), if you put some effort in you could prolly set up a Vietcong swinging log deal?

you know, if we all got together, we could rid NZ of this scourge in weeks.

[Colapop]

LOL! Yeah, we could all hold hands and sing songs round the campfire! Oh sorry - NZ goverment response to all things *bad*

[kro]

Yes, and camp fires are prohibited in most places too, you've been rule booked out of a perfectly feasible idea Colapop.

[DMNTD]

.....does it come with a double ended dildo? and if so can I have mine in pink without the barbs and petrol powered....
Good to see the med's have kicked in mate:spudbn: ;)

[WINJA]

mini choppers on the road ..... arrrrrgghhhh.....
i'm all for them being road legal - if they relax the gun laws.
that would make them fun, little whiny target practice.
minimotos would be a barrel of fun on the track, but i'd happily skin one of those little mini-chopper riders and wear him as a hat.
minichoppers on the road are just as visible as the local kids on the road round the town here, ive seen kids as young as 5 on real small bikes playing on a busy road and they legally have to ride on the road their not allowed on the foot path , if mini choppers are a problem for other drivers then those drivers shouldnt be on the road, if you cant see a minichopper you wont see a young un either , im only saying this cause one of the complaints is there to small to be seen properly.

[Badcat]

minichoppers on the road are just as visible as the local kids on the road round the town here, ive seen kids as young as 5 on real small bikes playing on a busy road and they legally have to ride on the road their not allowed on the foot path , if mini choppers are a problem for other drivers then those drivers shouldnt be on the road, if you cant see a minichopper you wont see a young un either , im only saying this cause one of the complaints is there to small to be seen properly.

yeah,i have 2 small kids - and see yoiur point, but 5 year olds on trikes aren't licenced to use the road.
sorry WINJA, there's a big diff between a stray toddler on a tricycle and some teenager on a minichopper in the city.

k

[oldrider]

minichoppers on the road are just as visible as the local kids on the road round the town here, ive seen kids as young as 5 on real small bikes playing on a busy road and they legally have to ride on the road their not allowed on the foot path , if mini choppers are a problem for other drivers then those drivers shouldnt be on the road, if you cant see a minichopper you wont see a young un either , im only saying this cause one of the complaints is there to small to be seen properly.
You know what. Without caplocks and with his latest avatar, reading the above quote, one would think WINJA was a civil minded gentleman.
Samson lost his strength when the cut off his hair. WINJA lost his caplocks and ! :motu: I rest my case. :wacko:
I for one miss the venom of the old WINJA, please give him back his caps for 2006. Cheers John.

[Colapop]

The difference hopefully is that kids are a little more supervised and and not foolhardy enough to think they can go anywhere/do anything and not get hurt. There are quite a few people who treat minichoppers as full sized bikes and don't consider vision.

Campfires are prohibited...
So if I get a lisence I can roast a few m/chopper riders for stupidity?

[Badcat]

You know what. Without caplocks and with his latest avatar, reading the above quote, one would think WINJA was a civil minded gentleman.
Samson lost his strength when the cut off his hair. WINJA lost his caplocks and ! :motu: I rest my case. :wacko:
I for one miss the venom of the old WINJA, please give him back his caps for 2006. Cheers John.

see my poll...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=22347&goto=newpost

k

[kro]

So if I get a lisence I can roast a few m/chopper riders for stupidity?

Yes siree bob.

[Postie]

I am selling some mini motos on reTardme, they are 49cc and do about 40-50kph, they have slicks and clearly no lights, no indicators and no fucking horns....... i didn't feel the need to point this out since the pictures are fairly clear. I have had about.......7 different people ask if they can be made road legal, do they have lights, do they have indicators, do they have horns.. do they....... "no they fucking don't you thick fuck"......


I went back to retardville.co.nz and edited my auction in CAPS to save me having to read and decide to simply ignor the ridiculous email i just read asking if the bike can take 2 people or will i take $5 for one or $7 for 3 bikes.




OK so an Indian fella just called me to ask if he can have a bike but he wants to put it on the road and asked me if i'm sure that it has no indicators or head lights......... am i fucking sure? Well i'll be, all this time i have been messing round on these bikes, putting them together and crashing them and bugger me, theres some indicators and lights right there..........:angry2:
now i wasted 6 minutes of my life that i will never get back explaining to the worlds dumbest bitch what is already in capitals on the auction, fuck it, maybe i should have told him he can put lights on the thing and then borrowed someones 4X4 and squashed the fucker

[bugjuice]

you should tell them they can. Then they'll buy one. Then they can bitch about it, and you can just ask them how many times they read the auction..
fuckwits

[ManDownUnder]

:innocent:

So can I get one registered?????????:blah: :nya: :innocent:

a double ended dildo??

Tell you what - you get that model - I'll make a note

[ManDownUnder]

OK so an Indian fella just called me to ask if he can have a bike but he wants to put it on the road and asked me if i'm sure that it has no indicators or head lights......... am i fucking sure? Well i'll be, all this time i have been messing round on these bikes, putting them together and crashing them and bugger me, theres some indicators and lights right there..........:angry2:
now i wasted 6 minutes of my life that i will never get back explaining to the worlds dumbest bitch what is already in capitals on the auction, fuck it, maybe i should have told him he can put lights on the thing and then borrowed someones 4X4 and squashed the fucker

Welcome to sales.

No biggie - painful but funny at the same time

[Cibby]

OK so an Indian fella just called me to ask if he can have a bike but he wants to put it on the road and asked me if i'm sure that it has no indicators or head lights......... am i fucking sure? Well i'll be, all this time i have been messing round on these bikes, putting them together and crashing them and bugger me, theres some indicators and lights right there..........:angry2:
now i wasted 6 minutes of my life that i will never get back explaining to the worlds dumbest bitch what is already in capitals on the auction, fuck it, maybe i should have told him he can put lights on the thing and then borrowed someones 4X4 and squashed the fucker


hahaha.. i agree with buggie.. just tell them that yep.. it surely does there...

in a southern accent ofcourse..

and then watch them burn.

although the 4x4 idea is nice to.. Custard and Qckchk have one.. :whistle:

[terbang]

I listed an item with a "Buy Now" option and a bunch of dicks had a bidding war to more than double the Buy now price...
Fine by me..

[Cibby]

I listed an item with a "Buy Now" option and a bunch of dicks had a bidding war to more than double the Buy now price...
Fine by me..

haha

retards.:moon: